Taiyi Zhenren still can’t forget the darkest moment in his life!
"I didn't cause any trouble. I just accidentally killed the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea!"
"Oh my God!" After a while, Taiyi Zhenzhen recovered: "...It's okay, this is not a big trouble!"
"What kind of trouble is this? Then Ao Guang went to heaven to sue me, but I stopped him outside the Nantian Gate and beat him up. He never dared to go to heaven again!"
Master Taiyi took a deep breath, not knowing whether he was relieved or unable to breathe; "Of course, this is not a big trouble, what next?"
"Then, I entered Yaochi, turned into a bumblebee, and stung the Jade Emperor all over his body!"
"Pfft!!!" Master Taiyi finally broke through. He shouldn't have accepted Li Nezha as a disciple in the first place. He was sure that this was something a human could do: "They didn't notice you, did they?"
"They didn't notice me, but I saw that the Jade Emperor wanted to kill his nephew and niece, so I robbed the execution ground!"
Don't worry if you have too many debts, or itchy if you have too many lice. Master Taiyi told himself to be more open-minded: "It's okay, it's okay, this is not a big trouble. Have they sent people to arrest you? How many people are there?"
"Fifty...fifty thousand!"
"Oh my god!"
All in all, all in all, no matter when and where, what Taiyi Zhenren is most afraid of hearing is the "master" from his precious apprentice. If nothing happened, Nezha would never come back to find his master. Of course, isn't Master Taiyi afraid that something will really happen to Nezha? In fact, except for the fatal disaster of Fengshen, which was unavoidable, if anyone else dared to touch Taiyi Zhenren's precious disciple Li Nezha, they would have to think carefully from the beginning. The most typical example is Empress Shiji, who was nipped in the bud by Master Taiyi before she could take action against Nezha.
In the past, when Nezha got into trouble, he would act well and act cute again. But this time, Nezha clutched his belly and held on to the stone wall of the Golden Light Cave. He was weak and his face turned pale: "Master, my disciple is about to die..."
Scared someone to death! It really scared me to death! The first time he saw Li Nezha, Master Taiyi really thought that his precious apprentice was dying!
Since the saints joined forces to lower the Heaven Locking Seal, everyone's cultivation level has dropped back, and Master Taiyi is no exception. Today's Taiyi Zhenren, on the surface, is a heavenly immortal, but Taiyi Zhenren's heavenly immortals are different from other ordinary people's immortals. As a disciple of a saint, Taiyi Zhenren is a heavenly immortal among immortals, commonly known as Da Luo Tianxian. Da Luo Celestial Immortal is synonymous with invincibility among the Celestial Immortals. Not only that, because Master Taiyi practices the Daluo Way, he does not need to practice hard step by step like others. As long as Master Taiyi can return to the Golden Immortal, he will naturally become the Daluo Golden Immortal.
When Master Taiyi mistakenly believed that someone had really harmed his precious disciple, the sky and the earth were completely eclipsed. This is the biggest headache for the Jade Emperor. If the Jade Emperor attacks Nezha, Taiyi Zhenren will definitely come to kill you, regardless of whether you are the Jade Emperor: "Who did it? Who did it?!"
Nezha's stomach hurts terribly. He never thought that his master would suddenly have a seizure: "Master! Look at my apprentice's stomach. It hurts like crazy!"
"Ah!"
"Ha ha!"
...
"No, I'm really laughing to death. Nezha, Nezha, you have today too." Who is Taiyi Zhenren? One of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chan's teaching. He killed Shiji in Qianyuan Mountain and killed Sun Liangtian by breaking the blood formation. Jun, your personal magic power, understanding, and root conduct are extremely high. You have a good sense of taking the first step. You are especially good at biotechnology. You have a unique human-creation technique, and you have the ability of Qingyun Qinglian to protect your body. Nezha’s name, lotus incarnation, and three heads The eight arms are all made by him.
Master Taiyi had seen Nezha’s problem, and he said it was serious or not serious. Master Taiyi removed the magic thunder of Kuishui for his precious apprentice, and then he spoke earnestly: “Apprentice, you must answer honestly. Master, I have a few questions. Otherwise, your master and I may not be able to do anything!"
Having this kind of experience once was enough. Nezha never wanted to have a stomachache again in his life. It turns out that stomachache can also kill people: "Master, you have to help my apprentice this time. You must find a way to restrain that guy's thunder. Otherwise, you can just give your apprentice a few magic weapons. The apprentice's Huntian Ling has been snatched away, this disciple is so pitiful. Master! Master!"
"Alright! Alright!" Master Taiyi fell for this trick. He was most afraid of Nezha acting coquettishly: "Disciple, tell me first, is that Lu Bu handsome?"
"Handsome? Just so-so. How can you be so handsome as a master?" Nezha said in hindsight, "Ah? Master, why are you asking me this? You've always said that you can't be used as a meal if you're handsome!"
Yes, Taiyi Zhenren has always boasted that he is the most handsome among the twelve golden immortals. Unfortunately, being too handsome is also a worry. Because he is too popular, Taiyi Zhenren has not been able to save a little bit of wealth over the years. As a result, Taiyi Zhenren became an out-and-out pauper among the Twelve Golden Immortals. Closer to home, Nezha's current problem is very serious. No one in the entire fairy world understands Li Nezha's body better than Zhenren Taiyi. How should I put it, it is difficult to see the effect of external forces on Nezha's body. The reason why Nezha has undergone the current changes is more from her psychological effects. The question just now was actually Master Taiyi asking his apprentice tactfully, if you have fallen in love with a man. Only in this way can we explain that Nezha's lotus body has undergone a serious female transformation: "Well, let me tell you straight, Master, are you attracted to that boy from the Witch Clan?"
"Master! How could you do this, Master!"
"It hurts, it hurts, my beard. Don't pull it out, don't pull it out, at least leave two for me, Master!"
Master Taiyi never expected that after a thousand years of growing a beard, he would only have two beards left. The kid who abducted his precious disciple is dead. Taiyi Zhenren has already sentenced Lu Bu to death in his heart: "Disciple, you have to believe in the master. Incarnation of the lotus flower, you fall in love with a woman, so you still have to Your third prince. But if you fall in love with a man, you will be the third princess..."
Master Taiyi shook his head and said what he meant. He didn't notice at all that his precious disciple Li Nezha's face was getting more and more ugly. Back then, when the master reshaped himself into the lotus incarnation, he never said such a thing. Therefore, Nezha decisively came to the conclusion that he had been tricked by his master.
Nezha left, leaving only the real person Qi Qi Taiyi crying in the Golden Light Cave. As a good disciple of Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha specially gave his master Taiyi Zhenren two giant panda eyes.
Nezha left naturally because she got the answer she wanted:
If Nezha wants to be the Third Prince of the past, there are only two ways. The first way is to cure the root cause, kill Lu Bu, and it will be over. The second way is to cure the symptoms, go to Yue Lao and kill the laurel tree that belongs to him. Cut off your own love flower.
Who is Li Nezha? The second generation of the first immortal in the three realms, of course I want her all!
First go to Yue Lao and find your love. In this way, the annoying female signs in your body will disappear. Nezha now finally knows what kind of thunder Lu Bu unleashed on him. It was a kind of thunder that was especially lethal to women...
