It doesn't hurt to tell you.
let me guess?
He should have been awesome in his previous life. Otherwise, why would you accept such an awesome young man? At least he is the overlord of one party, supported by thousands of people, the embodiment of power and wealth, heroic in appearance, noble in character, domineering but not bullying the weak.
In your previous life, you were a boar, professionally bred. Successfully solved the problem of 30 million people eating pork. So I can be reincarnated as a human being in this life.
Forget it, it's not sweet if you twist it hard. Someone once said this, if you are given a rotten egg, do you have to eat it before you know it is smelly? Your words really hurt my weak heart. If you continue to listen, I will hurt you so much that I will no longer have the courage to contribute my meager strength to the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland. Let's continue playing chess. After losing the long-term direction, falling into pornography, gambling and drugs is also an inevitable process. Let's bet bigger.
What to bet on?
Bet on taking off your clothes!
Go away, two men are betting on taking off their clothes?
Yes. I really look forward to seeing an old man with graying temples and atrophic muscles running around the world without any clothes. What rushes across the mountains and across the sea clatter!
Young man, please think carefully. Even if I take off my clothes and run around the world, no one will see me, because my magic is so profound. And once you run naked, you really run naked.
Haha, I am 1820 years old, what am I afraid of? The whole body is full of adult hormones. If you apply Haitian soy sauce, it will be a feast of Haitian. Do you know what Haitian Feast is? You probably don’t even know what Haitian soy sauce is, you’re an old guy who can only rely on magic. Haitian Feast is an old man who saw a group of beauties.
Although I want to save face, I don’t deny that what the old man said makes sense.
Ever since I became a Qingwu, I have reminded myself every moment that I have to be shameless and thick-skinned, and speak as if I have divine help, become extraordinary and become a saint, and turn things around. …
As the saying goes, if you don't restrain an ordinary person, how can he worship sincerely? Over the past five thousand years, how many saints have taught people's disciples, and how many dynasties have changed without the guidance of the apocalypse? But no one can tell how much of those instructions from heaven are man-made.
I use my own shortcomings to bet on the other's strengths. Doesn’t it mean that I am humble? Since you don't accept it, let's change the game.
I accept.
I assume you don't accept it. Reluctantly senior, I feel uneasy. Very guilty. If seniors had a figure like mine. Alas, my senior was young too. Thinking back on those days, he must be clutching his collar tightly.
Seniors finally have a holiday, so let’s stop gambling. Gambling hurts feelings, and pornography, gambling, and drugs are illegal now. Let’s use this as an activity center for the elderly, play chess, and chat about family matters. Let me tell a story to my senior.
The civet cat is replaced by the prince.
Do not listen!
Let me tell you about a story about two sons who went up the mountain to chop wood.
Do not listen.
It seems that you know what I want to tell you. That's right, I want to tell you, don't care about these details, happiness is the most important thing.
A gentleman should keep his promise.
I'm not a gentleman. I am the kind of person who will create elixirs for emperors in the future. And he planned to poison one or two every now and then.
Besides, 80% of the people in this society suspect that Qingwuzi is a magic stick. If I repeat my promise, won’t I be kicked by a donkey?
I won't bully you, old man. Please tell me some information about Yi Feng and whether my little brother has a chance to return to Shangxian Island and become the boss.
It all depends on fate, just send the world to you like a chess piece.
clear.
What kind of place is Shangxian Island?
It's a sacred place.
You continue.
You kid is trying to trick me. But it doesn’t hurt to tell you. This vast universe. Human cognition is extremely one-sided. There are actually many spaces outside of the human world, heaven, and hell that we call balance. For example, where are the immortals involved when they commit crimes, and where are the demons in hell locked up?
Shangxian Island is...
Shangxian Island is roughly a place like a high-end club.
I go! Totally different from what I thought. Is it a massage to loosen the bones, and if the customer is a little more at ease, the fairy sister will say, Master, are you dissatisfied with me? There's none? Then I’ll take the test! Massage…what does massage mean? What's the point of a massage?
I hate it, I just massage you.
Ha ha. You little bastard, you think too much. That's where the high-level gods hold meetings.
A meeting of gods? Are they still having meetings together? Don’t they all carry messages thousands of miles away? One day in the sky and one year under the ground, after they held the meeting, everything happened by themselves. I don’t believe it when it comes to meetings, there must be a lot of exciting programs.
I think it's okay to go to Fairy Island. You, an ordinary person, do not understand the elegance of the immortal family.
I don’t understand, and I’m vulgar. but.
What?
You have to realize my merits by yourself, which sounds like boasting.
To the east here, there is a cave in the mountain hiding an unknown ghost, and there is black gas, which is extremely domineering. Can seniors give me some advice?
This spiritual ring is given to you.
How to use this thing?
Take a drop of blood and try to feel it.
Let me try.
Wow, this is a space magic weapon. Are the things in it also given to me by Senior? Ming Dynasty erotic pictures? Pictures of fairies from the Tang Dynasty.
Go ahead, kid. If there's any hair inside, it's up to you to do with it.
What did you say? Haha, what a hairy person.
do not move.
However, it was too late, that piece of hair was already displayed in my hand. As the words fell, the curly hair changed more and more crazily and flew toward the sky. In an instant, a large piece of hair was floating in the sky.
In the midst of horror, I saw that it could speak: Old man, take your life.
What the hell is this? Can hair talk?
Deep sea hairy woman!
I wanted to ask again, but I saw thousands of hairs coming from the deep sea. Fierce and cold.
If I were the only one in this situation, I would have run away.
However, I have developed the habit of protecting others since I was a child. When other people are around, I am used to protecting them. He picked up the chessboard and drew it on the spot. The hair was also very impressive, like needles pricking the paper. Some of them crossed the chessboard, quickly wrapped around and spread, crawling from the hand holding the chessboard to my body. He rolled up my cervical spine and lifted it up.
I am also convinced by the gap. Why do you have to come here to attract ruthless people before you die? Masters in martial arts competitions all die with hatred like this. I will die quickly when I enter the world.
Five fingers spread out, and six life-seeking knives flew away. Mao Po shattered thousands of flying hairs in an instant. One turned into ten, and ten turned into a hundred. In an instant, a large area of the sky became dark.
It's over. Am I breeding it? How many novels start from the first space magic weapon, how come I meet Ding Zihu in mine. return……
ring! Just rely on it. Come from there, go from there. At worst, I don’t want this ring.
As soon as his spiritual consciousness moved, he saw the ring, and the white light spread out like an inverted pyramid.
A lot of hair was instantly sucked into the ring. Deep Sea Mao Po opened her face and laughed contemptuously.
I was naive. Only pigs make the same mistakes again.
As soon as my spiritual awareness deepened, the ring was indeed empty. He glanced at the Dark Emperor.
The Dark Emperor looked helpless, I'm on vacation.
You are fooling around with me, why should I still aspire to be a shameless person?
Deep Sea Mao Po, right? Do you think you can come out if I don’t let you come out? My master and apprentice are just bored and let you come out for a walk. My master is just sitting there. See if you can make my master move his butt.
Sure enough, after finishing her words, Deep Sea Mao Po opened her mouth, and a fierce hair pillar hit the Dark Emperor at high speed. The Dark Emperor didn't have time to scold me, so he just dealt with it.
After the Dark Emperor blocked a wave, I was able to see what it means to be a person on vacation. Sure enough, playing is the most important thing. I saw the Dark Emperor saying to Deep Sea Mao Po:
Deep Sea Mao Po, I walk you like a dog, I know you hate me. I will give you a chance now. If you defeat my disciple, I will give you three moves with my hands crossed. You have to know that I accepted you back then, and I can still accept you now. This is the only chance.
I was really speechless for a moment. I glanced at Deep Sea Mao Po, and she didn’t seem to have much intelligence. He immediately jumped off the ground and rushed towards Tianshumen.
Anyway, Xiangru is back, and it doesn’t have anything to do with me. I won’t take care of the Deep Sea Mao Po, and there is also the Dark Emperor. The Dark Emperor can’t take care of her, so it’s not appropriate for me to give him away. Earn a space ring for nothing. Thinking of this, I actually understand what running happily is. Deep Sea Mao Po couldn't catch up with me no matter how hard she chased. I jumped over the Heavenly Book Gate, but she couldn't get out after bumping into it a few times, so she turned around and went to find the Dark Emperor.
