Victor's hands turned into snakes and his legs turned into tentacles, but other than that, everything was fine.
The world turned orange and the stars turned into red eyes looking down at him. The pyramid now looks like a Freudian representation of repressed sexual energy, with the soul of a slaughtered cow dancing around it.
"Viiiiiiiiiiccccc!" Chocolate said, walking in slow motion. "Aaaaa
eeee yyyooooouuuu aaaaalllll
iiiiiggggghhhhhttttt?”
"Yes," Victor said. "I feel great." He felt warm inside, as if the energy of the universe was heating him.
"You don't look at all..."
“MEEENYYYYEEOOOONNSSSS!”
Victor looked up and saw Winkle flying under the crimson sky. The dragon grew a colt-shaped crown, and its eyes had the look of a drunken psychopath.
"LLLUUUUVVV look at it!"
The evil dragon tore the sky in half, and gold and minions rained down on Haotian City. He could see them all falling. Allison, Charlene, Mir, Malfi, Jules, Rollo, all of them fell like rain, with bright baby smiles on their faces.
Well, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.
This is the rational side of Victor. But somehow he couldn't bring himself to care. He felt happier than ever.
So the minister jumped happily in the street with the chocolate, while the other minions stood among the cow ghosts and the big lizards eating them. Alliso
As soon as it hit the ground, it turned into a tree, Cha
le
e transformed into a swarm of bats, and Malfy transformed into a giant centipede with a thousand contracts in each pincer, displaying them to the lizard. The house turned into candy and sweet cakes; everything smelled like oranges.
Fankle spits honey on everyone.
"This world is amazing!" Victor said, climbing up a tree to get a better view of the beautiful scenery. He found it strangely difficult.
"VVIIIICCC!" Chocolate called him from below as he continued to climb up. "Stttttttoooopppp! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The great cosmic eye looked down at him with curious interest, for reasons Victor could not explain. The Tree of Life placed a branch in his face, but as he continued to climb, it began to help him stand. Chocolate howled below, transformed into a wolf, and began chewing on tree roots.
The minister finally climbed to the top of the tree and looked at this magical world with new eyes. A message boiled within him; a message of peace and harmony that he couldn't wait to share.
"MRRR.Viiiicctoooo
!" cried Miel, flying over the tree where he had taken refuge. "Yooouuu
kkaaaaa
mmaaa! It’s about that ghost!”
Beautiful energy exploded within him, and Victor could no longer lie. "I lied! Everything I told was a lie!" he said, flying towards her and dancing with her on the ground, away from the trees and other people below. "I have benefits!"
He blessed her with the light of truth and shed every lie he had ever told. They all turned into flies, making him lighter and warmer.
So, Mir changed. She changed before Victor's eyes, her eyes turned red, her hands turned into four, eight, twenty, thousands! They beat him, beat him, scratched him All the important places.
He should be in pain, but instead he could feel himself approaching enlightenment.
A hand swung him back, and he bounced off a building, then a bat, and then something soft like a marshmallow that pushed him back.
Congratulations! For daring to risk being naked on the streets of a metropolis, you've earned the [Exhibitionist] Personal Allowance!
[Exhibitionist]: Gain dodge bonus when fighting naked.
What's the matter?
He looked at himself and realized he had no armor anymore. But he couldn't see his own flesh, for his skin now glowed with the power of love. He became a walking neon star, lighting up the universe with the light of love.
WARNING Because you openly admitted to your insurance fraud, you have lost all benefits of your insurance plan!
Just then, a group of winged monsters rushed towards him from all directions, waving their underwear and pants at him.
"STTTTTOOOPPP HIIMMM!" a thunderous voice shouted hysterically. "Look at your parents!" FRRRAAAUUUDDDDSSSSSTTTTEEERRR!"
"MIIINNIIIOONNN!" shouted Winkle from above, spitting honey. "Kill them bastards!" You're no good at all!"
Victor can, because he now grasps the true power of love. He raised his hands and shot a rainbow from his serpentine fingers towards the hateful people. He continues to illuminate everyone with his light, defeating all who dare to approach him.
god.
This is what it feels like to be a god!
"Did you see that, Vic?" Chocolate's voice echoed in his head, except it wasn't in slow motion anymore. "It always seems to me like this!"
"This is great!" Victor shouted, blasting everyone away with a rainbow.
Finally, when he had overcome all his hatred, he summoned a cup of chocolate into his hands and sprinkled it over the winged creature. They are quickly raised from the dead and transformed into chocolate statues, delicious and full of sugar.
Bats and those who love him surround him, sharing the radiation of his love. They took his cup of chocolate and he shared his warmth like a lamb, letting them bite him everywhere. They absorbed his energy, and when he felt weak, he was forced to share it with everyone.
Congratulations! Because you were bitten by a group of vampires who wanted to drink your sacred blood, and cha
le
e, you have obtained the vampire kiss monster privilege!
[Vampire's Kiss]: You can drink the blood of living people to replenish yourself by biting them, continuously consuming one liter of blood per minute. You regain half the HP damage you deal, and the victim becomes infected with [Vampire Red Plague] unless they are resistant or immune to [Disease]. Creatures without blood are immune to this ability.
Warning: critical health!
"Uuuuuuuuuur, pathetic pathetic!" Solot's voice echoed, and the bats responded with their own sacred energy. "Oh, poor weekend!"
Victor raised his hands, collecting all the radiation offered to him, and the rainbow flowed into his heart, refreshing him.
[Blood Fountain] activates! You have restored all lost HP!
"Come to me!"
A voice came from above. From Mu Mu En!
"Come to me!"
Victor replied as he rode the rainbow towards the shimmering celestial body. The city was reduced to a speck as he flew out of the atmosphere and through the dark void of space.
"Slave!"
Victor turned his head because the voice was not Winkle's.
It's the cursed cat he inherited from Lavery, Felix von Meow! Chasing him on his own rainbow! "Your knees are mine, Manling!" This feline The animal stretched out its paws and boasted with fiery determination. "Come back to me!"
"How can you fly?!" Victor asked.
"I'm a cat! I can do anything!"
Victor increased his speed, trying to shake off his furry suitor. Thankfully, driven by jealousy rather than cosmic love, Felix is unable to catch up to the minister who enters Mumu's orbit.
He looked at Croissant, who was dressed like a barbarian, dodging spiders and looking up at him. "Croissant!" Victor waved to him, "I love you!"
"Beep you!" The werewolf gave him the middle finger in response.
Victor continued to fly around Moon, passing the black tentacles on Moon's back, and came to a light behind Moon. A floating ball of green slime that radiates love and warmth.
"Welcome, Victor!" the wise man said to him, bringing him to his senses. "I am your spirit beast, your totem! Green slime!"
Slime? Great! He thought he could use a rabbit as a totem!
“The signs have been there from the beginning, slimy guy! You’ve finally embraced your inner goo!”
Congratulations! In order to satisfy your spirit animal, the powerful green slime, you have received the [Slime Totem] personal perk!
[Slime Totem]: Unconscious [Slime] types regard you as one of their own and will not attack you unless provoked first; otherwise, when interacting with a sentient [Slime], Charisma +5.
"Viscosity is the key, Victor!" his spirit animal told him. “Gluing all species together is the key to peace! Your soft stickiness will surely conquer all! But you can’t stick this hateful one together, no, because she’s not sticky!”
"What should I do?" Victor asked as the two flew across the moon and towards a strange black wall beyond the edge of reality.
"You must hold on to your dragon!" Be the slime armor that covers his scales, be the shield that protects his life! For if he dies, the Hateful One's arrows of light will burn everything down! Only Fankle can defeat that one Damn it! Only he! But only you can end the war! Gooey, gooey! Only goo can end the cycle of destruction!”
"I'm going to freeze them all!" Victor promised his totem, and he continued to fly forward, leaving the slime behind. "I swear!"
“May the glue be with you!”
Then Victor's flight ended as he crashed into a black wall like a window and landed on soft paper.
"...Vic? Vic is that you?"
Victor recognized Camilla's voice. He stood up and found himself standing in the middle of a huge map. The five huge gods, the Horrible Three, the Moon Man, and Shasha, looked at him in surprise. From their perspective, he must have looked no taller than a mouse.
"How did he get in?"Deathjeste
asked. "No, seriously, how is that possible? How did he get in?"
"Victor, I'm sorry, but this is a private, God-only party," Camila said with an awkward laugh. "I have to kindly ask you to leave..."
The goddess paused, examining his flesh and the bite marks on his skin. "Oh me……"
"Why is he naked?" Xuesha asked, more confused than anything else. "Did Sibelli send him?"
"Hey, friends, what are you doing in my hallucination?" Victor asked, still aloof.
"Holy Prophet, what are you doing in my vision?" replied the Moon Man, his feet as high as his chosen ones.
"I knew it was your fault!" Ve
a
complained. "I told you, we shouldn't have let him run this segment! It's never going to end well!"
Deathjeste
Sighed. "Moon Man, please send him home."
"Yes Gamete P
ophet, defeat Fi
Come back after al Boss if you can. "The Moon Man asked kindly. "Congratulations on your thirty-two new eyes. "
"What eyes?" Victor asked after only taking two glasses.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was a little ahead of myself."
"Get out!" Dice, the only god as big as Victor, jumped on the map next to the vizier, crushing Atlantis at the same time. "It's my turn to get out!"
Driven by insanity and drugs, Victor holds the dice above his head and stands menacingly before the gods.
"No, no, no, human, don't!" Weyland panicked and wanted to throw him off the board.
Victo
dice.
"Twenty!" Lucky shouted like a child. "Naturally twenty! Something new!"
A world-shaking wave of magic engulfs Victor and everything goes dark.
Victor woke up with a terrible headache.
Oh, god... oh, god, the pain... He could barely feel his body, and the sunlight hitting his eyes did nothing to improve his mood.
Through a painful spiritual journey, you gain a natural resistance to all forms of recreational drugs. You may regret it, or you may not.
His eyes adjusted to the sunlight, his ears adjusted to the sounds of the jungle, and his skin adjusted to the feel of the grass on his back.
"Minion, you're awake!" Winkle looked down at him happily. "at last".
"My...my armor..." Victor panicked because he was cold and covered with bite marks. "Where's my armor?"
"You desecrated it," Vacker replied absently. "Thank God Sweet Chocolate found your sickle and panties"
Blasphemy? Hmm…
"Victor, friend, I'm so proud of you." "You tried, and that's all that matters. I admit, when you flew to that damn lead hell after destroying these puritanical birds , I was very worried...but you did your best to fulfill your servant duties."
"What to do? I don't remember... Well, my head hurts so much..."
"It's my fault, slave." The dragon comforted him. "I should tell you that we red dragons have a serious intolerance for gnomes, and you inherited it. I don't know how much you drank to get drunk, but one drink was enough."
"I...I don't understand..."
"I know. We are higher beings. We think we can control our dwarf addiction and you can control your thirst with one or two. But we can't. You can't be responsibly dwarfed, minions. No dragon can. Dwarf. Become a dwarf or not be a dwarf, this is the only choice. So when you face a dwarf, be brave. Say no. Say no to the dwarf."
What a load of nonsense…
"Anyway, we are almost to the Golden Kingdom, get up quickly. Fu
ibo
Wouldn't commit suicide alone. "
There was something on his leg. Something warm. Victor managed to raise his head and steal a glance.
It's that damn cat.
Looking up at him with triumphant eyes.
