After following the crew for two more locations, Li Liang understood why "Hans and His Friends" was still so popular despite having been filmed for more than a hundred seasons.
Not only because it is the only choice for most people in the lower city, but also because the life of "Hans" is like a lively party that never ends. His best friend is always by his side, and his favorite girl lives next door. , there is no boring work day after day, no involuntary resentment of wasted time, even if you encounter the trough of life, you can always survive, Happy Ending.
Who wouldn’t want such a life?
Looking at the joyful scenes in the dynamic script of "Hans and His Friends", Li Liang also wanted to call all his friends over and keep getting drunk like he did at the pet hospital last time, but then he thought about it, Robben, Group, Li Anqiao is busy with military affairs, Li Ru is involved in government affairs, Dr. Xisen is busy organizing an overseas study team, House flew to Rocky Mountain City this morning for an inspection, and Old Tang and Brother Shui went to Denali City to test their inspiration. Even if they forcibly shaken everyone , the party is likely to turn into a meeting, so I have to give up.
After all, life is not a TV series. Rushing and running around are the norm.
At present, the goblin war has just subsided, the time observers have not yet counterattacked, and everything is slowly getting on track. Li Liang does not dare to expect too much. He only hopes that there will be more peaceful days like today, leaving more time for humans.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Mizuno and Cain left, leaving only K who seemed to have nothing to do.
Li Liang originally planned to hang out with the crew until the evening, pick up Teemo and Allen, and find a quiet place to take magic classes. Unexpectedly, just after five o'clock, he received a message from the Legion General Staff: The Great Chief Band has arrived." "Qishan City", hoping to pass through the gate of spiritual principles, visit human cities, and understand human music.
Only after receiving the news did he remember that there was such a thing.
In order to make the opening of the human spiritual door a gimmick, Bond invited the most popular band in the spiritual world, the Great Chief, to participate in the opening night through personal connections. This famous band is willing to create a new single, provided that they are allowed to go deeper. Learn about human music and culture.
Li Liang's first reaction was to let the band wander around Shangcheng District. After all, Shangcheng District has a strong artistic atmosphere. Any teenage kid on the street can chat with you about art schools. However, he also thought that many areas in Shangcheng District belong to For surveillance blind spots, it is safer to go to Zhongjing Xiacheng District.
In addition, the "wild" music on the streets of Xiacheng District may be more impressive to independent artists like the Big Chief Band.
So, an hour and a half later, Li Liang took K to North Cuiping Park to greet the superstar who came from afar.
Just when he was hesitating whether to find a group of children to lay a wreath and express human hospitality, a special service ship flew above and landed slowly.
The moment the cabin door opened, Li Liang was stunned.
Amid the colorful light and rising mist, a graceful female elf wearing tulle twists her waist to the dull drum beat, looking lazy and charming.
The power of magic poured out, and a sea of flowers instantly grew on the surrounding grass. Every bush and every flower stem swayed to the rhythm.
"Hmm~~" After a long groan, a red demon two meters tall appeared in the mist. He had bulging muscles, a long and narrow face with only one yellow eye, two ferocious "horns" on his head and a long forehead. The horn is like a trident.
The devil is following the rhythm...Hit the crotch, the key is...
Is the tail growing backwards? The tail must be growing backwards.
Li Liang looked at the swinging giant in disbelief, which was as thick as an adult's arm.
He slowly turned his head and saw K's eyes were dull, his mouth was slightly open, and he was holding a cigarette in the air between his fingers.
"Rhythm~~~" The demon changed its direction and pushed its crotch, then smiled sternly, showing its sharp canine teeth, and shouted in blunt human language, "Swing~~~"
Another moment of magic appears.
Li Liang suddenly felt an uncontrollable joy rising in his heart, and all the time he spent enjoying music flowed before his eyes.
Later, string instruments join in.
A strange upright skeleton appeared in the mist. The huge head looked like a triceratops, with a curved head shield and three horns. There were two purple flames swaying in the eye sockets, but the body was small, with thick ribs and slender legs.
Its two bone claws each have four fingers, playing a six-stringed harp outlined by magic in its arms. The sound of the harp is very much like a bass, with a low tone that takes over the rhythm.
It bounces around and its head rotates 360 degrees from time to time.
Li Liang took a deep breath and dispersed the spirit that was wrapped around his limbs. From the corner of his eye, he noticed that K's eyes were blurred and he began to sway to the rhythm.
It turns out that there is this kind of magic that has no malice and only makes people happy. The spirits wrapped around the limbs are not "controlling" but "teaching" people to dance.
At this time.
The drum beat changes, the rhythm speeds up, and the lights become more dazzling.
The fog cleared a little more and the drummer appeared.
A short creature like a giant-bellied frog, round and chubby, waving its four short hands in a dizzying manner, the "drum" it beats was its own belly, and when its mouth opened and closed, it actually made a "cymbal" sound.
Okay, spiritual world version B-BOX.
Then, the elf began to sing in a soft and sweet language. Along with her singing, the surrounding plants continued to change, stretch, curl up, sway, and bloom.
When the demon's hoarse song joined in, the music immediately became vast and vast, and an endless wasteland appeared in Li Liang's mind. The wind was howling, and the demon and the elf were back to back, spreading their arms to vent their emotions.
At the last moment, the fog completely dissipated.
A huge tentacle monster appeared at the end, with a long cone-shaped body like a squid, with dozens of dancing tentacles, each tentacle "holding" a wand, colored light, mist, dancing magic, and writhing plants all around. , and even tuning and amplification, all come from it.
Li Liang had never thought that a creature could cast so many kinds of magic at the same time. Judging purely from the spirit contained in the Horcrux, the cuttlefish's strength was close to that of the "Absolution Master".
Such a powerful creature... turned out to be an "atmosphere group".
Demons, elves, undead, giant-bellied frogs, squids, which one is the chief? Until the end of the song, Li Liang didn't think about this question.
"Am I fucking magic?" K asked breathlessly as he finally stopped dancing.
"Yes," Li Liang suppressed a smile, "I thought you were quite high, so I didn't help you."
"..."
The magic dissipated and the surrounding area returned to its original state.
moment.
The "translator" who came with the ship disembarked first, and it was KKK employee Deep Blue.
This was also Li Liang's request. In the next few days, Shenlan would accompany the Big Chief Band wherever they went, both for surveillance and protection.
"Li Liang," Shen Lan put the game console into his pocket and said calmly, "They thought there would be many humans to greet them, so they prepared an opening performance."
Li Liang suddenly realized and felt a little embarrassed. He should have found a group of beautiful girls to lay wreaths if he had known earlier.
"Translators," Deep Blue handed over two in-ear devices, "They don't speak human language."
Li Liang and K each put on their translators, and the five members of the Big Chief Band slowly came in front of them.
"This is the demigod chosen by the God of Chaos, the Holy Prophet, and the only leader of mankind, Li Liang," Shen Lan introduced.
The tentacle monster made a powerful sound like a conch horn, and what the translator translated was: "Well, respected demigod, I am Trubra."
"Hello," Li Liang nodded in greeting.
"I'm Samuro," the demon stepped forward, stretched out his right hand, and said in a rough voice, "I heard that this is human etiquette."
"Hello," Li Liang gestured. His hand was too small, so he had to hold one of the devil's fingers and shake it. Then he took a step to the side, leaned over and stretched out his hand: "Hello."
The giant-bellied frog looked a little flattered. He stretched out his short hands to shake his hands and purred, "Hello, hello, me, drum, dong dong."
It's not that Li Liang thinks differently of "Dongdong", it's just that the devil's "reverse" tail is too oppressive, and it hurts his self-esteem to a certain extent since he's both a male.
"Lead vocalist Michelle," the skeleton responded coldly, not even bothering to say his own name.
Finally, there was the elf. Li Liang always felt that the elf in front of him was a little different from the elf of Avalon. It seemed that the facial features were slightly less refined and more primitive. He smiled and stretched out his hand.
The elf stretched out his hands, held up his hand with one hand, and touched his palm with the other hand, and said in the Elvish language: "I come from Merikundi, my name is Shandris Singer, I heard about the Eldar I am very sad about the disasters that elves have brought to mankind.”
It turns out that this is an Avari elf who was driven to the Emerald Dream by the Eldar.
Li Liang nodded in greeting and said calmly: "The Eldar elves have paid the price for their aggression."
"They are to blame for themselves," Shandris said with a serious expression. Her Elvish language was more like a language than the graceful song of the Eldar.
After a brief mutual introduction, Li Liang spread his hands and said: "Welcome to the earth."
Three floating boats approached, and several receptionists sent by Li Ru got off the first floating boat and carefully looked at the terrifying-looking "alien creature".
"Tonight, please take a break. Tomorrow there will be a dedicated person in charge of your next trip. Human beings will try their best to meet all your needs. I hope you can spend a pleasant time on Earth."
Li Liang personally went to battle to express the host's openness and hospitality.
"Thank you," the tentacle monster Trubra, who was probably the core of the Great Chief's band, came forward to express his thanks. After that, it chanted a complex spell and danced a certain tentacle. The wand held by the tentacle outlined a small magic symbol. .
In the blink of an eye, the bodies of the five members, including it, squirmed and became insubstantial, turning into human appearances.
It and the demon Samuro, the skeleton turned into a human male, the drummer Dongdong became a bit like a Tifami, still short, and the elf Shandris didn't change much, except to hide the light escaping from his eyes.
Watching Shandis and the four naked men board the pontoon, Li Liang grabbed Shen Lan and asked, "Which one is the chief, Trubra?"
Shenlan said without thinking: "Dong dong."
"Huh?" K wondered, "Is that lunch box that knocks the belly the boss?"
"Yes, the great chief of the Pundayar civilization and the founder of the band."
Li Liang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and asked again: "Trubula is very strong, can you handle it?"
"Each tentacle of Trubra has an independent will. They only reached a consensus on music." Deep Blue took out the game console and turned on the switch. "They only learn magic for performance and are not aggressive."
No wonder it can violate the principles of magic and cast several kinds of magic at the same time. It turns out that Trubra is a collection of lives.
"Okay, follow them closely and ask if you need anything," Li Liang instructed.
"Oh," Deep Blue walked towards the pontoon with his head lowered.
Li Liang shook his head helplessly.
This Blue Star man shouldn't be called Shen Lan, but Shen Zhai. However, compared to Allen, the guy who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, Shen Lan is already considered reliable.
The pontoon went away, and the special service ship the Big Chief Band was on just took off, and another special service ship landed.
The hatch opened, and Allen rushed out like a storm, shouting: "Where's the Big Chiefs? Where's Shandis? Where's my Shanshan?"
"..."
Li Liang and K looked at each other and smiled bitterly at the same time.
It is unreasonable for a fluid creature to be so lustful.
"Ah, Shandis is gone?" Allen held up the awning with his hands and looked at the tail lights of the pontoon in the distance. "Li Liang, where will my Shanshan stay tonight?"
"Didn't you see them in the anchor space just now?" Li Liang said angrily.
"No, it's all Captain Teemo's fault..." Allen suddenly thought of something and became worried, "By the way, something happened to the alliance."
Li Liang's heart skipped a beat. He turned around and saw that Teemo, who was slowly approaching, had a rare solemn look on his face.
"What happened?"
Timo handed over the newspaper in his hand and said softly: "What General Bobby predicted has happened. This is the latest issue of the Makosik Times. Take a look."
Li Liang took the newspaper and unfolded it. The headline on the front page was:
"Another civilization has been tragically exterminated, and the Terensa Holy Carbon-based Alliance is destroying the order of the spiritual world."
