"He wants to sleep with me!"
"I'll ask him why he wants to sleep with me!"
It’s okay if you don’t popularize the science, but problems will arise when you learn the science. The baby took a kitchen knife and went to find someone. Now the baby is in a state of disowned...
Longhu Celestial Master's Mansion, Lu Family Courtyard. Next, a god-level dialogue is about to take place!
Parties: Lu Xian of the Lu family, Feng Baobao of the company
People who eat melons: Zhang Chulan, Xu San, Xu Si, and Lu Liang’s brother Lu Gong
"Are you going to sleep with me?" It was very Feng Baobao to get straight to the point.
"Yes!" He didn't even look at the other people behind Feng Baobao. He looked arrogant, which was also very Lu Xian.
Even Lu Gong, who knew his cousin's character well, was shocked inside and out, not to mention Zhang Chulan, who didn't have much experience: "You, you, you, kidnapping an ignorant girl!"
Feng Baobao asked one thing very seriously: "Why do you want to sleep with me?"
Lu Xian also gave his own answer very purely: "Last night, you felt my blood, and I felt your breath. Although your skin is also very white, I must admit that it is yours." The energy attracted me!”
Feng Baobao has an unparalleled talent. Now she can get the answers she needs from one person's eyes: "What you said is true. Although my skin is indeed white, your blood is also good. But I don't want to be with you yet." Sleep, because Xu San and others said that sleeping with you will give birth to many babies, and I don’t like children!"
"Hahahahaha, it's okay not to sleep. Baby Feng, remember, I like you as a person. If you have anything to do, call me. As long as you are not the Heavenly Master, I will take care of everyone else for you!" Lu Xian admitted to himself I still can't be as pure as Feng Baobao, there are not many such people.
Lu Gong deserved to be re-educated by his eldest cousin: "Miss Feng Baobao, this is my eldest brother's private phone number. There will be no more than ten people with this number. Miss Feng must keep it carefully!"
Feng Baobao took the business card and turned it over, trying to see the flowers...
"Zhang Chulan!"
Everyone else was naming her, and Zhang Chulan couldn't hide behind Sister Bao'er: "It's me. As long as I'm here, don't even think about taking advantage of Sister Bao'er!"
"I heard you wanted to kill me?"
Zhang Chulan's voice in the stands was not low, and now he met the real owner: "Ah? Really? Why didn't I know?"
Zhang Chulan may be invincible or deep-minded, but Lu Xian is born with poor senses for this kind of person: "I haven't touched a drop of water or any food in Longhu Mountain for three days, and I will not let any external factors interfere with it." There is a competition between you and me. There is only one way to defeat me that makes me satisfied!"
Lu Xian closed his eyes and rested his mind. He would not waste any of his energy on unimportant things. It was enough for Lu Gong to be responsible for handling the minutiae: "Everyone, please come back. My eldest brother must ensure that you have sufficient physical strength and energy. My eldest brother said, you may think that this is just a cutscene arranged by the Heavenly Master for you, so you can do whatever you want. Win the Luotian Dajiao victory. But big brother is different, he was born to be a man who wants to break everything!"
Zhang Chulan was about to refute, but looking at the man who had not eaten or drank for three days since going up the mountain: "This..." (Mingming and Sister Baoer were drinking so happily)
Xu Si patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder: "Let's go!"
Xu San greeted Feng Baobao: "Baby, it's time to go!"
After leaving the Lu family courtyard, Xu San and Xu Si realized how serious the problem was. Feng Baobao rarely trusted a person like now. No matter what, it is impossible for Xu San and Xu Si to entrust the care of their baby to an outsider!
Xu San felt that he was losing his hair. He had started to show signs of hair loss at such a young age: "Lao Si, and Chu Lan, don't you two usually care about the baby? Why don't you talk about it now!"
"What did you say? Don't talk about the baby, I'm very impressed by that kid from the Lu family now!" Xu Si rarely recognized a stranger like this.
"Third brother, fourth brother, is it true that as Mr. Lu said, I came to Longhu Mountain just to go through the motions. Master, he has already arranged everything for me. Why?" Zhang Chulan actually didn't want to admit it. , I have gone so smoothly all the way, without Zhuge Qing, without Wang Ye, even my junior uncle went to stop that pervert. Even if the young master's uncle is strong and defeats that pervert, how much strength does such a young master's uncle have left?
Xu San also had this doubt: "Logically speaking, Heavenly Master can't do this either. This will damage Longhu Mountain's reputation in the alien world!"
Xu Si added an explanation: "Unless, unless there is really some secret in this kid, the Heavenly Master will not be an exception..."
Zhang Chulan left angrily. He had sworn and declared countless times that his grandfather had never passed on any gas source to him. But no one believes it when you say it. Do you think it makes people angry?
Zhang Chulan had just gone out: "Hey, what a coincidence, Master Feng!"
Feng Xingtong said hello: "I have allowed you to hang around until now and you haven't been eliminated yet. Maybe, you can really inherit the position of Heavenly Master!"
She said she didn't want to inherit the Heavenly Master, but Zhang Chulan was very honest: "Come on, pull it down, don't interrupt me. Should I inherit the Heavenly Master? Do you think my virtue is reliable?"
At this moment, the style of painting changed!
This is wheelchair drifting Tian Jinzhong: "Brother, slow down!"
This is a handcart. Master Tian said: "You can't slow down, Lao Lu's slap can't slow down!"
"Then put me down, Lao Lu is going to whip you, it's none of my business!"
"What a good boy, I won't show any friendship to you, I will sacrifice you as a hidden weapon!"
There was such a large-scale scene where the brothers broke up their friendship, and Zhang Chulan watched helplessly as the two masters flew past. What happened to make Mr. Lu Jinlu so crazy:
"Niubi, stop!"
"Zhang Zhiwei, stop!"
"If I don't move this junior Zhang Lingyu, I will have to put the blame on you, an old bastard!"
The Heavenly Master walked as fast as he could and didn't even look back: "Old Lu, you are over a hundred years old, why are you acting like a bastard? You want to save face!"
In fact, Longhu Mountain is the most shameless place. Master Lao Tian is ranked first, and no one dares to be ranked second. Zhang Chulan and Lao Tianshi are both childish, but Lu Jin finally gave Lao Tianshi face: "No more , I will also learn from your disciple!"
"What's going on?" Lu Jin now is a replica of Zhang Chulan during the day. At that time, Zhang Chulan also kept saying that he wanted to kill people.
"This is the knot from the previous game..." Because the competition between Lu Xian and Zhuge Qing that attracted the most attention ended in a minute or two, Feng Xingtong ran to watch another one.
…
"Master Lingyu, don't show mercy to me just because I'm a girl. I usually practice hard, but I can't lose to you!"
"Miss Lu, I have long looked down upon the differences between men and women. Since Miss Lu sincerely teaches me, I will do my best!"
Lu Linglong was very satisfied: "Well, that's good!"
Lu Linglong lay on the ground: "Uh, great grandpa..."