The next moment a big hole was opened in Ye Ge's head, countless angels instantly appeared next to the man who fired the gun.
The archangel Uriel cut off the man's head with one sword, and then Michael kicked the man's soul to hell.
Before the man could react, Lucifer, who was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, grabbed him and stuffed him into his mouth, chewing him continuously.
When he screamed and was chewed into a puddle of mud, he saw a pigeon flying in front of him in the hell, but before he could say anything, the pigeon grabbed his collar, snap It's just two big dicks.
"You are the one who dares to hurt my son?!"
Then, when this person was confused, he saw a person wearing yellow clothes lying on the ground, with an expression as if he was seeing someone of the same kind.
And if he heard correctly, the person next to him called him...
'Judas'.
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"Oh... there's no need to be so exaggerated. Although I'm still a mortal, it's okay to make a hole in my forehead..."
Jesus looked at the angels who gathered around him with an embarrassed expression, and couldn't help scratching his head.
"There is no need to send his whole family to hell for eighteen generations..."
"Although Lord Jesus said this, he has hurt you! This will cause us a lot of trouble!"
Gabriel cried and looked at the new stigmata on Jesus' forehead, and his tears couldn't stop falling.
She had watched Jesus grow from an embryo, so she was the saddest one after seeing Jesus injured.
If Jesus hadn't resisted so violently, she would have put Jesus on her knees for comfort by now.
"No, I think the only thing that will bother you is the current religious personnel. If they know that you have the same holy mark as Emperor Yongle on your forehead, then I think many believers will laugh so hard that they will go to hell. In fact, Go on, I almost laughed."
Peter, Jesus’ first disciple, touched his chin and looked at the bullet hole on Jesus’ forehead to express his opinion. He even switched to a picture of Emperor Yongle to show to Jesus, and even asked Jesus to look in a mirror for comparison. .
"Um...brother, are you blasphemy? I saw devil horns growing on your head, and you are laughing, right?"
His brother Andre looked at his brother with some worry. He was a little worried about his brother's faith.
"It doesn't matter. Emperor Yongle is in hell anyway, and there are so many bad presidents there. What's the matter with Xiaoxiao?"
Casually pulling out the devil horns on his head and throwing them aside, Peter looked at the speechless Jesus and couldn't help but ask.
"But speaking of this, Lord Jesus, I have wanted to ask you for a long time, how do you feel when you see the cross? After all, this is a torture instrument to kill you."
When he said this, the angels couldn't help but keep silent.
And Jesus' face became serious.
On the side, Andre looked at his brother and Jesus with a serious face in panic. He was very worried that if he was not careful, his brother would degenerate into a devil.
"Well, to be honest, I have mixed feelings, especially after knowing that the gun that killed me is called the Holy Spear. Shouldn't it be called the devil's weapon? Why is it called the Holy Spear? It looks like I am some big devil who needs to be defeated..."
Jesus touched his chin and complained.
"And every time I see the cross, I feel phantom pain! It really hurts at that time. Although I can't understand the feelings of believers who miss me and commemorate my sacrifice for people, to be honest, it always feels weird. a feeling of……"
Jesus' expression was quite complicated. He had wanted to say something about this for a long time, but he was concerned about the mood of the believers, so he had endured it until now.
All the angels and Andre breathed a sigh of relief, but before they could be thankful that this was not Jesus' minefield, Peter on the side began to complain again.
"Yes, I want to complain when I talk about this. Every time I see the clergy in the movie holding a cross with your statue to exorcise demons, and then the demon retreats in fear, I can't help but wonder if it's because of the demon. I feel that your death is very tragic and scary..."
What on earth are you talking about! !
Andre didn't know what to say anymore.
However, before he could react, Buddha on the side received a phone call, and after finishing the call, he looked at Jesus.
"That Jesus, Nuwa, Brahma, and Odin asked you to call your dad to go to the developer group for a meeting..."
Jesus was stunned for a moment, then walked over and said something that made Peter and Andre's eyes glaze over.
"Oh? Is this time to solve the problem of the product not being able to restart automatically?"
"No, it's to verify the probability of humans becoming gods. Now they think it's a bit low. There are basically not many gods among the more than 6 billion. Although there is a high-quality god, he is too horny, so they plan to Adjust the probability and overall quality of the card pool..."
"It won't be the end of the world again, right?"
"Of course not, this time it's an online upgrade..."
"Mechanical ascension?"
"No, no, if you ascend mechanically, you won't be able to experience suffering and awaken from suffering!"
"What is that? And mechanical ascension is super cool, okay?"
"I don't know, but it seems to be to improve human energy talents? It seems to be adjusted from reincarnation? There is also something about whether to break the rules and formally invite Li Ke to join the lifelong team, because just last night, he The personality of the Creator God appeared..."
These words made everyone present feel that they had heard something extraordinary.
"Andre?"
Peter looked at the Buddha and Jesus walking away, and couldn't help but express his thoughts to his brother.
"Please hit my head hard with a stool. I want to forget this black memory."
"Okay, brother, no problem, brother."
The first caller was Andre.
He raised his mace behind his brother's back.
But the above has nothing to do with Li Ke. Although the developer meeting of the gods appeared because of him, it has nothing to do with him.
He is now sitting leisurely in his seat at school, leisurely flirting with Heizi behind him on his mobile phone.
It was obvious that Heizi's feet were stretched up Li Ke's pants, but the upper bodies of the two of them were still sitting upright, with no problem at all, as if they were very serious.
On the other side, Ai Himura couldn't stand it anymore, so she looked away and didn't look at the thing that made her cheeks heat up. Fei Ju, the guardian cat girl whom Li Ke had just met before, frowned because she felt the aura of a long-lost enemy approaching their location.
This smell was very familiar to him, and she always felt that this smell would compete with her for the owner.
but……
In fact, there are already cats grabbing it.
Looking at the two cats, one black and one white, lying lazily outside the window, Feiju subconsciously showed a fierce expression to protect the food, but unfortunately, the black and white cats ignored her, because they didn't Similarly, they are cats that have already eaten, but Feiju is not.
"Well, I still want to go to the Black Beast World."
Li Ke let out a long sigh, because what he knew about the timing of the black beast was not only the black beast, but also the anti-demon ninja.
These two temptations combined would make it impossible for him not to go even if he didn't want to.
"However, I really don't want to hold a grand federation. The routine of the brave always feels very low-end, because the brave can't solve anything."
Turning the pen and playing with Heizi's feet in boat socks, Li Ke rubbed the other person's delicate little toes a little, and then came up with an idea.
"Isn't it okay to support someone who can't be offended? No, no, it's still boring."
After coming out of the Death God World, he always felt that he had been suppressed for a long time. The women in the Death God World were all very conservative types. Even the most open-minded Shifengin Yoruichi could only accept being with Suihou.
And all kinds of tricks are unacceptable.
In terms of skills, they are in inverse proportion to their combat abilities. There is no way to compare them, let alone compared to Tifa in a certain world. Even Lala's progress is faster than their combined speed.
This is of course due to the different nature of the world, and the talents of both parties in this area are naturally different.
"But the gap is too big. Lala's skills... huh?"
Just when Li Ke couldn't help mumbling to himself, he saw the miko lady appearing in front of him at some point?
"You guy...what's going on! Why did you suddenly become stronger again?"
The miko lady was breathing heavily and her face was flushed. She was subconsciously recognized as a 'subordinate god' by Li Ke. She had always received strength and protection from Li Ke, but because it was too small, Li Ke didn't notice it.
However, since yesterday, this kind of protection has been increasing, and she didn't notice it at first. At this moment, the witch girl Cia desperately discovered that only Li Ke's power was left in her body!
The previous slow increase was just opening up a path!
It has completely transformed into the shape of Li Ke!
Li Ke's power is the same as him!
It's something improper!
And because of the gods she believed in, these powers were constantly transformed into specific divine powers in her body. She finally understood why her gods were not doing anything right all day long, clamoring to watch Kagura dance every day!
Because the nature of divine power can really affect a person’s state!
Now, she has changed her underwear several times just during the time she went to school! Something that a baby would only use if he had to put it on!
"Huh? How did you..."
Li Ke smelled the smell of the sea. Just as he was about to speak, the witch lady covered his mouth.
"Speak quickly! Otherwise, if you don't solve this problem, the girls you regard as yours will become like this! And the more you understand the world, the more it will be affected! And you learn to control it faster! Your divine power! Don’t pour it into me all day long!”
The miko lady wanted to cry. Li Ke's unconsciousness as a god and his lack of faith directly caused the power given to gods in this world to be unable to enter Li Ke's body, and could only be poured into the bodies of these 'god concubines'.
It's okay for ordinary people. They don't know the reality of this world and won't have much reaction.
But they are different!
They are the ones who can 'see'! The impact is thousands of times!
The impact on ordinary people is probably "Hey, if they want to have sex with Li Ke", they just want to be made to have a personality disorder!
Especially her, as a human god, her senses are ten times that of ordinary psychics!
But Li Ke's magical power still carries his thoughts!
What other people would envy and cry after seeing it, to her, was a horn that kept urging her and Li Ke to have a baby!
"What kind of divine power? I have good control over my power, okay?"
Li Ke pursed his lips, then stretched out his hand to touch the other person's heart, but the next moment, his face became serious.
Because it doesn't feel right in the hand, it's a little hard.
Then the next moment, the miko lady squatted on the ground holding her belly.
This made Li Ke look at his fingers in surprise and couldn't believe it.
"When did I master martial arts?"
He has been yearning for this kind of martial arts that can make people fall into love with just one finger for a long time!
"idiot!"
The miko lady roared unbearably, then grabbed Li Ke's collar and rushed out of the classroom.
The people in the first class have become accustomed to it, and some people even opened the market. How long will it take for the next beautiful girl to grab Li Ke's collar and rush out.
The miko lady didn't hesitate. She grabbed Li Ke and entered the health room. The female health teacher saw her flushed face as soon as she opened her mouth. After giving Li Ke a thumbs up, she took out the key.
"There are contraceptives in the cabinet. When you're done, clean up, lock the door, and give the key to the doorman. Then I'll go out to drink."
After saying that, the health teacher took off his white coat while humming a song and drove out, leaving only the blushing miko and a confused Li Ke.
"That health teacher is so irresponsible."
Li Ke pointed at the back of the health teacher as he left, but before he could speak, the witch lady grabbed him by the collar again.
Then, he was kissed on the lips by the miko lady.
After leaving for a long time, what he saw was the shy, angry and unwilling face of the miko.
"Although I'm very reluctant, I really can't bear it anymore... be gentler! Don't use those messy things and techniques on me!"
The miko lady grabbed his collar in shame and anger and said something that he couldn't understand at all.
Although he was very happy that the miko lady who had long been regarded as his wife took the initiative, but the good habits he had developed in the world of death prevented him from directly taking action like before, but asked.
"In the end what happened?"
The miko lady's brain was almost burned out. She had always had a crush on Li Ke, but now, under the influence of 'myth', she was frantically trying to complete the ritual of the concubine.
"Don't you know it yourself?!"
The witch lady threw Li Ke onto the bed.
However, just when she was finishing the 'myth', Feiju, who was worried about enemies robbing her, suddenly twitched her ears and her face changed drastically, because...
She heard the cry for help from her anti-demonic ninja teacher, Asaki Iga, who was sent to the Seven Shields Alliance!
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