"Honestly, in all my years as a police officer, I have never encountered anything so outrageous."
The female police officer named Yumi Miyamoto looked at Li Ke whose head emerged from the roof of the car and couldn't help scratching her head. She was patrolling quietly and issuing tickets to those bastards who broke the rules and didn't park properly, but today she really encountered something that she didn't know how to explain.
The driver was a blindfolded white-haired beautiful girl, who could be seen wearing some strange gothic character in a cosplay. Nothing else matters, but I can’t bear to drive blindfolded.
But what made her discover these people was not because of this super beautiful girl who was driving blindfolded, but because of another factor.
A head.
When Yumi Miyamoto was issuing a ticket, she saw a human head on the roof of a car. Her first reaction was a decoration, and her second reaction was a murder.
So she snatched the passerby's motorcycle and chased after him, and then she discovered this outrageous person in the car.
There was a miko and a COS Sadako sitting in the back seat. The driver was a beautiful blindfolded girl with silver hair and a strange COS character. The only male was a weirdo who had crashed through the roof of the car but still looked calm.
"Um, are you really okay? Do you need me to call an ambulance?"
Looking at Li Ke, whose head was pulled out from the roof of the car that was obviously hit, although Miyamoto Yumi was angry with the silver-haired girl for driving dangerously, she was still more concerned about the person who should be injured.
Li Ke was also speechless. He wanted to pull out his head, but 2B, the android girl, wouldn't give him a chance! Every time she wants to pull it out, Miss 2B will drive dangerously.
To be honest, do such dangerous artificial humans really serve humanity?
It’s better to let her switch to having sex and using artificial human beings as soon as possible...
So he didn't bother to take the head out of it, and just treated it as performance art.
But now that he was stopped by the traffic police, Li Ke had nothing to do, so he coughed twice and walked to the beautiful traffic policeman's side.
"Let's talk about it. If you let me go, I'll introduce you to a Cowherd shop. If you have my business card, you can get a 30% discount."
Li Ke knew a good Cowherd's shop, not because he had ever visited it, but because he really had a friend working there, and he was happy to be there.
But there was obviously something wrong with that friend. Although he was very popular with girls and had people he liked, it was just an accident that Li Ke met him.
He got to know the other person through a poor art candidate who was short of money to study painting. The old man wanted to help him, so Li Ke went there and met his good friend, that weird bisexual person. love.
How should I put it, if it weren't for Li Ke's extraordinary talent, he would never have discovered that the other party was a man. However, Li Ke exposed the other party's gender from the beginning, so nothing happened. After getting along with the other party, they could become friends who occasionally hang out.
The other party is not interested in Li Ke, and neither Li Ke nor the other party is interested, so naturally they can play together.
But this person is quite...
how to say?
When Li Ke saw him, he was either working as a bartender in a nightclub, or flirting with a beautiful wife in Cowherd's shop. He has gained a lot of freedom and spontaneity. Apart from the fact that he can't find a boyfriend and his girlfriend only likes him dressed in women's clothes, which are two problems that bother him, he also lives quite a free and easy life.
Because there are people, both men and women, who are willing to spend money on him, so he doesn’t have to work for the rest of his life. It's just that this guy obviously didn't go there for the money, so he doesn't care about the money, because he can rely on his talent to make a living, but he has been relying on his face...
Li Ke was also a little ashamed when talking about this person. Back then, when Li Ke saw him having a smooth ride in the Cowherd's shop, being cared for and made happy by the lovely rich women, for a moment he thought about it. A cowherd.
It's a pity that although he was considered handsome back then, with a good figure and a handsome guy, he was obviously not liked by rich women. Instead, it was more in line with his aesthetics to be criticized by them.
By the way, the invitation coupon Li Ke sent out was the invitation coupon for him.
Miyamoto Yumi subconsciously took the invitation coupon handed over by Li Ke. For a moment, her mind was controlled by the number 30% off, but she reacted immediately.
"30% off...wait! Why should I go to Cowherd's shop? You guys are bribing me!"
The female police officer put the reception coupon back into Li Ke's hand and picked up her law enforcement recorder again.
"Anyway, you all stand still! You were arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving!"
Whether you are driving blindfolded or with your head through the roof of the car, it is dangerous driving. Miyamoto Yumi is a responsible traffic policeman and cannot just leave it alone.
Moreover, as a police officer, it was impossible for her to accept bribes. It was already quite polite for her not to sue Li Ke for bribing another police officer.
But the main reason was that it was too embarrassing. Being bribed with a coupon from Cowherd's Shop didn't make it seem like she was a lonely woman and had to go to Cowherd's Shop to relieve her loneliness? !
Li Ke didn't care. He just thought that this policewoman was silly, sweet, and serious, and was difficult to deal with at first sight, so he planned to give this trouble to his friend. He remembered clearly that the policewoman was too chic and unrestrained. I like this kind of dull and serious guy the most.
"To bribe a male police officer, you need to use the entertainment coupons from the nightclub, and to bribe the female police officer, you naturally need to use the entertainment coupons from the Cowherd's shop. Don't you think so?"
Li Ke took out a few coupons with a 20% discount, which were also given by the friend, but he spent money on them. While he handed it to several male traffic policemen who came to help him, he waved his phone at them.
The phone book clearly shows the phone number of the Metropolitan Police Department's Criminal Investigation Section 1, the Criminal Investigation Division 3 Police Department's No. 13 phone number, the number of Queen Eri of the legal profession, and the phone numbers of some police officers.
The miko lady on the side also sighed, and when the police officer hesitated, she took out an ID. The male police officer who was about to refuse Li Ke immediately smiled and accepted Li Ke's invitation coupon, and put away his own. Law enforcement instrument.
It's not that they are cowardly, but that it is unnecessary.
If Li Ke only knows Officer Mumu, then they should follow the procedures and do whatever they have to do. The most they can do is not prosecute. The big guys have a cup of tea and Li Ke pays a fine. In addition, Fei Yingli, who was 100% victorious, would just send her to the police station and wait for the lawyer to come. In the end, the two of them would be fine.
But if you add the certificate from the Special Investigation Section, then it's not necessary.
Although they don't know the specific activities of the Special Investigation Department, they still know the Shinto things about this Special Investigation Department. Since they are from that department, it doesn't matter what strange things they do.
But their behavior stunned Miyamoto Yumi.
"senior?"
"Yumi, that's it."
"But……"
"One of our own."
The old traffic policeman's words made Miyamoto Yumi a little stunned. She couldn't believe that Li Ke and the others were being let go. Li Ke also looked at the certificate in Miss Miko's hand with some curiosity. He knew that since Miss Miko had an association, she was naturally in contact with the authorities, but he didn't expect that she was quite famous.
He was planning to ask sister Fei Yingli to fish for him, and give her a blessing, so that she would not continue to age. As for Xiaolan, he has to wait a few years, otherwise if Xiaolan stops growing, even Xiaolan will kick him.
As for his own family, Li Ke is not in a hurry. Ai-chan still has room to grow, and Koharu and Yuuka are obviously the type who will grow again after giving birth. While maintaining their girlish charm, their bodies will continue to grow, so there is no rush.
This is what Li Ke's intuition told her.
As for Sister Jingxiang, Li Ke plans to add it to the other party as soon as possible. After all, Sister Jingxiang is the mother of two adult girls. Although she is more and more beautiful now, and there is no sign of sagging or sagging, it is still necessary to add it quickly. The blessing of his life.
"You will also have this certificate after you pass the priest examination. It can ensure that when we deal with some things, we will not be arrested as mentally ill."
As the miko lady spoke, she pointed at a young man with a screw head who was preaching to a telephone pole with a serious face.
"No, just like Buddha, do you think he is a lunatic now?"
Buddha?
Li Ke looked over when he heard the sound and found a screw-headed young man wearing a silk T-shirt with 'rice' printed on it and holding rice and vegetables in his hand. He was scolding the corner of the telephone pole with a stern face. From his perspective as an ordinary person now , the other party is really a lunatic cursing right now.
Beside the other party, there was a European mustache wearing a crown of thorns who was looking at the people around him awkwardly, trying hard to appear dressed normally.
But when Li Ke saw the words "Samurai Soul" on the lining of his T-shirt, he knew that this guy was definitely not a normal person.
"That thing is Buddha?"
"Yes, there is Jesus beside him."
The witch lady nodded seriously. She really didn't lie to Li Ke. The screw head who was watching them just now, and then saw the spirit that didn't intend to leave because of his obsession, and then scolded him was indeed the Buddha, and the expression on his face next to him The embarrassing thing is that it is Jesus who lives in the same house with the other person.
Li Ke looked at the frail-looking mustache and the screw head with nothing but a simple body, and patted the miko's head, which smelled like orchids.
"...If you still lie to me like this, I will get you pregnant tonight."
These two people did have some special abilities, but he could also punch them and kneel on the ground, begging them not to die. Are you still claiming to be Buddha and Jesus? Would you like some facial expressions?
"No, they are indeed Buddha and Jesus."
So Li Ke patted the witch lady on the head again.
"Our child's name is Yi Zang Shinji. If it's a girl, it's Yi Zangxiang or Yi Zangli. If it's a Chinese name, the boy's name is Li Shimin and the girl's name is Li Lianying. They are both celebrities."
"I'm serious, they are really Buddha and Jesus. Why do you think that great people can definitely fight? They are all called saints because of their ideas, and they become gods because they guide human beings. Why do you Do you think they must be good at hitting? Besides, I have seen EVA, and if you name them like this, the children will not be able to hold their heads up."
Miss Miko's scalp was really numb. She felt that Li Ke was just a lustful muscular gorilla. How could he only do pornographic things but also fights? Not all respectable people in this world are powerful people!
But Li Ke is still confident.
"How do you make idiots listen to them if you can't fight?"
The miko lady wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered that if she hadn't been able to defeat Li Ke, how could her temper allow him to talk nonsense to her here, so she couldn't refute Li Ke.
"...Forget it, forget it if you don't believe it."
Covering her forehead, Miss Miko originally planned to take Li Ke to meet the two saints after the incident of being chased by the traffic police was over. But looking at it now, if Li Ke was allowed to contact those two saints, it would probably be This afternoon their Japanese pantheon will go to war with the gods of India and Europe.
She didn't want to see a fight start over an idiot's horny gorilla. Putting down her hand, the witch lady planned to take Li Ke away as soon as possible to prevent Li Ke from causing a war between the three gods.
"Let's go quickly and be more restrained next time. Although you have privileges, that's not how you use them."
However, when she went to grab Li Ke's hand, she missed it. The bad premonition made her immediately turn her head to look in the direction of Jesus and Buddha, and then she saw that Li Ke had walked in front of the two of them and started to say hello. .
"Hello, my future wife said you are Jesus and Buddha, so I wanted to come over and ask if it is true."
Li Ke stood casually in front of Buddha and Jesus, and Buddha and Jesus, who were still scolding the souls who did not know how to repent, immediately looked at each other.
The two of them came down to earth because they were really tired after thousands of years of work. They used principles to heal others all day long. Sometimes they also hoped that they could be cured, so the two of them used a concoction that they had never used before. Taking a vacation and deciding to take some time off in this new era.
But in order not to trouble others and trigger the second advent of the Son of God, the birth of Buddha, and then the emergence of the Third World War because of faith, they hid their identities and specifically asked the Japanese gods to keep it secret.
But now, a person who looked very fashionable and had a divine aura suddenly walked up to them and revealed their identity, which really made them hesitate.
Admit it, Li Ke still has a strong popularity, and he is obviously a mortal who has not detached himself from everything in the mortal world. But he didn't admit it. Li Ke was obviously an insider, and he was also a new god. It was not a good thing to hide it.
So after looking at each other, Jesus had an idea before Buddha.
He carefully looked around to make sure no one noticed them, then walked to Li Ke's side, leaned into Li Ke's ear under Li Ke's disgusting gaze, and spoke in a very low voice.
"That's right, I am Jesus. Don't worship me very much. Don't shout out loudly, and don't kneel on the ground to worship me. I will be embarrassed."
I believe you.
This is Li Ke's idea.
