Under the golden light in the boat, the female ghost has disappeared. The paper boat also changed back to the size of a leaf and floated in the lake.
Appearing again, the female ghost carried the weight and teleported over, covering ten meters in an instant. She teleported seven or eight times before reaching the shore.
Looking closely, the female ghost's face was pale, and her eyes were like those of a dead fish. My hands and feet are a little swollen. This is a characteristic of drowning, but it does not affect the fact that this female ghost was a beauty during her lifetime.
It's not good to teleport somewhere. Just teleport directly in front of me and have a pair of eyes. When his nerves tightened, he instinctively ran back, and there was a snap.
I turned around, but stepped on my left foot to my right foot, like a dog pooping, and fell hard backwards. If you are unlucky enough to fall like this, you will die directly. I have also seen its power.
Nine times out of ten, if you fall this way, you will hit the ground face first. I got up and felt that my nose was sore and something like water was flowing out.
I wiped it with my hand, picked up the flashlight, and took a photo.
Holy shit, nosebleeds.
If the road is wrong, I just want to run! This is a problem that I suffered from when I was studying. When I was a child, I was a troublemaker and often provoked others. Many classmates wanted to beat me.
After suffering losses several times, you will naturally understand that of the thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy. In addition, my brother also made it clear that he can't win even if he runs, so don't think about him losing his horse.
But think about it, you can’t make people laugh.
Usually it hurts to get some blood out! There will be blood, and it must not be wasted. Sit on the ground, pull out the mountain yellow paper, and pretend to be cool while drawing, a Tiangang Bagua Talisman, a Fiery Fire Talisman, a Return to Dust Talisman, and a Xiaodao Yin and Yang Talisman!
Standing up confidently.
It must have been a show-off, no matter if it was a ghost or a human being, I believe no one would question whether I fell or whether I was bleeding.
Passing by the ghost and arriving at the lake, he scooped some water into the palm of his hand with his left hand and pressed the Yin-Yang Talisman on the right hand. A small red fire appeared out of thin air and lit up the Yin-Yang Talisman on the left hand. All the dust fell into his left hand. He wet his right finger with water and touched everyone's eyebrows.
The Tao has opened your heavenly eyes. Feel free to talk to each other if you have anything to say!
The village chief opened his eyes and when he saw Wen Zhong, he knelt down on the spot and said, "Brother Wen Zhong, I'm sorry!"
Wen Zhong also knelt down and said: "Village Chief, you are not sorry. It is my fate that deserves this death. I am a villain, but I wrongly blamed you and harmed you for more than half a year. Please punish me."
I threw a piece of braided rope in front of the village chief. I don't know how much I want someone to be beaten.
The village chief did not pick it up, but stood up and tried to hug and help Wen Zhong up, only to see ghostly hands passing by. The village chief could do nothing. In doubt, he said, "Brother Wen Zhong, please get up."
Wen Zhong did not get up. Instead, he looked at me and said, Master, please punish me. I know the village chief cannot do it.
Master, come.
Get up! punish. No need.
However, there is something I need you to do. Do you see this female ghost behind you? She died in the lake and did not interfere with world affairs or do evil for three hundred years. This is very rare. But after death, one must be reincarnated and reincarnated. Her body was at the bottom of the lake. As a Heaven and Earth Hengshi, when I met her, I naturally had to guide her and collect her body.
But after three hundred years, it is not practical to find his family and relatives. She has no descendants from the girl's family. So what if I find it? People may not recognize this girl.
If good things come to you in this world, what will happen to us? He went to another house for no reason and said, "Your ancestor has been dead for three hundred years. Can you please claim it?"
Not realistic.
She is not married and you are not married.
I want you to convince your family to let her have a ghost marriage with you, and from then on, she will enter your ancestral hall and be buried with you. I will guide you two ghosts to reincarnate again. Ok.
Wen Zhong looked at the female ghost and said, I'm embarrassing you.
I am an old man, my brain is not working well, and I could not get a wife during my lifetime. Unexpectedly, I became a ghost, but I got a wife.
I don’t know what will happen in the afterlife. If you don’t mind, let me protect you on the way to hell!
I looked at the female ghost.
The female ghost also nodded.
I will write a life disk for each of you when the time comes, and give it to the ghost messenger when you get to the underworld. It's natural for ghosts to be here, and they won't embarrass you. If the ghosts ask you why you are lingering in the human world, you can do harm to others. Interfering with the world.
Just say never. Tell the ghost officer that you died unexpectedly, no one collected your body, and you don’t know how to reincarnate. So it's been delayed until now. Later, Wen Zhong died unexpectedly in the lake, and you were lucky enough to spend your days together in the lake.
Then he met me and was lucky enough to be reincarnated.
Wen Zhong, just say that you have been by the lake.
Who in the family can preside over the ghost marriage for you?
There is only one brother in the family, and the master asked me to meet him.
OK!
When I returned to the village, it was midnight, and the hounds in the village were barking wildly. I put the female ghost and Wen Zhong into the sachet, and the hounds in the village became quieter. The village chief called an old man with a Chinese face and a somewhat educated look.
Village magistrate! shouted the village chief.
In ancient villages, the prestige of the village magistrate is often higher than that of the village chief, and he can narrate simple matters on a piece of paper. Happy words on his red paper. His regular script and Song style calligraphy are unique, and may not be matched by everyone in modern times.
I know this because my grandfather is the village magistrate. For example, if there is a wedding banquet, the grandpa must arrange and record the red paper and black stickers, paper-cuts, and accounting for the wedding and the birth of a baby in a long red scroll. After the banquet is over, the wedding is considered a success. banquet. For example, Zhang San comes with a gift of 200 yuan. Zhang San is his uncle. Then Uncle Zhang San’s gift of two hundred yuan will be recorded on a piece of red paper until Zhang San wants to go back. Grandpa will take care of his identity and the courtesy he deserves and let him take it back. For example, Uncle Zhang, who was of the same generation as his grandfather, received the highest courtesy and the best position for the chicken. The chicken breast was brought back to him, and he also had to go with a pack of melon candies, and a sign in the upper right corner that said "Congratulations to Uncle Zhang", and in the lower right corner. On the envelope with the words grandnephew, grandnephew, daughter-in-law, etc., the amount in it must also express filial piety. Return to 299 or 300, which means wishing uncle Zhang to live to ninety-nine and live a long life.
Some seniors, not that high, take advantage of everything and bring back souvenirs. Of course it can't be chicken breast. But no matter what you bring back, it must be polite enough.
In short, with Zhishu, this banquet can be done in detail and feel like home.
〈I haven’t attended this kind of banquet in almost twenty years, as this generation gets older. Not possible anymore. I really miss it! 〉
Nowadays, when holding a happy event, you should receive red envelopes and carry them in a bag. No matter whether the gift is one hundred or one thousand, without showing it, showing no seniority or etiquette, just accept it as ordered, and give out small red envelopes as a gift in return? A dollar? If you want one for each person, throw them all on the table and divide them among you.
The village chief pulled the village secretary aside and talked for a while. The village magistrate was quite open-minded. He opened his eyes and met his younger brother Wen Zhong.
Wen Zhong talked to his brother Wen Qing for a while.
Wen Zhong was originally a bachelor. If someone is with you in the tomb, the elder brother will naturally not object.
I have money. I just borrowed it from the ancestral hall for three days. Of course he didn't believe me, but fortunately he believed the village chief. The village chief guaranteed the vote, and the magistrate also admitted the matter.
After everything is settled. Dispersed. Return to the city tomorrow.
