"Oh my, doesn't this kid have a strong sense of faith?"
Izanami, who was wearing light clothes, or rather a cold-faced beauty wearing a long white dress and a standard Hime-style hairstyle, looked at her ugly-looking husband Izanagi, and couldn't help but have a look on her face. smiled evilly.
Their couple had been falling out since the mythical age, but after all, there was no divorce or anything like that, so it's like this now. The two of them care about each other very much, but they definitely don't talk well. Seeing Izanagi's unlucky look, she couldn't help but want to laugh.
This matter is still related to tribute.
Li Ke's tribute is dedicated to the ancestral gods, that is, her and Izanagi, but she still has the priesthood of the God of the Underworld to be worshipped, so it doesn't matter whether she eats Li Ke's tribute or not.
But her husband Izanagi is different. Let alone Japan, there are only a few families that worship him in the whole world. Unlike her, as the God of Hades, she could receive various offerings.
If it were other people, or people who had no one to worship them, this kind of poverty-stricken life would not matter. They could live a good life working for other gods or something like that.
But the problem is that her husband is a god above the gods. His dignity prevents him from working. However, he cannot live in poverty. He also has a lot of social activities. Those who worship him to cope with social activities are already stretched thin, and He himself also cares about modern entertainment.
so……
This sacrifice of descendants is very important. He can live a good life relying on the offerings of his descendants. Although it doesn’t matter whether he eats or not, who says that God can’t want to eat junk food?
"But I haven't eaten boiled meat since thousands of years ago, and what's going on with this guy! The tributes are full of faith, but there is still no fear and belief in God in my heart. I still look at it. It’s not us.”
Izanagi looked at Li Ke who looked complacent and the miko lady who looked quite embarrassed, and covered his head because he really couldn't understand.
"And obviously in this era, I have awakened like a miracle and have the same power as a great god, but why don't I believe in God until now? What are you trying to express by giving me these foods that only fools can make! Obviously What does it mean that we all have the miracles of the gods but still don’t believe in our existence?”
The power of these gods comes from belief. If Li Ke does not believe in their existence for the rest of his life, then he will never see them for the rest of his life. As for the source of his power, he is very confident, that is, Li Ke awakened the power contained in the surname he gave him, and awakened the power of being his descendant.
This is a miracle for a descendant with thin blood, so he cares especially about Li Ke and this child with different qualifications.
As for Li Ke, who is clearly not their descendant, but has awakened his bloodline or something...
Although Li Ke was an adopted child, after being given the surname Yi Zang, he naturally became their child, and he would also carry their protection and strength, which was a special feature of the gods in this world.
Although modern people don't care much about faith, which has weakened the power of gods, and gods and gods have made an agreement thousands of years ago, they can no longer interfere too much in the affairs of the human world, let alone provoke wars. At most, some insignificant miracles or something. But this kind of protection can still prevent Li Ke and his immediate family from the pain of reincarnation after death, and they can live a healthy and young life together in the underworld.
However, his words of complaint made Izanami's eyes become fierce as she looked at the miko-san, which put a lot of pressure on the miko-san.
"What are you talking about? Isn't this what we ate thousands of years ago? There is no salt or other things. If I cook it twice more, you say I am wasting firewood and the fat in it. If I cook less, you say it is my cooking. The food is unpalatable. What, you are using these things to get angry at me, right?"
Her words were cold. Izanagi on the other side knew that he had stepped on his wife's minefield. When they lived in the mortal world thousands of years ago, they did live such a life at the beginning until various children were born. , only when there are more people working can we live a better life.
Before that, what they ate was indeed this kind of boiled meat, and things like dew. They wore vines and linen and slept in caves and thatched huts.
After all, even gods are not so glamorous at the beginning.
And at the beginning, he complained all day long that his wife's cooking was unpalatable, and he even wrote a lot of words because of this...
However, his dignity made it impossible for him to apologize, so the atmosphere suddenly cooled down.
"Is it best for me not to talk now?"
The miko lady looked at the tearless expression of her Inari god and felt that she was about to cry too. It is true that he can fight on the ground according to his own gods, but gods are not allowed to directly attack mortals, and they want mortals to move towards the future. But facing the pinnacle of Japanese mythology, she was still under great pressure.
It's like if you, as a Chinese, suddenly saw Nuwa and Fuxi quarreling on the street. Nuwa said that her brother was too busy with math to find a wife, while Fuxi said that his sister, Nuwa, was busy all day long and could not find a wife. Not working.
You can understand, but 80% of the time you don’t dare to speak.
This is especially true for Miss Miko, especially since Li Ke, the instigator, could not see the silent scenes of the many gods at the scene. When all the pressure was borne by her alone, the pressure was even greater.
"Say something!"
The big-breasted god with a fox tail looked at his miko, and the miko lady looked at the two creation gods who were in the cold war. Although she was extremely reluctant, she looked at her god's obvious unmarried status. After the first pregnancy warning, he swallowed and looked at Li Ke, who was still proud of himself.
"Why don't you try it my way? I'm a professional miko. It's always right to listen to me, right? And you said that the tribute to the gods doesn't matter what it is, but the sincerity. So I present the comic with sincerity. Wouldn’t it be nice to have books, psp5, ns game console, and all kinds of snacks?”
In order to make Li Ke accept it, the witch lady showed a kind smile. For a witch like her who despised Li Ke's behavior of opening a harem, this was already a rather forced smile.
Li Ke looked at her serious face and couldn't help but nodded.
"Well, although what you said makes sense."
Then refuse.
"But I don't think God would like these things that I like, so I don't think I can have any respect for them."
Li Ke gave a thumbs up to the big-breasted miko lady, and took the time to look at the name on the other party's schoolbag, but he only saw the word Bicun, but not the name.
Therefore, he did not see Miko-chan's eyes become quite ferocious in an instant, as well as her tightly clenched fists.
For a moment, Miko-chan really wanted to give Li Ke a slap in the face to make him sober up. But not now. Although Izanagi and Izanami are in a cold war, they are both paying attention here, and the other's adoptive father is also looking at her with a dry smile, so she cannot lose her etiquette.
"How could it be? God will also keep pace with the times. If you believe in God, they will appear in front of you and tell you their needs."
Miko-chan resisted the twitching of the corners of her eyes and tried to smile, but Li Ke shook his head.
"That's impossible. In my opinion, since Izanagi and Izanami are the creation gods of Japan, they must have the power to create everything with a wave of their hands, and to destroy and rebuild easily. The capabilities of this universe. And how can such a character be happy with psp5 and ns game consoles?"
I will be happy because of this! And is the God you are talking about really me? !
If it weren't for the fact that he wanted to have a cold war with his wife and show that he was not inferior to others, Izanagi would have wanted to scream loudly. He finally understood why his descendant named Yi Zang Taiyi couldn't see him.
What he believed in was not himself at all, but the God in his own imagination!
"Pfft, Taichi is really cute. This kind of situation seems to be called Chuuni in modern times, right? We are not that kind of gods. If you want to say it, the three-phase god in India is more in line with his ideas. "
Izanami also understood, but she didn't have Izanagi's baggage, so she laughed out loud.
They do not have such power. If we really want to say it, only the original power of the universe that gave birth to gods like them can have such ability in this world.
This power is the Supreme Brahma in India, God in Europe, and Pangu or Yuanshi in the Celestial Empire. Here, it is natural for them to give birth to their 'gods'.
But they are not as glamorous as in mythology. They once lived like mortals, or in other words, they were once mortals.
"How will you know if you don't try?!"
Miko-chan really wanted to hit someone, but she had to hold back, so she was so angry that she kept breathing heavily, causing her plump upper circumference to rise and fall, attracting Li Ke's attention.
Li Ke looked at her rising and rising chest. He was used to the lawlessness in the One Piece world and subconsciously wanted to catch her. Fortunately, the surrounding environment reminded him that this was not the incredible One Piece world where girls have thin waists, but the law-abiding world. of the modern world.
"What do you want to do!"
After noticing Li Ke's actions, Miko-chan immediately covered her chest and looked at Li Ke warily. Li Ke looked around awkwardly and found that no one was paying attention here. Then he snapped his fingers and asked Miko-chan to look into his sincere eyes.
"Let me rub it and I'll do as you say."
As soon as these words came out, the gods who were watching were stunned, especially the old man who adopted Li Ke. In his young state, he couldn't help but cover his face, and then was severely stepped on by his wife. One kick.
The couple already knew about Li Ke and Jingxiang's affairs. Mr. Yi Zang was fine and just sighed for his daughter's strange brain circuit, but Ju Jingxiang's mother was so angry that she wanted to kill Li Ke. .
Izanami, on the other hand, smiled and covered her mouth with a fan. She was very satisfied with Li Ke as a descendant and had no dissatisfaction with Li Ke's behavior. Logically speaking, she, a goddess, shouldn't like children like Li Ke. But Li Ke is different. Li Ke's power is far above them.
He is the 'Great God' who surpasses them.
It is normal for such a person to branch out and establish a new pantheon. As a grandmother, why is she unhappy? She wished that Li Ke would marry more cute and smart girls to expand the family.
After all, the only child left who can be named Yi Zang is Li Ke.
But her smile made Miko-chan even more stressed. She looked at her god, and her god looked at her. After the two looked at each other for a while, the god gave her a thumbs up in her desperate eyes.
"Go! I will use a miracle to get you pregnant tonight!"
Don't use miracles in places like this! !
Miko-chan roared at her god in her heart, causing the god with fox ears to cover her fox ears and squat on the ground, looking at her miko with tears in her eyes, her eyes full of grievances.
"I just want Miko-chan to dance the Kagura dance for me."
Miko-chan, who knew what her own god's kagura dance was about, couldn't be more blushing. Her god was the god of childbirth, so the dance to please the god was about things related to childbirth.
That is...
"You porn god! Aren't the movies I gave you enough for you to watch!?"
Thinking back to the time she wore a mask and went to an adult store to buy that weird video for this porn god, Miko-chan couldn't help but want to beat her own god.
However, she overlooked one thing.
That's Li Ke's current state.
Before going to One Piece, Li Ke could still control himself, but for some reason, Li Ke felt that after going to the world of One Piece, his nerves seemed to have become a little thicker.
He thought this was the reason for his dragon transformation, so he didn't care about it. But now, the harm of this change appeared.
"Since you don't answer, you acquiesce, right?"
Li Ke naturally didn't think too much when the miko lady was spewing anger at his own god. Just like Luffy casually ate everything in front of him, he naturally reached out to grab the miko lady. , touched the tenderness.
"129, smaller than Ai-chan, but because of exercise, it feels very good, and it is very soft...wait, there are no round wires in the way, so you are really..."
Feeling the obvious touch of the cloth under his hand, Li Ke's eyes widened instantly.
This was the first time he met a girl who actually wore a bra!
How should I put it, this feeling...
Like!
Miko-chan felt the sudden and unstoppable scratching on her chest, as well as the overwhelming shame and anger rising from the bottom of her heart. Without thinking, she punched Li Ke in the face.
"Why did you get caught all of a sudden!!"
Li Ke flew out.
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Well, the first chapter of this volume has been harmonized... really... the next chapter will be before 7:30
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