"Princess, Xiaochenzi has just arrived and is not familiar with the rules of our palace yet..."
Zizhu stood at the door, bowing cautiously into the room, even though she knew the Sixth Princess couldn't see her, she was still cautious.
Xiao Chen also breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. Finally, these golden leaves did not have white flowers!
"So much nonsense! Didn't Concubine Rong say he was smart? Does he need to be taught such a few rules?"
The Sixth Princess Ji Yunlan's tone left no room for doubt, "Let him in quickly!"
"yes!"
Zizhu did not dare to persuade him any more, but looked at Xiao Chen with a bit of pity and regret in his eyes. It was really pitiful for such a good person.
Xiao Chen's mouth twitched, this princess is really domineering!
But now that Han's matter has come to an end, he can only bite the bullet, open the door and walk in.
Inside the palace, there are flowers and trees everywhere, but there are exquisite swords hanging on the walls. There is a faint fragrance of virginity in the air, which constantly stimulates Xiao Chen's sense of smell.
Inside, the pink gauze curtain hangs down, and the figure bathing is vaguely visible.
"Xiao Chenzi, I heard that you are Concubine Shu's loyal dog."
Ji Yunlan's shouts came from inside, and when Xiao Chen was wondering what tricks this unruly princess was trying to play, he heard her voice suddenly turn cold, "But what I, the princess, don't like the most is to be served by other people's dogs! Someone, drag him out and kill him!"
Damn it? !
Xiao Chen was slightly startled, this princess didn't play by the rules!
When we meet, do you want to make yourself laugh?
"Princess, the villain is not Concubine Shu's loyal dog..."
"Hmph! This half-hearted dog slave deserves to be damned even more!"
"The villain is proficient in the art of massage, and can also relieve the princess' worries."
"Bold! You want to tarnish the body of this princess! An extra degree of guilt!"
"..."
Xiao Chen was furious for a while, this princess was really difficult to take care of.
Seeing the two palace maids at the door gradually approaching, he was about to follow in the footsteps of a eunuch. He glanced at the sword on the wall, and an idea struck him!
"Princess! The villain also knows a kind of martial arts specially practiced by women!"
Xiao Chen bowed down and said loudly.
If you want to survive PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, you can only hope that you can guess the princess' interests correctly!
"Creak!"
The door to the bedroom was slowly pushed open.
Zizhu and Qing'er have each held down one of Xiao Chen's hands, preparing to drag him down.
"etc!"
Ji Yunlan finally spoke slowly, "Martial arts specifically for women? As far as this princess knows, in this world, any martial arts practiced by women will change their body, making their skin rough and ugly. You Does this martial arts have such drawbacks?"
"There is absolutely no such drawback!"
Xiao Chen's tone was firm. He had made the right bet in the first step. If he wanted to survive, he had to make the sixth princess believe in him!
"No?"
Ji Yunlan stood up slowly, lifting the pink gauze curtain with her slender jade fingers.
Xiao Chen finally saw this person's appearance clearly. His face was round and beautiful, and his eyes were more charming than peach blossoms. They were watery and full of passion.
She was covered in red gauze clothes, but it could barely cover up the beautiful scenery.
The wet hair hangs down from the shoulders, clinging to the most attractive place...
Ahem, yes!
This is a beauty with the temperament of a royal lady and the appearance of a lolita.
Xiao Chen withdrew his slightly wanton gaze and said with great certainty: "Princess, the villain's martial arts not only does not have those disadvantages, it can even make the body more graceful, with strong blood and breasts!"
Prosperous blood and breast enlargement?
After hearing these four words, the sixth princess looked down at the place in front of her that was obviously smaller than the others, and then a look of disdain appeared on her pretty face.
"This princess is determined to go into battle and kill the enemy, so why do you want such a burden!"
"Yes Yes Yes……"
Xiao Chen nodded, but his arms were pinched by Zizhu and Qing'er's burden, which made him feel very comfortable.
Pooh!
How can something so useful be called a burden?
"Get up and teach Zizhu and Qing'er how to practice first. If it works, I will spare your life for the time being."
Although Ji Yunlan has an unstable temperament, she has a very delicate mind. She is worried that Xiao Chen is deceiving her, so she plans to let Zizhu and two people try it first.
"Sisters, please sit down first."
Xiao Chen stood up and directed Zizhu and Qing'er to sit cross-legged on the ground.
Naturally, he doesn't know any martial arts for women to practice.
But in his previous life, because he had learned massage, he also learned about yoga.
Now...he plans to let the two of them practice yoga!
Ji Yunlan stood aside, staring at the three of them with her beautiful eyes. When she saw Xiao Chen putting Zizhu and Qing'er into weird postures, she frowned slightly, "Zizhu, Qing'er, how do you feel? Is this martial arts useful?"
At this moment, Zizhu and Qing'er were in a kneeling posture, with their hands clasped behind their backs and their shoulders pressed down, making the thing in front of them look a bit bigger.
Zizhu's face turned a little red, "Princess, I don't know either, but after taking these poses, I do feel that my whole body has relaxed a lot."
"Princess, so is Qing'er."
Qing'er also nodded.
Hearing this, Ji Yunlan's beautiful eyes lit up, and there was a bit of surprise in her tone, "So, this martial arts is really effective!"
Xiao Chen supported the two of them and said seriously, "Of course! This martial arts was acquired by a villain from outside the Western Region. It is said to be a country's secret that is not passed down!"
Ji Yunlan looked at Xiao Chen, thought for a while and said: "Yes, even if you are a bitch slave, I will spare your life first! When Zizhu and Qing'er practice for a few days and they haven't turned ugly yet, you can teach me how to do it." Princess’s martial arts skills!”
"Yes! Thank you princess!"
Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief, finally coaxing this unruly princess.
But today’s account!
Find it again when I teach you how to practice yoga in a few days!
But now...
Xiao Chen raised the corner of his mouth, moved his hands up and down, and guided the two palace maids.
After Zizhu and Qing'er finished practicing yoga, their faces were a little blushing. Just now, their bodies were almost touched by Xiao Chen.
"Princess, please remember to go to bed early. Master Cen will come to give lectures tomorrow."
Zizhu gasped and reminded Ji Yunlan.
"Master Cen? That damn old man only knows how to do things all day long. What's there to learn?"
Ji Yunlan hummed, and her beautiful eyes fell on Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen suddenly felt an ominous premonition.
Sure enough, the sixth princess gently came to Xiao Chen in a few steps and raised his chin, "Xiao Chenzi, go and do this princess a favor and beat up that old man! Don't let him in here." Nagging in front of me."
Beat Mr. Cen?
Xiao Chen took a breath of cold air in his heart. This great Confucian, who held a high position in the Chu court, was beaten by a young eunuch. How could he survive?
But if you reject the Sixth Princess.
It’s probably going to happen now!
At most, it’s the difference between morning and evening!
As his thoughts were whirling, Xiao Chen quickly said: "Princess, even if the villain beats Master Cen, he will come to teach the princess after he recovers... But the villain has another way to make him leave voluntarily! "
"oh?"
Ji Yunlan blinked her eyes, her pretty face full of curiosity, "Okay, if you can drive away that annoying old man, you will be my princess's confidant from now on. Whatever you want, I will try my best to satisfy you! But if you can't do it, When you arrive, prepare to be reincarnated."
