Riding a dragon across the ocean was awesome.
"Master, do you like Gnitch's back?" the kitten asked, eager to please like a good dog. Vaquel leads the group while Kia flies nearby on her own gryphon.
"A little bumpy, but I'll get used to it," Victor replied. In retrospect, his [Monster Knight] skill synergizes really well with his [Chaos Knight] and [Weathermaker] classes. "I just hope you don't rain everywhere."
zmey couldn't help but summon the rain around him, making his trip very uncomfortable. The best he could get was a drizzle, not a downpour. It bothered Victor as much as Sigrun's ghost staring silently at him.
"Go
y
ych can change it to [hail] or [thunderstorm] if the owner wants!"
"Minion, don't enjoy this!" Vai
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complained. "It goes against the spirit of being a slave to ride on the back of a dragon!"
The man tilted his three heads dizzily. “Big V recognized Grenic as a dragon!”
"A poor inbred dragon!" Winkle complained loudly, trying to ignore Victor's mount. "Minion, I'm sure his mother and sister are the same!"
"My mother is my sister's niece!" Golinic defended himself.
"Hey guys, is this normal?" Kia glanced at the water below. The water suddenly turned from blue to orange, and dead fish bodies were floating on the surface. The smell has changed from seaweed to cocktail bar.
"It looks like wine to me," Victor said, glancing down. Overmond had seen stranger things and he wouldn't be surprised.
"Who cares?" Winkle replied, and he saw a small island in the middle of this strange sea. "I see our destination!"
In this strange orange sea, the new island that would become Wankel and Furiben's final battleground was small; smaller than Grandrack's own private resort. It was covered in green grass, except where it stood Other than that, it looks almost nothing special.
However, Victor noticed hundreds of statues resembling human heads lining the shore.
It looks like they've found Ultramund's version of Easter Island.
As the sun began to set, the group reached the shore. "So, what do we do now?" Victor asked, climbing off his dog's back. "Shall we learn to play cards?"
"Now, I'm going to rest," Wacker said, collapsing on the beach. "I burned a lot of fat to get here."
"Me too!" Golenich rolled on the beach and lay on his back next to Fankel. The larger dragon immediately crawled further away and, with snobbish enthusiasm, turned its back on the happy kitten. Kia just left her gryphon to look for dead fish in the orange ocean and she followed Victo on foot as they approached the avatar
.
They all represent the same person: Victor himself.
Everywhere he looked, he saw dozens, maybe hundreds, of statues bearing his likeness, each wearing a different hat.
Only one statue in the middle of the main line is different from the others. Instead of a head, it represents a muscular, idealized version of Victor carrying a giant dice god on his back. The scene reminded the Prime Minister of the statue of Atlas carrying the world on his shoulders.
The builders carved a sentence into the base of the statue.
"dice."
"Wow, what a striking resemblance," Kia said, completely oblivious to the statue's true nature. "What a coincidence."
"Indeed," Victor deadpanned, realizing they had landed on his island.
Dalto
ia island.
Or colorblind? Since they were the first people to set foot on the island, Victor could give them a fun name.
“I pressed the beep!”
Maybe not the first time.
Kia and Victo
Turning towards the shore, you notice a strange mermaid sitting nearby, drinking her sorrow away. Unlike most of her kind, instead of a fish tail, her lower body has squid tentacles, each holding a bottle; her upper body reminds the prime minister of a Japanese yakuza, as her skin is covered in She had tattoos and wore only a bra to maintain her modesty.
"Are you okay?" Victor approached her worriedly. She looked very depressed.
"I screwed up!" the mermaid complained, completely drunk. "I screwed up!"
"You too?" Victor asked curiously. "how?"
"I, I turned the sea into whiskey!"
"Whisky?" Kia immediately went to sea to investigate.
Meanwhile, Victor patted the mermaid on the back and sat next to her, comforting her. "Hey, it's okay. I mean, I ruined paradise, this is worse." Thankfully, Kia was too far away to hear.
The mermaid handed him a bottle containing one of her eight tentacles. "Would you like to have a drink too and forget it?"
"certainly."
"Guys, this is really whiskey!" Kia yelled, somehow procuring a bottle and collecting as much of the precious liquid as she could.
"That explains why there are so many dead fish," Victor exclaimed, sipping his drink.
"Yes, I think the Whiskey Sea is interesting for us... but what about aquatic wildlife? It must be a very harsh environment." "
"I shouldn't have done this!" the drunk mermaid kept growling at Victor, using him as her talking board, "I am Se
g! "Goddess of the sea, dreams, adventure, and alcoholism! I shouldn't have killed all these fish!"
The vizier checked her with [Monster Insight] just in case.
born
Screw God (Aquatic/Divine!)
Pros and Cons: Targets the liver.
*cry*
"How can you become the god of alcoholism?" Victor frowned.
"Drunkard lesson," she said, raising each tentacle. "There are eight melee attacks."
"Vic, please don't feed this drunken mermaid's fantasy," Kia said absently as she joined them.
The mermaid spat out her alcohol. "illusion?"
"Kia, that's the real goddess," Victo
pointed out.
The knight smiled at him, as if he had told a particularly stupid joke. "Vic, honestly...do you think that sunken ship looks like a goddess?"
The little mermaid immediately began to cry.
"I didn't mean that in a mean way," the paladin tried to comfort the siren. "It's just that I've seen three real gods, and they look a lot better."
"You!"Se
g crawls towards Victo
: "You know the truth! Save me from this unbeliever!"
The minister opened his mouth until he understood the situation.
He was faced with a drunken mermaid with a crazy look in her eyes and a bottle on each limb who had somehow turned the sea into whiskey.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Yes, that thing is a goddess.
"Unfortunately, she is really a divine monk."
"Look, look!" Se
g looked at Kia gloatingly, completely ignoring the unfortunate part.
"Listen, I heard rumors that Victor is very prejudiced against beautiful women." The knight replied, and the minister glared at her. "It's true! Telling that drunkard that she is a monk is blasphemy against the real monk!"
"Fuck you, Paladin, I'm going back to my underwater palace!" the mermaid goddess fled into the sea, cursing and crying. "I'll show you! One day, I'll show you and let your whole country sink!"
Se
g disappeared into the whiskey water, while the minister sipped his drink in silence.
Did it never occur to her that she could simply claim him or Kia, proving her divinity?
His eyes turned to his drink. How strange. It tasted like a very, very strong vodka, the kind that should have made him roll over...and yet he felt fine. He drank the entire bottle, forced himself to ignore the nauseating taste, and waited.
Nothing at all.
"I've become resistant to recreational drugs," Victor realized with dismay. "Including alcohol."
"So?" the KIA asked.
"This way I can't get drunk anymore." Even the goddess wine wasn't enough.
"You can drink it for the taste," the Paladin replied proudly, happily finishing his bottle.
"No one drinks whiskey for the taste!" Victor replied. “Wine tastes like shit and we just pretend it doesn’t because we don’t want to admit we just want to get drunk!”
This day couldn't get any worse.
A space portal opened next to them, and the minister glanced at it. He expected Malfoy to step out, his new armor ready.
But it's not a demon.
"You two-faced little bastard!" Victor's nightmare horse, Noise, glared at her rider as the crack closed behind her. "How dare you? How dare you dump me for a joint!"
What……
"Someone called Gorinich?" Zmey immediately ran to the shore and threw sand on everyone. "Is this a treat for Gorinic?"
"You...you...after all I've done for you!" If looks could kill - and so could Aknapeppe's looks - then Neukel would have killed her rider a thousand times long ago. times. "You morally corrupt rider!"
"How did you-"
"How do I know you dumped me? I'm a horse! I can feel these things!"
"You don't like me at all!" Victor complained, looking at the scene as if he were crazy.
"I'm your horse! I don't want my riders to do their riding duties!" Novacher glared at Glenich. "What does he have that I don't have? Wings? I'm a horse, I can’t have wings!”
"The master likes me because I am beautiful!" the scarecrow answered with his three heads.
"Vic, are you talking to your horse?" Kia asked, concerned for his mental health.
"This is a cafe." Victor shrugged. "She's jealous that I can't keep marking her as my mount."
"You can't? Haven't you ever taken any riding lessons?"
"I do. Chaos Knight."
"What's the problem?" she asked, then frowned, "Wait, how many floors are there?"
"Two." Victor frowned. "Do you know about that class, Kia?"
"An elite servant of Bara'ul, the Green Knight, took this class and elevated it to [Death Knight]. He was a very dedicated hero hunter until Kevin and I took him down." Kachin Independence Jun shrugged. "As far as I know, you can increase the number of mounts as you level up. You should be able to create a group of monsters and train them."
"How many mounts can I have?" Victor asked.
The Green Knight used at least five. Normally, he would hunt down a Crusader, tire him out, and then switch to another. "
"Go
y
Can ych also get the level? The cat asked, wagging its tail. "Can Greenidge sleep with another Greenidge?"
Victor crossed his arms. "The thing is, I think I should focus more on magic-oriented careers and increase my Tie
access. "
"About that..." His fellow hero glared at him. "You don't know, Vic! How could you? It's a spell tax that everyone pays, and it's only the third level!"
"Spare me, my lessons are mainly focused on witchcraft and summoning," Victor defended Slomans. “Is it possible to escape death by (accelerating)? Is it possible?”
"If you could have cast it, maybe you wouldn't have died in the first place." (Paladin) replied. "Vic, even if your build focuses on summoning allies, you should do better in direct combat. You'll shine like a Magic Knight hybrid."
"So what's your suggestion? Put me in a mixed class?"
"I think you have all the tools to win in a fight, but you can't be like me or Vai
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That takes advantage of the synergies between different professions. That’s why we have [Class Scholars] to help us develop to the best of our abilities. I can help you master your abilities. "
Ma said jealously: "You have to train this (Chaos Knight) class to the maximum so that we can get back together." "I can tolerate you fooling around with another mount, but no one will leave a nightmare behind!"
"Where should I upgrade?" Victor answered. "Beat Fulibon by playing cards?"
Kia opened her mouth to say something, then stopped. Her eyes were fascinated by something behind Victor.
The Prime Minister turned around and found himself face to face with a flock of dodos.
It's the extinct dodo bird. Up close, they look eerily cute, like meter-tall mutant pigeons with colorful feathers. They show no fear at all, just animalistic curiosity towards newcomers.
"Vic." Kia couldn't believe her eyes. "Do you see what I see?"
"Dodo?" Victor asked disapprovingly.
"They are Exp Dodos!" Kia looked at these peaceful creatures with primal desire. "I thought adventurers hunted them to extinction! Do you know how much experience points they are worth? I'm not talking about the trophies they leave behind!"
A natural twenty indeed.
"Can Gorinich take away their feathers?" asked the bird, but the poor bird did not run away. Apparently they were called into this world and had never encountered a predator. "Golinich wants feathers."
"This must be a gift from Mithras," Kia said, readying her sword. "Too many. It can't be a coincidence."
"Wait a minute," Victor said, looking at the huge, silent pigeons. “Are you suggesting we exterminate the dodo again?”
Kia opens her mouth, closes her mouth, and then sulks.
"On the other hand..." Victor considered its practicality. "We're going to war soon. We need to get all the levels, and if they really provide a ton of experience like you say they do, maybe we should. For the greater good."
"Vic, you sound like a shoulder devil and you don't even mean to do that."
"I mean, if not us, it would have been some other explorer," Victor said, trying to convince himself. "What is the value of a bird's life compared with countless children of Silent Forest?" I must consider the future of my country. "
"Yes, kill them, level up in [Chaos Rider], and then take me back," Nightmare Horse encouraged her rider. “No one will know! Do it!”
"Slave?"
Victor realized Winkle was awake and raised his head from the flock of dodos.
"I listened to your conversation, and I heard a very beautiful word," said Maggot, glancing at the bird. "Spoils of War".
The poor birds looked at the hungry Winkle as if they were facing the annihilation of their entire species.
[Exp Dodo] of [Dalto
ia]: Endangered!
Seeing this letter, Victor's conscience was awakened. He created these adorable, suicidal birds; he couldn't destroy them.
"Your Majesty, this is such a waste!" Victor told Winkel before he could roast the poor animals. "If we kill them all, there will be no more (Exp Dodos) in the world!
Charisma check successful!
"Once again, my prime minister, you surprise me with your foresight," Winkel said. “I now understand what gold mining is all about.”
The dragon suddenly grabbed two dodos with both hands, and the other birds finally got the message and ran away.
"I'm going to grow them into a self-renewing source of loot!"
Somehow, Victor wonders if this solution is worse than genocide.
Winkle rubbed the two birds against each other, reminding his minister of Neanderthals trying to make fire with silica. The dragon managed to throw the feathers everywhere, but seemed to be getting increasingly annoyed with the lack of results.
It occurred to Victor that Vankel might have... a lack of understanding of reproduction in other species.
"Minions".
"What is it, Your Majesty?"
"Bring me some slime. I want to... test it out."
