"Hey, are you trying too hard?"
Shifengyuan Yoruichi looked at Shiba Kukaku who seemed to have made a big decision with a speechless face, and couldn't help but yawned.
"It's very likely that Li Ke just needs your popularity in Rukongai... After all, he seems to be in short supply and is always recruiting people."
Speaking of this, Sifengyuan Yeyi couldn't help but think of what happened when he and Li Ke went out to abduct people every day, and suddenly thought of something.
Li Ke, seems to ask her to help distribute some live broadcasts and movies?
When did it happen?
She scratched her head, looked around, and then found a plan that had been stained with natto from under her butt, and then saw the date.
six months ago.
Shifouin Yoruichi, who felt guilty and stuffed the plan under the tatami, and wanted to pretend it didn't exist, looked at Shiba Kuukaku, who had watched what she was doing the whole time, and trembled her shoulders.
"That's probably it. He doesn't need you to do anything further. If you really feel bad about it, just show more of your thighs and shoulders in front of him... Well, just lower your chest a little bit."
Shiba Kongkaku's mouth twitched when he heard it, and he was speechless.
"Hey, is that the man you like?"
Si Fengyuan Yoruichi paused for a moment, but soon calmed down.
"Yes, but he is Sui Feng's fiancé, and he doesn't ask you to do anything else. It's just a feast for the eyes, and I like to watch it too."
Saying that, Shifouin Yoruichi looked at the deep ravine of Shiba Kūkaku, and even stretched out his hand to drag it, making Shiba Kūkaku push his friend away with a blushing face.
"I'm not your little bee. If you want to see it, just watch your little bee."
She couldn't stand this friend of hers, because when she was touched by Sifengyuan Yoruichi, she felt a little uncomfortable, but Sifengyuan Yoruichi obviously enjoyed it.
And no matter how perverted things Sifengyuan Yeyi does, she won't be surprised.
Because Sifengyuan Yoruichi really peeked at the girls taking a shower!
And he commented on the other person’s figure like an uncle!
"But she doesn't have Broken Bee here!"
Sifengyuan Yoruichi dragged the huge lump on his chest, and then sighed.
Because of Li Ke, her figure is much better than that of her peers, so it is quite convincing for her to say that Zhanfeng has nothing.
"Your little bee will cry when you say that about her, right?"
Looking helplessly at his friends, Shiba Kukaku naturally understood why Shifouin Yoruichi was making such a gag, which was to make them pay less.
Because if they really do this, then the Shifengyuan family will undoubtedly become the "superior family" of the Shiba family. In this way, the friendship between the two of them will have a lot more things, which neither of them want. See things.
"Yeah, that's about it, right? But the Crying Bee is also super cute."
Sifengyuan Yoruichi laughed like an idiot and rolled on the ground, because when she thought of Zaifeng crying in front of her in grievance, she still resisted daring to wipe her tears and wanted to stop directly. She just thinks it's super cute and wants to tease her so much.
There is no way, Li Ke no longer has time, Si Fengyuan Yoruichi has to put his extra energy on Zai Bee, and Zai Bee is the only subordinate who will always be as cute as ever no matter how she teases her.
"I really don't understand the relationship between you. Although the guy named Li Ke is excellent, he's not at this level..."
Shiba Kukaku really didn't understand why Shifouin Yoruichi could talk about the lives of the people he liked and other people's fiancées so naturally, and even defend them so much.
The things I love……
"After all, I am 'Sifengyuan'."
Sighing helplessly, Sifengyuan Yoruichi no longer maintained his indifferent look, but lay down on the ground in a big posture.
"Although Li Ke will definitely give me a wedding if I ask for it, but what if I am happy? She did all this for me. Whether it is the engagement with Li Ke or becoming a bodyguard, it is all for me. , not for the Bee Family."
Aizen has seen the Shinigami manga, not to mention his most trusted Shifengin Yoruichi, and Li Ke has never hidden it from him.
Ye Yi even saw her notebooks and pornographic pictures in Li Ke's undeleted information.
"Zuifeng's love for me is not pure, and she has indeed sacrificed a lot. If I fail her, the name of Sifengyuan will be shamed, and the child will probably completely collapse, right?"
The man she admired and gave everything to took away her husband. Such a blow...
The Broken Bee couldn't bear it.
"No, I think the child will be very happy to see you with the person she likes."
Shiba Kūkaku complained at the right time. Zuihou's favorable impression of Shifouin Yoruichi almost made people wonder if she had been brainwashed. There was simply no bottom line.
Even she could see that the reason why Sui Feng was so satisfied with Li Ke was that she really liked Li Ke and that Li Ke had done a lot for Si Fengyuan Ye Yi.
Although Shifouin Yoruichi has not yet joined the Gotei Thirteenth Division, it is obvious that as long as she joins, the Second Division will be in her hands, and there is a high probability that it will become a subordinate unit of the secret mobile team.
This is Li Ke's contribution, so according to Shiba Kukaku, if he sees Li Ke and Shifengin Yoruichi kissing each other, that little bee will probably be angry first, then blush, and finally very happy.
That is to say, the silly cat in front of her didn't see how perverted her little bee was now.
"Huh? Can you understand Broken Bee better than me? I'm the one who spends the whole day with her!"
Shifengyuan Yoruichi looked at her best friend speechlessly. She was a woman who had watched the plot. How could a mere Shiba Kongkaku question her for not understanding her little bee? !
"In fact, when we are together all day long, it is difficult to see a person clearly."
Shiba Kukaku nodded Shifouin Yoruichi's head.
"Actually, you can ask. If it's just a joke, no one will care, right?"
Although it is not good to interfere with Little Bee's marriage, if the problem between the three of them can be solved, it can barely be regarded as repaying the favor.
joke……
Sifengyuan Yeyi's heart was about to go crazy. Although she had already decided not to interfere with Sui Feng's marriage, what if it happened?
And if it’s just a joke, then it’s not a big problem, right?
I often make jokes myself.
Is there nothing wrong with this problem?
The cat's heart beat wildly, and she looked at the reason why the Shifengin family was disgraced by letting others see the way Yoru-sama and Kukaku-sama communicated. At work, Zaifeng came over with tea.
Although reason and morality tell her that she should not be willful for her own sake...
However, like Aizen, she is not Yoruichi Shifouin who has experienced hundreds of years of vicissitudes. Now, she is just a girl who is troubled by her own heart.
So, she looked at Zui Bee who was confused and asked in a joking tone.
"Hey, Broken Bee, how about you and Li Ke marry us together?"
What she originally wanted to say was, 'Zhoufeng, we have such a good relationship, how about marrying Li Ke together? ’, but because of her nervousness and her desire to stop herself, her tongue and brain were tied up, and she said something that shocked everyone.
Broken Bee was stunned, and the tray in his hand fell to the ground.
Shiba Kukaku even opened her mouth. She didn't know how to describe Shifouin Yoruichi's actions. She wondered if her friend had a hole in his brain to be able to say such terrible words!
After a long silence, Broken Bee screamed out.
"Lord Yoruichi! What are you talking about!"
Broken Bee's face was full of anger and disbelief, as if he was looking at a stranger.
Such an expression made Si Fengyuan Yeyi subconsciously want to retreat, and scratched his cheek awkwardly, wanting to say that it was just a joke or something.
However, before she could turn into a laugh and open her mouth, she saw Sui Feng kneeling down solemnly, placing his hands in front of the tatami, and then lowered his head to her placed hands.
"Please! Please take care of me!"
Shifengyuan Ye was dumbfounded, and Shiba Kukaku on the side was almost the same. She covered her face in pain, secretly thinking that this time it was over.
He considered Li Ke's crime to death.
Because Zhaifeng uses the etiquette used by a wife when facing her husband!
"If I commit seppuku, Li Ke should be able to forgive me, right?"
This is the only thought in her mind now.
Now Zhanfei's mind was groggy, and he only felt a huge sense of happiness appearing in his heart.
Li Ke is the person she likes, and Sifengyuan Yeyi is also the person she likes.
She could dedicate everything to Sifengyuan Yeyi, and she was even more willing to give her life to Li Ke.
She always believed that Li Ke and herself were married, and the close cooperation between the husband and wife, and working for Sifengyuan Yeyi were the happiest things in the world.
However, Li Ke broke this happiness and made her very sad.
However, I never expected that Mr. Ye Da would have the idea of marrying them home together! The three of us will always be together!
Li Ke can be loyal to Lord Ye Da without any scruples. He does not have to leave Li Ke, and can follow Lord Ye Da legitimately.
What a blessing!
She already wished that yesterday was the wedding day!
Broken Bee's eyes have become dull, steam is constantly coming out of his head, his face has turned red, and his hands are even a little hot.
This is a situation that occurs when the soul affects the body. Obviously, she really feels happy and happy, otherwise this situation would not happen!
This thing seems outrageous, but in fact it is not: the pressure that Li Ke left on her, Li Ke's contribution to Si Fengyuan Ye Yi, the close contact and communication between the two, and the vague Some romantic rumors between them had actually forced this little bee to the point of breaking out.
Sifengyuan Yoruichi just broke this point by accident.
"Lord Yoruichi! When will we hold the wedding?!"
Zuihou's eyes were dull and she held onto Yoruichi Shiba's hand as if she was sleepwalking. But when Yoruichi Shiba looked at Shiba Kukaku for help, she saw that the other party was stabbing her with a knife. He was gesturing with something on his belly, as if he was looking for a better place to perform the knife.
Obviously, this cannot be counted on.
So Si Fengyuan Ye Yi looked at Sui Feng's hot eyes...
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"So you agreed?"
Li Ke sat expressionlessly on the chair, supporting his chin with both hands, looking at Si Fengyuan Yoruichi, who was kneeling in front of him.
Sifengyuan Yeyi also knew that he had done something wrong. He cautiously raised his head and glanced at Li Ke. When he found that Li Ke still looked expressionless, he carefully lowered his head.
Even the voice that answered Li Ke became cautious, even gentle.
"Uh-huh……"
Urahara Kisuke on the side laughed out loud. After receiving Li Ke's death gaze, he coughed twice and thought about a reason before speaking.
"Well, isn't this good? Mr. Li Ke, if you marry Mr. Ye Yi of Sifengyuan, then we can get the support of most of the nobles in the Soul Society. In this case, our plan will be more effective. It went well.”
Urahara Kisuke is a conservative. He agrees to cleanse the scumbag nobles, but he does not agree to completely abolish the aristocracy. After all, the nobles have held power for a long time, and it is better to evolve peacefully.
That's why he couldn't help laughing just now, because this was exactly what he wanted to see.
If it were just Broken Bee, there would be no way to tie the nobles to Li Ke's chariot.
When Sifengyuan Ye saw someone supporting him, he immediately nodded crazily.
"Yes, yes! There are many benefits!"
but……
Li Ke didn't move, but looked at Urahara Kisuke expressionlessly for a while, and then gave instructions to Newton and Edison who were standing behind him and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
"Come here, take Urahara Kisuke out of Aruba. When will he split the big tree in the middle for me like Tom Cat, when will it be over?"
Urahara Kisuke's face turned green on the spot, he had seen Tom and Jerry! Of course I know what that scene is like.
However, the two scientific masters hugged his arms on the left and right and lifted him up from his seat.
"Wait! Mr. Li Ke! I have bled for you! I have worked for you! Newton! Edison, please advise Mr. Li Ke! And Einstein, you laughed too! Don't think I didn't see it. ! Wait, at least don’t put on a sack! I want to see the adults! I want to see the adults!!”
Then, Urahara Kisuke's voice turned into a scream, which made Nirvana, who also came to the meeting, smile like a vibrator. He subconsciously wanted to see a joke, but under Li Ke's eyes, he coughed lightly and sat upright. .
Si Fengyuan Yoruichi, who was nodding wildly before, became more honest, and even adjusted his kneeling posture to make himself look more humble.
At the same time, she secretly cursed herself for saying it at the wrong time. If Li Ke was not in the meeting but alone, she could put her clothes in front of her now and make the ultimate apology.
However, just as she was quietly waiting for the death penalty and Li Ke was about to reprimand, a man spoke.
"I think it's pretty good, too."
The person who said this waited until Urahara Kisuke started screaming before speaking...
Aizen.
"ha?!"
Li Ke.
screamed.
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