Welcome to Loli's House.
Victor looked at the building in front of him, surprised and in awe at such a bold move. o
k
ob's lair in the Waifu district looks like a giant pink and white doll's house, straight out of a Barbie ad. He counted at least two floors, and the windows were closed to protect privacy. It contrasts sharply with the other nearby buildings, which are clearly brothels; if anything, it reinforces the mystique of the place.
How did they make something so innocent look so suspicious?
"Oh, is this a doll's house for Greenidge?" his friend asked, landing on his hind legs like a rabbit. “Golinich loves elf dolls! They’re beautiful!”
As he glanced at the wooden door, Victor strongly considered calling Winkle and carpet bombing the place. No one can see him entering this store!
But in order to end Onubu's reign of terror, all sacrifices were acceptable. Murderers kill only their victims; Okonu leaves them to live in eternal stupidity.
"We have surrounded the building and cast all the spells you asked for, sir," one of his newly recruited skeleton spellcasters told Victor.
"Dimensional ward? (A
ti-Telepo
Tatio
) ?(non-detection)?(Shroud of Misfortune)?”
"Yeah, we checked your whole list and then checked it again." The creature sighed inexplicably despite having no lungs. "Isn't this a bit much for an orc?"
"This guy is a mean Bugs Bunny," Victor replied. "Can you imagine how many people wanted him dead but never got around to it? So a third check!"
The caster rolled his bony shoulders and returned to his post, complaining of his paranoia. "You just stay out there and catch anyone but me," Victor told Greenidge. "Especially if it's an orc!"
"Oh, Go
y
YCH doesn’t like Orc dolls! They smell worse than Glenich’s house!”
Victor mustered up all his courage, scythe in hand, body protected by the best armor in the happy world, he opened the door and walked into the dollhouse. At least Kia was too disturbed by her curse to join in and watch the fiasco.
Bosses even spray perfume in the foyer and paint the walls bright colors. Victor approaches a table by the stairs and notices a doppelgänger behind the table.
This was not the first time he had encountered an ogre - he had fought the ogre several times when the Night Blade attacked Gugu - but this time was a little different. His body was completely white and featureless, like a white clay statue that could be worn with a tie and a red ribbon. The guy immediately waved to him.
"Oh, hello, distinguished guest!" the receptionist spoke, and Victor immediately understood, thanks to [Monster Gold]. "welcome!"
"I just came to take a look." Victor said hurriedly.
"That's what they all say," the doppelganger replied with a smile. "Very well, Mr. Client. You're not going to jail."
The doppelgänger's voice sounded nice but vulgar, and Victor couldn't help but shudder when he heard it. "I, I'm just looking for one of your clients, an orc named Onub..."
"O
k
Mr. oob? How lovely! He is one of our best customers and I am so glad he recommended our company to you. You can find him in Room 8 on the second floor. So do you want to have a threesome or play "Little Sister"?"
"No, I just want to talk to Oknubu." And probably kill him. "Then I'll leave and never come back."
"Come on, don't be shy!" You don't risk anything. The doppelganger held up a small bell and there was a door in the wall. Victor didn't even notice because of the paint job. A new doppelganger walked into the hall, took one look at Victor, and immediately changed shape.
"O
ii-cha
!”
Within seconds, Victor realized that the person he was looking at looked a lot like his sister, if he had one. A small creature in his late teens, with long black hair, amber eyes, and a female version of the Chancellor's own face. She is wearing a cute little brown dress which makes her even cuter.
"O
ii-cha
!" The fake sister giggled at him with her big fake eyes. "I love you, o
icha
!”
(Crazy being [denied] is what the moon man said].
"What the hell is that?!" Victor protested.
"As you can see, all of our lolis are adults and willing doppelgangers," the receptionist said cheerfully. "You can satisfy all your fetishes with a clear conscience without breaking any laws."
"No, seriously, I'm not interested-"
"O
ii-cha
!" The loli pounced on him like a lion pounced on a zebra. "I'm still a virgin!"
Skill check successful!
Victor quickly used his scythe as a pole to protect his innocence and keep the little monster away from him. "Don't come near me!" The minister stopped the monster, and the hypocritical little sister tried to find a way around the weapon. "I tell you, if you don't retreat..."
"Girls, the client can't overcome his psychological barriers." The receptionist cast a spell, and the beautiful voice echoed in the building. "Please come over and help him relax for our Cute Overload special!"
More hidden doors open and a horde of ravenous monsters surrounds Victor.
Dozens of fake, shape-shifting little girls with dyed hair enter the hall, each with a different fetish. A magician girl with pink feathers; a blonde angel who looks like a younger version of Mir; a critter with tanuki ears; and goths too!
Victor immediately did something brave.
He fled up the nearest stairs, followed by a bunch of fake, screaming little girls.
Faster than his pursuers, he reached the first floor of the hotel, a long corridor with numbered doors. Some of them opened and the doppelgangers tried to pounce on him from the side. The vizier flew over one castle with his wings, knocked down another with his scythe, and then walked through the corridors, trying to find the stairs to the second floor.
"I like mature women!" Victor yelled as he dodged the doppelgänger, his training bearing fruit. Unfortunately, he soon found himself surrounded in a T-shaped corridor.
"Onitchan, I'm a hundred years old!" shouted a girl with green hair, dressed like an ancient priestess. "That's good!"
"A
s Goetia: happy yla
d Battle Ha
em!"
A group of mature succubi, Marilis and Malfi, appear before him to protect him from his enemies. "Sir, what - - - - - -"
"No time, protect me!" Victor ordered a glass of Marilis, and one of the banshees was knocked to the ground by five doppelgangers. His summons immediately formed a defensive front, keeping the teenage-looking monsters at bay.
"Wow," Malfoy said, glancing at his enemy and immediately connecting the dots. “Even we didn’t get this far! I’m impressed!”
"Why are you here?" Victor asked, trying to find an opening.
"You called me, Mr. Victor. When the hero calls, I will answer."
Victor remembered one of the new perks that Winkle boasted about, which was that he had improved his men's summoning abilities. alright.
He remembers using [Dark Horse Rider] to summon Noi without additional Free Riders
ceu
. Would it only work if he had another minion in the same category as the one he called?
Also, why was Malfoy summoned by the Harem Curse?
…
"Ask me later," Victor shouted, finding the stairs to the second level and jumping across the line, leaving his soldiers to control the torrent of doppelgangers. He quickly found the door of Room 8, opened it, closed it behind him, and then blocked the door with his sickle without looking back. Angry little hands clawed at the other side, but they couldn't get in.
This place needs to be burned to the ground.
"Hey, this is a private party!"
Victor turned around and finally came face to face with Okonu.
He looked exactly as the minister had imagined; a thin, green-skinned orc with short red hair, dressed in standard Japanese novel attire: pants and a sweatshirt. A loli with silver hair and red eyes tied him to a chair and sat on his lap, like some kind of twisted hostage interrogation scene.
"O
ii-ch——”
"(Sleep)," the minister immediately cast a spell, and the fake loli fell to the ground unconscious. Avoid crises. "[Chains of Misfortune]."
Fiery chains bound Oknubu in a way that made Victor uneasy.
The vizier quickly scanned the area and recognized an expensively decorated bedroom. In addition to Okonu and the unconscious doppelganger, there was also a handsome gangster sitting at a table in the corner, holding a glass of wine in his hand and looking at the scene in front of him indifferently. He was a dandy, with his hair and short beard dyed red, and an outrageous feathered costume that not even a peacock would be ashamed of.
"What's going on?" Victor asked, asking the playboy for his perspective.
"I don't know," he replied flatly, sipping his drink. "I hung out with that piece of shit because he gave me money."
"Aren't you going to interfere?"
"No."
Very good.
Upon closer inspection, Okonu and his master appear to be busy recreating a scene from some kind of manga or anime...
"After careful consideration, I don't want to know," the minister said, walking up to the captured orcs.
"Oh, you're approaching me?" Okonu asked, immediately giving off a terrible alarm signal. He sounded remarkably calm and confident for a man strapped to a chair.
"We finally meet, Okonu," Victor said. "You can't imagine how long I've been waiting for this moment."
"Are you a fan? You know this isn't the first time I've been tethered to admirers, but you're the first one who looks like mom!"
Victor didn't understand this and didn't care. "A fan." The minister replied coldly. "Yes, you could say that."
"Well, you're lucky! Because my power has reached its peak on this unlucky day, if you give me three thousand gold coins, I can send you to America, where all the women are cowgirls!"
Victor took off his gauntlet, revealing the Moon Man's mark on his left arm.
"Oh," Oknubu said, realizing that Victor was from Earth too. "Oh... see you then!"
You activated Oknu's [Spell Trap]!
Instantly cast spells: [Accelerate Teleportation], [Help Signal], [Summon Plane Bodyguard].
Transmit negation. Signal countered by [Non-Detection]. The summoning spell bounced back.
"Ah, I see you came prepared." Oknubu said with a cheeky smile, while trying to free himself. "It's a beautiful thought."
He struggled against the chains, thinking they would fall...
But they didn't.
"Hey!" Oknubu struggled to break free of the chains. "Why? Why are they still standing there?"
"The paralysis caused by (Chain of Misfortune) cannot be counteracted by items and skill checks," Dude drawled, as Victor walked behind the orc and removed all of his magical equipment. "You need to pass a luck check."
"damn it!"
Thankfully, adventurers rarely buff their luck.
As Victor expected, Okonu was carrying a large number of magical items. Two [Skill Improvement Rings], one [Emergency Teleportation Ring], one [Free Movement Brooch], [Acceleration Shoes], one [Perfect Camouflage Belt], [Enhanced Swashbuckling Bracers], and one [Anti-Force Mini Ring] ]. A brief magic check also reveals that he has a miniature [Escape Artist's Magic Rope] hidden in his butt.
No wonder no one had caught him before. Victo
Very happy to have attended Scholoma
ce's [Ultimate Prison Security] seminar.
"What's your name?" he asked the prisoner.
"O
k
oob!”
"No. What's your real name? Your Earth name?"
"…Timmy," he said, sounding ashamed.
"Why, Timmy?" Victor couldn't help asking. "Why, O
k
oob?”
"Because you have to be gay to join the League!"
Victor slapped that homophobic tribal scumbag.
"Hit me!" Ornub complained, reciting the script. "Even my dad never hit me!"
Victor slapped him again.
"Go away, thot!" Oaknor chuckled, seeming to like it.
"Don't talk like that!" Victor growled, slapping him a third time, while the unknown playboy looked at him with mild curiosity. In the name of the terrifying trio, the Orc himself is worse than the Prime Minister imagined! Touching him feels dirty!
"Okay, okay, I quit!" When Victor was about to hit Onubu again, Onubu pleaded, and the Prime Minister held his hand at the last moment. "Is it about Loli?"
"I don't care about the lollipops!" Even after we're done, I burn the place to ashes and then sprinkle the ground with salt. "Honestly, sleeping with a friend probably trumps that particular fetish. Victor couldn't criticize Okonu in that regard. However, everything else...
“So what do you want? A refund?”
Let's start with the answer. Why are you spreading these stupid lies?"
"Man, you don't understand! This world sucks!" Ornub complained, his choice of words reminding Victor of his own early life. "When that giant die reincarnated me into a tribe of orcs I'm just living my life!" They're all stupid and crazy!"
"So you invented a scam religion? What's the logic in that?"
"It was an accident!" I told them about Earth and they were all stupid, so I thought I could make some money from donations and sleep with a lot of gullible girls...all based on-"
"If you say, 'Everything is according to Qiguo's words,' I will strangle you to death with my bare hands." In fact, as Victor suspected, this was all a shameful scam. He doesn't even believe his own farce, which makes Victor's own insurance fraud look divine by comparison. "Can you imagine how many times your fans have harassed me? You have given every claimant a bad name and your scam has defrauded innocent people!"
"Listen, I died in the throes of a mid-life crisis and it wasn't my fault!" the poor guy tried to win Victor's sympathy, but to no avail. In all. Since magical escape and sympathy were of no avail, he resorted directly to bribery. "I've been evading taxes my whole life, and if you let me go, I can pay you a lot of money!"
Victor just glared at the huge dunghill and quickly cast a [Silencing] spell on him. He had no reason to pass moral judgment on the hateful orc, but it would feel good to be rid of him.
"What are you going to do with him?" asked the unknown playboy, while Okonubu begged silently.
"Put him in a dwarf rocket and banish him to the moon. Or Mars."
The man raised his eyebrows, vaguely interested, and handed him a glass of his own. Victor politely declined. "Who are you?" the minister asked.
"Ludvic Fan".
The name stirred something in Victor's memory, and he recalled Henry's old advice about class specialization from long ago. "Wait, you discovered the (Devil's Raking) class?"
"All Seduction skills and most Diplomacy skills except [Red Mage]. Ornub hired me to coach him in how to persuade and accost, even though the current arrangement was entirely his idea; I hate this place as much as you do."
"You are (the seducer) Pe
K's expert?" Victor asked, happy to have someone to discuss the matter with.
"(Liar)?" the playboy said with a smile. "That's cute." In my lifetime, I have slept with 20,000 women, 15,000 men, and 1,200 genderless beings. I've slept with creatures of all species in Offremund, visited every possible plane of existence, tried everyone and everything. I even wore a 'gender swap belt' for five years to experience the love of both sexes. "
"You...everyone?"
"Except for the animals in this house. I have my own standards too, unlike the orcs."
"I'm sorry, I don't find you that attractive."
Ludik Fan put his glasses away and then showed off the ruby necklace around his neck. "It's a (disgusting talisman)," Playboy explained. "It reduces the wearer's attractiveness by 80%."
He took it off.
Charisma check failed!
Everything turned white.
It was as if a bomb had exploded in front of Victor, blinding him in the eyes and ears for a few seconds. When he returned to reality, the playboy had put the amulet on and Okonubu was drooling, his pants soiled and a happy smile on his face.
"Are you still standing?" Ludovich said, sounding moved. "You have to have nerves of steel."
"How much... how much?" Victor asked in surprise.
"More than three hundred. I only clear the level in professions with a charm value of S, use attribute accelerants, and collect all available Pe
k… Without the amulet, I cannot function in society. "
"Werewolf?"
"Their lunar orgy got boring after the first time. Plus, they had fleas."
"Angel?"
He just smiled.
"…dragon?"
His face visibly fell. "I really don't recommend it. They just want your money, and they charge a pretty penny for it."
“I felt like a naive young student meeting a master.”
"You're absolutely right."
"Then why do you sound so... so boring?" Victor asked with a frown. He stated his incredible exploits with a completely unemotional detachment.
"I have nothing more to discover," he sighed. "It's sad to say it, but you get tired of it all. I'm craving new interesting challenges, traveling the world in case I miss something..."
"Like a telepathic spider?"
The dude raised his eyebrows. "How many legs do you have?"
"ten".
He shifted in his chair. "I am listening."
"Moo
beasts ?Sha
Taks? Life of Cthulhu?"
"You intrigued me...but now you have my arousal."
As Victor thinks, he may have explored all of Ultramund and the planes, but not everywhere. He has even less standards than the Prime Minister himself. "I could send you to the moon. Not the Okonu way. We have an entrance there with a carpet for guests."
“So how much do I have to pay for this service?”
"You said you visited an airplane? Heaven?"
Ludwig nodded slowly, his every movement suddenly exuding sexiness. "Yes, you can move the [Devil's Rake] profession easily. That's what it's for, visiting companions from all corners of the multiverse; people can't confine their happiness to a three-dimensional existence. I can if you want Teach you this course, but I have to ask you: why?”
"First, I'm going to heaven. I have to apologize to an angel, and I want to apologize to her in person. Second, I've died three times, and I want to find a way to get myself out of confrontation. I think improving my charisma It’s the way to go.”
The dandy played with his beard and considered his words. "Do you have a score above 50 in Vitality, Charisma and Agility?"
"Yes."
"Did you have ritual sex with the demon lord?"
"Just for better results."
"Then you should have everything it takes to move up a level in that class, but I must warn you... the road to [Devil's Rake] is long and arduous. You need to go through fatal tests, and even in your current state, there is no guarantee You will survive. Is your quest really worth the trouble?"
"This is it." Victor knelt in front of this model of temptation, Ornub drooled, and Loli knocked on the door behind him. "Please teach me, Master."
