Obviously, there is no antidote.
Lala had just configured this thing, how could there be an antidote?
"No!"
"Then this is really bad."
"Woooooooooooo!! (Help! Help!)"
After Kuroko got a negative answer, he smiled and stroked his cheek, then dragged Yoshida Saki's neck with one hand and covered the other person's mouth with one hand. With Yoshida Saki's constant struggle, he headed towards an unknown place. Moved forward.
What's even worse is Li Ke's side. Yui Furutagawa has completely lost the ability to resist. Her eyes are blurred and her breathing is short. She only needs a suitable room to basically use it.
There is no way, her rank is still too low. Although she has very rich theoretical knowledge, her shame-prone heart and serious personality cannot resist Li Ke's skills that have been baptized by countless demons and monsters!
"Hey... these people are really making a fuss."
Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but sigh. He couldn't help but yawn when he looked at Li Ke, who looked like a ghost, and the beautiful girl Lala, who had no common sense at all.
"I just wanted to complain about what happened last time. How could a robber come back to school and kidnap a teacher? Is it because the price of cram school is too expensive? That's why they came to kidnap us? And he happened to be our third major in Chinese, Mathematics, and English. teacher……"
He had a dead fish face, so he just had to write salted fish on his face. But he still couldn't help but want to complain about what happened a few days ago.
"Yes, and it was while collecting homework... Even though it is unbelievable, like the game, after ruling out the most impossible things, the most likely result is that."
Keima Keima pushed up his glasses, looked at Li Ke, who was still smiling like an idiot, and nodded silently.
"These people are completely abnormal. They don't look like normal students at all."
Kousaka Kyosuke looked deeply convinced.
"And you can tell by his appearance that he is definitely a very carefree guy, a scumbag who doesn't want to take responsibility at all."
An Yilun also nodded in agreement. He felt that Li Ke was the kind of irresponsible scumbag who was only responsible for free prostitution.
"…………"
Ah Xu on the side didn't want to speak, he just wanted to review his papers silently.
"Speaking of which, this guy is a harem man. How enviable, Hidenori."
Tanaka Yoshitake, the daily offender, skillfully put his arm on Keima Keima's body, causing Keima Keima to almost press the wrong button on the game console.
This made Keima Keima very angry. He stood up and threw Tanaka Yoshitake's arm aside.
"First of all, I am not Hidenori! Second, having a harem in the modern world is quite a troublesome thing, and there is no need to envy it at all. Third, you almost ruined the ending of my game!"
Putting the game console aside, Keima Katsuragi assumed a boxing stance.
Generally speaking, a sports weakling like him would never do such overestimating his abilities. He has a clear understanding of his dead body.
but.
He couldn't help it today.
"Oh...are you actually here to challenge me as the King of Heroes?"
Tanaka Yoshitake, who has the same hairstyle and color as Mr. Jin, an enthusiastic citizen, and has a hidden middle-class attribute, sneered and took out a box of chalk and an umbrella from his back.
"Then let's see how it works! King's Treasure!"
As Tanaka Yoshitake waved the chalk box, countless chalks rushed towards Keima Keima Katsuraki, and Keima Katsuraki flashed his glasses and struck a pose that he was usually ashamed to do.
"Smash Varudo!"
In the direction pointed by his finger, Tanaka Yoshitake instantly froze in place, and the chalk that was about to hit Keima Katsuragi was leapt out to catch it by a boy who looked almost the same as Keima Katsuragi. Horse-like posture.
"You can't escape the power of my substitute, Hideori Shirogane! Now, go to hell."
Keima Katsuragi punched, and Shunori, who was temporarily acting as his stand-in, also assumed the same boxing stance.
“Masaka!!”
The careless Mr. Jin also lost today.
"Uuuu, I really want to be fucked like this and that by Taiyi with a super figure, and then do this and that. Monitor, don't you want to, so why don't you change with me! Uuuu!! I really want to get married!"
A passing art teacher named Qianshi Qianhiro pulled Furuikawa Yui, who was shrinking into Li Ke's arms because of shyness, while crying, showing a very outrageous and completely irresponsible crying expression for the teacher's responsibility.
"I want it too! I really want to get married! Even if it's just playing in bed!! Ouch!! I really want to get married!"
Teacher Shiraishi Koharu, who was teaching another class, was also crying and pulling Furuikawa Yui's arm. Like Qianshi Qianxun, she is a typical girl who hates getting married. She is so hungry that she wants to train students to be husbands.
"Hahahaha!! It doesn't matter! Lonely flowers! Come into my arms as much as you want! I, Li Ke, will let you feel what the bliss of the world is!"
There is no doubt that this is Li Ke.
"According to the theory of relativity, you gave me the money, and I spent all the money and the rest of my money on steel balls. Our assets are still relatively balanced, so hurry up and hand over the money to me! And don't call the police And accounting!”
This is what the math teacher named Gintoki Sakata said to a student named Sorata Kanda.
"Hahahaha! I am the queen of the world!!"
This is the leader of the gymnastics club named Kunou Kodachi, a woman with a very high self-esteem. Although she has a good figure, Li Ke has always felt that there is something wrong with her brain, so she has never been involved in it.
"Actually, the reason why I became an otaku is not because of anything else, but because I have always been looking forward to starting a harem, but the sad thing is that I can't do it in reality. The blow is too great, so I am an otaku."
An Yilun who gave up on himself.
"Ahahahaha!! Attack, attack! Destroy the US military base first, and then land on the mainland of Bad Country! Shajiji!!"
This is the leader of the kendo club in Li Ke's class who wields a wooden sword. He is the elder brother of Jiu Neng with a sword and Jiu Neng with Kodachi.
The whole classroom quickly became chaotic. Lala even saw a girl named Tiandao Qian holding a hammer and frantically chasing a group of laughing people to attack without fear of killing them.
There was also a guy with hair that looked like a starfish, and he was hugging and even kissing a guy called a seahorse.
Lala looked at other places in confusion and found that people in other places were like this. Just when she didn't know why it was like this, there was a sudden explosion in the teaching building, and then a student held a smoking beaker. Jumped out of the window.
"I am Iron Man!"
As this life roared, a violent explosion resounded throughout the campus. The strong firelight dimmed Lala's face for a moment, and then a mushroom cloud floated up from the playground. Gu Heng
Fortunately, the student holding the beaker was only blackened by the smoke and did not suffer any substantial damage.
The storm caused by the explosion caused the bottle in front of Lala to fall to the ground. Lala, who was wondering why everyone was so energetic all of a sudden, reacted instantly and happily picked up the bottle containing the 'Tsundere Vanishing King', revealing smile.
"Ale... So this potion can evaporate? And it has such a wide range of effects. It turns out that everyone became energetic because of this... But why doesn't it work on me?"
Lala tapped her cheek with her index finger in confusion, because she didn't have any reaction, but according to her theory, all races in this universe will be affected by this medicine.
Doubts appeared on the cute face, and the wall around Lala suddenly exploded.
"Hahaha! Health room! Health room! I, Li Ke, will achieve campus dominance in the health room today!! Hahahaha!! I am the real harem king!"
Li Ke laughed and walked towards the health room with a lot of girls in his arms. It was he who just punched the wall.
Behind him, Hidenori, and Keima Katsuragi were confronting a group of people in strange postures. The leader was Tadakuni Shihara, or in other words, he is the Star Crusader, Tadakuni Joestar!
"End it, Dima, my substitute Shixu and your substitute Platinum Show are the same type of substitute."
Kyon, who looked plain, stood next to Zhongbang and assumed the same posture as Zhongbang. They were a combination of ordinary people.
Stunts are.
Make complaints.
Qianshi Qianxun, who was entangled with Li Ke, cried out.
"Uh-huh! Can I finally hand over the virginity that I have kept for so many years?! Really? Really!? I'm so happy. Uh-huh..."
When she was crying, the podium exploded because a boy named Sosuke Sagara was trying to blow up the podium with a small bomb due to the pressure of his homework.
Lala looked expressionlessly at the classroom where demons were dancing and the campus becoming more and more noisy. He thought for a moment, then smiled and tilted his head.
"It's really strange that it doesn't work for me... But everyone seems to be very happy! That's it. Taichi! I want to play too!"
With a chuckle, Lala chased in the direction of Li Ke. The air was filled with her silver bell-like laughter, revealing how innocent and cute this girl was.
She didn't quite understand what Li Ke was trying to do by leading a large group of girls to the health room in a straight line. She was simply happy because she could do things with Li Ke.
but……
"Because Lala, you usually live as you please, so that thing is of no use to you. On the contrary, my brother-in-law is not wary at all."
Mengmeng, who was wearing protective clothing and a gas mask, sighed in the flying saucer. She had expected that her sister would cause trouble, but she did not expect that Yi Zang Taiyi, Li Ke, who was only weaker than her father, would be caught unprepared.
"Mengmeng, you said that being vigilant can prevent Lala's invention."
Nana on the side had an indescribable expression. It could be seen from her expression that the two sisters had experienced many similar things. But this is inevitable, otherwise the two of them would not have immediately put on protective clothing and gas masks as soon as they saw Lala taking out the invention.
"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's control the situation first. Otherwise, if something happens, Lala will be sad, and it will be very troublesome to clean up."
Looking at the campus where explosions continued to occur below, Nana sighed tiredly.
This is the result of Li Ke once telling Li Ke that Lala could act casually and play together. Otherwise, Lala wouldn't be so unscrupulous.
But one thing she can be sure of is that these people who are dancing around with demons are very happy in their hearts. Regardless of whether they want to fight to erase the memory of this period of time after the effect of the potion is lifted, they are indeed happy from the bottom of their hearts during this period of time, otherwise Lala will definitely stop their behavior. of.
"Earthlings are so weird."
He slapped the button on the spaceship hard, and a very Lala-style device appeared below the spacecraft. When people on campus noticed its existence, it emitted a burst of bright light.
This is a prop that can change the common sense of the person who is exposed. If you want, you can even change the person's common sense to say that 1+1 is less than 2, or that eating bananas and peeling them is right, and killing people is right. , the common sense that merchants should give money to buy things, and that capitalists are kind can be changed.
Even if Lala wants to, turn on the hidden function, and then cover the entire solar system with light, then in the future, the 'common sense' that the sun rises from the west, and actually change the direction of the planet's rotation, can easily rely on this device Did it.
As long as you enter the requirements and then take a photo, your common sense will be changed.
It was a toy that Lala made when she was eight years old.
"Common sense changer, it's your turn!"
Input "Lala often does pranks. Because of the losses caused by Lala, I Zang Taiyi is the one to blame. It is normal for Lala's props to have problems. There is no need to be surprised or concerned about the fact that Lala is an alien." These requirements are written into the device.
The light quickly enveloped the entire Japan, especially the school below them. The people inside were stunned for a moment, and they all had the 'common sense' that Mengmeng had entered before.
"Anesthesia, Mr. Anesthesia!"
Nana then pressed the button, and a series of lights were launched from the spacecraft. The people who were still furious because of Lala's potion also stopped moving at this moment.
"Although the matter has not been completely resolved, it is the limit of what we can do. The rest is my brother-in-law's business..."
After doing all this, Nana sighed, but did not hear Mengmeng's response, so she looked at the other party in confusion, and found that Mengmeng was looking at the monitor with a stiff face, and what was displayed on it was ' Common sense changes the way you are now.
Electric sparks were flying everywhere, and it was obviously about to explode. The tranquilizer gun on the side was almost the same scene.
"It is indeed Lala's invention..."
Nana only had time to complain about this sentence before Common Sense Changer exploded, and their spaceship fell with it, slamming into the teaching building and smashing through the health room where Li Ke was.
Naturally, the two Debbie Luke girls would not be killed so easily. After being dazed for a while, Nana climbed up from the damaged spaceship and waved her arms to disperse the surrounding smoke and dust, hoping to find her sister Mengmeng among the ruins.
"Ahem, Mengmeng, how are you?"
But as the smoke and dust dissipated, serious Nana saw a scene that made her pupils dilate.
Mengmeng, whose protective clothing was damaged, had a silly smile on her face. She held Li Ke's arm and kept rubbing her cute face. She also asked Lala on the other side seriously.
Obviously, such abnormal behavior...
She was struck.
"Hehe... Taiyi actually meets my criteria for choosing a spouse. Sister Lala, can I marry Taiyi with you? Blind dates are so annoying."
Lala smiled and nodded without hesitation.
"Mengmeng, if you want to, I'll have no problem!"
You refused me!
Nana roared in her heart.
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