So big...
Buzz Jelly looked at the world map, his little eyes twinkling. The empire's territories were painted gold because it was the best color, and the rest was silver because they weren't rich enough.
The empire is so small, but it shines with truth. One day, Prydan will belong to the Empire.
One day, the whole world will become an empire!
Bath Jelly can't wait to invade the others, especially Gadmani. Excalidad would be proud to see a slimy man jump over their castle in triumph!
Its curiosity satisfied, it jumped down from the map table and joined the other minions in the war tent. They are kobold rangers, the war heroes of the Empire; they are so huge compared to the tiny slimes, though not as big as dragons!
Together they form an elite squadron, led by Princess Jolie D.
ago
)command. Their legions would soon rejoin the main army and conquer the castle of the evil fairy Mel Odius.
But today, they were chosen for a special mission.
A cloaked undead entered the tent and the servants lined up before their superior officer. Jules Rapace is the ghoul commander who oversees their forces, serving as the Imperial Princess's personal aide-de-camp and substitute chief of staff. Ghoul General.
"Thank you for coming," the ghoul said to the gathered servants. "You are the best minions we have on hand, and this is a sensitive mission."
"Commander, what's wrong with you?" asked Red Ranger, the most experienced of the group.
"This is a rescue mission, but I'm not going to lie," the ghoul replied, placing a few paintings on the table, "the odds are against us."
The Minion looked at the table and the animated picture on it. Buzz Jelly immediately recognized the slime companions in one of the paintings, who were born into the same [slime rain]. "Obscene! Pink molester!"
"It's called 'Private Affair.'" Jules the Ghoul nodded and showed everyone a picture of pink slime and a dodo bird watching the sunset. "Private Harrier is the sire and dam of hundreds and is one of our best breeders, with Dalto
A dodo harem on ia has a committed relationship. However, it answered V&V's draft without hesitation and left its family to protect its home from the invasion of fairies. "
"So cute..." said Pink Ranger, since she was the same color as Slime.
The ghoul showed them a picture of Harassment, with its cheeks painted green and a bandana wrapped around its tiny head. Another photo shows Slime aboard a Sword Rocket; Buzz Jelly is still bitter about not getting his pilot certification during the invasion.
"During Operation Stockpile Landing, Private Harassment was launched behind enemy lines by a midget rocket called the Rambo Warrior," explained the Ghoul. "Its mission is to commit savage acts of destruction and terrorize former war beasts through breeding war. We believe that as Dalto
Veterans of the ia campaign, private molesters can operate without supervision and rejoin the main force. We were wrong. "
The ghoul showed them a new painting, this time of a group of wounded elf hounds, broken and defeated. It looked like a tornado had passed through the campground. "We have lost track of Private Harassment in a warbeast lair to our east, where it single-handedly incapacitated a fighting force of thirty men and sowed their offspring."
"What's his level?" Red Ranger asked, impressed by the carnage.
"He was in his last 30 years and was taking mainly strength and agility classes, but he received his Crest badge before he got on the rocket," explains Coroner. "War is a quick source of experience, and he might get to level 40 and get a career focused on riding."
"Forty." Bass Jelly repeated, having surpassed this level not long ago. Although it would have loved to have gained more [Astronaut] levels, it had to choose [Artillery]. During the invasion, so many guns were pointed at Buzz that the slime had to spit out bullets for hours after the invasion.
Jules the Ghoul showed them a dot on a map, then a drawing of an orc in silly armor. "We believe Private Harassment has been cornered and, if not captured, trapped in the Eastern Region. Unfortunately, according to our vampire intel, this region is under the control of Frank, who is a small (timer) and Sabra’s (pastor).”
"He stole the princess!" Pink Ranger roared.
"Now he's stolen our slime," Blue Ranger said seriously.
"Your Majesty requires that no servants be left behind," said the ghoul. "As his commander, it is my duty to rescue the obscene; nothing can force you to follow. I warn you that this is most likely a suicide operation. Princess Julie is awaiting reunion with His Majesty the King, so we have no reinforcements."
"We kobold rangers will die for our country." Red Ranger nodded. "Half of us did."
"Good, because death is only a step in the right direction," said the Coroner, his immortal eyes scanning each follower in turn. "Are you willing to help me return the private molestation to his family?"
"Yes, sir!" said all the Rangers in unison.
"Empire!" Buzz Jelly swore. "Go home obscenely!"
The Minions and the Rangers' pet dinosaur walk through the forest together until nightfall, when they stop in the shade of a tree to rest around a campfire. The ghoul Jules retreats into the darkness to pray to his goddess Camilla for success, while the kobold ranger roasts a cat.
"Would you like a cockroach with your cat?" Chef Yellow Ranger handed Buzz Jelly.
The muck shakes its little head as it feeds only on the dashed hopes of the Empire's enemies. The yellow trooper shrugged and held out a leg to the pink trooper. The poet drew back in disgust. "I don't eat squeaky," complained the poet. "I'd rather starve to death!"
"Oh, come on, it's like the third time we eat your cat," the chef protested. "If you keep skipping meals, you'll become thin and weak."
"Do you want to be in the Sixth Ranger situation again?" Blue Ranger asked the bard.
"We're not talking about a sixth ranger," Black Ranger replied, glaring at his teammates. "There was never a sixth ranger."
"Six?" Buzz Jelly asked, and all the reptiles looked away in shame. So mysterious! "But you five!"
"This is..." Red Ranger shook his head, his breathing quickened and his face turned pale. "It's a horrific story."
"It's not our fault." Black Ranger shook his head, seeming to be immersed in memories. "That's war!"
"He's silver," Pink Ranger said. "He's cute, but..."
"He's annoying," the blue trooper interjected. "You could say he's dead."
"His name is Sc
appy,” Red Ra
ge
Tell Buzz Jelly. "In El Dorado, Lady Julie trusted us to protect the Princess Wildlife Sanctuary, but the knights kept coming. So we recruited a new kobold to help us scout. I thought his attitude and skin color were perfect."
"We told him he should change the Minion's name to Little Silver to match the team's theme, but he refused!" yelled the Yellow Cavalry, shaking all over. "He's insufferable! Obnoxious! Always trying to steal the spotlight!"
"That was an accident!" Meanwhile, Black Ranger is still lost in his flashbacks. "I didn't mean that...I didn't mean that!"
"Once, an evil human attendant trapped us in a cave and sealed the exit with a huge stone so that he could abscond with a princess." The red ranger said, his eyes looking at the roasted cat. "We can't get out."
"We stayed in the cave for days, trying to dig a way out," Blue Ranger continued. "Pink had to sing us some terrible songs to make sure we didn't pass out from exhaustion. But Sc
appy…Sc
appy didn't help, he just complained!"
"You know the food chain," Red Ranger asked Buzz Jelly, and he nodded reverently. "We made a list. They would sacrifice themselves first for the Emperor's benefit. We never thought we would use it, but... we were starving. We all looked at Scorpius and he knew."
"As an undead, I don't need to eat him to survive," Blue Ranger admitted. "But I hate him. I hate him."
"I've always wondered what I tasted like, but I was too afraid to try. He tastes like veal." Yellow Ranger stared deeply into Jelly Buzz's eyes, his gaze filled with fear. “We taste like veal! Like cow!”
"He's cute," Pink Ranger said with tears in her eyes. "But he couldn't run fast enough."
"That's war," Black Ranger kept repeating. "That's war!"
"When Lord Grandrac dug us up a few days later, there was nothing left to feed Spippy." "Not even the bones."
…
"All?" Buzz Jelly asked, expecting something more impressive. This is Mu
mu
i
Part of the lesson, no pun intended; chocolate tells slime a lot of these stories. "Is the princess saved?"
"Oh?" Red Ranger nodded. "Oh, yes, yes she is. Lord Grandric trapped the Squire with a fake legendary sword stuck in a stone. They just can't resist these."
"Do you like Excalidad?" Basjie asked, immediately fascinated by the story.
"It's a little different," Red Ranger explained. "Imagine a mousetrap, but with a sword instead of cheese. The squire wants to pull it out, and then—"
The sound of something being poured around the campfire interrupted the discussion.
"Living gentleman, dead gentleman." The ghoul said, throwing a paralyzed, fair-skinned humanoid robot into the midst of the servants. "Look who I found spying on us."
"I won't speak!" cried the captive doppelgänger, who was kneeling on the grass, bound by a tight rope.
"We know you know the location of the elven resistance base," the ghoul said to the expressionless prisoner. "We have a way to get you to talk."
"I won't! Whatever you do to me, Frank will do it twice as much!"
"Tickle him," ordered the Red Ranger, as the Blue and Black Rangers waved dodo feathers. They tickled the doppelganger's feet viciously, trying to break his will.
But 30 minutes passed and the humanoid robot didn’t smile once!
"Moon!" Buzz Jelly shows his doppelganger a drawing it has scribbled with its mouth and crayon, trying to interrogate the country's enemies with glue. "moon!"
"What is this, a leaden landscape?" the shape-shifter shrugged. Seeing the moon had no effect on him.
"Damn, he's trained in interrogation techniques." Red Ranger shook his head. "We had no choice. Pink, brought out the banjo."
"Are you sure?" Black Ranger asked his captain, a little scared. "He may not survive!"
"I will take full responsibility," the ghoul said. "And if he's electrocuted, we can resurrect him as an undead. Pink Ranger, make him talk."
"What songs shall I play?" asked the bard, raising his banjo threateningly toward the fairy's slave.
"'Requiem for the Lich,' 'The Passion of the Maggot,' 'Vinquerio et Vittoria.' If he didn't speak afterward, he never would."
Pink Ranger cleared her throat while her companions shielded their ears with their hands. Buzz Jelly doesn't have any because it has no arms.
Slime listened as the bard began to sing a trio: complex music, complex lyrics that Buzz Jelly was too young to understand. Unfamiliar with mammalian and reptile biology, Slime did not capture most of the references.
They sound disgusting though.
Charisma check successful! [Madness], [Horror] and [Vomiting] negated! Ignorance is bliss!
Even as the song shrouds the world in gloomy darkness, the doppelganger remains stubbornly defiant, silent as a tomb. Pink Ranger ends her performance without any victims.
This is the first time in her music history.
"He can resist Pi
k’s song, “Blue Ra
ge
remarked, surprised at the slave's mental resistance. "What a strong will."
"I believe he just lost his hearing," the ghoul pointed out. "That's the problem with shapeshifters..."
Buzz Jelly thought for a while and found a solution: use one of its least commonly used types of perks. "The terrible probe!"
A rift in space opened, and an egg-shaped alien machine floated in. The creature reminds Buzz Jelly of a squid, with metallic tentacles swirling around its underbelly; each appendage eventually becomes a blade or sharp claw. A glass eye blinked in the center of the building, scanning the group.
You have summoned a formidable probe that will obey your commands but serve as a beacon to the great old ones!
"Enter lower creature communication mode." The detector's voice turned into a cheerful recording. “Subtle condescension: Good morning, Carbon Life! We come in peace!”
"Can you make this doppelganger talk?" Red Ranger asked, surprised by the creature's strange appearance.
Joy: Detector position detection. Insert the probe through the opening. The egg of the machine opened a metal arm, and a sharp object appeared at the end. It tried to shove it into the doppelganger's face, but to no avail. Disappointment: The primary was rejected. Enthusiasm: Second opening detected, please take a seat. "
"Hey, what are you-" The probe's tentacles pushed the doppelganger to his chest, exposing his ass.
"Barely restrained sadism: Position Assumption," [Eldridge Probe] buzzed, aiming his strange machine at the useless void between the doppelganger's legs. "Unbridled Sadism: Prepare for Penetration."
"Wait, wait, stop!" the doppelganger panicked. "I'm a prisoner and I have rights!"
"Commander, have we signed a prisoner of war convention?" Xiaohong asked, obviously upset by the interrogation process. Apparently, he doesn't understand that rebels have no rights!
"Yes, but we don't respect it," the ghoul replied nonchalantly. If anything, he seemed curious about what would happen next.
"Cruel Joy: Start strong penetration."
"No, wait, I'll tell you!" the doppelganger pleaded before the agent touched him. "I'll tell you everything!"
"Stop!" Buzz Jelly ordered, and the machine interrupted its detection process.
"Frustration: Program abort?" the detector changed its tune, dangling sharp objects around like candy. “Blatant lies don’t hurt anyone at all.”
"Frank has this slime trapped in an ancient temple!" After the last comment, the doppelgänger shouted even louder: "The problem is, this slime has taken up a sniper's position, and there's a stolen one. There's no way we can get close without getting hit; it's going to have babies with them when we send out the call to scout! Knowing what I know about Frank, he'll probably be laying on this place soon!"
"Then there's no time to waste," Red Ranger said, showing the elf slave a rough map of the area. "Where is that temple?"
When the doppelgänger told them everything, the probe flinched, clearly disappointed. Buzz Jelly decided to cheer it up. "The war is about to begin!" said the slime. "need help!"
"Hope: Killing inferior creatures is the joy of my life. Politically correct apology: I do not believe that carbon life forms are inherently inferior. Some of my best friends are carbon-based animals."
"Thanks for your help, Mr. Jelly," the ghoul thanked Slime, and the Rangers continued the interrogation, leaving Slime to swoon with pride. "Tell me, why did you join the V Army?"
"My patriot!" Buzz Jelly shouted with nationalism. “The best in the Empire!”
"You're such a scumbag," Julius replied. "Indeed, the V&V Empire is the most progressive country in the world. It makes me dare to dream again. In Vai
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The Paladins of e are spreading their negative conspiracies. "
"Conspiracy?" Buzz Jelly asked. This sounds serious!
"They are trying to slander the undead revolution by releasing massive amounts of negative energy into the atmosphere," the ghoul explained. "They say it's us undead that have a negative impact on the environment because we threaten their monopoly on the essence of life."
"The essence of life?"
"Paladins can only heal living creatures; instead, they harm the undead. Now, while most people and adventurers are still alive, this makes them incredibly valuable. But what if not all of them die? You Have you thought about this?"
Buzz Jelly shook its little head. That sounds complicated, and Jelly is a soldier, not a thinker. Maybe this has something to do with the "elf-capital-bourgeois-conspiracy" that the dwarves have been complaining about.
"It was [Paladin] who did it," the ghoul said. "Lady Camilla saw it too. Do as she did; when the Paladins offer you their life essence, refuse them. Say 'no'."
"No Paladin." Bass Jelly nodded. "Undead yes."
Like a good soldier, the ghoul patted the slime off his head.
Servants hid behind trees and bushes, observing the enemy camp.
Needing to remain stealthy, the Imperial soldiers left the Dino-Sword behind, and the Necromancer Jules protected them with an illusion spell. After abandoning their doppelgangers, they sneaked through the forest and arrived at the outskirts of an ancient stone temple built in the middle of a clearing.
Private Harassment erected a barricade in front of the building, made of trees and the carcasses of former war beasts. A group of two dozen orcs surrounded the area, heavily armed and bearing the symbol of Sabra, the Worm God.
"That's Frank's Ark." Red Ranger pointed at the leader of the orcs, a tall humanoid wearing heavy armor. He's big and scary, like all rebel scum. "We can take him."
"We must do this." The ghoul replied as he watched the soldiers in the camp lose their temper. "They were clearly going to attack."
Follow Buzz Jelly's [Eldridge Probe] to cheer them up. "Passive-aggressive: You are great people and it would be a shame if one of you died."
Meanwhile, the orcs were losing patience, and Frank the Anark pushed one of his followers forward. The weak enemy servant cleared his throat, and the private soldier teased and peeked from the barricade.
"Give up, fool!" the orc servant shouted towards the temple. "You have been surrounded!"
"Never give up!" Molesty jumped over the barricade and fired a shot at the army, which was somehow holding a rifle even though it had no hands. The orc servants were forced to seek cover. "Do it first!" Do it first!"
The orcs fired back with arrows, and the harassers took cover behind the barricades.
"Why are you always delayed by slime?" Frank scolded his subordinates. “We have to board the Crom Cruche within six hours or we’ll all be stuck back! Do you want to miss the fireworks from the VIP seats?!”
"I-I don't know, sir!"
"Well, I won't!" the leader roared and disappeared into a large tent. "Fuck it, I'm going to take the gas tank out!"
Buzz Jelly has no idea what a tank is, but it sounds awesome.
"This is bad," Ranger Red said, turning to Jules the Ghoul. "What do we do, Commander?" There's no way we can do this without casualties. "
"Buzz Jerry, you go rescue and evacuate the private nuisance," the ghoul ordered, then turned to the rangers. "Bring the dinosaurs; I'll distract them in the meantime. Whatever happens."
"Save Molesty!" Buzz Jelly jumped out of cover. "[SpaceZ]!"
His Pe
k is activated, the slime accelerates and turns into an unstoppable cannonball. Before the orcs could react to the new arrivals, Buzz Jelly flew through their midst at the speed of a bullet, tearing a humanoid to a bloody pulp and making it through the barricade. He fell behind and drilled a small hole in the shield.
"Jelly!" Private Harassment delighted friends who saw it. The Pink Harrier spits out a strange, fiery stick from its tiny mouth and holds the rifle at its side. "Come!"
"Friend! (Astronaut) looked at the cane and replied happily. "What is this?"
"Last cigarette." Molesty replied sadly, blowing smoke from its little mouth. "Low HP. No."
"Family awaits!" Buzz Jelly tries to encourage its slime companion. "Fight for them! Fight with you!"
"None of your business!" Harassment protested, preparing to make a final stand for his country. "Delay you! Save the jelly!"
"No! Your friend!"
A violent explosion blew the barricade apart, pushing both slimy figures back.
By the time Bas Jerry regained consciousness, the defensive barrier had collapsed and the enemy orcs were moving outward, making way for a massive machine. It looks like a metal cube with strange round wheels and a steel box sticking out of it.
An iron elephant!
"Say hello to my little friend!" Frank's voice came from the machine. "[Agility increases], [Acceleration accelerates]!"
The huge vehicle was heading straight for them, traveling at an incredible speed for something so huge.
"Get out of the jelly!" Tiaoxi panicked and couldn't jump away. The pink slime turned into a ball of mud because of the shock!
"Take you home!" Buzz Jelly insisted, carrying the other slime hard on his back. “Dodola
d!"
[The astronaut] jumped out of the way, dodging another shell and escaping from the temple into the clearing. The tank pursues them at high speeds, crushing trees and minions in a frantic rampage while its metal trunk fires cannonballs at the fleeing mudmen.
As if inspired by the chaos, the ghouls bravely join the fray, unleashing a necromantic storm in the middle of the enemy camp. The orcs died, but rose again as undead, forming a defense around the necromancer, and the [Eldridge Probe] joined the battle.
"Pretend to be nice." Buzz Jelly's allies threaten the enemy's minions with their tentacles. "I'm looking forward to getting to know you better today."
Orc servants immediately surrounded them, and the entire camp fell into chaos.
Buzz Jelly continued its mad dash forward, explosions exploding around the lunar veteran. Trees were blown to pieces, shells rained from the sky, and the ground turned into smoking craters. The car ignores the ghouls' interference and focuses entirely on killing the jellyfish.
But no matter how fast Buzz jumps, it can't outrun the tank without carrying another slime. "Not fast enough!" Private Harassment panicked. "Jelly leave!"
"Never!" Bass replied, changing tactics. It walked to a tree that was still standing and moved the harassment behind the tree for cover. "Stay there! Beat it!"
"suicide!"
"Heroes never die! Dine in Happyland!" Buzz Jelly boasted. The little slime closed its eyes, thinking about Excalidad and its slimy siblings waiting at home, and jumped into the fray.
Jelly faced the metal monster and rushed forward. "[SpaceZ]!" shouted the slime, turning into a bullet. The world lit up as the [astronaut] sprinted toward the tank's thick hull at full speed.
What happens when a metal slime bullet hits a machine 200 times its size?
It bounced back.
The Buzz Jelly hits the ground like a bouncing ball, while two small openings in the front of the tank release streams of flames. The metallic slime expanded, protecting the trees where other slimes were hiding, absorbing the heat.
[Fire [reduce] damage blue ozone].
The tank shelled the jelly once, then twice, the shells causing severe damage. However, the slime endured the pain bravely.
Physical damage halved [Sta
shotted].
The mission is to rescue a private molester, and Bass Jelly won't fail! The V&V Army is counting on it!
As the fuel tank prepared to explode again with its trunk, the astronauts finally saw an opportunity. With [SpaceZ], Buzz Jelly launches into a bigger machine again. But this time, it aimed at the cannon and blocked it.
big Bang!
Huge damage!
The explosion pushed the buzz jelly against the bark of the tree, and the tank shell exploded among the cannons. The metal trunk was reduced to steel scraps and the car was left reeling from the damage.
Buzz Jelly was sliding around on the grass, badly injured, struggling to move.
"Turn him over!" Frank ordered from the machine. "Turn him over and send him to his afterlife in Japan!"
Bass Jelly raised his head helplessly and saw a 70-ton machine rushing towards him. After so many adventures and so many unexplored worlds, this is the end. As he prepared to close his eyes and await the fatal impact, a slimy family photo flashed through his mind.
A pink slime jumped in front of Bass Jelly, struggling with its wounds but refusing to back down.
"No!" Buzz Jelly yelled. "Run away!"
"Protect you!" Private Harrier replied, glaring bravely at Tank while protecting his fellow slime. "empire!"
Both slimes face death, and a metal giant prepares to turn them over.
The victorious cries of the dinosaurs echoed through the forest like trumpets of victory.
A golden brachiosaurus, ridden by a kobold ranger, used its huge legs to crush the trees under its feet and trample all the trees on the road. The beast charges straight into the tank from the side while the Pink Ranger sings "Song of the Prairie" to give it strength.
boom!
The dinosaur hit the tank at full speed and shattered into pieces! The metal parts and the orc crew went flying, and their craft exploded into ash.
"What--"
Before the orc could finish his words, the dinosaur caught Anak Frank in his mouth in mid-flight, gathered strength with his long neck, and threw the [Timer] toward the horizon.
The Orc flew into the sky like a sword rocket, but his sword skills were not enough to reach the moon. However, he fell, falling further into the Prydan Forest.
Meanwhile, the ghouls single-handedly drove the orcs away with necrotic explosions, raising the dead as undead. [The Eldridge Detector] chases the cowardly slaves, pointing its pointy object at them. "Objective statement: You exist to die!"
Feeling the tension and adrenaline from the wound leave his body, Private Harassment collapsed onto his back.
"Molesty!" Buzz Jelly rushes to support its slime companion, preventing the [Pink Molester] from turning into a puddle. "How are you?"
"Alive," the other slime replied with a smile. "Need cigarettes. And whores."
In the end, only Jules the ghoul seemed dissatisfied with the outcome.
"This is a suicide mission," the ghoul said, crossing his arms in disappointment. "But no one died!"
