"My dear disciple, won't he really fall into love? No, I have to go and see!" How old is Yue Lao? I didn’t even know it was sold.
In fact, Master Taiyi arrived too late, and even the Jade Emperor was a step too late.
Yue Lao has not enjoyed this kind of treatment for a long time. The last time, the Jade Emperor's sister Yao Ji had an affair with the mortal Yang Tianyou and gave birth to the brothers and sisters Yang Jian and Yang Chan. It was precisely because Yue Lao protected Yao Ji that the Jade Emperor Didn't find the problem right away. From then on, whenever there was a slight disturbance in the heaven, the bosses involved would definitely come to check it out in person, because they could not trust Yue Lao. Yue Lao always likes to do a good job of protecting the gods in the lower world. After more than ten or twenty days in the sky and more than ten or twenty years on the earth, when the child is born or when the child grows up, he will protect the gods. Secretive and reluctant to report.
In fact, Yue Lao also had his own reasons, because what he did was, in a sense, destiny. If Yue Lao didn't protect Yao Ji, wouldn't the Erlang God Yang Jian not be able to give birth?
Of course, there are times when Yue Lao is unscrupulous. For example, this time, Yue Lao cut off Nezha's love flower without anyone's instructions. I can't afford to offend him, I really can't afford to offend him. One saint, Nuwa, is enough for Yue Lao, and saint Houtu is even more unreasonable. After the Jade Emperor arrived, he saw "no flowers blooming", so the Jade Emperor left "extremely disappointed". As for whether the Jade Emperor dug out first-hand information from Yue Lao, only the Jade Emperor and Yue Lao knew.
Nezha Fengfenghuohuo came, Nezha Fengfenghuohuo left.
Nezha is not easy to fool. She doesn't care whether Yue Lao fools her or not, as long as her laurel tree doesn't have a love flower. Of course, in order to prevent himself from being deceived, Nezha beat Yuelao first. This was also an insurance policy Nezha made for himself, lest Yue Lao arrange any man for himself in the future.
Nezha originally planned to go back to the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, because his osmanthus tree obviously had no love interest, but his physical characteristics were still in the female form. But after thinking about it, Nezha still didn't plan to go to his master anymore. His master was a complete scammer. How could any master cheat his disciples like this? What does it mean to like women? He is the third prince and he likes men. She is the third princess, bah bah bah!
It was decided that Nezha would solve his own problems by himself. As the third princess, Nezha unconsciously had a sixth sense that only women have. She was very sure that there was something wrong with her body, and the root of the problem was Lu Bu. As for Lu Bu's shameless Kuishui Magic Thunder, it would be fine if he didn't get hit. Nezha was unfamiliar with Lu Bu's abilities because it was their first time fighting against each other. This time, Nezha will not give Lu Bu any chance.
After Nezha left, Master Taiyi came.
Taiyi Zhenren and Yue Lao stared at each other. Taiyi Zhenren was punched out by Nezha with two giant panda eyes. Yue Lao was like a beggar in the world, his clothes were in tatters. You know, Nezha has the magic weapon Yin and Yang. The sword forced him to confess, and Yue Lao suffered a lot of physical and physical pain. Come on, when Master Taiyi saw Yue Lao's miserable appearance, he couldn't help but think:
His precious disciple Nezha is indeed in love without knowing it. The key is that as a master, I have absolutely no way to get involved in this kind of thing. Could it be possible that he, the mighty Twelve Golden Immortal Taiyi, could kill Lu Bu?
The words were divided into two parts. One day later, Nezha appeared again in Hulao Pass!
When Nezha found out that Lu Bu had dared to pour the filthiest and most filthy sunflower water magic thunder into his body, Nezha was disgusted. This time, Nezha didn't say hello. He came up in his complete form, with three heads and eight arms, a hot wheel on his feet, eight hands and eight magical weapons. There were originally eight, but Lu Bu took away the Hun Tian Ling. . These seven magical weapons are the Universe Circle, the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield, the Golden Brick, the Yin and Yang Swords, and the Fire Spear. Among them, the Yin and Yang swords are a black sword and a white sword. The fire-pointed spear is divided into two poles. The sharp blade of one pole is similar to the flame and the spear tassel is purple flame. The other pole is shaped like a snake spear and is called Purple Flame Snake Spear. In terms of quality, the Fire Point Spear is worthy of being a magical weapon for slaying demons, and its real power is no less powerful than the Xuanyuan Sword: "Give me back the Hun Tian Ling!"
Lu Bu is a man who definitely doesn't follow the ordinary path. No one will know what he is thinking: "Okay!"
Lu Bu really returned the Huntian Ling to Li Nezha, but the Huntian Ling was black, wrinkled, and very long, as if it had just been fished out of Lu Bu's demon blood.
Li Nezha righteously shouted the slogan "Give me back Huntian Ling", and then Lu Bu really threw Huntian Ling in the direction of Nezha. This also means that Lu Bu once again gave Li Nezha the choice of whether to take over his own Hun Tianling or take over his own Hun Tianling. If he doesn't accept it, it's because Li Nezha doesn't want it, not because Lu Bu doesn't want it.
Li Nezha is not the kind of idiot who fights. Even if it is her own Hun Tianling, she doesn't have to do it now. Who knows what Lu Bu did to Hun Tianling. She had long thought that Lu Bu would do some weird things to her Hun Tianling. The slogan "Give me back Hun Tian Ling" came to nothing, but Li Nezha was so smart that he immediately made up one: "Take my shot!"
Nezha has changed. Before, she was definitely a neat "shooter". But after making friends with a monkey and playing wildly for hundreds of years, I have long been accustomed to Sun Wukong's tricks. No matter who the monkey fights, once the fight gets excited, it will "eat my old man's stick". During the days when Monkey was the Monkey King in Heaven, Nezha would pick fights with Monkey every day.
It was impossible for Lu Bu to really ignore Nezha. The Sha Po Wolf mode was turned on at once. A ten-foot protective wall of energy appeared around Lu Bu's body, condensing the Sha Po Wolf mode into a ten-foot-long Gangsha. It can be seen that Lu Bu has a strong interest in Sha Po Lang. The mastery of Wolf Destiny has reached another level. However, Lu Bu, who was so charming, asked an incomprehensible question: "Guns? Little girl, how many guns do you have hidden on your body?"
Fang Tian's painted halberd and the fire-pointed spear collided. Even with the power of Nezha's fire-pointed spear, it could not penetrate Lu Bu's Killing Wolf Star Force Gangsha immediately.
How many guns? Fang Tian's painted halberd collided with the main spear of the Fire Point Spear, and the one used to pierce Lu Bu's Xingli Gangsha was naturally Li Nezha's other spear, the Purple Flame Snake Spear Spear. In addition to these two guns, Lu Bu was curious about whether Li Nezha had the last one hidden on him.
Li Nezha thought she was mentally prepared to face Lu Bu, but at this moment she still broke her guard, because Lu Bu's purple magic pupils seemed to see through her body, as if looking for the third weapon on Nezha. gun:
"Lu Bu, I want you to die!!!"
Nezha has always had an unusual feeling for Lu Bu, so she doesn't want to call out Lu Bu's name most of the time. But this time, Nezha really broke through the defense and did not hesitate to call out Lu Bu's name!
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No one knows more than a son than a father, and no one knows more than a disciple like a teacher!
It was naturally impossible for Master Taiyi to ignore Nezha. The moment he saw his precious apprentice's defenses being broken, he knew that Nezha was going to lose. Not only will I lose this time, I will also lose myself next time: "Lost!"