I have always resisted feudal superstition, but I was born into such a family. When I was very young, I was designated to follow this path of green and black. When I was a child, I was very afraid of dead people, as well as ghosts and other dirty things. Meeting a dead person will definitely give you nightmares and make you feel sick. My parents always mocked me and said that I somehow gave birth to such a thing, and that this was not the result of the food at home.
That's true. But that’s just me.
So I study hard and hope that one day I can go my own way. Become an engineer or designer.
Of course, we still couldn't escape from our daily studies. After all, it was not popular in those days for pampering and spoiled children to be mixed up in everything. I followed my grandpa out for sightseeing tours, listening to on-site explanations and telling stories. Always dubious.
I finally graduated from college and worked on construction sites. I was able to endure hardships and built tall buildings from the ground up. I have been working hard for several years to take the construction worker test, assistant engineer test, computer test, English test, publish a paper, and take the second-level construction engineer test. I finally became a real engineer. However, I work so hard, but I am still different from the engineers on TV. I am dirty all day long, don’t have a suit or tie, deal with migrant workers every day, and have no holidays all year round. When the wind blows, the leaders come, and when it rains, they are always the first at the construction site to check for safety hazards. My friends always laugh. It’s raining heavily and there’s a typhoon today. Are you going to the Maoist class? Workers don't go to work.
Yes, the workers don’t go to work, but I do.
Every girl looked disgusted when they saw me. Because you are dark, thin and have no vacation, what qualifications do you have for falling in love? I feel like I don’t even have to think about marrying a wife if I keep going like this. Of course, I still stick to the teachings of my elders, work hard and don’t worry about not having a wife when I get rich.
How can the question be rich?
Thinking of grandpa, he is wearing a yellow robe, holding a sword in his left hand and a mahogany sword in his right hand. He performed a set of sword skills that seemed both fake and real, recited incantations, walked twice around the coffin, and all the red envelopes, tea, and grains were not left behind. Everyone present had to treat him respectfully. When it's over, you still have to pay in real money.
When you're in a good mood, take a walk up the mountain. On the way down the mountain, I picked up some firewood.
Tell him that it is not easy to carry this firewood up and down the volcano. He will tell you that this kind of firewood is particularly delicious for cooking. As leisurely as a fairy.
Sometimes some people come to ask for a century-old destination, but no matter how much money they spend, he is indifferent! And some of them were pestered by him, saying that they were destined to show them where to go after a hundred years. He's so thick-skinned that you want to drag him home.
In my eyes, grandpa does things very casually and is not motivated by money. I am motivated by money, but I don’t make as much as he does, nor do I live as well as he does. In comparison, he didn't even think about how to make money. Are you angry? Forget it, there are many dangers when I go to work. There are traps and falling objects everywhere, and I can’t guard against them! Today at the construction site, I accidentally stepped on the ground and fell straight into the drainage well. Not to mention the pain, when I finally climbed out, an SB worker told me not to play with mobile phones at the construction site, it is very dangerous.
The wound soaked in sewage was like salt sprinkled on the wound. It hurt so much that I couldn't argue.
Who is so annoying when the phone rings? The call came at this time, but I still answered it. An old voice on the other end of the phone said: "Grandson, you will suffer a bloody disaster today!"
How can I respond? Can't you call before something happens? I won’t say whether it should be tested or not, so I can laugh at it! This man is my grandfather. It's a Qingwu.
Already on the way to the hospital.
Did you see any blood?
Grandpa, can you ask more warmly?
Who am I, your grandfather? Of course, ask from a professional perspective first!
I cried suddenly. It had been a few years since I had been working abroad. It turned out that I had a way to become a great man waiting for me, but I chose to belittle myself.
I want to go home and be an uncle.
You don’t have to come back, what grandpa wants is your heart. Do you still remember every word grandpa said when he took you touring the mountains and rivers in the early years?
Remember.
Is it the same as the legendary swordsman regaining his sword heart?
Right, that is it!
Are there no secrets you want to pass on to me?
There is no secret book, but there is a very important sentence that you should remember for grandpa!
What spell?
I have this number memorized. This girl is very good-looking.
My grandfather did this a lot. There are few girls in engineering schools. I don’t know who leaked the news. Whenever he sees a beautiful person, my grandfather will pretend to be pitiful and borrow the phone to call me, my grandson.
The stories about monsters and monsters I told you before are all true, and the methods are also true.
My whole body felt bad instantly.
Grandpa, you're using this trick, aren't you afraid that my IQ won't keep up?
Afraid, let me tell you, your grandma has already convinced our Thai nanny to breed with you! Take some time to come back.
In fact, there is no such thing as a Thai nanny in my family. This started when my grandfather received a letter asking for help from a friend when he was 60 years old!
In fact, my grandfather didn't say anything when he came back. He went to Thailand and brought back a three-year-old girl. As soon as he told grandma, she became my sister! This girl is very obedient in my house and does all the housework, but she is not good at studying. My brother and I just can't get her grades up! But she is nimble, and she has learned a lot from her grandfather's skills. She is definitely the one who goes up the mountain to carry a teapot for lunch! When performing rituals, she either plays gongs and drums or blows the trumpet. Grandpa is old and mature, and he no longer invites everyone to visit. My sister can't stop eating chickens, geese, ducks, dogs, fruits, vegetables, and it seems like she can really find happiness there. It turned out that her grandfather planned to ask her father to take her back to Thailand to find out if she had any relatives, but for a girl like my sister, my grandmother was reluctant to let her go, fearing that she would not come back if she found relatives in Thailand. It would be a loss for anyone to marry her, except my two brothers.
My brother was a bit rebellious and made it clear that he didn't want it. My grandma started to push me away again. In my heart, I felt that this was the way to get a wife. However, after calling me sister for more than 20 years, I always felt a little weird. !
Even though grandpa said so, I still have nothing to fear, I still have the skills, it’s just confidence! Not to mention confidence, you have been arrogant since you were a child!
Regain the heart of the sword and become the king of swords! What kind of monsters can exist in a popular city? Show people the situation created by Feng Shui. Well, that’s it!
I can't let my grandpa who is far away in the country introduce the business!
If you have no business, can you still go to heaven?
Hello, I heard that your company specializes in tax filing and company registration, right?
Sir, do you want to file taxes or register a company?
Register a company!
What a company!
The feng shui is great, a company that picks out demons and catches ghosts!
Good job sir! We cannot register this type of company because it is prohibited by feudal superstitious laws!
Feudal superstition? Do you believe it or not?
letter! letter! letter!
That’s fine, I’ll come back to you when I think it’s better!
Hello! Advertising agency? Help me make some street posts, the content is feng shui-enhancing, and it can attract evil spirits and catch ghosts. Yes, be exaggerated! What? Do you want a dime per package design fee?
It’s only a dime for two sheets, and the company usually cooperates with you a lot. Can you make a thousand sheets for me?
OK!
The advertising company agreed so readily that I felt like I was overpaying for something! Just like the fruit seller on the roadside, it costs three yuan a pound. Can it be less, you ask? They readily tell you that it's okay, and they will sell it to you for ten yuan and three pounds because of your handsome appearance and talent. You happily bought ten yuan and went home. When you started to eat the first one, you suddenly realized, eh, 3.333...? "Fuck you!"
It’s quite a lot to get a thousand pieces back, and only one-third of them were posted in one day. It feels like there’s no space left in the entire area to post them! The most disgusting thing is that when you look at the advertisement horizontally or vertically, it looks like the money-seeking advertisement on the telephone pole. Comfort yourself, if you are destined to eat this bowl of rice, there will always be a few pigs killed on telephone poles. But before dinner, the call came.
Hello! Is it because Feng Shui is good for picking demons and catching ghosts?
Yes.
Tomorrow our district chief will come down for an inspection. If you don't wipe off the plaster tonight, don't blame us for fishing and enforcing the law. There are hundreds of sanitation workers in our area working overtime just for a good review, and you bastard poops everywhere!
Damn it!
well! Starting a business is so hard!
I ate something casually and wiped out advertisements until late at night, when some sanitation workers began to come out to sweep the floor and take out the garbage. I saw some people tearing up my advertisements, and I thought it was a good thing, otherwise I don’t know when I would be able to finish them. Ruining the fruits of so many sanitation workers’ labor is indeed inappropriate.
No, she tore it off and stuffed it into her mouth! I call out, eldest sister!
The sanitation worker turned around in response. He was smiling strangely at night, with saliva oozing out from his smile! The eyeballs are a little protruding and the pupils seem to be specially dilated. She didn't speak, but she took a step, trembling a little.
Good morning, eldest sister! Have you had breakfast?
Still no answer! Take another step toward me!
I am a descendant of the Feng family in Huangshan and have just arrived in your land. I hope the net will be opened to let this poor person go! People have their own ways, and ghosts have their own ways. Don't act recklessly.
She still didn't respond and started to ignore me! He turned around, squatted on the ground and began to dig through the garbage pile. Seems to be looking for something.
A gust of foul-smelling wind blew over, and she tore open the bag. She couldn't see clearly, but it looked like chicken and duck animal offal! She actually picked it up and stuffed it into her mouth!
That's too presumptuous. If this continues, this sanitation worker will die!
What grudge? If you don’t say anything else, it will turn into ashes!
Still no response!
Helpless, he pointed the sword at the center of his eyebrows and secretly recited the decree "Ruthless Lock". He took out a coin with his right hand and drew a ruthless lock seal on the money. He quickly folded it into a paper sword and threw it at her. I thought to myself, I can throw it at most two meters and it will fall to the ground. If it really falls to the ground, I will run away!
Strange to say, after the paper money left his hand, the golden light burst out, became much bigger at once, flew straight away, and the sword pierced through the heart. The old sanitation worker vomited on the spot, and the sound of vomiting made people feel a bit real!
But what came out with the paper sword was a young woman whose body was injured beyond recognition, and half of her face could no longer be seen clearly! Judging from the pattern, it should be a car accident leading to death!
Girl, after death, you will enter reincarnation, why are you still in this world?
It was her who passed by here while hauling garbage every day. It was her fault that she dropped a barrel of oil at this intersection, which caused many cars to skid here, and one of them smacked me directly. I just got married not long ago, and happiness has just begun! I hate her! She killed me!
Girl, it’s obviously her fault! In fact, do you know? If you delay in reincarnation, you are wasting your blessings in the next life! What kind of surprise will it be in the next life? Don’t be attached to life or death! Complying with the way of heaven and accumulating virtuous deeds will be a blessing! If God owes you something, God will definitely pay you back. Remember the next life is this life!
Listen to me, how about I come to save you and make your next life smoother?
Who are you talking to? asked the sanitation worker's mother-in-law.
Do you remember that you once dropped a barrel of oil or something like that at this intersection, causing many cars to skid and a girl died in a car accident?
Dead? I don’t know, I really don’t know, my fault killed someone? My manager just said I didn’t do my job well and deducted 100 yuan from me!
Are you talking to her? Can you see her?
Um!
Can you say sorry to her for me? I really do not know.
If I resolve her hatred, she will be reincarnated. Are you willing to light a lamp for her? Let her have a better life in the next life.
I am willing to do anything I can for her!
Girl, did you hear that? Can you let it go?
Will you really be happy if you let go? But I feel like it’s about to turn into ashes!
I can destroy you. She can also save you. If she is willing to light a lamp for you, you will definitely be happy!
Can you really be happy in the next life?
must!
Thank you, Little Heavenly Master, I never thought that I could meet you as a ghost!
I made a seal on my hand to take back the paper sword, and a bright flame burned directly in the air. What a pity for my hundred yuan paper money! But thinking that I had done something awesome, I felt secretly happy and full of confidence. Another ghost-raising rune was formed in the air and pushed out. Find a place to rest for seven or forty-nine days. After you recover. You will see a lotus lantern in front of you, follow it, and when you reach the underworld, take the lotus lantern with both hands, and it will melt into your soul. In the next life, it will be your kind heart and guide you to become a great benevolent person. If you have great kindness, you will be blessed. Go ahead!
