According to Teacher Sun’s records, I finally found a bungalow in the eastern suburbs of the city and sealed the doors and windows facing east and south! Open a single door on the west side. The door is higher on the left and lower on the right, with a difference of 3 inches. The difference between the upper and lower doors is 2 inches in width. In the center of the room, insert an incense stick every 3 steps, for a total of 3 sticks. Put an incense stick on each side. There was only an old bed in the house with its head facing west. The head of the bed is wide and the bed is narrow, with a distance of one cubit.
After I'm ready, I dig a hole 3 feet 2 inches deep next to my bed. When I'm ready, I can lie down in the hole and witness the miracle when the time comes.
I did the math according to what my notes said, and it turns out that March 20th of the lunar calendar is tomorrow, which happens to be the best day for cloudy weather to turn! I prepare a lot for this moment! It shouldn't be said that there is a huge amount of paper money, but also gold and silver.
On the second day, when I looked at the third watch on my watch, I drew a talisman on my note, wrote down my eight characters, and then burned the Wugen water. I hesitated and couldn’t find the Wugen water. You can only use distilled water made by yourself instead. It's the same thing anyway.
After drinking the talisman water, I touched my eyes with cow tears and touched my eyebrows. Then I took out a cow skull and covered my face. Just lying in the pit.
I didn't feel anything other than the nauseating smell of cow skulls while I was lying there. Suddenly I felt someone filming me. When I opened my eyes, I saw a middle-aged man in Republican attire filming me. Before I could react, He pulled me up from the pit.
Then suddenly the sound of a broken gong rang, and two little ghosts floated out from the doorway holding two flags. The left side said Soul Binding, the right side said Get Ghost, a rickety ghost came out from behind, and four people came out from behind. A man in the style of an ancient police officer, with a green complexion. Two held shackles, two held chains. The middle-aged ghost looked at me carefully. The rickety man stared at me fiercely, and whispered in a Chinese tunic suit that I am the soul-destroying envoy of the Underworld, Zheng Xiangyu, and this is my subordinate Yang Dawei. I wonder which cave in that famous mountain is there, and which immortal is enshrined?
Yang Dawei? Looking at that rickety figure, how can it be worthy of being so big and majestic? . . I was not in the mood to chat at the moment, so I nervously said hello. .
Zheng Xiangyu glanced at me contemptuously and said, I thought he was a saint, but he turned out to be a wild little bastard who refused to kneel down when he saw this messenger. After saying this, the four servants shouted and knelt down. This sound seemed to shake the soul. As soon as my legs softened, I knelt down, and then the iron chain was locked around my neck, and I was pulled hard. I felt like the world was spinning, my body was twisted into a line, and I entered a strange place, surrounded by ruins. , I was sitting on a boat with a group of people from Hell. One of the two little guys was holding a lamp at the bow and the other was rowing at the stern. I looked around nervously and carefully. It was all blood red. I couldn’t hear the sound of water while the boat was moving. I looked into the water. , the ship was not sailing in the water. . . This water was composed of the blood of countless human heads. I was shocked. The heads in the water stared at me like carps waiting to be fed. The kid on the bow looked back at Zheng Xiangyu and said, Mr. Zheng, why do you have to take this route? . Time-consuming. And the point is. . .
The middle-aged ghost waved his hand to signal the boat to stop, and then said with a smile, "Look, our boat can't hold so many people. According to the rules, you will be dragged at the stern of the boat to be bitten by the evil spirits!" However, I can't bear it, it's so difficult to handle.
At this moment, instead of being afraid, I was filled with immense curiosity. But it's strange. All the fear and timidity that I had in my heart before were gone now, and I felt surprisingly calm. Looking at the thieving middle-aged man, I said with some confusion, I had saved a lot of money before. .
Zheng Xiangyu said with a smile, you don't know something, there are special ghosts who are responsible for collecting all the money, and we won't get a cent from it.
I understood as soon as he finished speaking. Fortunately, I was prepared. Lifting up my clothes, I found inside the paper gold and silver ingots that I had wrapped around my body in an emergency! I wondered, is this possible?
Zheng Xiangyu was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. He laughed and said, "You look like a smart person at first sight." After saying that, he took some directly from me.
The boat was moving extremely slowly, and those heads carried all the pain in the world, their faces covered with blood. Looking at the river, I thought to myself that it was so wide and surrounded by black mist, and so long that I didn’t know how many people would be needed to fill the river to achieve such a situation. Zheng Xiangyu said to me in a jealous manner. Don't fall. Otherwise you are good friends with them. My expression remained unchanged, but I was secretly thinking about how to deal with the next unknown.
After finally admiring the Rentou River, the boat stopped at a simple pier. There were a row of soldiers on both sides. They were obviously dressed as ancient people, but they couldn't tell which dynasty and which generation. As soon as they landed, they saw two unarmored ghost soldiers, holding hands. The two mourning sticks walked towards the broken ship. I looked back and saw that the bottom of the ship was covered with a layer of human heads at some point. Their eyes were full of unwillingness and anger, and they were biting the hull of the ship with their mouths.
The two rows of soldiers stepped forward and smashed the heads like melons with mourning sticks like pumpkins. The other heads rushed to eat the scraps. Zheng Xiangyu said coldly, "It's really annoying." That's it, he still has such a big obsession. After saying that, he hid far away like the plague. Yang Dawei tightened the iron chain and urged, hurry up and leave. I can see from his behavior that Yang Dawei is clearly afraid of this river.
The group of people walked on a narrow path, with a forest of bones on both sides, arm bones and legs as trunks, ribs as grass, and other bones as branches and leaves. It was like a forest of bones, with maggots eating the bones. It makes me sick to watch. After leaving the Forest of Bones, they were greeted by a tall city wall made of unknown materials. Zheng Xiangyu led a group of people along the city wall to the outside of the city gate. At a side gate next to the city gate, Zheng Xiangyu and the gatekeeper looked at He looked at what he said and pointed at me. After a while, the group entered the city through the small gate and walked south along the base of the city wall. He walked and stopped, as if he was avoiding something. Finally, after going around and around, the group stopped at the back door of a large house. Zheng Xiangyu knocked on the door softly and respectfully. After a while, the door opened, and an old man with a long nose stuck his head out and glanced at me and Zheng Xiangyu. The door closed again. After a while, a small door next to it opened, and the old man signaled that a group of us should go in through the small door. The door we entered was truly a unique place. The old man led them around and around into a government-style house. There were two rows of soldiers standing in the room, dressed in gorgeous clothes, boasting a toy-like knife at their waist. The old man glanced at me and spoke a language he had never heard before. A soldier nodded, drew his knife and cut off the chains on my body.
The old man then said to Zheng Xiangyu in words I could understand, "Go down." Zheng Xiangyu bowed three times and kowtowed nine times before leaving. When I turned around, the ghost officer was gone.
I felt secretly confused. The sergeants on both sides stared at me, which made me feel panicked and uncomfortable. Thinking about it secretly. Suddenly a gong sounded. The sergeants on both sides shouted "Kill". With a scream. I knelt down unnaturally.
Someone was kneeling down in the hall, and a sound like a rolling iron barrel came from above. I knelt and shivered, not daring to raise my head, and said for a long time, Xiaomin Zhou Kun. . Just after I finished speaking, there was another roaring voice. If I want you to answer, please speak quickly. Such indolence and contempt for this court, slap your mouth. Before I could react, a sergeant next to me struck my mouth with the blade of a knife. When I took the shot, I felt like my mouth was spinning with a soldering iron. How could a piece of junk like plastic hurt so much?
Suddenly the ghost official in the hall yelled, Zhou Kun! You have suffered for three lives, and in this life you are a human being. But you went against heaven, peeped at the way of heaven, went against the grain, dug graves, betrayed your masters for glory, deceived your masters and destroyed your ancestors. Now, you will be an animal for ten lives and be thrown into reincarnation. If your entire family is guilty of misbehavior and lax discipline, ten years of your life span will be immediately deducted, and you will all be cast into the realm of animals after your death.
Now I feel how insignificant I am. Too small. He was reduced to ashes in a matter of minutes. It’s true that people are fighting for their own benefit. At this moment, I didn't dare to move at all, just waiting for my fate. My soul seemed to be frozen. I had no thoughts and just wanted to go to reincarnation as soon as possible.
Suddenly the high official in the hall said to the ghosts, "Get back." After saying this, the sergeant and other ghosts all retreated. I am the only one in the main hall. a long time. The voice rises again, you are peeping at the way of heaven, acting against heaven, violating the rules of heaven, and trying to get involved in the way of heaven. Do you know your sin? These questions came out through that voice. It's like a direct blow to the soul. It made me feel that I was a heinous person and deserved death. It was a pain that came from the bottom of my heart. Just when I was about to say the word "guilt", a gust of breeze suddenly blew by, and the sound of leaves rustling made me wake up immediately. What kind of trick was used to make me unable to think. This is more powerful than being beaten into a move. But I don’t know what’s going on with the rustling sound of the leaves, so I quickly quibbled, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I don’t know anything, but you are so good at telling stories.
Be bold! An dare to quibble!
I really don’t know, I’m just a loser. .
Okay, come on, press away. .
The words are not finished yet.
Just listen to a cry. . .
Outside the temple came two rows of little ghosts carrying various flags. The last one was carrying a big banner with the word "Bao" written on it. The two rows of soldiers in the middle and back were dressed in different styles from the soldiers in the previous hall, so they looked very familiar. Then there were four soldiers, all dressed in gorgeous official uniforms, carrying gorgeous swords at their waists.
The leader was wearing a black python robe and black sand on his head, and his voice sounded as heartless and tasteless as a robot. Heishe, you went beyond my underworld customization and took people here directly. Without the final review of the third division, you wanted people to go straight into reincarnation. Don't you take the other Nine Halls Heavenly Lords into consideration? Even your master, the Chakravartin King, doesn't have such great power. Simply outrageous.
I looked at this savior carefully. He looked like Bao Heizi in the TV series. I thought to myself, why did Bao Heizi become an official in the underworld? .
As soon as Bao Heizi finished speaking, the Heisha turned into a burst of black energy and dissipated. Bao Heizi looked at me and said, I came here to return a favor. Now take you to meet someone. Don't be afraid.
After saying that, I rolled up my hands and was rolled into Bao Heizi's sleeves. I could only hear the dark wind blowing outside, and the wailing and screaming continued for a while. I was let out again. . The scene here made me paralyzed with fear.
The ghosts were chained one by one, lined up one after the other, in an endless line, with ugly evil ghosts on both sides whipping and urging them. . I couldn't see where they were going when I looked up, because it was too far away and there was smoke. These fools moved forward slowly, one by one, howlers. Countless ghosts made miserable wailing sounds. It was so scary. .
Bao Heizi didn’t bring me here to visit. With a glance, four soldiers on both sides escorted me into a small house with a dilapidated door. After entering the room, one of the soldiers said, "My king said that he could only hold half of the incense stick."
good. . An extremely old voice said.
When I saw it, I felt strange. . Who is this? I saw the man wave his hand, and there was a book and a bag in front of me. The man said again, kneel down. Let alone kneel down at this moment, my courage has long been frightened, and I can do anything. . After I knelt down and kowtowed three times as the man asked, the man said to me, "It's me!"
I saw it was Teacher Sun!
Teacher Sun stopped me and told me not to move. Then, he opened the bag and there was a letter inside. He said that if you follow the instructions in the letter, you will now officially be my disciple. I'll do my best to help you. After saying that, I heard a commotion outside. Two soldiers came in and stuffed things into my clothes. They whispered, after you go back, you must remember to burn 2 pounds, 3 taels and 4 yuan of paper money in the middle of the night. It must be yellow paper, not the colorful ones. All of them are waste paper! Write your name, birthday and horoscope! After saying that, he picked me up like a little chicken and pulled me out.
Bao Heizi in the distance suddenly frowned. Zhang Long Zhao Hu. The end will be here. The police sent him back quickly, but before he could finish speaking, I felt an illusion in my body, as if I was being pulled into a whirlpool!
I don’t know how long it took, but I suddenly felt wet and irritated all over. It stinks to death. When I looked up, I saw a big fox licking me non-stop. . I'll be really hungry right now. . An inexplicable reaction drove me to drink the big fox's milk. Just when I couldn't help but open my mouth, two underworld soldiers grabbed me. He took me to the shabby bungalow and shouted at my body, "Go back." . . a long time. I opened my eyes. . I just felt a surge of anger coming from the depths of my soul. . In the nursery of the city zoo, a newborn fox cub died without even taking a bite of milk. The veterinarian was very surprised that it was so healthy that it died. .
The two soldiers returned to Hades. Return to Bao Heizi. Bao Heizi listened to the two people's stories. He sneered, "I want to save face for the people under my command, but I don't even look at who I am!"
