If it were the monkey from before, he wouldn't care whether his current master was Jin Chanzi or Lu Bu. But now, Monkey really feels that it is better to be the master at this moment. After all, the current master is nothing more than Xuanzang during the day and Sanzang at night, and he can still cope with it. If the complete spirit of Lu Bu really revives, the first thing the monkey has to consider is not his own death, but whether Lu Bu will completely turn himself into a female monkey first.
Sun Wukong really doesn’t want to be a female monkey. Who knows how to do this kind of thing? How can you wield a golden cudgel with two burdens? More importantly, how can the monkey meet his sworn brothers and his immortal friends?
Moreover, the monkey also anticipated one of the worst scenes, when the monkey comes to the Bull Demon King:
I think you are my big brother, you really want to sleep with me!
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Little White Dragon was one of the Buddhist scripture gathering team specially prepared by Guanyin Bodhisattva for Xuanzang, so he successfully became a brother in need like the monkey. No, it should be a difficult sister and a difficult sister!
Lu Bu's transformation of the little white dragon is comprehensive. Not only does the little white dragon wear a white gauze hollow skirt when it turns into a human body, but even if the little white dragon turns into a prototype, it is still a little female dragon. Even if the little white dragon transforms into a white dragon horse, Sanzang thinks that the white dragon horse is a little mare, then she can only be a little mare.
To be honest, the monkey is jealous...
When the little white dragon is a beautiful, slender and delicate little white dragon, many people will first pay attention to whether it is a little female dragon or a male dragon.
When Xiao Bailong was a virgin with snow-white skin and tender skin, many people would pay special attention to Xiao Bailong's body measurements and so on.
But now, when the little white dragon is no longer a dragon, nor a human being, it actually chooses to become a human white dragon horse. By this time, few people paid special attention to whether Xiao Bailong was a filly. And this is precisely the brilliance of Xiao Bailong's choice. As a dragon, he has no face to meet his kind, but as a human, he has to face harassment from his master. As a result, Xiao Bailong neither planned to be a dragon nor a human being. She would rather be ridden by her master every day.
Monkey doesn't have as high a consciousness as Xiao Bailong. Even if she dies, she will never be suppressed by others. And to be honest, Xiao Bailong is still a little too naive. Do you really think that everything will be over if the master rides on you? Do you really think you only have to deal with Master?
If nothing else, a monkey can really do this kind of thing. The monkey is already thinking that when the master is captured by the monster, the monkey will experience the little white dragon:
Xiao Bailong's white dragon form, Monkey was also a ruthless person who played with the snake spirit back then, she wanted to see the difference between the bodies of dragons and snakes.
The shape of the little white dragon in a white dress and the monkey's romantic deeds in Huaguo Mountain will definitely destroy people's outlook on life. The monkey not only catches women, but she also catches men. When the monkey body was not the current body of the little female monkey, Sun Wukong used the art of transformation to change into a female body to practice his charm skills. Therefore, the monkey didn't even spare a real man, let alone a situation like Xiao Bailong's. If the opportunity is found, Xiao Bailong may not know what will happen to him.
Finally, there is the white horse form of the little white dragon. Logically speaking, Xiao Bailong has become a white horse. These perverted old perverts among the members should let Xiao Bailong go, right?
Come on, the white horse that the little white dragon transformed into is simply one of the top mounts in the world of Journey to the West.
First, run fast. Little White Dragon's water attribute laws and wind attribute laws are both good. After all, calling wind and rain is the special skill of dragons. Why does the dragon run so fast? As long as the wind attribute is added to the body, it is difficult to run fast.
Secondly, it’s a great ride. If the Red Rabbit is the pinnacle of fighting, as long as you ride on the Red Rabbit, you will gain momentum +13, red fire special effects +13, and energy and blood blessing +13, then the Little White Dragon is the peak of enjoyment, as long as you ride on it Little White Dragon, handsome and charming +13, massage effect +13, water slide blessing +13.
The reason why the monkey will not let the little white dragon go is because the white horse can also be used indescribably. Don't underestimate the monkey's imagination and creativity. However, it’s just that Lu Bu is not as perverted as a monkey. Lu Bu can only ride on horseback and get massages to keep fit.
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Even the monkey, who is so honest and humble, feels that his master has something to hide from Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Elder Jinchi, Guanyinyuan.
Xuanzang has been staying at Guanyin Yuan for a hundred days, and the brocade cassock given to his master by Guanyin Bodhisattva has been lost for ninety-nine days. The fact is that the brocade cassock was lost on the first night, and the elder Jinchi of Guanyin Yuan who lived hundreds of years had been dead for ninety-nine days. Although the monkey had no choice but to protect Xuanzang while he was studying in the West, but someone stole something and it hit the monkey's head, was that okay?
Only monkeys have ever stolen from others, and no monster has ever stolen from monkeys. So, the day after the brocade cassock was lost, the monkey came to the door and found a black bear with rough skin and thick flesh...
Then, and then nothing more.
As the saying goes, the master is not anxious, but the monkey is anxious. The brocade cassock was lost. Xuanzang himself did not have the consciousness that the precious cassock was lost. How could the monkey take it seriously? Moreover, not only the brocade cassocks, neither Xuanzang nor Tripitaka seems to be interested in Buddhist scriptures.
In the morning, I clocked in at Guanyin Hall on time at 8 o'clock and recited the Avalokitesvara Heart Sutra three times. Then, scrub the golden statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva three times inside and out, up and down.
At noon, I ordered a takeaway on time at 12 o'clock, and the black bear who stole the golden cassock turned into a cooking god. He is very good at cooking. If he doesn't grow up, he will be transformed into a heroine.
In the afternoon, the sermon began at 3 o'clock on time. According to the concept proposed by Xuanzang, he did not stay in Guanyin's sister's courtyard, but to help Guanyin purify his own courtyard.
In the evening, I started bathing in front of the Buddha at 6 o'clock on time. Yes, it was literally bathing in front of the Buddha. I don’t know if Xuanzang has a problem with his head or if he has any special hobbies. Every day, I have to go to the Guanyin Hall to take an unobstructed Buddha bath, which is called baptism.
Although Monkey does not practice Shintoism, he also knows that many gods can convey their will to the place where the incense is. If the monkey is Guanyin Bodhisattva, the monkey means that his eyes have long been blind. Of course, Monkey will never admit that the reason why she knows this kind of thing and can know it in such detail is because she peeps with her fiery eyes every day.
This is not because the monkeys have nothing to do, but they are really beautiful!
One word, white. Xuanzang's whiteness is pure and white. When you see Xuanzang, you feel like you are seeing the most innocent body in the world.
One word, clean. Xuanzang's purity is pure and clean. Seeing Xuanzang is like seeing the most flawless soul in the world.
Xuanzang like this must be the goblin's favorite and most delicious food. You can eat it as long as you take off your clothes. Even monkeys drool every day. Monkey felt that if she could not bear to eat her master along the way, then she must not be a monster. According to Buddhist teachings, you must have become a Buddha.
However, if I really let the monkey go and come back, and look at it again and again, I will feel unbelievable every time!
In one word, big.
Two words, so big.
Four words, really big.
Eight words, the sky is big and the earth is big, Master is the biggest!
