"Although some of Darwin's theories are not very correct, these problems arise due to insufficient research data and the inability to conduct long-term observations. It is already very impressive that he was able to propose the theory of evolution... and many gods actually give living things Evolution has done a lot of confusing things..."
When Jesus said this, his expression was a little complicated.
"For example, I was once disappointed because the fig trees had no fruit when I was hungry, so I cursed the fig trees for not having flowers and fruits... forcing them to be like that... Now that I think about it, I was really going too far. ."
There was a sighing expression on his face, but it made the expressions on Li Ke and Buddha's faces become very exciting.
"Ahem, let's talk about serious things."
Li Ke no longer wanted to hear these things that ruined the world's outlook on life. Once the characters in the myth appeared in reality, the originally unattainable myth would become impossible to complain about.
In particular, the owners of these myths have a sad look on their face, with an expression of 'it's all the young people's fault', which makes people speechless and can only shake their heads helplessly.
"Well, actually I still think we should call the great gods Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva over. Jesus, it would be better for you to hand over your dad too. After all, we are not professionals in this field."
Buddha couldn't help but speak.
No, I feel that if I call them over, my three views will be even more destroyed, and if a God of Creation comes out who can't beat a car, then it will be too much and leave people speechless.
Li Ke couldn't help but sigh. During his close observation, he finally discovered the extraordinary qualities of Jesus and Buddha. But unfortunately, although these two people did shine with powerful auras, they did not have strong power. Even if he recovers his true form, he may not be able to defeat him...
Li Ke paused for a moment. He found that Buddha was relatively capable of hitting. The opponent's physical strength could at least pull an elephant.
But Jesus’ words…
A high school student would be able to defeat him.
Looking at the opponent's frail body, Li Ke really didn't want to complain about anything.
And to be honest, he has never felt any powerful power in this world.
"Well, can the Brahma and Shiva you mentioned beat me?"
Li Ke asked tentatively.
"Can't beat it."
The Buddha spoke confidently.
"My father probably can't beat you either."
Jesus also spoke.
Li Ke was even more speechless.
The God of Creation couldn't beat him, he was really just a bunch of guys playing house.
"But who says that the creation gods must be very strong? The three-phase gods are the embodiment of all things in the universe. As individuals of Shiva, Brahma, and Vishnu, they are not considered powerful, but they are indeed one aspect of the universe. Strong force is useless to them, because they are a manifestation of the will of the universe. If they want strong force, they only need to return to the universe. However, there is no need."
Buddha saw Li Ke's doubts and smiled and explained.
"My father is the same. Gods are the embodiment of the world's will. Strength and weakness don't matter at all. In the final analysis, the idea that strength is everything is stupid from the beginning, because there is no 'love' in this way."
Jesus also spoke at the right time, with a matter-of-fact look on his face.
"..."
Li Ke didn't want to talk. He traversed all the worlds and always relied on power and profit. What he said about love was really a bit over the top.
Even so, he never denied the existence of love.
"It's just that the topic is getting further and further away from what I want to ask for help."
He mumbled a few words casually, and then he was ready to think of a way to continue with his design.
However, at this moment, a snow-white dove suddenly landed next to them, and quite naturally took two bites of the biscuits on the public plate and drank two sips of the coffee in Jesus' cup.
And under Li Ke's keen gaze, the dove spoke to Jesus.
"Hey, son, why did you have the time to call me today, and also asked me to come to such an expensive Starbucks, and also brought Li Ke with you?"
Jesus immediately became energetic and answered while carefully breaking biscuits and feeding them to his father.
"Well, Li Ke wants to transform the lives in another world so that they can live better in that world, so he needs your help."
Pigeon's movements froze, then turned to look at Li Ke, with a strange feeling of disgust in his eyes.
"What about this? To be honest, I don't really want to help. After all, you know, I didn't bother to design the image well in the end... Creating a new ecology is quite troublesome. I don't know about the deep-sea fish and shrimps in the back now. It feels like a nightmare.”
As it spoke, it slowly floated up, but not because of divine power, but because of the Starbucks clerk.
"I'm sorry, sir, for letting this pigeon get in. I'm going to throw it away."
The female Starbucks clerk bowed to them, and then, under the dull eyes of a group of people, she violently threw Yahweh, the supreme god in the Bible, out of the store.
However, Yahweh would not retreat so easily. He took advantage of the opening when the female clerk closed the door and quickly flew back again.
"Huh, people in the lower world are really getting more and more rude."
It wiped the sweat on the top of its head with its wings, then looked at the female clerk who came over again, and spoke seriously.
"Curse you, I curse you for meeting a handsome guy who is attracted to you today, but he already has a girlfriend."
Although Yahweh said his curse, the female shop assistant still did not react at all, because she was just an ordinary person and was not aware of what Yahweh said.
Jesus quickly stood up to stop him. If this female shop assistant pissed off his father, who knew his father would come up with some weird curses.
So he explained while the female clerk looked at her speechlessly.
"Well, this is my father, there is no need to drive him away..."
Jesus went to stop the female clerk and explain, but Yahweh on Li Ke's side did not stop eating and looked at Li Ke.
"Are you Li Ke? Why do you suddenly want to create life? Isn't it enough for you and your wife to create life?"
As he said this, the pigeon, which looked very beautiful at first glance, took a few more bites of biscuits.
Similarly, Li Ke did not feel strong power in this pigeon, but instead felt a faint aura of world power.
But before he could take a closer look, he saw the pigeon running next to the coffee cup again. After taking two sips, he felt it was not working, so he used his paws and mouth to try to add sugar.
Li Ke couldn't stand the effort, so he picked up the sugar spoon and added two spoons of sugar to this Yahweh.
"It's because things caught up with me and I realized that the world was really beyond my capabilities, so I took care of it."
Anyone who can feel the power of the world is not an ordinary person. The last time he could feel the power of the world was the two natural gods, the great red dragon among the dragons in high school and the infinite dragon god.
"Ah, that's great. I was so motivated back then. Well, add two more spoons. I just like sweets as I get older."
Pigeon looked very satisfied with the coffee that Li Ke had piled up for him. After Li Ke stirred it, he took a nice sip and then sighed.
"Ah, every time like this, I feel that the world was created just for this moment..."
The look of enjoyment on its face made Li Ke not know how to complain.
"But helping to change the world is still very troublesome. I am too lazy to do it myself... so we still wait... well, they are already here."
Having said this, Pigeon turned his head and looked at the glass, and then Li Ke saw three strange-looking people appearing here.
One has a pair of big eyebrows and big eyes, which makes him look bright and energetic. He holds a three-stranded steel fork in his hand and wears a moon headdress on his head.
But here's the thing.
This man was naked from the waist up, but only had tiger skin on his lower body. He looked as if he had come from a certain film crew. He was arguing with the clerk at the coffee shop that his clothes were formal wear.
The other one is a typical Indian old man, but the decoration on his body is quite gorgeous, so gorgeous that it is dazzling. The sunlight reflected by just pushing the door open illuminates the old man's side with a golden light.
And the last one is also a human-like one. He has handsome features and looks like a social elite. Not only does he wear gold-rimmed glasses, but he also wears a suit and leather shoes, and carries a notebook. He looks like a CEO or executive, and at worst it. Elite.
Don't tell me this is the Three Phase God?
Li Ke looked at these three dog-looking guys and prayed secretly in his heart.
However, his prayer failed.
"First time we meet, I am Vishnu."
The most missing man shook Li Ke's hand, and then stuffed a business card into Li Ke under Li Ke's attentive gaze.
"This is my publishing house. Are you interested in publishing books from other worlds in this world? If so, please call me on this phone."
Li Ke looked at the gold-plated business card in his hand and the smile on the other person's face, and didn't know what to say for a while.
On the contrary, Yahweh on the side spoke naturally.
"You three came so quickly. I thought Nuwa would come the fastest. After all, she is the closest."
As he spoke, Yahweh took another sip of coffee.
But what he didn't expect was that when he said this, the smile on Vishnu's face disappeared.
"Well, actually we met at the beginning, but well, when I was looking for Nuwa, she was watching the news on videos and happened to see the news about India... so she couldn't tell her..."
As he said this, the elite middle-aged man who called himself Vishnu turned his head away in embarrassment.
"…………"
Li Ke turned on his phone and searched for a while, and then saw the news about Indians forcing women collectively again.
"…………"
Damn it, I plan to communicate with the ancestor of humanity in this world!
Li Ke couldn't help but curse in his heart, but the conversation started smoothly.
"Well, I told you a long time ago that when you were assembling them, something was assembled incorrectly!"
Yahweh looked at the Three Phase God with disgust.
"Seriously, especially you! Shiva, it's not good for you to choose something as your idol, choose that thing!"
When he said this, he also looked at Shiva, because the incarnation of Shiva is Linga, and Linga is the male thing. Yahweh has long wanted to complain.
"Hmm... maybe it's because I'm older. And what your son cut off, isn't it also a sacred relic?"
"Please don't mention this, please! It's precisely because of your attitude that there are always problems with the configuration in India, okay?!"
Shiva retorted not to be outdone.
"It's obviously the fault of the ruling class! As long as proletariat can be achieved..."
"Your factory settings are probably wrong! Do you think it's okay for Nuwa to fix it?! She did it alone!"
Having said this, Brahma on the side spoke.
"Actually, if I had a choice, I would also like to do it alone. When I created humans and the world, these two non-working guys bothered me every day, so now I am beginning to doubt that I created the world. Sometimes, was it because they were so annoying that I lost my mind and made the wrong thing..."
It was okay that he didn't speak. When he spoke, the gold jewelry on his body swayed around, and the entire coffee shop was illuminated with golden light, which made everyone's eyes uncomfortable.
"Hey! I can't pretend I didn't hear this, I also helped!"
Shiva spoke, and skillfully took the hand-cranked coffee machine from the counter, where he started grinding coffee with vigour, while the snake around his neck skillfully got an iron pot, which he placed in Starbucks. A bonfire was raised on the floor, ready to help make coffee.
As for the Starbucks clerk?
Buddha went to stop it.
Brahma nodded, and then a voice full of resentment appeared.
"Yes, he had a quarrel with me by the way and cut off one of my heads...and I've said it a long time ago! It's best for human beings to have three hearts and four lungs, and the more heads the better! This way it won't He will die because his head is missing!"
In an instant, the three people started arguing. Vishnu, who had originally planned to talk to Li Ke, was also affected and was directly dragged into the circle of mutual accusations.
One said your software was a fool, the other said you didn't design the responsibilities well from the beginning, and both of them accused the other of making arbitrary demands. They even blamed each other for not reminding them to use the reset button, causing humans to be unable to restart normally after death.
And as time went by, there were more and more creator gods in this coffee shop, but no one thought of helping Li Ke design, and they all joined in to blame each other for the shortcomings of this human product. among.
So, Li Ke, who watched the whole process, made a decision.
"I'd better go find those people who draw monster girls' books for help."
Li Ke gave up on the gods.
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