Things are a little outrageous.
Although it has been said that V Nuwa is fifty, let her have a girlfriend or something.
But we all know that it is a joke, and that it is just a myth.
Even though he now has a lot of creation gods and main gods in his home, Li Ke still doesn't have much sense of reality, because these gods are so weak that he can kill them all with just one breath.
However, when he saw the blue, cat-shaped robot that fell to the ground standing up and moving alive, Li Ke couldn't help but swallow.
Because this thing is too outrageous.
"Hello! I am Doraemon the Doraemon..."
The blue cat-shaped robot waved to Li Ke and others, but halfway through the self-introduction, Nuwa, who was sweating profusely, quickly covered its mouth.
"Don't say that name! I will have a copyright crisis! Now you are called Doraemon!"
The blue cat-shaped robot is a little aggrieved because its name has never changed. It was really unhappy when it was suddenly given a different name, and it was still such a general name.
"Anyway, you can't call that name... Teacher Fujiko is in heaven!"
Nuwa looked serious, and the blue cat-shaped robot could only nod.
"……oh."
It... no, he shook his head in frustration, and then waved his hands to Li Ke and Ju Xiaochun energetically.
"Hello! My name is Doraemon! I'm a cat-shaped parenting robot! Please give me some advice!"
He looks very happy because he was born today.
He was so happy that he took out the fourth-dimensional pocket on his stomach, but nothing came out, which made him very confused.
But Li Ke breathed a sigh of relief. Doraemon's props were quite unreasonable. If those props in the comics really appeared, it would mean that there is such a behemoth as the Time Administration in this world.
It goes without saying what this means.
"There are no props..."
Tachibana Koharu on the side also sighed in disappointment. It was obvious that although Doraemon without those magical props was still a good companion, she had been looking forward to those props for a long time when she was a child.
But Li Ke couldn't help but think of one thing when he looked at Lala, who was looking at the creation gods with interest.
Is it true that the side effects of Lala's props cannot be improved?
Seeing Lala happily running over and hugging Doraemon, I instantly understood everything.
Whether it is or not, it's not important. Anyway, the most important thing about Doraemon is never the props, but Dora... Doraemon itself.
"Now my child has a close friend and nanny."
Looking at Kikyo Kyouka who was sitting on the side and caressing her belly, Li Ke decided not to go to other worlds until she gave birth.
Although strictly speaking, this is not his first child, Li Ke still plans to make the other person the first born child he has ever seen.
It doesn’t matter if you are a boy or a girl, girls are best, boys are also good, and if you have Doraemon as your companion, you will definitely not become a bad person.
Nuwa in the distance showed a smile after seeing the thoughtful Li Ke.
How can gods make people unable to hold things firmly?
The actions of gods must have their own purposes.
So Doraemon and those monster girls lived in Li Ke's home.
And Li Ke also experienced a long-lost daily routine here.
Every day, I transform into the president to urge the work progress of Gogeng Ruri's people, and then go to school from time to time to brush up on my presence. When school is over, I work with Kikyoka——
Originally they were inseparable, but Kikyo was too shy, and both of them couldn't help but do weird things when they were alone with Li Ke, so they drove Li Ke away.
"It's so peaceful..."
Lying on the desk, Li Ke looked at the beautiful photos sent by Heizi's classmate. When his classmates and teachers were not paying attention, Li Ke pinched a handful of real objects, and then continued to lie on the table and look at them under Heizi's reluctant gaze. The phone is gone.
To be honest, Li Ke is very tired of this boring student life, because whether it's Ai-chan, Miss Kuroko behind him, or Miss Yoshida who looks plain and rustic, but actually has that kind of thing inside, they are all It was already in his hands.
As for Yukinoshita Yukino and his ilk, this kind of literary and youthful middle school girl is not his cup of tea.
And the figure is too bad.
Just watch teen romantic comedies in school every day.
only……
"But speaking of it, why have I not entered the college entrance examination even though three months have passed?"
Li Ke looked at the sun hanging high on the playground and couldn't help but ask questions.
Although there are things like Conan that disturb time, Li Ke's side will not be affected, and there are so many creation gods.
Just when he was confused, he saw that the sky that was summer just now turned into winter in an instant. Kuroko-san who just sent him a photo of his sweat-wet shirt, the photo he sent again was in darkness. The full moon is now.
Obviously, the filming location is not very ventilated.
"……What's happening here?"
All these changes were quite sudden. Li Ke didn't even feel that any power was activated, and the whole world changed.
He looked at the playground that was covered with snow almost instantly, and subconsciously opened the group chat he was dragged into after the last party.
Sure enough, after entering the group chat of the 'Developer Group', Li Ke saw a lot of wailing.
Buddha: "Ah! I just dried the dried beans!"
Below this paragraph is a picture of dried tofu covered in heavy snow. Judging from the situation in the picture, these dried tofu are no longer worth saving.
Buddha: "It's so abominable... No, it's the impermanence of all things... I shouldn't be angry."
Odin: "No, everyone can be angry, right? But it's just right for me, because I happen to want to ice fish, well, let's fish with Fenrir's tail!"
After Odin finished speaking, he uploaded a photo of a very handsome wolf, but what did Li Ke think of this wolf with a collar around its neck and the word Fenrir on the collar.
How like a husky.
Loki: "You are embarrassing my child again. Didn't you see that Fenrir's expression was very reluctant?!"
Odin: "No? Fenrir jumped down very happily...ah, hit it."
Odin once again posted a photo, which was a photo of a wolf with its head attached to the ice and its body at a ninety-degree angle to the ice.
And the angle of the capture was very good. If it wasn't the dog... no, it was the wolf with a collar with Fenrir written on it, then Li Ke would never recognize it. It was just a wolf.
It seemed that everyone knew why the world was like this, so Li Ke asked directly.
"So, can someone tell me what's going on with this weather? It can't be Conan, right?"
Li Ke knew that Conan was very evil. At first, he thought that he had seen through Conan, but he did not expect that Conan was so powerful.
Buddha: "Well, it's that once a year... It's easy to deal with it if you know Conan. I don't know why, but every half a year or a year, the distortion points in the little boy named Conan will spread to the whole world." The world, and then the time of the entire world, will be disrupted for a period of time, you just haven't encountered it before."
It’s really Conan!
Li Ke was just making a random guess. I really didn’t expect it to be true!
"Is it so powerful?"
Li Ke remembered that he could easily break away from Conan's abnormality.
"Well, on a cosmic scale, Brahma once saw him three thousand years ago, and this little boy even brought Christmas to India."
"…………"
Li Ke had nothing to say, because it was too outrageous.
"Have you never thought of solving this problem?"
After Li Ke asked this question, a large group of chats and pictures in the chat group showing things damaged by heavy snow and new things they could play with disappeared instantly, and an awkward atmosphere appeared in Li Ke's heart.
Finally, a god broke the awkward atmosphere, but it made Li Ke fall into embarrassment.
Loki: "A god's life needs fun, boy."
"..."
It turns out that you regard the trouble caused by Conan as an adjustment to your life. It’s okay to ignore it anyway, so you just ignore it? !
I just asked why the sentence "Since humans can run, don't change it any more" gives me a strange sense of déjà vu. Are you all programmers? !
Li Ke couldn't help but roar in his heart, because he really had nothing to say. He really couldn't understand the taste and fun of these gods.
At this time, a picture of a white, Greek-style goddess walking in the snow appeared on Li Ke's mobile phone, and at a glance, he knew that the other party had used beauty.
Goddess of Winter: "My season has come, thanks to Conan."
Li Ke admired it, mainly because it was really beautiful. After opening it and saving it, he found a chat bubble with countless expressions appearing in front of him.
Zeus: "Ah, the goddess of winter is so beautiful (tongue), she really makes me want to contact you (shy, a lot of heart), so can the goddess of winter add my contact information? (Shy), I also want the goddess of winter to take a look at my muscles (Proud, sunglasses.)."
"…………"
How low do you want me to lower my impression of God to be satisfied?
Li Ke couldn't help but want to complain. Thursday's strange way of writing and the strange tone of voice that sounded like a drunken and lustful uncle really made Li Ke very curious. How did the other party do it? Many mistresses.
Are they all strong?
Li Ke recalled Zeus's romantic affair and felt that this was really possible.
Loki: "In short, it is neither harmful nor anything that requires too much attention. It can also add fun, so there is no need to worry about him. Anyway, except for those of us who are aware of the abnormality, other people will naturally Wear the right clothes and do the right things.”
Loki's complete explanation made him look less like a deceitful being and more like a person who was too well-intentioned.
After seeing the mustachioed Jesus and the Buddha, Li Ke no longer cared much about the changes in the real world of mythical characters.
Just treat them as ordinary people.
Loki: "So you want to come to Northern Europe? Odin and I will welcome you very much, and the air is also very good, which is very helpful for pregnant women."
Lao Ye: "Speaking of this, I sent Gabriel to take care of your child, Li Ke. According to Gabriel, your daughter, who is still an embryo, is already able to communicate with Gabriel in fluent Latin. ."
So what about the agreed gender of my child? !
If you told me in advance, there would be no such surprise at all!
Li Ke didn't know what to say for a moment. Gabriel in other worlds were very strong people, but Gabriel in his world was a female angel. He was currently lying on Kikyo's head with a concerned look on his face. Beside her, she was watching over Kikyo Ka's condition.
There was nothing but motherhood on her face.
Lao Ye: "My father also said it, and Nuwa and Laojun also agreed... Speaking of which, Buddha, you still ask Guanyin from time to time?"
It’s Avalokitesvara, not Avalokitesvara: “Well, the Buddha did ask me for help, but when I went there, there were already hundreds of saints, so I felt that one more of me is not more, and one less of me is not a lot, so I left one Incarnation.”
Incarnation?
Li Ke raised his head. He remembered that a strange bird always appeared in his home recently, beating constantly around Tachibana Jingxiang. Whenever Tachibana Jingxiang did anything strange, it would sound a warning.
Li Ke always thought it was very spiritual, but he never thought about Guanyin.
"Everyone, there's no need to be so nervous, right?"
Li Ke was a little flattered, but he found them even more annoying. Every time he did something, he would ask the caregivers in the group to stop taking care of his wife.
But every time, he would be looked at like a scumbag, which put a lot of pressure on Li Ke.
Obviously there was no problem in the first few months...
Li Ke couldn't help but sigh.
With the help of Doraemon, it is actually very good. How can we need so much protection? Even before he was born, Nuwa, Zeus, Odin, Lao Ye and his father, as well as Buddha and the three gods have given countless blessing.
To be honest, Li Kejue himself was not as doting on his unborn daughter as these gods were.
But at this moment, as if there were not enough surprises in this world, when Li Ke was thinking about how to politely refuse Hera to come over to help with breastfeeding, his teacher walked into the classroom.
"Although it is sudden, everyone knows that the Alien Race Act has been passed. From now on, those monster girls can move freely in Japan. And today, an intern just happened to join us... Come in, Mia? Mi Ya? Mia?!"
But the person she called could no longer respond to her, because the girl with a snake-like lower body had fainted from the cold.
The busy head teacher looked at the new classmate who had fainted due to low temperature. After looking around, he looked directly at Li Ke.
"Li Ke, aren't you an expert on different races? Come and help!"
Li Ke looked at the classmates around him who had at least upgraded their mobile phones. He noticed the anxious look on his class teacher's face, and it was obvious that the half-snake man who had the aura of a resident of the Black Beast World, Li Ke, finally understood. Why don't the gods deal with Conan anymore.
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