When the beauty got in the car, she naturally didn't dare to make any mistakes. When she saw San'er getting in the car, she was still a little scared.
"Don't be afraid if you sit next to me, I am his boss." I said.
Master Xingshi looked over, and I started to say in a timid voice, "Did you see that? People who usually oppose you don't dare to say anything now. If I ask you to call me aunt, I will call you aunt."
After saying that, he glanced at the beauty next to him and saw that she was biting her lip and her mouth was crooked in anger. Looking at the delicate face, I found it very interesting and couldn't help but want to tease her.
How to call it?
snort!
"Don't say yes, from today on you are the maid of Lord Star Envoy. I know you are dissatisfied, but~"
I opened her mouth with one hand, took a small piece of banana meat with my left hand, and popped it into her throat.
This is the holy medicine of our sect. If you take this medicine and don't get the antidote before the fifteenth night of every month, your skin will rot like thousands of ant bites until you die.
He pulled out a photo of a rotting corpse from his phone and showed it to her. Tell her this is the tragedy of poisonous hair.
That photo is not an ordinary disgusting one, it is something I usually use for practice. The so-called practice is to click out and take a look when you have time, because I have always felt nauseous when seeing these ghosts and ghosts. Taking Qingwu Road is a mental illness that must be resolved without delay.
After seeing this, the beauty immediately pulled over to the car and tried to spit out the medicine. San'er took a look, and the smile on his face was probably a little brighter, so I threw the broken banana over. San'er caught it and threw it out of the car.
He said with a serious face, "It's useless." That stuff melts in your mouth. You'd better be obedient. Otherwise, she will transform from a great beauty into the most disgusting rotting corpse in the world.
I signaled San'er to stop talking nonsense and drive. The beauty turned back and I handed her a piece of paper.
After the domineering, there is a hint of tenderness.
Driving along the mountains, the road is a newly opened loess road, which is endless. It feels like the project is not small and the national army is strong.
The mountains are clearly differentiated, and the stone peaks are layered into the clouds. The main peak is hidden deep inside, one-third higher and one-third larger than the secondary peak. To the naked eye, even if you don't understand Feng Shui, you will think it is a Feng Shui treasure land.
For such a group of peaks, thousands of rivers must gather in front of the main peak and then drain away. Looking back at the way we came from, we can see the scene of thousands of mountains bowing down to one another.
If you ask about the acupuncture points, they must be three feet below the cloud line, where the coffin is placed in the stone cave. After looking at the direction of the sun, I basically determined that the acupuncture points should be located northwest and southeast. The other points will depend on the compass fine-tuning. But this time I am not showing people Feng Shui. If you meet a rich man that day, you might be able to resell it for a good price.
We passed several guard booths along the way without encountering any trouble. The two adults glanced at each other and everything went smoothly. At the foot of the mountain, the mountain road turns left. We want to go to the right, but there is no way. We can only go up the small ravine.
Entering the mountain and walking through the small valley is the best way to climb the mountain. The ravine is often washed away by flash floods and rainwater. Except for stones and some plants with deep roots, it is difficult for others to survive. There are relatively few obstacles. In addition, the shade of the ravine is very suitable for climbing, and it is not easy to feel tired. Except of course there are more venomous snakes.
If you have to go up the mountain on a rainy day, you have to be careful. Often ravines are the worst to walk on. The deeper the mountain, the greater the torrents, and mudslides can directly kill people without leaving their bodies.
Go up the mountain on a rainy day and follow the age of the trees. The reason is simple. The old trees survive there. The only reason is that the place can withstand the test of rain.
After I, Yishanba, led the team in, I naturally had to read some lectures.
It is not absolutely safe in the ravine. Don't get too close to the invisible place, and don't step on it, because there are often venomous snakes and centipedes in it.
San'er followed closely, and the two beauties were lagging behind. San'er was extremely regretful. Wild fungus, wild snow fungus, wild dendrobium, wild Ganoderma lucidum, all kinds of edible wild mushrooms, and decoctions. What I say, he picks. Just a bag. The two beauties behind also helped with a lot.
The four of them had fun traveling around mountains and rivers, eating wild grass and wild fruits. I am the only one who feels like taking a mistress on a trip. Who told me to be a country boy? keep?
All the way to the mountainside, suddenly a group of snakes appeared, thousands of venomous snakes. It was also my first time to see this scene.
When I was a child, my grandfather said that a land with many snakes is a blessed land. If you build a house, you will make a fortune.
And indeed it is. But there are probably too many snakes. And snakes are the most unyielding animals. When I was a child, I was given many orders at home: give in to a snake if you see it, but don’t let it hit you seven inches, and don’t cut off the snake’s head, as it will fly and bite you.
The four of us stood at the bottom of the ditch and looked up. The venomous snake was looking down, opening its mouth and sticking out its tongue.
I can kill the snake, but I'm afraid the snake's head will fly over. Because I have seen it.
I was sweating profusely all of a sudden.
After all, I am the eldest brother, so I suppressed and was afraid to say
Snakes will not actively attack people. As long as there is no threat to them, they will slowly disperse.
At this moment, a loud laugh came. It's another beauty, let's call her Xiaobo.
She walked away from the crowd, walked into the group of snakes, turned around, and the snakes naturally made room for her.
Hand over the antidote.
I saw that she was serious, so I wasn't afraid. What I'm afraid of is that the snake can't be controlled. If someone does, it won't be a problem. After all, if you are bitten by a venomous snake in a deep mountain, the journey to the hospital is long, and it is easy to miss the rescue time.
Snake venom corrodes nerve endings and affects blood circulation. If it's too late, the impact of rescuing him will be huge.
Haha, the antidote? Did not bring!
I forgot to tell you that my poison is a poison, and it will be released whenever I want it to be released. You don’t have to wait until fifteen.
San'er immediately agreed and said, "It's true. Miss Xiaobo, let it go. I have seen it with my own eyes. Once the poison occurs, it cannot be recovered." Even if you don't die with half your face rotten, you are still worse off than dead.
San'er is becoming more and more understanding.
I saw a mosquito sucking blood from the erection for a long time, but I didn't know if she was nervous and didn't feel sleepy.
I saw that mountain mosquitoes flew away after they were full of blood.
I raised my hand and said, let me ask you again, do you think you should be a good servant or not?
The Star Messenger echoed, Snake Spirit Ambassador put it down and you can't fight him.
It turns out that this beauty is called Snake Spirit Ambassador.
"Snake Spirit Ambassador, right? Okay! I'll let you see it and draw a circle in the air.
See if your penis starts to itch. There is a red dot there. But this is just a warning.
The Snake Spirit Ambassador felt for himself and found that his penis was indeed itchy. He scratched it with his hand and found that it was even more itchy.
He was caught two more times, three times. Then seeing her expression, she was panicked.
I continued, giving you three seconds to think about it!
1~
2~
Before he could say 3, the snake spirit ambassador immediately knelt down with tears streaming down his face. He opened his hand and swept towards the group of snakes on one side, shouting, "Go~go~". The snake dispersed immediately, and I stepped forward to help it up.
I thought to myself, a small one. Over the past five thousand years, how many predecessors have changed dynasties with just one mouth? How many emperors took poison without knowing it and ended their lives early? Are you just a woman fighting with me? If I can't win, my Qingwu Road will be in trouble.
He picked up a booger in his hand, lifted it up and said, "Eating it will leave no trace." Without thinking much, the snake spirit took the booger from my fingertips which was bigger than a grain of sand, opened his mouth and ate it.
I went to the water, washed my hands, poured some water and told her to eat and drink some water. The medicine was too small and would not work if it got stuck in the teeth.
Looking at that beautiful face, the tears were wiped away easily. Say "Return to the team."
I saw the Snake Spirit Ambassador running back behind the Star Envoy, picking up the wild treasure she had dropped on the ground, with an expression on her face that she was ready to speak out.
I feel like I want to fall down laughing.
