The King of Tang called me his younger brother, and the world called me Master Tripitaka. Our Lady Yang Chan came all the way just to see my handsome face. Guanyin Bodhisattva also sent me a brocade cassock and a nine-ring tin staff, and she refused to leave for a long time!
Nickname, Jiang Liuer. When I was a little older, I had a sister with a lamp who would come to lure children every day. At night, she would be like a cat in spring, calling "Liu'er" and "Jiang Liu'er" non-stop.
Dharma name, Xuanzang. When I was giving a sermon, an old monk from out of town forced me to give him a brocade cassock and a nine-ringed tin staff. Just give it to me if you want. He also held on to my hand and wouldn't let go. This was like a lost soul. I feel sorry for him, he belongs to a grown man's family. I thought I would have some prejudice against men after experiencing being forced to do what I wanted. But when the old monk turned into a big sister holding a jade purification bottle, I felt that this was acceptable to men. Please give me a dozen, thank you.
I have been the center of this world since I was born. Dabai on the mountain and Xiaobai in the river are all my good friends. It's a pity that the master is the only one who is probably old and always refuses to admit that his apprentice is much more handsome than him. However, the master is the master after all. For the sake of his old arms and legs and his dim eyesight, he won’t let him see my sandbag-sized fists.
Speaking of fists, my fists can capture Dabai at the top and Xiaobai at the bottom. I can be as powerful as I want. Originally, I didn’t want to go to the West or learn any scriptures, but Master secretly told me one night that there were many female fairies waiting for me to save them along the way...
Alas, my fist, which has nowhere to rest and is as big as a sandbag, has finally been put to use after twenty-three years. Driven by the concept of saving the common people (female benefactor), it only took me three days to arrive at the foot of Liangjie Mountain. The hunters in the mountain told me that a female monkey was suppressed at the foot of the mountain. It was really the poor thing...
Gan! ! !
I was deceived by my master, who said that the fairies I met along the way were all female fairies.
I was deceived by Orion. No wonder I am still single at the age of forty, regardless of gender.
However, I still have some fantasies. After all, when we were in Chang'an City not long ago, there was an old monk with an unattractive appearance who turned into a big sister. So, I decided to give this monkey a chance, a chance to show his heart...
Later, this day became Sun Wukong's nightmare!
A ridiculously handsome monk, who looked delicious at first glance, walked towards him. It has not tasted the taste of meat for five hundred years. Just when the monkey wanted to have a good smell, the monk Leng Buding came and said: "Amitabha, don't be shy. Tell this poor monk that you are actually a female monkey, right?"
You big-headed idiot! You are the female monkey, and your whole family is a monkey!
For a moment, the demonic aura surged into the sky. For a time, the sky was dark and the earth was dark.
Sun Wukong has only been humiliated three times in his life. The first time was when he was tricked by Tathagata, the second time when he was taken hostage by Lu Bu, and the third time when he was treated like a female monkey by this Tang Dynasty monk. The monkey couldn't bear it. The monkey no longer wanted to hide his strength, even if he was suppressed again.
In fact, Tathagata's six-character Buddhist calligraphy can no longer suppress Sun Wukong. After all, five hundred years have passed, and Sun Wukong has completely stabilized his cultivation as a Taiyi Celestial Immortal. The last time Lu Bu came, the monkeys almost overturned the Five Elements Mountain. The reason why the monkey is so submissive is because he has been severely beaten by society. Guanyin Bodhisattva even vaccinated the monkeys twenty-three years ago, saying that a monk from the Tang Dynasty was going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. As long as the monkey protected the monk and successfully obtained Buddhist scriptures from the Western Heaven, he could achieve enlightenment. Haha, you are a stupid monkey who goes to get Buddhist scriptures. If it weren't for the fact that the three great Bodhisattvas joined forces that day, it would have been really scary. Lu Bu, who also practiced the Nine Transformation Yuan Gong and was also a Taiyi Celestial Immortal, would have been chasing Lu Bu to the sky with no way out, and he would have been unable to take care of himself. The monkey would have been too lazy to deal with him. Twenty-three years later The so-called master. In the monkey's heart, there is only one master, the Bodhi Patriarch.
The monkey's momentum is very strong, and the monkey's murderous intention is even stronger...
"Pa!" A scrawled spell with the word "ding" written on it was pasted on the monkey's forehead by Xuanzang's flowing movements. Golden runes flowed on the rune paper, and the monkey, who had been arrogant just now, was directly fixed.
Xuanzang: "Are you a female monkey?"
Monkey: "Ah!!!"
Xuanzang: "Are you from a female?"
Monkey "Roar!!!"
Xuanzang: "Not as soft as Dabai, nor as slippery as Xiaobai. It seems that you are indeed not a female!"
monkey...
Damn monk, damn monk. Sun Wukong felt the whole world's malice toward him. Just a little bit closer, just a little bit closer to the end, he can accumulate enough strength to break through the Five Elements Mountain in one fell swoop. But whenever his strength was almost gone, the monk would do it cleanly. Every time he freezes himself up, he still says some weird words, "Who is Dabai?" Who is Xiaobai? Who the hell do you think I am? I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King!
Although the monkey said nothing, his eyes said everything:
Dead!
Monk, you are dead!
Monk of the Tang Dynasty, you are dead!
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
"Snapped"
...
Things like charms will eventually run out. One piece, two pieces, three pieces...three hundred pieces. In three hours, Xuanzang didn't know which indescribable part of his body he took out three hundred pieces of talisman paper, and he kept talking to the monkey for three hours. . The monkey's head is about to explode.
Until, until it was almost dark. Finally, I finally took out the last one.
The monkey is smiling, a cruel smile. This is the smile that belongs exclusively to Sun Wukong, the King of Demons. He has not eaten humans for a long time. The monkey has only eaten a few women with tender skin and tender flesh. After eating, he found that there was no It has no taste, not as delicious as flat peaches at all. As a result, the monkey who was tricked by Pan Tao never ate a human again. But today, the monkey planned to make an exception and eat a human once, and eat a not-so-delicious man.
With the talisman stuck on his forehead, the monkey wanted to see where the Tang Dynasty monk could go based on the timing of this talisman. Even if Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva comes today, Sun Wukong will definitely be defeated. This is what I say.
The monkey's ferocious smile disappeared little by little...
"Alas!" This was the sigh from the monk. How could there be such an unreasonable monkey in this world? I just asked him his gender, but the monkey insisted on eating me.
There is no way, there is no paper. Ordinary paper cannot bear this level of immobilization runes, so these papers are actually made by monks tearing up books. If Xuanzang remembered correctly, what he tore up seemed to be one of Master's favorite Buddhist scriptures. I remember it was called the Bodhi Heart Sutra. Xuanzang thought so. He was about to leave, but he still wanted to remember his master. So the night before, Xuanzang tore up the Bodhi Heart Sutra and planned to recite it every day.
If there was nothing he could do about it, Xuanzang really didn't want to bite the center of his finger, it would just hurt. In the past, whenever Xuanzang was injured, Dabai would pop out of nowhere, his big red eyes showing desire. Xiaobai was even more exaggerated. He would just suck Xuanzang hard whether he wanted it or not.
So, Xuanzang knew one thing: his blood had magic power. The second before he decided to bite his finger, Xuanzang was clearly looking at the monkey with this look:
Child, you can't help it!
