Chapter 44 Alan and the Smurfs

Style: Science Author: Xiaodao TaiyiWords: 2126Update Time: 24/01/12 18:11:33
Lao Yang stretched his head to the tablet and exclaimed: "Oh, this little sister can do it."

"It's necessary," Allen put on a cheerful face, "The ethereal banshees of Hollow Hills, the most popular girl group right now, are you kidding me, can I have a bad figure?"

"Tsk tsk, it's very beautiful, it's very beautiful," Old Yang put his arm around Allen's shoulders, and the two of them stared at the tablet computer head to head, and from time to time they let out a burst of obscene laughter that could only be understood but not explained.

The blue-skinned alien squatting next to him playing the game moved to the side, still staring at the screen of the game console, and said expressionlessly: "Indecent."

"..."

Looking at the people around him, including Wang Chao who was hopeless, Tata who was still smoking from his head, and the two MOMO gang members who were panicked and in rags, Li Liang couldn't help but sincerely envy Lao Yang.

Damn, I still lack the joy of living stupidly.

Glancing at the bone dragon that was still flapping its hooves in the sky, and then looking at Allen's right hand raised lightly, Li Liang suddenly understood Xi'an's motive for closing the gate to the deep sea.

Humans once believed that the earth was the center of the universe. Later, they believed that the earth was the only planet with life in the universe. Later, they established a lunar base and developed planets. Today, even the lowest level of civilians in Zhongjing City firmly believe that human civilization is unique and great.

However, when Xi'an Company entered this world, after a series of explorations, those senior officials finally realized that the level of human civilization was actually quite average, the level of science and technology was so-so, and the armed forces were even less worth mentioning.

So, they obediently paid the insurance, locked the door, and pretended that nothing had happened. Humans were still the masters of the universe, and Xian still represented the pinnacle of human civilization and technology.

Tam is right, humans often take chances.

Facing a bone dragon and thirty ghosts, the entire garrison was defeated, sacrificed, and desperate. Ling Yejue's expression seemed to be right in front of him. However, at this moment, Li Liang could see from Allen's expression that he had to subdue this skull. Dragon is just one of the daily tasks of this security company employee, which is easy and boring.

For a moment, Li Liang wanted to let all the creatures in the spiritual world know what a beautiful blue planet there was and what a brilliant civilization existed in a certain physical world.

This thought was fleeting, and he sighed. Presumably, in the spiritual world, strength determines everything, and Xi'an Company's decision was quite wise - before you have enough strength, it's best not to make blind decisions.

This reminded him.

Tam didn't feel that he was any kind of heavenly spirit before, only that he was a Xi'an with an interesting life experience. But as he approached the gate of the deep sea, the density of the spirit increased, and he followed the instructions of the mysterious "Emperor" After taking the initiative to control the spirit, Tam saw the problem.

This shows that before safety is confirmed, he had better not control the spirit anymore to avoid causing trouble. This skull dragon wants to eat him. Who knows if Allen and this "Smurf" will also be greedy for his body.

...So you can say that you are Tang Sanzang.

Li Liang shook his head, put aside his random thoughts, thought for a while and asked: "Ahem, Mr. Allen, where is the spiritual door in our world?"

Allen was originally looking at each other head to head with Lao Yang, but when Li Liang interrupted him, he pushed Lao Yang's head away as if to react, and asked him dumbfounded: "No, who are you?"

"I, Lao Yang," Lao Yang said without any hesitation, grabbed Allen's tablet and waved his hand, "You guys talk."

Li Liang suddenly sweated.

A character who can easily control a bone dragon can get angry and destroy several carbon-based humans on his side without even yawning.

Unexpectedly, Allen rolled his eyes, seemed to be just a little impatient, turned around and asked: "What did you ask just now?"

"Where is the spiritual door to our world?"

Wow.

Allen stamped his feet and pointed at his feet: "That's what you stepped on."



Li Liang lowered his head and stirred the water with his feet, and found that the shallow water bottom was really pure black.

So...as you look up, this body of water is almost endless...

"Your Xi'an Company is too cowardly," Allen shrugged. "I guess in your spiritual world, the door to spiritual logic is only this big?" He gestured with his hand, then expanded it, "If you want Not that big?”

As his hands danced, the bone dragon was tossed around, flying all over the sky.

"...It's probably a few kilometers in diameter..." Li Liang pursed his lips and asked, "Then why didn't we fall?"

"Because I'm standing here," Allen waved his hand, "You, just go and do whatever you have to do if you don't have anything serious to do. I'm not a tourist information center. Am I giving you free lessons?"

"Tsk, brother, I don't like hearing what you say." Lao Yang came over, took out a thick wad of bills from his pocket and handed it over, "We are not short of money."

"Why," Alan glanced at the banknotes, "are you asking me to wipe my butt with these papers?"

Li Liang pinched his eyebrows, his head hurt.

Tata on the side pointed at Lao Yang and chatted, and at the same time took out a dark gold bead from his pocket and made signs, laughing so hard.

No need for simultaneous interpretation, everyone knew what this alien black tour guide meant.

"Is this grandson laughing at me?" Lao Yang said angrily.

"Well," said Smurf, who was squatting on the ground playing a game, "he said you were a fool."

"..."

Before Lao Yang could make a move, Li Liang grabbed Tata's shoulders and stretched out his hand.

Tata was stunned, slowly stuffed the beads into his pocket, and shook his head firmly.

Li Liang smiled harmlessly and raised four fingers.

Tata shook his head again.

At this time, Allen said with a smile: "I remembered that creatures from the basic world need to register in Duyujing when traveling to other basic worlds. Hey, Ta Xing people, have you registered? If not, they will be treated as Netherworld. "As he said this, he said sincerely to Li Liang, "Dear customer, how can I help you?"

Li Liang patted Tata on the shoulder and raised his palm.

Tata looked sad and hesitantly took out a bead and placed it in Li Liang's palm.

Unexpectedly, Li Liang curled his fingers again.

Finally, with runny nose and tears, Tata took out ten beads in total.

Weighing it, Li Liang was surprised to find that the beads were very light and weighed almost nothing.

"Is this the currency of the spiritual world?"

"No, just a few change," Allen snorted nonchalantly, but his eyes subconsciously glanced at Li Liang's palm.

"Okay," Li Liang handed Allen a bead, "Let's talk now?"

Allen took the bead, shook it in his ear, put it in his pocket with satisfaction, and said lazily, "Ask, one bead per question."

"Do you know Tam Kench?"

The air was silent for a moment.

Allen's expression became serious, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Where is that old bastard who drives the boat? He lost seventy beads to me in a game of cards. Damn it, he ran away!"

Smurf, who was squatting aside playing games, raised his head and said, "You owe me forty."