"You guy, are you out of your mind?!"
Looking at the ape in front of her, the miko lady blushed and roared, but she didn't dare to really look at Li Ke and covered Sadako's eyes.
"I, Yi Zang Tai, know and do what I say, and do what I say!"
Despite what Taichi Izanagi said, Li Ke has nothing to do with me, but Li Ke has not yet escaped the influence of the One Piece world, so he naturally gave a thumbs up to the miko lady, showing his A bright smile made the shy and angry miko lady completely darken.
"This man is hopeless. I really want to kill him."
Holding the royal coin in her hand tightly, the miko lady complained to her god in her heart. And her busty god with fox ears could only look at the angry miko lady with a smile and comfort her.
"Calm down, you can't beat him, and he is a descendant of the god Yi Zang, so you can't mess with him either."
The witch took a deep breath, and instead of looking at the bamboo shoot that made her god blush and her heart beat, she looked at the surrounding environment and frowned deeply.
The reason why she cares so much that she even puts off worshiping the priests of the gods is because most of the gods think that humans are more important than gods. If she continues to offer sacrifices regardless of this matter, it will make the two Yi Zang gods dissatisfied.
The second reason is because she knows the situation of this shrine.
Human sacrifice shrine.
The gods have decided not to affect humans anymore, but strange things and ghosts will appear in the world, so new gods are still emerging. Believe, hate and happiness will appear powerful or weak gods and miracles.
But most of the time, ignorant humans can only cause tragedies and regard natural events and some coincidences as the will of gods. The unique culture of Japan also contributed to the occurrence of this kind of thing to some extent.
This shrine was a serious shrine at the beginning, but there was no god. But as more people visited, more faiths gathered, and more sacrifices were made, naturally some not-so-friendly things came.
The resentment of human sacrifice attracted more ghosts, and the ghosts gathered to form powerful ghosts. These ghosts were born out of resentment. Even if they regained their sanity, most of them were evil gods and filth.
They, the descendants of the gods, naturally have the responsibility to clean up.
However, people can always come up with some surprises.
This shrine is a typical example. The so-called gods appeared because of human sacrifice. Because they are created gods, as long as they do not violate taboos, there will be nothing wrong. On the contrary, some wishes will be fulfilled.
But the evil god is still an evil god after all, and once you make a wish to him, you will be targeted. Ordinary people just have less yang energy and are unlucky for a few days. But people with psychic vision are different. They are excellent supplements.
Because the ghosts and people in this world can influence and destroy each other because they know each other, people with spiritual vision will live a very miserable life.
They will be devoured and attacked, and even if they die, there will be no peace at all. They may even be captured and become shikigami, ghosts and the like.
Many psychics die this way.
For these so-called gods, the orthodox gods will not recognize them, and generally they will not take the initiative to eliminate them. Because although these so-called 'gods' are essentially the same as them, they are fundamentally different.
These are still the karma of mortals, and they are levels that mortals can clear. And since it is to the extent that mortals can eliminate it, the big gods will not care about it, but the small gods cannot defeat it.
As for people like the miko, they have their own lives. Although there is a ceiling, she feels that the most important thing is her family. I'll take care of it if I encounter it, but I won't take the initiative to look for it.
After all, people like them are connected to the gods. If she took the initiative to take care of it, it would be no different from the gods directly intervening. Just like playing games, they are the GM, but who has ever seen a player ask the GM for help because he can't beat the game normally.
As for why these gods decided not to interfere in the human world, only promote their own ideas and teachings, and let humans develop on their own, the reason is actually very simple...
"Speaking of which, if there is a god, who is more powerful, Pangu or God? And will the Dragon King of the Four Seas and Poseidon fight? Will Quetzalcoatl have a grudge against Hou Yi? Would Jesus like to be executed? The pictures are all over the streets? Moreover, a European died in China, but he was of Japanese nationality and believed in Buddhism. Where would he go back after his death? And which god is the most powerful? "
Li Ke asked a textbook answer.
"Pangu and God are not what you think. They are just manifestations of the power of the universe. As for the fight between the Dragon King of the Four Seas and Poseidon? The Greek sea and the Bohai Sea are not next to each other. I don't know whether Quetzalcoatl and Hou Yi have any grudges. I know, but Hou Yi didn’t really shoot down the star called the sun, and I don’t know if Jesus likes crosses, but I know that if you ask in front of him, he will reward you with a set of Jacob’s Siblings.”
The miko lady resisted the thought of beating Li Ke and answered Li Ke's questions expressionlessly.
"In addition, the person you are talking about will generally let him make his own decision. If he cannot decide by himself, then draw lots."
But when asked the last question, the miko lady couldn't help but sigh.
"in addition
Not all gods must be able to fight. For example, the decathlon gods in the Celestial Dynasty are really rare, and they are too involved. Most gods only have some special abilities. My god, for example, is a god with no advantages other than having sex and being able to chat with girls. He also has many troublesome kin. "
Unceremoniously complaining to the god who wanted her to marry, the miko lady looked at the mountain peaks in the distance, her expression becoming serious.
The god on this mountain is obviously an artificially created god. It is most likely that the fox demon used the soul of the sacrificed girl as nourishment to grow into a 'god', plus some tricks to fulfill wishes, and the local god legends. gods.
Although it is crooked, it has to be said that the other party is very strong.
The thinking miko lady was walking in the mountain forest. This mountain forest was a well-known gathering place for evil spirits. She could see a large number of evil spirits without taking a step.
Some can barely maintain a human shape, and some have faces that are so big that they exceed the limits of human beings. Some of the bones all over the body were twisted, and the whole person looked like a twist.
There are also only one head left, with countless hands sprouting from the fracture to move. Others have completely lost their human shape and become even weirder.
These are the evil spirits of this forest, and they are also the natural protection of the so-called mountain god.
If you come alone, you will probably need help from the gods to get to the shrine, and you may not be able to defeat the opponent.
but……
Looking at the evil spirits that kept rushing towards Li Ke and then being eliminated by Li Ke unconsciously, the miko lady felt that she did not need to prepare too much.
"If that's the case, wouldn't Buddha and Jesus be able to sit down and chat together, while Shiva and Yuanshi Tianzun can still play cards?"
Li Ke felt more and more that the shrine maiden was deceiving him. In his perception, gods must be tall and noble. How could gods be so down-to-earth in the other person's mouth?
However, what he didn't expect was that the miko lady actually picked up on his words again. This is also the idea of Miss Miko. She wants Li Ke to know more about the real gods, rather than the gods packaged in myths, various prejudices and inherent impressions.
Gods Izanami and Izanagi should have the ability to destroy and reshape the universe. Who can do such a thing!
"In fact, Buddha and Jesus are living together in Japan, and they will cause some troubles from time to time. It is impossible for Yuanshi Tianzun and Shiva to play cards, because compared to playing cards, the gods in China and India prefer to play cards. But recently, because of the shady events in the World Championships, they have switched to table tennis, but I don’t think they can play for long because the Sihai Dragon Clan is too strong in table tennis.”
God, the Sihai Dragon Clan is so strong at table tennis! No matter how you think about Shuanglong Xizhu, you are not playing table tennis, right? ! Moreover, it was not good for Buddha and Jesus to go anywhere, so why did they come to live in Japan? Is Japan a good place? Apart from the pornographic industry and the two-dimensional industry, there is nothing good here, right? And it's not very friendly to outsiders.
Li Ke didn't believe it even more. There was nothing he could do about it. He faced it directly and even participated in the myth. He really couldn't imagine the 'weakness' of the gods in this world.
But because he was curious about how the witch lady would realize that Buddha and Jesus would come to Japan, he asked.
"So why Japan?"
"The first reason is because there are believers in Japan and Japan, but they don't believe in them completely, so there won't be any trouble caused by their appearance. I remember my god told me before that because Jesus looks so much like It was Jesus who was driven out of the javelin competition.”
The witch looked at the map on her phone and frowned. The resentment here was getting heavier and heavier, and she also felt a little unhappy. The same is true for Sadako next to her. The resentment here makes her feel like she can hardly maintain her body. If she stays for too long, her limbs will become distorted.
"So you can't stay in Europe, because it's easy to get into trouble because of the appearance. The African gods are more sturdy and primitive. They want to experience the life of modern people, not the hunting life of the past. But in Southeast Asia If it is the case, the immortals of the Celestial Dynasty have been integrated into the society, and the Buddha has too many acquaintances and will be taken care of. In the case of Vietnam and Thailand, the same problem as Jesus will occur. In the case of Japan, they all have their followers, but these believers It’s not that there are too many, there are some acquaintances, but not many.”
The more the witch lady spoke, the weirder Li Ke's eyes became, and the more he felt that the witch was deceiving him. He thought about the fate of the last person who deceived him, that is, Nami, and looked at the slim figures of the miko and Sadako walking in front of him...
Hard.
The fist is hard!
But Li Ke also discovered something he hadn't discovered before.
"However, the miko's butt is bigger than Ai-chan's, but not as big as Sadako's on one side. But from the perspective of vibration, Sadako's is softer, while the miko's is more elastic."
The witch was completely unaware that Li Ke was thinking of sending her, the person who had 'fooled' him, to the dark room in the basement to reflect. Instead, she continued to talk about the things she had heard about the gods.
When they came to a place shrouded in hazy mist, the witch lady stopped in her tracks, trying hard not to look at Li Ke holding a bamboo shoot, and put a bunch of wooden sticks tied with white hemp rope in her schoolbag. The stick was handed into 2B's hands.
"...In addition, Buddha likes "Buddha" which is about killing insects with his hands, and Lord Jesus likes robots and samurai comics, so he came to Japan. Well, we are already here. Rabbit... Miss Rabbit Pen, this is how I call you Right? Could you please help me put these around?"
2B's eyepatch showed that these wooden sticks had strange powers, but she didn't ask any more questions. She knew from the hormones emanating from Li Ke that the non-human female in front of her was probably doomed, so helping was not too unacceptable. things.
After all, they are bamboo shoot sisters.
2B went to place the things given by the witch, while Li Ke looked at the beautiful scenery of these three beauties squatting and standing. But not far away, a girl with her own tribute, a psychic named Yotsugamiko, was walking towards here while looking at her mobile phone.
"You tofu, it should be fine."
Looking at the tribute in her hand with some anxiety, the girl with long straight hair, petite body, and beautiful face tried her best to ignore the strange shapes around her and the ghosts and monsters constantly chasing her, so as not to cry or reveal those things she discovered. The expression of something comes.
Although she didn't know what would happen if these ghosts discovered that she could see them, she knew it wouldn't be a good thing no matter how she thought about it.
So she endured the shock while trying her best to act like she didn't notice.
Even if the ghost put the internal organs on her face and launched an attack on her, she could only pretend not to see it, try her best to suppress the panic and fear in her heart, and act like she was fine.
But there was a turning point before. She came to this shrine with her friend Lily Chuanhua and received the protection of the gods. From then on, whenever she encountered a crisis, the fox-like messenger sent by the scary-looking god would save her.
It's just that the god said three when she made her wish, and she was indeed saved three times, so according to Japanese tradition, she wanted to come and pay tribute.
But now I don’t know why, she followed the navigation as last time, but she didn’t find the previous shrine and was surrounded by countless ghosts.
But now there were more and more ghosts around her, which made her gradually become anxious. She was not sure how long she could endure it, so she immediately quickened her pace.
But something happened the moment she quickened her pace. She tripped over a vine and fell to the ground. However, the moment she stood up with support, a grimace appeared in front of her.
She accidentally moved her eyes, and this small wavering was noticed by the ghost in front of her.
"She's looking at us!!"
The ghost screamed, and instantly countless ghosts screamed and rushed towards Yotsugamiko. The fear Yotsugamiko tried to suppress relaxed a little, and tears appeared in her eyes.
"Ah, there's sand in my eyes..."
She tried hard to continue pretending that she couldn't see, but unfortunately, these ghosts had already determined that she could see them, so they rushed towards Yotsugamiko resolutely.
Then, the next moment.
The smoke disappeared.
Yotsuya Miko stared in shock at the ghosts that disappeared instantly, and heard a man's voice.
"Is there anyone here?"
She raised her head gratefully. At that moment, she really thought she was dead. But the moment she raised her head, what she saw was not the human being she had imagined, but...
First there was a golden dragon that covered the sky and the sun, and then the golden dragon evolved into an extremely tall demon with a ferocious face. However, the demon did not last long and turned into a mass of white color amid the wailing sound. and black rays of light.
In the end, this light group turned into...
"Bamboo, bamboo shoots?!"
Yotsuya Miko met a pervert.
