"Let me tell you, little human being, although the captain said she would keep an eye on you, she is too busy. The woman with that surname will not care about a powerless alien for too long. . After she confirms that you are not a dangerous person, she will hand you over to me, who manages this village. So if you are sensible, you should know what to do and what not to do."
Gently lifting Li Ke's chin, the originally cold and serious female elf disappeared. Not only was her tone full of excitement, but she also had a rather bad smile on her face. Li Ke immediately understood that this elf was not just joking and talking like the previous rangers.
She was serious.
To be fair, this is indeed a good thing. After all, this female elf can easily become an internationally renowned beauty on any earth, with top-notch figure and appearance. But for Li Ke, he only felt that his situation was very bad. If you are not careful, you may become someone who has no future or possibility, and only serves certain things all day long.
As a result, he became more certain about his views on the elves in this world, so he could only decline.
"Well, I don't think I'm good enough for you, madam...and we just met by chance."
It's just that the female elf followed the style of not listening to what he said and pushed him directly onto a pile of soft pillows. Then she took off her shoes and stepped on Li Ke's chest with her bare feet. Her smile became more and more beautiful.
But what she said was not so beautiful.
"And don't you humans like elves very much? Look, here are two beautiful elves that you humans can't get, so you should know what to do, right? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are not a human Well, let me tell you this, the humans who look like you in this world think that we elves are all pure and innocent girls, the kind who would be shy if we hold hands!"
After she finished speaking, she made a mocking sound, and Li Ke turned his head unnaturally, because he had previously thought that elves would be shy if they held hands.
"I think you just want to show off that you were the first to get someone from another world, right?"
Lailis on the side couldn't help but complained, and casually placed some test tubes next to Li Ke. Then the beautiful female ranger took off her leather armor and threw it into the corner of the room. Inside, she was wearing only a gorgeous undershirt, revealing her beautiful figure.
"I can't help it. After all, I'm over a thousand years old. It's normal to like young children, right? What's more, no matter what I do to this child, no one will accuse us, right? As long as he doesn't say anything If we go out, we can control this as we please...ah, it seems we shouldn't call it a child."
The white soles of her feet slowly scratched down Li Ke's chest, and quickly pushed the cloak away, making Miss Ariel's tone of voice, which she originally planned to say, become more interesting.
"Ah, the donkey is bigger. I just want to say that you are too anxious, right? Wouldn't it be better to wait for two days?"
However, Lyris didn't react at all. She took off her gauntlets and other equipment again and again, and asked curiously.
"It's not okay to be so anxious, isn't it? You're not an impatient person. Doesn't it look too bad? It feels like you can't live without this kind of thing."
Li Ke looked at Lailis who was taking off her clothes faster than anyone else and had nothing to say. She said not to be impatient, but she turned out to be the fastest one.
"Generally speaking, it is like this. Slowly cultivating feelings and enjoying the slowly growing love is indeed a very beautiful experience, and it is also something more exciting than simple physical communication. But Lailis , I am not the only one in this team who likes young children, so I have to strike first to have the last laugh... And I don’t think you know how difficult it is to find a person who is not ugly among humans, right?"
Miss Ariel told her reasons. She was not too anxious, but she saw the looks in the eyes of several women in her team and knew that if she didn't hurry up, those who were fed up with her and those who were competing with her for cosmetics would be killed. A male elf guy doesn't mind spending more than ten years falling in love with this person from another world. And the most important thing is her personal hobby.
After all, it's only been more than ten years, and their vacation time has been longer than this.
"Besides, I can't refuse a sickly and determined young man! I can't control myself when I think of the scene where I can force him to do all kinds of things, but he can only passively accept it with humiliation on his face, and shed tears because of it. Myself, Lyris. Do you know? When I handed over his engineering props to the captain, his expression of reluctance and helplessness, wanting to gain strength to save everything, already made me excited. I’m speechless!”
Ah, my parents who are far away on another earth, and my old man on the other side of the Santu River, I seem to have encountered a hopeless pervert.
Li Ke has nothing to say. Although his appearance has indeed been improved a lot after growing up again, this is the first time he has been praised like this...
It's really the first time.
Although it's not that I've never been targeted by a female gangster, I've really never been targeted by such a beautiful female gangster.
"Ah, if you put it this way, it seems that we have indeed found a precious and high-quality product. But remember to pour the things here. I need his body fluids to do some research and experiments..."
Lailis, who already needed to code, nodded seriously again, and took out a wooden stick from the props on the side and stuffed it into Li Ke's mouth to prevent him from calling for help. Just when Ariel also laughed and started to take off his armor, just like his friend. The door to the house was opened, and the female elf with brilliant golden hair barged in directly.
"How's his test going? Is there any danger?"
Time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and the female captain's movements froze in place. The movements of Lyris and Ariel also stopped, and after a brief silence, the two female hooligans silently put on their armor as if they had not seen their captain.
"you……"
The female elf captain only felt that her forehead hurt. She knew that the private lives of her team members were indeed a bit messy. After all, almost all the members of this team were from noble families, and they were all very good at playing. It's not that she doesn't want her subordinates to be completely elite troops, but because she gave up her duties as a ranger general, she must also shoulder other responsibilities, and maintaining contact with the heirs of these noble families is one of them. , after all, although she is not a ranger general, she is still a member of the Windrunner family, and she still has to do some things.
"Well, Alleria, would you believe me if I said that some kind of substance in his body made our brains confused?"
It's just that even though it has reached this point, Ariel still wants to struggle.
"Do you think I look like a troll?"
"……I see."
The conversation between them was light and indifferent, but Li Ke, who was lying on the ground the whole time, was in his heart.
Exploded.
