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The so-called Xiao surname refers to handsome personal attendants in Japan, who are the most trusted group of people by the monarch.
Most of them are handsome, some have extraordinary backgrounds, and some are ordinary samurai families. They are responsible for the lord's food, clothing, daily life, reception of guests, and home.
On the battlefield, it is the last line of defense surrounding the Lord.
To put it bluntly, they are personal guards.
But the small surname actually has another function.
Vent your desires.
It is not allowed to bring female relatives on the battlefield, but the desire accumulated by the warriors in killing and fighting also needs to be vented. There are not always prostitutes and village girls who can be happy, and some people do not look down on village girls. After all, everything It is really troublesome to have an illegitimate child. Even if you can kill the woman afterwards to make up for it, there are still relatively few people who do this.
After all, a decent person from a well-known family wants to save face, and doing too much is not conducive to rule.
Therefore, there is an alternative like Xiao surname. Everyone is a man, and they will not get pregnant, let alone cause illegitimate children or anything like that. It won't affect future marriages or anything like that.
And the most important thing is that this thing is an 'elegant' hobby brought from the Tang Dynasty, so if you tell it about it, you will not only not be looked down upon by others, but you will even be respected as having good taste...
Ranmaru Mori next to Oda Nobunaga was the pinnacle of the minor surnames, and Japan's military god Kamishiro Kanenobu also raised a lot... Of course, Kamishiro Kanenobu died of an obvious gynecological disease, so he was suspected to be a woman. , he is relatively normal.
But in Japan, a person with a small surname is a personal bodyguard and a concubine. Sometimes, she can even win the love and trust of the lord more than his wife.
After all, the wife cannot be taken to the battlefield, but the surname can.
Li Ke knows so clearly, not because he has this hobby, but because there are texts in Japanese textbooks praising the love of Oda Nobunaga and Mori Ranmaru...
In other words, Yamato didn't think of herself as a woman at all, and even though she was blushing, he still thought she was a man. And for the sake of fame, the deployment of the remaining beasts, and the future of Wano, he planned to become his 'little surname'.
Covering his face, Li Ke didn't know what to say. He recalled carefully that he quickly became drunk after not using his extraordinary physique to block the effects of alcohol.
Then……
I had a drink with Nami, Robin and others, and accepted the drinks from all the people participating in the banquet. Things were relatively normal up to this point.
But then things got a little weird.
He hugged the dragon girl named Runti, kneaded her pectoralis major muscles, drank wine, and told her brother that he liked her sister very much. Then her brother got angry and turned into a dragon and bumped into him, and was beaten to the ground by her.
Then Runti turned into a dragon and bumped into him, but he also knocked him down. He drank three barrels of wine and said that he would go to his room to deal with him that night.
He picked up Runti's brother and continued to drink wine, and reconciled with him, and then knocked Runti, who had regained his humanity, into unconsciousness.
Drinking wine with Yamato who turned into a big dog.
After getting drunk, he chatted with Yamato and said that not only was he not afraid of the Celestial Dragons, but he was also able to capture the Celestial Dragons and sleep with them.
Yamato didn't believe it, so he flew into the sky and went to Mariejoia to catch a Celestial Dragon who looked good and came back to drink.
Drink?
Li Ke touched his head and recalled what was going on.
That Tianlong person named Xia Liya was unwilling to cooperate with her, so she swallowed her down her throat twice and then spit her out. Then she obediently served him and Yamato food and wine.
And because of the smell of saliva, he marinated her in wine and almost threw her into the lava to disinfect her.
The weirdest thing is that after Kizaru caught up, he first casually found a pirate to knock out the Tianlong people, and then ate some barbecue with him. He seemed to have exchanged ideas with him about how to deduct action funds, and then When he drank until 7:30, he said that he had drunk too much and wanted to go home. He fell on the ground and was seriously injured. He also made a big hole in his territory, and then dragged his seriously injured body with the Tianlong people. gone.
By the way, he also took away the red envelope prepared by Robin.
And then……
Li Ke looked at the other side of the collapsed bed. The swollen girl Runti who had been drunk by him was beside him, and there were tears in the corners of her eyes.
He and Yamato looked at each other silently, then turned away at the same time.
Last night, Yamato pressed his hands and he pressed his legs.
Yamato knelt on the bedside and blocked Runti's mouth to prevent her from screaming, while Li Ke pressed his legs and tickled each other.
Well, it was just a tickle. Li Ke could swear on his own conscience that he really just wanted to scratch it at the beginning, but she was too good at it, so he couldn't hold it back for a while.
But before he could speak, Yamato walked up to Li Ke with a blushing face, looking shy, but his movements and tone were still bold.
She gently patted Li Ke's shoulder with a firm look on her face.
"Li Ke, you are my brother, so I will give up Runti to you. I will never touch Runti again."
Why do I feel like I'm being cheated on when you say this? And how innocent are you! At the level yesterday, it was just foreplay for Yuka and the others!
"I think you need to re-understand your gender. Didn't you discover the difference in our body structure last night?"
Then Yamato nodded as expected.
"Yes, although my body is female, it does not prevent me from being a man."
"Then you were so positive yesterday?"
"Because it's very comfortable. Why don't you do something comfortable?"
"..."
"And this doesn't affect me as a man. A nickname is a very elegant thing. Having a nickname for a man like you, I can feel that my character has been improved."
You are really a standard Japanese person.
His brain is indeed comparable to Luffy's.
Li Ke once again covered his face in pain. He felt a headache because he admired this woman yesterday. The most important thing is that he really made a fool of himself yesterday...
Because Yamato is just a dog.
Inu Dog Fruit·Okou True God Form.
This is the fruit power of Yamato, a very famous wolf god in Japan.
In the Japanese mythology, the God of Okou represents the pinnacle of the wolf god. In the minds of the Japanese, the mountain is the territory of the god, and the wolf is the incarnation or spokesperson of the god. Therefore, the God of Okou is the pinnacle of the wolf god, and one of the few Japanese people. The righteous god.
The most important thing is that Yamato is very enthusiastic, but the power of Oguchi Shingo is ice.
Li Ke really didn't want to think about the trouble in the dragon form. People always have some dark memories that need to be buried in their hearts. Although Yamato just turned into a beast-eared girl, Li Ke really paid attention to the dragon in his body. Sex is speechless.
His indulgent dragon nature when he was drunk really wanted to think about everything, even Runti wanted to turn into a bloated-headed dragon...
This is something that can't be helped. Even the Dragon God still has dragon nature. This is why Li Ke usually doesn't rely on the dragon body. But he didn't expect that the dragon bloodline he got would cover such a wide range.
Forget about humans and dragons, he could understand. But why did he even think he could attack the stones and those strange creatures when his rationality faded yesterday?
"The dragons of Azeroth are really outrageous..."
After thinking for a while, Li Ke decided to find a time machine to stop himself from drinking, but the top priority was to see how the world government would respond.
Yesterday, he killed all the way to Mariejoia and snatched away a Celestial Dragon. Although Kizaru took him back, it was a real shame to the Celestial Dragon.
For the world government, it is also a real slap in the face.
"We will talk about these things later. You stay with Runti first, and then I will discuss with you the affairs of Onigashima and Wano Country."
After putting on his clothes, Li Ke glanced at Runti, who was still pretending to be asleep, but did not expose him. Although the other party was forced last night, there was actually no resistance, which meant that he had already made this plan when he came.
She just didn't expect that her young master would persecute her.
It's also good to let her calm down for a while.
When he went out, the first thing Li Ke saw was Robin guarding the door. Ever since the other party reached a secret relationship with her and guarded the door for her several times, she had become very skilled at doing such a job. .
But this time Li Ke saw another person, a girl with pink hair and a good figure.
"Rebecca, when did you come?"
Li Ke asked curiously, while Rebecca blushed and avoided his eyes. She wanted to say something but couldn't speak, so she covered her face and ran away.
Her reaction confused Li Ke and he looked at Robin in confusion.
Robin just smiled faintly and answered Li Ke's doubts while flipping through the book.
"You said last night that you were going to build a big crystal palace. Nami is the main palace, Nokigao and the widow named Jessica on the ship are the managers of your kitchen, and I am the internal manager of your harem, and I am also responsible for educating the children. .Rebecca and Weiwei are noble concubines, the empress is the female official in the palace, and Yamato Runti is the personal bodyguard. Even if you are dragging a carriage, you must be the aunt among the four emperors."
Robin was talking and laughing, and he didn't stop at all. The more Li Ke listened, the colder his heart became.
People said they told the truth when they were drunk, but he didn't believe it. Being drunk was just a little bolder, and there was no way to completely forget things and the logic of thinking.
I fainted immediately when I drank the fragment, so those who say they can't remember things after being drunk are just making excuses for themselves.
But you can’t say everything that’s on your mind!
"If I say, this is drunken nonsense..."
"Well, you go ahead and make it up."
Robin looked at Li Ke with a smile. He didn't look angry at all, but his hand turning the book didn't move at all.
"Forehead."
"I actually don't mind that much, but I don't mind being the housekeeper. I can take care of the children, so when you open a harem, remember to leave me the position of librarian. I like this better."
"that……"
"Aren't you willing? Fortunately, I plan to agree to some of your strange requests after you agree."
Robin blushed a little when she said this. She didn't mind the posture and knowledge. After all, she was a mature woman. But she was still a little embarrassed to use fruit abilities to assist in this kind of thing.
"Can."
"That's good, I'll make it for you next time it's my turn, but forget it this time, I still need some psychological construction... Well, here is today's newspaper, as well as the intelligence established according to your request The news from the agency, I know this is what you want to see.”
After Robin finished speaking, he handed a report and a newspaper to Li Ke.
Li Ke also looked quickly to change the topic, and then the smile on his face gradually became abnormal.
"Li Ke, the good man of the world, has reached further cooperation with the world government and invited the Celestial Dragon Saint Shalia Palace to inspect his country, which has promoted the pace of world peace and stability."
This is the headline on the newspaper, and the whole article is about the gossip about Li Ke and the unlucky female Celestial Dragon, as well as the tortuous love story and the like, as well as Shalia's admiration for Li Ke.
It was just because Shalia had to be escorted back to the Holy Land Marijoa by Kizaru because she wanted to maintain world peace. During this period, she was also attacked by pirates from unknown forces, causing General Kizaru and Mr. Li Ke to be seriously injured and needed to recuperate.
As a result, General Kizaru received recognition from the World Government and a bonus. The World Government will not forget Li Ke's contribution. A large number of supplies will be sent to Li Ke's country to help Li Ke build a happy country without pirates.
There is also the declaration of 'Li Ke' below.
"The waves are rising, the clouds are flying, and the warriors are marching in all directions! Pirates must be suppressed at any time, and it is impossible not to suppress them. Citizens of the World Government, think about it, you took your wife to the sea, and you are eating steak. Singing a song, you are suddenly robbed by pirates!! Food is gone, money is gone, wife is gone, and you are killed or captured as a slave. What a miserable thing it is! So there are no days without pirates, It’s a good day!”
"I, he...are all the bullets flying here?"
Looking at 'his' speech, Li Ke didn't know what to say. It was just because Shalia had to be escorted back to the Holy Land Marijoa by Kizaru because she wanted to maintain world peace. During this period, she was also attacked by pirates from unknown forces, causing General Kizaru and Mr. Li Ke to be seriously injured and needed to recuperate.
As a result, General Kizaru received recognition from the World Government and a bonus. The World Government will not forget Li Ke's contribution. A large number of supplies will be sent to Li Ke's country to help Li Ke build a happy country without pirates.
There is also the declaration of 'Li Ke' below.
"The waves are rising, the clouds are flying, and the warriors are marching in all directions! Pirates must be suppressed at any time, and it is impossible not to suppress them. Citizens of the World Government, think about it, you took your wife to the sea, and you are eating steak. Singing a song, you are suddenly robbed by pirates!! Food is gone, money is gone, wife is gone, and you are killed or captured as a slave. What a miserable thing it is! So there are no days without pirates, It’s a good day!”
"I, he...are all the bullets flying here?"
Looking at 'his' speech, Li Ke didn't know what to say.
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