For cats, the base of the tail is a very sensitive part.
So are the ears.
So does the belly.
When a cat surrenders to you, she will curl up her limbs and expose her fragile belly for you to play with. She will purr when you make her feel comfortable.
And all this.
Sifengyuan will appear every night.
Looking at Shifengyuan Yoruichi in his arms, with his hands and feet curled up like a cat, and the smile on his face very much like a cat, Li Ke couldn't help but think of the time when he and the other party fought before. the words said.
"Hey...I regret it."
The soles of his bad feet ooze pus, the top of his head has sores, he gives birth to a son without an asshole, and he killed everyone in the world in his previous life. Such a person will definitely not be him.
That's right, it definitely won't be me.
After touching the top of his head and rubbing the soles of his feet on the mattress to make sure there was no pus, Li Ke nodded seriously.
but……
Li Ke picked up a piece of black hair and looked at it for a while, then became speechless.
Because Yoruichi really sheds her hair.
Not only were there some weird hairs that fell out due to too much friction, there would also be hair falling out from the parts where she transformed into a cat.
Li Ke couldn't help but sigh when he saw the cat ears that were constantly shaking on the head of Sifengyuan Ye and the cat hair falling on his pillow.
If Sifengyuan was at his house day and night, his bedding would probably be covered in cat hair.
Catching Si Fengyuan Yoruichi's tail wrapped around his dagger, Li Ke stroked the opponent's tail while thinking about what was going to happen next.
When things have reached this point, it is obviously impossible for Si Fengyuan Yoruichi to be someone else's woman, but he also doesn't want to be a wife, so the only solution for now is to become a captain or vice-captain. Only then can we not be so embarrassed on the bright side.
"With my Zanpakutō's ability, if it is completely exposed, it will definitely be feared."
Looking at his hand, his Zanpakuto now has the ability to decompose and reorganize. Taking these two abilities alone will not make people feel afraid.
Because regardless of whether it is decomposition or reorganization, similar abilities exist, and they are not particularly outstanding.
However, if a person's Zanpakuto possesses these two abilities at the same time, it will inevitably attract the attention of other nobles, so...
"Expose the reorganization. Decomposition will arouse jealousy, but reorganization will attract favor, because no one will deal with a doctor openly... and Unohana Retsu also knows my strength, and I will do the same if I go to her division. Behave better.”
Touching Ye Yi's cat ears, Li Ke felt Ye Yi's body trembling slightly, and there was also a confused cry when waking up in the morning from his mouth.
Then, the moment Sifengyuan Yeyi opened his eyes, he saw Li Ke's face.
Rarely, a slight blush appeared on her face, but it immediately turned into hearty laughter. She laughed strangely and climbed on Li Ke's body. Her elastic but equally soft body rubbed against Li Ke's body. .
However, she also changed the cat's ears and tail back because she didn't want Li Ke to grab her cat's tail.
"Isn't this lady's body great?"
After saying something that definitely should not be said by a girl, Shifengyuan Yoruichi was very proud.
"Well, it's really great."
Li Ke nodded. Sifengyuan Yeyi really fully explained that women and cats are both liquids. She was able to do some incredible moves, and even continued to practice gymnastics and women's movements in the next life. Even the female snitch can’t do yoga.
But she was very relaxed!
You know, another effect of women's yoga is this. Li Ke is very clear about this, because tears in the next life show him the results of yoga. And he occasionally saw Kikyo's yoga group, where many discussions were about the effectiveness of yoga movements in actual combat.
What is the actual combat?
emmm…
Anyway, yoga is not suitable for martial arts and boxing.
This is not about Li Ke's humiliation, but about India's cold weapons. Although they have such things as crucible steel, they are very powerful. Indian swords were also very powerful in ancient times, but India's traditional martial arts...
The moves are weird, and so are the weapons.
In a world without extraordinary abilities, the weirder the weapons and tricks, the faster you will die. Many things that look flashy are really useless without swords, shields and spear barrels.
Moreover, without any contact with actual combat martial arts, you will want to keep your joints in a state of subluxation and in a state of extreme stretching for a long time.
But yoga does.
But just like the cat, instead of being manipulated by Li Ke, Si Fengyuan Yoruichi has his own ideas.
for example.
She liked Li Ke lying on her back very much.
Yes, Sifengyuan Yoruichi likes Li Ke to hold her from behind, and also likes Li Ke to bite her neck. When biting her neck, Sifengyuan Yoruichi will be even more excited.
And just like a cat can wag its butt, Shifouin Yoruichi can too!
Totally a cat demon.
"Stop making trouble, otherwise you won't be able to attend the covert maneuver meeting today."
Li Ke gently pinched Sifengyuan Yoruichi's cheek, making her show a cute expression, and Li Ke pointed at the time.
Sifengyuan Yeyi stuck out her tongue. Having just tasted the sweetness, she really wanted to stop attending Xing Jun's meeting and hang out with Li Ke for a while longer.
But this won't work. Both Li Ke and she have things to do.
"Hey, Li Ke is really a ruthless guy."
Sifengyuan Yeyi kissed Li Ke's cheek gently, then sat up in Li Ke's flow, stretched, showed his curves and beautiful figure to Li Ke, and then turned around as if no one else was there. Started to get dressed.
Her skillful posture and unabashed attitude made Li Ke want to sigh inexplicably, as if the two were already an old couple.
That's what cat-like girls are like, a little too independent.
After putting on Xing Jun's clothes, Sifengyuan Yeyi also jumped to the window of this room. Just when Li Ke thought she would leave directly, she suddenly turned her head and looked at Li Ke.
"Speaking of which, you don't seem to like girls exposing their bodies to other men and having too much intimate contact, right?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
Li Ke had a strange feeling, while Si Fengyuan Ye Yi laughed and jumped out of the window, leaving Li Ke with a arrogant back.
"Nothing! Just asking!"
Li Ke couldn't help but laugh. It was too childish for him to behave like a tsundere when he was such an adult.
but……
"Are you willing to curb your wild nature for me? It's really impossible if you don't take it seriously."
Li Ke looked at his Zanpakutō and sighed helplessly.
Even if it was to respond to Shifengyuan Yoruichi, he would still make a name for himself in this decadent Soul Society for the time being.
And Sifengyuan Yoruichi also felt her cheeks were a little hot. Of course she could say this kind of thing that was almost a confession, but it was still a bit irritating to her when she had just gone through personnel matters and everything inside was still there. of.
Cats can be shy too.
Quickly leaping over the roof, Si Fengyuan Yoichi continued to move in the direction of stealth maneuvers.
Those Xing Jun who guarded her quickly followed her after discovering her appearance. Because they knew that Sifengyuan Yeyi and Li Ke had some secret contacts, they were not surprised by Sifengyuan Yeyi's sudden disappearance.
However, among the people responsible for guarding Si Fengyuan Yoruichi today, there is a special being.
"Zhou Bee, good morning!"
Seeing Li Ke's real fiancée, Sifengyuan Yeyi felt somewhat guilty. She really didn't intend to steal the man who admired her subordinate at first, but she couldn't hold it back for a moment...
Just ate it.
So now that she saw Zaihou, Si Fengyuan Yoruichi felt quite guilty, but she hid it very well and did not let Zaihou find out.
"Good morning, Lord Yoruichi."
Zifeng looked at Yoruichi Sifengyin who was acting a little strange. It was obvious that Yoruichi Sifengyin didn't act like anything was wrong, but she still felt that something strange had happened.
Especially last night, when she was eating, her bowl and chopsticks broke for no reason. When she went out this morning, her shoelaces also broke for no reason. This made her feel a little uncomfortable, but she didn't know that something bad had happened to her.
In order to cover up her unnaturalness, Sifengyuan Yoruichi gently stroked Sui Feng's hair as usual, but the moment she stretched out her hand to touch Sui Feng, she thought of a very crucial thing.
She didn't wash her hands...
"Why are you so lethargic, Broken Bee! You are usually quite lively."
Fanning the smell away at a speed that Zhan Bee could not see, Si Fengyuan Yoruichi quickly ran and asked questions. And Broken Bee was indeed what she thought, and she didn't have time to analyze the smell in the air.
"Ah, Mr. Ye Da, I always felt that something bad happened last night, so I was a little worried. There were many bad signs yesterday..."
The running Zipeng quickly answered Sifengyin Yoruichi. She was still a younger sister and looked at Sifengyin Yoruichi in front of her with worried eyes. She was very worried about something going wrong with Sifengyin Yoruichi.
Because the only bad thing she could think of was that something happened to Sifengyuan Yeyi.
But what she didn't know was that when she said these words, Sifengyuan Yoruichi almost broke out in cold sweat on her back. She didn't know how to face and compensate Zaihou now.
So, now she could only force out a comforting smile.
"Ah, it must be just your illusion. Ominous signs and so on are all superstition, superstition!"
Her hearty smile made Sui Feng smile brightly. As long as Si Fengyuan Ye Yi was fine, she would be very happy. The so-called signs were naturally superstitious.
"Well, if Lord Yoruichi says so, then that's it!"
She showed a bright smile from the heart, which made Si Fengyuan Yeyi feel quite embarrassed looking at the other party's pure smile, and even wanted to hide in Li Ke's arms.
Or, drag Li Ke along and let him accept the condemnation of conscience.
However, after laughing, Broken Bee's expression became hesitant again.
"In addition, Lord Ye Yi, I am also very worried. Lord Yi Zang...has he really helped you? Is he really capable and qualified to help you?"
When Zhifeng said this, she was actually a little surprised, because she found that she was jealous of Li Ke, jealous that Li Ke could become the guard of the Maggot Nest, jealous that Li Ke could replace her and become the supporter of Si Fengyuan Ye Yi , jealous that Li Ke's talent is better than his own, and he can serve Si Fengyuan Ye Yi.
However, Sifengyuan Yoruichi's stomach hurt even more.
"Ah, well, Li Ke's ability is still outstanding... his strength is also very good... his endurance, speed, and strength are also..."
Sifengyuan Yeyi came to his senses mid-sentence and realized that what he said was not the same thing as what Suihou wanted to hear!
However, just when she stopped, Broken Bee spoke.
"In other words, Master Yi Zang's power is not enough to meet your needs?"
No, no, it's really enough. It's better to say that it's a complete loss.
Thinking of last night's battle, Sifengyuan Yoruichi broke out in a cold sweat, because to her, it was completely dominated.
When she was fighting Li Ke at the beginning, she was still able to choose the rhythm she liked, but later on, she completely surrendered and lived like a house cat.
But Broken Bee still had to be able to answer the question, so she spoke quickly.
"Ah, that's actually enough... Well, Broken Bee, you don't need to compete with Li Ke."
There was a sense of comparison in what Zaifeng said just now, which made Si Fengyuan Yoruichi feel that something was wrong, but immediately, Zaibei's words made her smile become stiffer.
"Lord Yoruichi!"
The broken bee screamed loudly, frightening Si Fengyuan Ye Yiyi.
"ah?"
"Please don't accommodate Master Li Ke and ignore his shortcomings because of me! We are working hard for the Sifengyuan family, so if we are not capable, please don't cover up for Master Li Ke because of our origins and relationships. !”
Zhifeng felt the hesitation and perfunctoryness in Sifengyuan's words. She didn't know that it was because of her, and thought that Li Ke was not capable enough to handle the guarding work of the Maggot Nest.
After all, the number of Xing soldiers in the Maggot Nest has increased a lot recently, and there are rumors that some troublesome prisoners have also been recruited. She thinks this is a compromise because of Li Ke's lack of ability.
After all, when did Xing's army become so short of men that it needed to find those sinners from the Soul Society?
I'm afraid it was Li Ke's compromise with the prisoners inside so that he could manage the Maggot Nest.
If Li Ke had communicated more with his fiancée, this misunderstanding would certainly not have occurred, but Li Ke did not have time.
Of course Sifengyuan Yeyi knew why Li Ke didn't have time to communicate with Zhanfeng, so looking at Zhanfeng with a determined look on his face, Sifengyuan Yeyi...
My stomach hurts even more.
