Ksitigarbha got up and actually said some cruel words. I suddenly figured out that we were not fighting among primary school students.
If hatred cannot be resolved, what else is there to be polite about? He flew forward with an arrow and hit Jizo Zhi's chest. Jizo Zhi blocked it, but it was of no use. A mouthful of blood spurted out. His body was like a kite with a broken string. He fell backwards and scraped against the ground a few meters away and hit a rock. , then stopped. With a movement of my body, I was already in front of him. I stepped on his chest and cut off his so-called dragon claws with a knife. I lifted it up and threw a flame talisman. I saw only a ball of fire in the sky. , the moment the dragon claw fell, it turned into dust. The fragmented gray ball fell on the stone surface, showing the white smoke after the fire.
Go back, carry the smell of my brother's urine, and tell you Ksitigarbhas how I peed all over your face!
Ksitigarbha holds the wound and is about to leave!
Wait, I didn’t pee! Xiangru continued!
Is this okay?
Ksitigarbha was in a panic and ran away. Xiangru followed after two steps and stopped. A look of regret.
Brother Wuer, it’s okay! I usually see you being pretty sexy, but I didn’t expect your pee to be even sexier!
This wind is full of your slut.
Who says it’s not? It’s a pity that I didn’t eat onions today.
To walk between the realms of yin and yang, and to protect the balance of heaven and earth, one must be sexy enough, and even more sexy when peeing! Hahaha! Brother Xiangru, I am not bragging. One day, I will teach you how to urinate against the wind and make SF Express proud. Legend has it that if you want to be sexy, you can't miss some fairy grass.
What ambrosia?
onion!
go.
You don’t know, this onion is like fairy grass in my heart.
When I was in middle school, my brother's classroom was backed by the bathroom. As long as I ate onions in the school cafeteria, the world would be full of sluts.
do you know? The middle school cafeteria in our small town is not like the ones in your big cities where the cafeteria is outsourced and has a variety of dishes. In our small town school, if we eat cabbage today, the whole school will have to eat cabbage, including the teachers. If we eat onions today, the whole school will also have to eat onions. That kind of pure slutty smell. It is fierce and easy to identify. It's like eating Coke in 1982. Have you ever eaten Coke from 1982? Forget it, you don’t understand and can’t experience this kind of happy breathing.
Have you ever heard of the Ksitigarbha clan?
Descendants of the legendary Ksitigarbha?
Exactly!
My ancestors said that this family of monsters is not really a descendant of Ksitigarbha, so they must have learned a little bit about it. It's just black magic and monstrous words to confuse the public. However, this family has been pursuing power for a long time. It's hidden deep enough, except for some strangers and ghosts who commit crimes from time to time, it's basically invisible. Brother Wuer, how did you provoke them?
They exorcise evil spirits and harm people. Let me hit you right in the face, I will show off that day...
Then he deserves it. Can you see where that strange hand comes from?
The dragon is unlikely, could it be the claws of a Western monitor lizard?
No, what's the use of the lizard's claws?
makes sense! The power is a bit greater, so no one can use it easily!
A slow motion on the left and right hands will definitely not work.
My grandfather and I met people from the Ksitigarbha family several times, but my old man always asked me to pretend to be blind. They often commit crimes in the upper section of the river. I remember one year a half-corpse of a woman floated in the river. I followed it with my grandfather for three days and three nights, and found a man with a fish tail upstream. Specialized in dragging women and children washing clothes by the river. At that time, my grandfather did not let us come out, but asked someone from Beishan layman to mediate.
Grandpa said at that time that they were considered half Taoists and could not be provoked. We just had to protect this section of the river with peace of mind. Later, after the Beishan layman mediated, everything was fine.
What your grandfather said makes sense. As the guardians of this section of the river, your first priority is to guard the river! The rest is more about coordination.
My brother is different. I keep the world in balance. I go wherever I go and take care of it. It’s not an exaggeration to say that the whole world belongs to me. I absolutely cannot tolerate their evil deeds, and I can't tolerate them anymore. He threatened to cause trouble for me. Can you take me to meet the Beishan layman?
Of course, second brother, you are so bragging, should we start with Erguotou and then talk about our Ming family? My family is actually pretty cool too, let’s go back and find my grandpa!
Damn, you can hear such a low-key pretense and walk around. It's a dark and windy night, buy some beer and order some chicken wings. In this world from now on, no. The two realms of Yin and Yang belong to our brothers.
ha. Second brother, can you pass on your Immortal Attracting Talisman to me?
Of course you can, but if you want to use this talisman well, you need to practice more fighting skills. Runes simply add strength, acceleration, and intelligence. If you have no fighting skills and turn on the runes, nine times out of ten, they will analyze the battle situation and let you choose to escape!
But you have to exchange it with your talisman. You can protect yourself even if you fall into the water that day! You don’t know, I’ll be so anxious to see you fall into the water. I jumped down and got wet, but it didn't help anything, so I just came up. I feel like a fool.
OK!
After exchanging runes with Ming Xiangru, the two experienced it in the forest and had a great battle.
Xiangru was so suppressed by me that he had no resistance at all. Regardless of strength or skill, I completely suppressed him. I initially suspected that it was very possible that the power of the Immortal Attracting Talisman I had opened before had not dissipated. Then I opened his Fugue Talisman. It has a blessing effect, is faster, has stronger night vision, can swim like a fish, and can go without breathing for three hours. The most damn awesome thing is. He can actually command fish!
Xiangru opened the Divine Wandering Talisman first, and then the Immortal Attracting Talisman, but the result was not that good. When he hit the water in the forest, Xiangru was fighting in the water while heading to the cruise ship. He jumped up close to the cruise ship, and unexpectedly two Everyone stood on the cruise ship. This is so refreshing.
It is self-evident to know the feeling of knowing that thousands of cups are too few when we meet. The two changed clothes and went to Xiangru's treasure room to look at the treasure again.
It's good to have money. They have recovered a lot of treasures from all over the country. What I don’t have, I want too much. It seems that Xiangru asked me to choose a few things before going ashore, but I really don’t know what to choose.
Finally, I found a few green crystals in the corner. The faint green light of the crystals exuded energy fluctuations.
Xiangru came over. Second brother, these stones were recovered from a thief when my grandfather Zeng was a child. The thief said that they belonged to a dead old Taoist. At that time, the old Taoist also had a wooden dragon blade and several pictures in his bag. Talisman, a Bagua mirror. Fu Taishang was collected by his grandfather. He said it was a relic, which is a kind of awe. Anyway, it’s at Grandpa’s place. Everything else is here. After a quick glance, there was nothing special about it.
Xiangru went on to say that the most interesting thing about these stones is. I saw Xiangru picking up one and slowly leaning it against the lamp. The lamp became brighter and brighter. Xiangru stopped twenty centimeters away from the lamp and said, "Second brother, do you know that if you get closer to the lamp, it will explode."
Brother Xianru, are you willing to be my little brother, walking between the yin and yang worlds and never betraying me?
Second brother, you are a bit serious, why do you suddenly ask why? !
Are you willing?
willing!
I grabbed the green gem with one hand. This is an energy stone. There is a legend from my grandfather that as long as you absorb the energy of an emerald, you will have power without the need to borrow any talisman. And this energy will always be with your soul. It allows you to pee against the wind at any time and anywhere. If you urinate against the wind, the entire river will be filled with your odor.
How to suck it? You have a solution!
Of course, I have it. How about taking you to travel between the Yin and Yang worlds?
Ha, I know that you, second brother, are also very capable when you first come together.
