0053 Farce and Surnames

Style: Fantasy Author: natural pigWords: 3804Update Time: 24/01/12 17:58:33
Jia Chao didn't dare to go back to the tribe, but he went back in the end.

Because the spiritual sea space could not be opened, the small courtyard became a breeding ground for spiritual beasts. He was not comfortable living in Yanlong's cave without food or water.

Hongya and the others did not dare to go back to the tribe, but they did go back in the end.

Because the wind outside is very cold, so cold that I can't even sleep if I don't huddle together to keep warm.

Rather than finding a place to huddle with a bunch of men in the wilderness, everyone chose to go back and hug the woman.

They met Jia Chao who suddenly appeared in the camp. Seeing Jia Chao also looking panicked, everyone laughed unkindly.

This is how people are, when you find someone more pitiful than yourself, you will feel that life is still very beautiful.

The reason why they think Jia Chao is pitiful is because they think Xingyue is not good-looking.

She is very thin, does not have very solid muscles on her body, and is still short.

The most important thing is that this girl is still crazy, and she seems to be desperate for her life when fighting.

Hongya grabbed Jia Chao and pulled him into the cafeteria with a big smile.

At this time, the cafeteria was much more crowded than before. Hundreds of people were crowded here to eat. It looked like a farmer's market in a rural town.

Seeing Hongya dragging Jia Chao in, everyone greeted Hongya one after another.

Most of them didn't recognize Jia Chao. In their eyes, Jia Chao, who was dragged by Hongya's neck into the cafeteria, looked more like a newcomer than they did.

Hongya saw Xingyue sitting with Heye at a glance, and pulled Jia Chao to their seat with a smile.

Before they could squeeze in front of Xingyue and the others, they heard a "thud" sound.

The noisy cafeteria suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, but it was a newly arrived tribesman who knocked over an old man's pottery bowl.

That tribesman was a tall, thin, dark man, with a beard like a steel needle on his face, and his two eyebrows were almost connected together.

I saw him push the old man in front of him angrily and shouted:

"Damn old woman! She's blind!"

The old man he pushed was Atu. As an old man from the Yanshi tribe, she left the impression on Jia Chao that she was as humble as an inconspicuous stone.

Sure enough, facing the embarrassment of the tall, thin, dark man, Ah Tu immediately squatted down tremblingly.

While she was picking up the pieces of the pottery bowl on the ground, she also put the wasted pieces of meat into the incomplete pottery bowl.

Her behavior only fueled the man's arrogance, and he cursed loudly:

"In our tribe, useless people like you have long been sent to the valley to die!"

Before he finished speaking, he only heard a sentence coming from the side:

"So you ran away from the valley?"

The thin black man was furious when he heard this. He turned around to find who had said this, and his eyes happened to meet the young man next to Hongya.

The moment he saw Hongya, his eyes dodge a little. When he found Hongya staring at him with a smile, he was no longer so panicked.

He pushed through the crowd and came to Jia Chao, fiercely put his face close to Jia Chao's ear and suddenly shouted: "Ha!"

Jia Chao was confused by his childish approach. He raised his hand and demonstrated the Ten Thousand Swords Technique.

The fragments of pottery bowls at Ah Tu's feet suddenly flew up out of thin air and shot toward Jia Chao and the thin black man.

People were frightened by this sudden scene and exclaimed again and again. The thin black man turned his head in confusion when he heard the noise around him, just in time to see the fragments rushing towards his door.

The thin black man immediately dodged when he saw this, but the fragments chased him like maggots attached to his bones.

There were only a few "puff-puff" sounds, and the pieces of the pottery bowl stuck into the skinny black man's buttocks without falling.

The thin black man screamed "ouch" and looked at Jia Chao while covering his buttocks in pain.

At this time, there was no trace of ferocity on his face, replaced by a kind of humble awe.

Even humbler than Atu.

Upon seeing this, Jia Chao stepped on a stool and stood on a table, saying loudly to everyone:

"Perhaps you haven't been to the Yanshi Tribe for a long time, and you still don't recognize me as the great chief, and you don't know the rules of the Yanshi Tribe!

So I will announce it in front of everyone today:

First, our tribe will not drive away the elderly, women and children! We will provide care for all the elderly until they die, and we will also protect every woman and child!

Second, our tribe does not allow private fights between tribesmen. Anyone who dares to hurt or bully his own tribe will be severely punished!

Third, we are not allowed to waste food. Anyone who wastes food will be punished by fasting for three days! "

He turned back to look at Hongya, pointed at the thin black man and said:

"Take him down and lock him up and starve him for three days! He is only allowed to drink water and not eat!"

Hongya nodded and waved a few times to the crowd around him. Immediately, three members of the hunting team stepped forward and dragged the thin black man down.

The thin, dark man was impressed by Jia Chao's momentum and made no move to resist.

After dealing with the thin black man, Jia Chao came to A Tu and helped her pick up the pieces of meat into the incomplete bowl.

Then he actually held the bowl in his hand in front of all the tribesmen and ate the meat by himself.

"Go and make a new bowl yourself. This bowl of broth belongs to me!"

Jia Chao said lightly to Ah Tu, who was so surprised that Ah Tu's lips trembled but he did not dare to say anything.

After dealing with the commotion, Jia Chao slowly came to sit in front of Xingyue.

At this time, Xingyue was blushing, lowering her head and biting her chopsticks. She looked up at him from time to time, with a smile in her eyes and a bit of shyness in her smile.

Seeing Xingyue's behavior, Heye also remembered the story about Jia Chao jumping out of the window of Xingyue's room, and he immediately started laughing.

"Little Chao, it's okay! You want to act cool in front of your own woman, but are you planning to show off your skills tonight?"

Jia Chao: "..."

After pretending to be cool for a long time, He Ye was able to defeat him with just one sentence. Are all these women so aggressive?

Besides, my performance is not for Xingyue to watch, but for those new members of the tribe, okay!

Although it is said that the Qiushui tribe picked up a few scraps this time, the majority of the new tribe members are still the elderly, women and children.

A few words can win the hearts of the people, so why not? What does it have to do with being heroic or not?

"Sister Heye, don't you think that guy just didn't understand the rules? Do you think this is still in their tribe?"

Heye nodded. She looked at Hongya who said nothing, then looked back at Maoyu and other clan members, and then asked:

"Achao, what you just used wasn't elemental power, was it?"

Jia Chao continued to fish out the pieces of meat from the broken bowl, "Well, that's the inheritance I got when I communicated with the way of heaven. It's called... the flying spear technique!"

Heye's eyes flickered a few times when he heard this, and then he greeted Maoyu and Yangtong who were sitting not far away.

Maoyu and Yangtong quickly arrived, and then Heye said:

"Chief Achao, we all know what it means to be able to communicate with Heaven and receive inheritance. So I hope to take the Sweet Tree Tribe and merge it with the Flame Stone Tribe. We won't leave, okay?"

Jia Chao was stunned by He Ye's words. He carefully chewed the meat in his mouth and digested it for a long time, then raised his eyes to look at Mao Yu and Yangtong.

"What do you think?"

"We are also willing to follow Chief Achao!" the two said in unison.

"No, Sister Heye, why did you suddenly think of doing this?" Jia Chao sat up straight and asked seriously. "Do you think the newly arrived tribesmen didn't give you a share?"

Heye shook his head, leaned closer and said: "Maoyu has told us that you have become a gray-level war god, and you also received two god-level inheritances when you communicated with the way of heaven! Right?"

Jia Chao was stunned, "How do you know that I have two god-level inheritances?"

Heye grinned, "The flying spear technique you just demonstrated, and the great blessing technique last night, not two but several? Don't say that last night was not a good thing you did!"

Jia Chao: "Uh..."

At this time, Hong Ya spoke from the side, "Okay, little Chao! Was it you who did it last night?"

Jia Chao looked at the surprised Hong Ya speechlessly, knowing that he could no longer hide this matter.

What Hongya knows will soon be known to the whole tribe.

He calmly controlled the pieces of meat in the broken bowl to fly up, making a thoughtful expression.

As pieces of meat flew into his mouth automatically, Jia Chao finally made a decision.

"Yes, you can, but you have to change the surnames of the people in your tribe!"

"Change your last name?" Everyone around him was stunned by Jia Chao's words.

Jia Chao: "It has the same purpose of starting a family and avoiding the union of close relatives. So you'd better add a surname in front of each clan member's name. Men and women with the same surname will not be able to combine in the future!"

Everyone nodded in agreement after hearing this. With the popularization of knowledge in recent times, everyone knows the disadvantages of inbreeding.

Jia Chao gave a very useful solution at this time, which everyone easily accepted.

"Then let Chief Achao give us a surname!" He Ye said.

Jia Chao thought for two seconds and said, "I have two suggestions. One is named Tian, ​​the other is named Tang. It depends on you which one you choose."

Maoyu: "Is there any explanation for these two surnames?"

Jia Chao: "Tian is the field of field, which has the same pronunciation as Tian in the Sweet Tree tribe. In the future, I will use the sweet tree to make a food called sugar. Tang and sugar are the same pronunciation. In the future, everyone will think of you when they eat candy!" "

When He Ye and others heard Jia Chao's explanation, they were also troubled.

It's not that they don't like such a surname, it's that they like both, so much that they can't choose.

"Chief Achao, if I choose Tian as my surname, what should I be called in the future?" Yangtong asked.

Jia Chao: "Just call him Tian Yangtong! When your child is born in the future, he will also be named Tian!"

As soon as these words came out, all the men became excited, but the women who were watching stopped.

"Chief Achao, I am originally from the Jiangcao tribe. If we also have a surname, can't our children have our surname?"

Jia Chao was stunned when he heard this. He had forgotten that the world was still in a primitive society where "you know your mother but you don't know your father", and most of the children were raised by women.

The invention of surnames would increase the influence of patriarchy, so women are bound to have some objections.

He scratched his head, pointed at Maoyu and Yangtong and asked the woman:

"If you and a woman from another tribe have children with their uncle and nephew, and they take your surname, can they marry in the future?"

The woman looked at Maoyu and Yangtong, and then at the people watching around her. She clasped her fingers and tilted her head and thought for a long time, and finally succeeded in shutting down her brain.

At this time, an old voice was heard coming from the side:

"Stop messing around! If you are smarter than Chief Achao, then you should be the chief now!

Why does Chief Achao know so much, yet allows everyone to form a family, and yet also allows everyone to add a surname in front of their name?

This is because he has inherited the spirit of flesh and blood. With him here, our tribe will definitely become prosperous and powerful!

So don’t ask so many whys, just do as Chief Achao asks! "

Jia Chao didn't even need to raise his head to know that the person speaking was the old magician Nian Shi. He was very skilled in using superstition to persuade his tribe.

After listening to his words, everyone seemed to be suddenly enlightened, and no one dared to come forward to ask questions.

Nushi waved his hand again, telling everyone to disperse quickly, and then came to Jia Chao.

"Achao, come with me, I have something to discuss with you!"

After saying this, he turned around and walked out of the cafeteria without waiting for Jia Chao to react.