I hurriedly woke them both up and told them that I heard the sound of a helicopter. The vice-captain cursed: "What the hell, even a fish is here to eat. Let's open the mask and eat the fish. We won't leave it to them."
So the three of us sat on the floor eating grilled fish and waiting for each other. After a while, more than a dozen planes arrived from the other side. After arriving near the monument, they all hovered, and their personnel began to land one after another. After a while, the plane left, and a man with a higher military rank among them came over and said in foreign language: "Ah, my dear friends, are you having a picnic? The smell makes me salivate." The three of us There was a surprisingly tacit understanding, and they all pretended to look at that person with puzzled expressions. The other party shook his head, called for a translator, and said: "We are here to join you to fight against terrorism together. From now on we will be allies." The vice-captain pretended to suddenly realize, and said: "Ah, I finally waited for you. Didn't I say you came with five hundred people, why only a hundred?" "That's because we are the vanguard, the special forces. A large number of Marines will come later." "So that's the case, then we can rest assured. We are worried about insufficient manpower and insufficient firepower. Do you have any battle plan?" "Oh, my friends, don't worry about the battle plan. Let me first introduce the personnel of other allies. This is from... (omitted below) 1,000 words)”.
The vice-captain smiled and kept repeating: "Nice to meet you, where did you die, a local lost loach?" The introduction was completed. The other party started complaining that our monument was not good-looking, the material was not up to par, and our armor looked like that worn by ancient cavalry. Suddenly, the other party suddenly said: "I have heard for a long time that the Kung Fu of the Song Dynasty was great. I have always wanted to learn from it. I wonder if you can compete with me today. If you think it is unfair to fight one by one, you can join us together." The translation is waiting for translation. , I took over the words: "I just happened to be full and have enough strength to stretch my muscles and bones. Do you want to eat some grilled fish before you start? It's better to lose and say that you haven't eaten enough." The vice-captain grabbed me and said, "Are you coming? Yes. Are you sure?" "No." "Then you are trying to show off, let me do it." "I can't be humble, see how I can fool him." The mountain team member also looked at me thoughtfully, saying meaningfully Smiled a little. I also responded with a raised eyebrow, which I learned from the locksmith.
After the translator finished listening to what I said to the other party, the other party immediately took off his shirt, revealing countless strong muscles and dark chest hair. It looked disgusting. Unexpectedly, the other party also said: "Everyone is a witness. We are discussing normally at this time. No one is allowed to help. The medical soldiers have prepared the first aid kit and three stretchers."
I also took off my armor and put down my backpack. After thinking about it for a while, I still didn't take off my undershirt. The mountain team member joked: "Big and small Hong, if you are not sure, let me fight for you. Although your arm has some muscles, it is still 93 billion light years behind us." I replied: " Keep a low profile, I know that your IQ is higher than 130, your strength is stronger than a tiger, and your agility is better than a giant fox cat. This time I will let you see my special skills." After saying that, I walked into the circle formed by everyone. I could hear that many people were mocking me, some thought I was definitely finished, and a few wanted to see if I could fight like Bruce Lee. Hearing this, I suddenly wanted to tease them, so I suddenly shouted: "Ah!" The foreigners were shocked and exclaimed: "Oh!"
The other party smiled contemptuously and began to attack. The opponent's straight punch speed is only about 0.13 seconds, and it seems to be extremely powerful, at least 600 to 700 kilograms per punch. I secretly thought to myself, this guy may not have been a professional boxer before, but his leg skills are also very superb and very flexible. Most people really can't beat him. Unfortunately, in front of me, a person whose body has mutated, his movements are completely like slow motion, frame by frame. In other words, I can predict and dodge in advance before he takes action. The evasion rate is as high as 100%. With audiences from many countries watching live and with satellite live broadcast, we "fighted" for nearly three minutes. During this period, I didn't throw a punch or kick, and I dodged the whole time. Until the opponent is so tired that it takes a second to punch, and his breathing starts to become chaotic. I'm still hanging around him. The vice-captain and the mountain team member kept laughing, but I could see that their weapon safety was turned off, probably because they were afraid that the other party would suddenly fall out. At this time, the vice-captain said to me: "I'm almost asleep. When are you going to fight back? Or are you very talented and can only hide?" I stepped aside and asked in Chinese: "Do we want to play midfield?" Rest?" The other party seemed very angry and unwilling. Said: "Let's try weapons, how about bayonet versus bayonet?" I smiled: "Soldier, our weapons are used to protect our home and country, not to fight with others. We are here We are not here to kill. We are open, tolerant, and love peace. No matter who of us lives or dies today, does it make sense? We are just serving as cannon fodder for a few people who seek power for personal gain. For those who have passed away, their misfortune should be borne by us. Are you responsible? We should let a few initiators take responsibility." The other party's expression changed slightly and he said: "I'm sorry for not respecting you before. I can't control the life or death of the rest of you, but as long as we are here, no one can hurt you. You three." I smiled: "Then let's go find some poppies or something and destroy them." The other party laughed: "Brothers, just treat us as if we are on vacation this time, their grilled fish It’s very fragrant, let’s go grab some game to try.”
Seeing the group of people hunting and catching fish with great interest, the three of us discussed whether to toss with them until the end, or to leave early and join the captain. After discussing for a while, the deputy captain and the mountain team member believed that the captain and the other five team members were fully capable of fighting a long-term guerrilla war. Together with this group of people, we could also observe some abnormal situations. I thought about it, and it’s not a big problem. Anyway, we just need to stay vigilant at all times.
Later we walked along the river casually, since plants and people need water anyway. When I have nothing to do, I catch fish, snakes and other things. It was like this, everyone lived together peacefully for three days. Everyone seemed to be relieved. I didn't wear armor, just to save power. When everyone is free, they perform dances from their hometowns, sing songs from their hometowns, and perform boxing, kicking, and wrestling. There was also a lot of competition on fighting skills, so everyone was busy. The mountain team member watched with great enthusiasm and even performed a thumb stand for everyone. The foreigners who originally thought of me as Frankenstein were all dumbfounded and expressed that they would have the opportunity to come to the Song Dynasty for exchange and study. The vice-captain smiled and expressed in fluent foreign language that the Song Dynasty is open and tolerant and loves peace, and welcomes all capable people with common ideals to come and communicate. But I felt uneasy because my well-developed hearing allowed me to hear the faint sound of gunfire in the distance from time to time.
In the evening, the person I was competing with suddenly came over to chat with me and brought me a can of foreign beer. I took a sip, but it didn’t taste that good. It wasn’t as good as my Green Island beer from Da Song. The other party invited me to chat alone and take a walk. I took the beer and left the camp with him, went to the river alone, and asked him if he had anything to say alone. The other party hesitated for a while and said: "It would be great if human beings had no national borders." I touched him with a beer and said in foreign language: "If you have something to say, just say it. You have to face what you have to face." ." The other party sighed, took a sip of beer, and said: "The above is going to give us the details of our garrison and deployment. I'm afraid there will be other forces coming to attack you, most likely mercenaries, if they use heavy weapons. , and may even affect soldiers in other places. Although we have different beliefs and different positions, I am neither a murderer nor a war machine. I grew up reading superhero comics when I was a child. My dream is to maintain world peace. Over the years, I have killed many cruel and inhumane evil humans, but I think they deserved their punishment and I was doing the right thing." At this point, he took another sip of beer and continued. Said: "When I received the mission, I was originally wondering why I would be your enemy in this place, but as a soldier, I just obey orders. The duel with you that day was planned before I came here. I planned to let You are disgraced and retreat in despair. In this way, my mission has been completed and I will not provoke conflicts between our two countries. After all, I don’t want to be a thug for a few people who seek power for personal gain. But the actual situation is completely beyond the pale. I imagine that you only have three people left, and we also have people who are not under my command. In the duel with you, I can feel that you are not a killing machine. When you go back, you can leave and withdraw, your Is the task not completed yet? If I stay, I won't be able to control the situation." I smiled: "Thank you for reminding me, we will leave here right away, but how should you explain it?" The other party smiled. : "The feet are growing on you. You noticed the abnormality and ran away. I tried to chase you, but it was too difficult to track in the forest, so I couldn't find you." I smiled and said to him: "You saved us, you are a kind person. Man, Jesus will be with you." The other party also smiled: "Actually, I also saved the people who were about to attack you. When I saw your armor for the first time, I understood why you dared to just There are three people left. I grew up reading superhero comics. When you see this kind of armor that looks like the anti-Iron Blood armor, don’t you think it’s worth it?” I raised my beer and started having sex with him. Then I said: "I hope you will have the opportunity to come to the Song Dynasty for exchange and study. At that time, I will demonstrate the power of this armor, the unofficial kind." The other party held my hand tightly and said: "I don't hope that one day , we will meet on the battlefield, but as friends." I suddenly remembered something and asked: "I forgot to ask you for your name." "The number of our names is very small, and the repetition rate is too high. Just give yourself a new name --- Sima Danghuo Mayi." I was stunned for a second, then smiled: "Then I will also give myself a new name --- Risponsbilite."
