Men are usually three-second heroes, but Lu Bu managed to hold on for three hours!
Li Nezha wanted to run away a long time ago. If someone else had rebelled, Nezha might have done it with him. But forget it, Lu Bu, this man actually did such a thing to himself...
From Lu Bu's point of view, it was nothing, and Lu Bu even suffered a big loss.
Lu Bu opened an acupuncture point for Li Nezha. Of course, this was not an ordinary acupuncture point. During this period, Lu Bu inevitably had to use both hands, just the cyan hand and the blue hand. Lu Bu also showed the secret of innate purple energy. Logically speaking, this kind of thing should be done by reversing the yin and yang. However, as Zhenren Taiyi said, there is no distinction between yin and yang in the lotus. When Nezha is attracted to a woman, she will be the third prince. When Nezha falls into the hands of Lu Bu, she will naturally become the third princess.
Lu Bu spent three hours to open the acupuncture points for Nezha. You must know that Lu Bu had used Yin and Yang Annihilation before. Even if it only lasted for a short moment, Lu Bu's demonic body was still on the verge of collapse. After staying awake for three hours, Lu Bu's willpower became somewhat unable to maintain his body.
Chang'an is in sight, Lu Bu and his 20,000 bodyguards have returned to Chang'an City!
Nezha was wrong. Nezha admitted that she was really wrong. She shouldn't have provoked Lu Bu, and she shouldn't have compared Lu Bu with Yang Jian. During the time when she and Lu Bu stayed on the Red Rabbit Horse, Nezha wanted to die. On the one hand, she discovered that Lu Bu really wanted to eat her, and even used her spiritual power to open an inexplicable human acupuncture point for herself; On the other hand, Lu Bu is simply not a human being. Li Nezha is as tall as Lu Bu. In the eyes of the "well-informed" Li Nezha, even a dragon with an inhuman physique like Lu Bu can't stand it. He is pitiful. One meter and two meters, it will kill people...
So, before entering Chang'an, Nezha took action. She didn't know where she had heard that that place was a vital point for male creatures. Therefore, Nezha suddenly takes action this time, and he will be as ruthless as he wants.
Lu Bu burst into tears. This was the first time in his life that a man had laughed and cried. Little girl, are you sure you're not tickling yourself? Third princess, can’t you wait any longer?
The tough man shed tears. Little Nezha, who had succeeded on his own and had behaved all the way, suddenly transformed into the little devil that the third sister was, and said: "I have to leave today. I will play with you next time!"
Lu Bu's already exhausted spirit was suddenly re-energized by Li Nezha: "Huh?"
Li Nezha was also furious. She felt that she had grasped Lu Bu's vital point. It was only a matter of time before Lu Bu gave up. No, it was a matter of strength. It is true that the three realms are lawless, and no matter what the consequences will be if this happens, good guy, he must have used all his strength to suck milk. But the result was that Nezha himself really cried: "You are cheating!"
It's so clingy, there's nothing you can do about it. Lu Bu always likes to speak with facts, and he will use his actual actions to show that he is like steel poured into iron. Since Li Nezha wanted to waste all his efforts on Lu Bu casually, he hoped that she would still be so energetic later: "Oh?!"
In the end, Nezha's hand was almost broken, but he didn't do anything to Lu Bu. At this time, she summoned eight magical weapons from her body. However, these eight magical weapons were contaminated with too much Lu Bu's aura and basically could not cause any harm to Lu Bu. Nezha suddenly wanted to go home. Nezha suddenly missed his master. He was not afraid of anything. Nezha finally met the big nemesis in his life...
The Jade Emperor was very wise in his previous decision and moved the demon mirror to his palace. Otherwise, the Jade Emperor would not have been able to see such a wonderful circus!
Although he didn't say it, the Jade Emperor meant this in his heart: Nezha, you also have today...
During this time when Nezha and Lu Bu were chatting with each other, Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole was always kneeling outside the gate of Thirty-Three-Day Laojun. The Arctic Emperor Ziwei will bear the consequences if he does something wrong, but the Jade Emperor knows it very well. Ziwei wants Laojun to come forward. As long as the moral saint comes forward, the Emperor Ziwei can attack Lu Bu openly. Among the many saints in the three realms, the moral saint is worthy of being the first. Moreover, the moral saint is also the leader of the human religion. This moral saint has enough reasons to intervene in the affairs of the world.
Finally, under the Jade Emperor's eager eyes, Lu Bu and Nezha finally entered Chang'an City, finally entered Wenhou's mansion, and finally entered Lu Bu's bedroom...
For a long time, the Jade Emperor had forgotten how many years had passed and he was not so enthusiastic. The Jade Emperor promised that if Lu Bu was willing to come to heaven as a general, the Jade Emperor would definitely make Lu Bu a first-class general in heaven. It happened that there was a vacancy for Marshal Tianpeng under Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole, so the Jade Emperor generously gave Lu Bu the title of Marshal Tianpeng in charge of the 800,000 Tianhe navy. There is no way, Lu Bu is really too fond of the Jade Emperor. What Lu Bu is about to do is what the Jade Emperor has always wanted to do but could not do.
However, love will disappear. The next second, the Jade Emperor has no love. He even wants to squeeze Lu Bu to death himself.
When Lu Bu wanted to eat Nezha, countless people in the sky and on the earth were watching. Lu Bu didn't expect to be able to block those saints, but he could still block some insignificant people. Seven kills separate shadows, eight gates deceive the sky, so many Lu Bu appeared not to bully Nezha, but to use his own deceiving formation.
After Lu Bu finished all this, he wanted to see how wonderful the look on Li Nezha's face would be. Unfortunately, Lu Bu didn't see anything. Even Lu Bu's painstaking efforts to plant the devil's heart in Nezha didn't have much effect: "Aren't you afraid?"
Afraid? Li Nezha didn't know how to write the word "fear" at all. Like a little wild cat, before the man provoked Li Nezha, she pounced on him first.
If the Jade Emperor hadn't seen this scene tonight, he would have regretted it for the rest of his life...
Those who were lucky enough to witness tonight's scene were probably the Tathagata Buddha of the West, Guanyin of the South China Sea, the Emperor of the West, and the Zhenwu Dangmo Emperor under Ziwei. In addition, there were the saints of the Three Realms, Patriarch Subhuti, and Jie. Yin Sage, Moral Sage, Tongtian Sage, Yuanshi Sage, Houtu Sage and Nuwa Sage.
Among these people, the most unbridled and joyful one is undoubtedly the saint Nuwa. It's very simple. It's naturally because Li Nezha won. He threw Lu Bu to the ground without saying a word, and made the man stunned: "Haha, it's really interesting!"
Sage Houtu was angry. Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva did not see what was happening in the world with his own eyes, he listened and told Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. At this time, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva chose to pretend to be dead. He was not going to show his face during this period, lest he be caught by Empress Tu who was unhappy.
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Lu Bu was frustrated, and I don’t know if it was because he had lost his memory for several lifetimes, so that Lu Bu is still a theoretical person who has never experienced anything between men and women. Lu Bugao looked down upon his own immortal demonic body, and also looked down upon Li Nezha. This little girl really brought Lu Bu too many surprises.
"Roar!!!!" This was the roar of the devil, with a hint of disbelief in the voice and a hint of difficulty in letting go.
At the same time that Lu Bu's magic sound filled the world, Li Nezha, whose clothes were not very complete, seemed to be running away with two hot wheels on his feet. I don’t know, do you think Lu Bu did something to her?
