As soon as He Qingxin finished speaking, Xie Xuanran in front of him immediately stood up and appeared next to the big tree ten steps away.
His expression was unpredictable, as if He Qingxin was some kind of savage beast.
What eyes did he use to look at He Qingxin? He Qingxin was too far away to see clearly, but his guarded posture was obviously afraid that He Qingxin would get angry and have him punished on the spot.
He Qingxin remembered a song at an inappropriate time and almost sang it: "The little bastard went down the mountain to deceive people. The old bastard has an explanation. The women at the bottom of the mountain are ferocious beasts. If you encounter them, you must avoid them..."
"Hey, the ferocious beast really wants to eat people, and it even turned my bastard cover off!"
He Qingxin smiled a little. When she smiled, her fox eyes were crooked, and she didn't look like a good thing.
She lay half on the ground and propped up one arm, turned around comfortably, and got closer to the fire. Instead of looking at Xie Xuanran, she turned over the roasted rabbit.
He Qingxin stopped teasing because she also found that her thinking was a little out of control.
When she discovered that she was being affected by the monster inside her, she quickly took control of it.
She acted as if nothing had happened just now. Without looking at Xie Xuanran, she asked him: "Do you have salt on your body? You should sprinkle salt on it when it is roasted to this extent."
There are certainly not many seasonings in this world, but there must be salt. How can barbecue be delicious without salt?
Xie Xuanran stood not far away and hesitated for a moment, seeming to realize that he was actually intimidated by a woman who was as helpless as a chicken. It was really embarrassing.
So Xie Xuanran came back with a dark face and a stern face, like an unreachable snow lotus on the mountain... Then he took out a salt jar from the storage bag in his arms, squatted down and started to sprinkle salt on the rabbit. .
He Qingxin's eyes moved from the rabbit to his face again. After thinking about it, she said: "After you finish eating, you can hold me to sleep. It's so cold and windy at night that I'm so scared..."
Xie Xuanran's movements froze again. He turned his head to look at He Qingxin. His gaze could be called a death ray, and it was about to turn into reality, giving He Qingxin a chill in his heart.
He Qingxin knew that he must be disgusted. He was the dignified Xie Lan, the Xuan Yue Immortal, the leader of the Immortal Alliance of the Cultivation World. He was teased so much that he didn't dare to talk back, and no one believed him even if he said it.
He Qingxin's resentment at being forced to elope in the middle of the night finally dissipated.
He Qingxin sat up from the ground and faced the fire without saying anything, waiting for the rabbit to be roasted.
"The legs are not sprinkled with salt. Take out your sword and cut a few times on the legs. The meat there is thick and the salt must be cut to taste." He Qingxin directed Xie Xuanran. She was really hungry.
Xie Xuanran, who had been turning the wood there, was almost stressed out by He Qingxin. He subconsciously tensed his back as soon as she spoke.
I'm afraid that He Qingxin's dog mouth won't be able to spit out ivory, and it will be filled with a bunch of obscene words.
Hearing He Qingxin asked him to take out his sword and cut the meat, Xie Xuanran was blank for a moment. He couldn't help but glance sideways at He Qingxin, his eyes as cold as two frozen lakes.
His sword is called "Wailing" and it ranks at the top of the list of weapons in the world of cultivation. Many people are envious of it. How can it be used to... cut rabbit meat?
But he didn't say anything, thinking that he would immediately seal this woman to an extremely cold place, and he would be merciful and not care about her.
He turned his aura into a blade and cut the meat in just a few strokes.
The rabbit began to sizzle and produce oil, and the aroma spread. I sprinkled a little salt on it and it was ready to eat.
After it was completely healed, Xie Xuanran cut off a rabbit leg and handed it to He Qingxin.
He Qing's heart was so hot that he kept turning his hands away, baring his teeth and starting to eat the rabbit without caring about his appearance.
Although there is only a single seasoning, when people are hungry, the donkey dung balls look like green balls, and she eats them very deliciously.
One person ate all four legs, and the pounding in his stomach finally passed. He Qingxin, still holding a piece of breast meat in her hand, finally regained her composure, looked at Xie Xuanran and said, "Why don't you eat?"
Since she knew that he didn't eat at all, she still had to pretend. Now she was so full of love for Xie Xuanran that she even ran away from marriage and eloped with him.
Xie Xuanran sat there with his arms folded and his eyes closed, showing no reaction when he heard the words.
He Qingxin asked and answered: "Oh, you are inediate, right? You are really amazing. With such a high level of cultivation, you can live without eating. Then I will eat even if you don't eat?"
Then a whole rabbit, although it was not very big and would shrink a little after being roasted, was still very solid, it all went into He Qingxin's belly.
He Qingxin was like the big bad wolf who swallowed her grandma. She felt sleepy after eating, and her eyelids were a little unable to open.
One of the great pleasures in life is to sleep after eating.
He Qingxin touched her round belly, and then looked at Xie Xuanran, who had remained in the same position. She didn't want to think about the messy plot for the time being, and it was important to go to bed first.
It's actually not cold at all in the mountains at night. After all, it's still mid-August, and they even lit a fire.
He Qingxin returned to the big stone where she was sitting before, took off her outer robe and spread it on it, which was better than nothing.
But after she lay down for a while, she always felt cold and smelled earthy.
He Qingxin got up again, yawned and walked to Xie Xuanran's side, poked his shoulder and said, "I'm so dirty, give me a cleaning technique."
Cleansing is a really good thing. It can not only remove dirt from the inside out, but it also doesn’t even need to be touched by water!
He Qingxin's cultivation is really not good enough. When she is good enough, as long as she can integrate the spiritual power of her body a little bit and no longer work sometimes, the first thing she will learn is this spell!
It is really a must-have magical skill for rolling at home and camping in the wild.
Xie Xuanran was meditating. After he was poked in the shoulder, he opened his eyes and looked at He Qingxin with even angry eyes.
That expression is also very easy to understand - what else do you want to do? !
He Qingxin pointed at herself, "My body is dirty and I can't use my spiritual power. Please help me... Xiaolangjun."
He Qingxin said the last three words with the tip of her tongue curled up, so lingering and tortuous that her ears curled up when she heard them.
I'm so disgusted, you old bastard.
Xie Xuanran's face was extremely tense. He quickly raised his hand to form a seal, and soon a hood with a cleaning technique was removed. The dirt and leaves that He Qingxin got from rolling around on the ground, including the oil stains from her eating, were all removed. All were cleaned up.
She reached out and touched her hair. Her hair was smooth and her mouth was refreshed. She smiled and thanked Xie Xuanran: "You are quite a nice person."
Then he said something serious, and the next sentence was: "Come and hold me to sleep."
Xie Xuanran just turned his head and closed his eyes suddenly opened again, took a deep breath, and looked at He Qingxin with indescribably deep and sharp eyes.
He even wanted to shout: "Bold!"
It's quite scary, like a bad wolf.
He Qingxin took a step back slightly, but there was no fear at all. Although the old bastard was a living king of hell, he was the hero. The hero must stand on the moral high ground and would not kill people at will.
Even if he wanted to seal her, he found a reason to at least allow her to live and die naturally. Then he was kind enough to teach her how to use her spiritual power to live longer before freezing to death.
And He Qingxin is not afraid of him, not because she has confidence in his character, but because she is not afraid of boiling water.
She even yawned under such a death gaze, then pointed to the clothes on Xie Xuanran and said: "If you don't hug me, give me the clothes. If you don't have anything to cover you, you will get sick if you sleep all night. My My body is really weak..."
Wanting clothes was her real purpose.
But although this Xie Xuanran seemed to be considerate of her, lighting a fire and roasting meat for her, he actually wanted her to have a full meal "before going on the road".
But he had absolutely no sympathy for her. He didn't even answer a word all night, and he asked for a robe without necessarily giving it to her.
But people have a habitual thinking, that is, if you say you want to open the windows, others may not agree, but if you say you want to open the roof, and others don't agree, if you say open the windows again, that person will easily agree.
Sure enough, after He Qingxin finished speaking, Xie Xuanran only paused for a moment, then quickly untied his girdle, took off his robe embroidered with cloud patterns, and threw it to He Qingxin through the air.
He Qingxin opened her arms in time and hugged the Taoist robe thrown towards her.
It is quite heavy and can be used as a cover. After all, it is a large sect, and the quality of the disciple uniforms is much better than that of the Golden Feather Sect where He Qingxin belongs.
As the clothes were put into his arms, Xie Xuanran's lingering body temperature and a light scent of sandalwood rushed towards him.
It is the smell of offering incense to the Buddha.
He Qingxin was familiar with this smell because she often went to the temple on a regular basis to pray to the God of Wealth.
He Qingxin lowered his head and smelled it curiously. Xie Lan didn't believe in Buddhism secretly, right? I'm too embarrassed to go and offer incense, why should I go away?
Little did she know that her action made Xie Xuanran, who was sitting not far away with his eyes closed, twitch his eyelids and feel as if something had climbed up on him.
Even with his eyes closed, he knew what He Qingxin was doing, and He Qingxin was really a little perverted when she smelled other people's clothes in front of them.
Fortunately, He Qingxin quickly left with her clothes in her arms, returned to the big rock, lay down, wrapped her clothes around her body, curled up and started to sleep.
In this overwhelming environment, with cold and hard stones, and legs that couldn't be stretched out, He Qingxin had no obstacles at all. Her main character was to be happy-go-lucky.
As soon as she closed her eyes, she smelled the faint fragrance of sandalwood on her body, and she lay down and prayed to the Buddha devoutly in her heart.
Amitabha is so good, open your eyes and let me return to modern times!
She missed the world that was prosperous, democratic, and harmonious. She missed the world where science and technology were fully developed, and there were only airplanes and no people flying in the sky except birds. She also resolutely resisted feudal superstition and metaphysics.
And she just paid the down payment and hasn’t lived in the second-hand house for a few days!
