"Fools are actually quite smart."
Wang Yijian spent more than an hour queuing and came to an incisive conclusion.
I thought it would take a lot of words, but unexpectedly, a fool can understand it at a glance. He doesn't look like an uneducated fool at all.
In the cafeteria at noon, Wang Yijian looked around at the face of the black-faced fool and held up a missing person notice. He couldn't help but sigh:
"Idiot, if you gain more flesh and become whiter, I can get the reward! Five million, darling, if I have five million, hey, idiot, have you seen that girl over there? ? She is one of the four major school beauties. If I have five million, I will chase her and keep her in bed!"
The black-faced fool raised his confused eyes, and after a while, he said confusedly: "I recognize her."
Wang was surprised when he saw her: "You know her? Damn, you are such an idiot, how can you recognize her?"
The black-faced fool seemed to have a bad memory. After thinking hard for a long time, he said: "Last night in the woods."
Wang Yi saw how quickly he reacted with a head that had finally revolutionized. He slapped the table and shouted: "The grove where you slept last night? The legendary Baoyan Road?"
The black-faced fool shook his head in confusion.
When Wang saw the evil look in his eyes, he looked up and down unscrupulously at the girl with a ponytail who was preparing the meal, and said in a long and lewd voice: "Oh~!"
"Idiot, tell me, what happened last night?"
The black-faced fool thought hard, shook his head and said, "I don't remember."
"No, brother, I call you brother, but you don't remember what happened last night?" Wang shouted in disbelief at the sight of him: "Are you going to tell me? Two big pieces of fat!"
"Five dollars." The black-faced fool raised his head and said, as if fat was very attractive to him.
"Three yuan!" Wang Yi felt distressed when he saw it. A big piece of pork belly costs 8 yuan!
"Four dollars." The black-faced fool said seriously.
"Deal!" Wang Yijian pulled out a fifty-dollar bill and shook it.
"Buy it first." The black-faced fool said still very seriously.
"You're cruel!" Wang Yijian ran out of his seat at the speed of Liu Xiang, rushed to the window, and asked for four large pieces of pork. When he looked back, he was furious. The black-faced fool took him to leave and wiped out all the meat in his lunch box!
Holding four large pieces of pork. Wang Yizhen put it on the table with a straight face and said, "Let's talk now."
The black-faced fool looked at the meat "greedily", especially the fat and oily part, and said in a daze: "What did you say?"
"Still pretending!?" Wang Yijian forced himself to hold back his aggrievement. But I thought in my heart, why should I compete with a fool?
"I don't remember." The black-faced fool grabbed the box containing the fat meat, wolfed it down, and ran outside.
Wang Yi was stunned for a moment, then shouted angrily at his back: "Whoever calls you a fool in the future, I will fight with him!"
…
Night covers the earth, and dark clouds obscure the cold light of the moon. The street lights in the university town are sparse, but they stubbornly drive away the darkness. There is only a small forest opposite the small lake. It was pitch black.
Wang Yijian would not come to see the black-faced fool at this time. He was busy WOWing with the young men in the same dormitory, but if he stood here at this time, he would definitely think that there was an illusion.
Unlike the day, the fool seems to like the night very much, especially the dark place, which seems to give him a familiar smell.
He stood there quietly on the shore of the lake. Every second that time went forward, a fierce aura gathered around him.
Occasionally one or two rats pass by looking for food. When he inadvertently broke in, he was immediately silent, his hair stood on end, and he didn't dare to make any sound.
far away. The lights in the teaching building and library gradually went out, and students came and went in small groups with heavy books under their arms, chatting freely about themselves and the topics they were interested in, pointing out the country, thinking about the future, and squandering their domineering energy. youth……
night. It calmed down quietly, and the number of pedestrians became increasingly rare.
There was a rustle of footsteps behind the black-faced fool, and the unfortunate mouse finally got relief and came out of the woods with a creak.
"Thank you for not telling me."
A frightened girl's voice sounded faintly behind the fool, who was somewhat afraid of all mentally ill people.
"I don't remember." The fool said confusedly, looking at the lake without looking back.
"He said he would come again." The girl clenched her little fists and bit her delicate cherry lips with her white teeth. She was trembling all over, so much so that the ponytail on the back of her head trembled.
"I don't know." The fool said, seemingly absentmindedly or confused.
The girl raised her head, her clear eyes covered with a thin layer of mist, and said, "I'm very scared. He said that if I don't obey, he will spread the word. I know that I shouldn't be afraid of his threats, because it's not the case." That way, but, I don’t know what to do.”
"That way?" The fool's voice seemed to come from another world.
The night wind carried the chill of early winter and brushed against the girl's flawless jade neck. The lovely fluff under the hair suddenly started to tremble, and her bulging breasts undulated slightly, as if she was enduring great humiliation and said: "He didn't succeed. , you drove that person away."
"So what?" The fool looked up at the dark sky and said coldly.
The girl hugged the huge book in her hands and almost cried: "You are the only one who can prove my innocence."
"Is it useful?" The fool's voice was still as cold and full of chill.
The girl was startled, thinking that he seemed to be a fool. How many people would believe what a fool said? What if the bad guy spreads the word? Call the police?
Thinking of this, the girl could no longer restrain herself. She slowly squatted down holding the book and cried softly.
"It's getting dark!" The fool seemed to sigh.
"What?" The girl raised her head and said with crystal tears on her beautiful eyelashes.
"They are coming!" The fool said with murderous intent.
"Who are they?" the girl shuddered and asked unconsciously.
"Everyone is going to die!" the fool said coldly and ruthlessly.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand." The girl was frightened and clenched the thick book in her hand alertly, ready to leave at any time.
"Run!" the fool waved his arms loudly and forcefully.
The girl jumped up in fright, threw down the book in her hand with a cry, and ran away without thinking, with a shiny black ponytail jumping around in the woods.
A fool's loud laughter came from behind, as if the prank had succeeded. The girl stamped her feet angrily, but there was nothing she could do. Who would get angry with a fool?
****
Time passes day by day, and the fool goes to the library every morning to occupy a seat and earn a day's food expenses, sometimes if it is not enough. He would still go to the canteen to pick up other people's leftovers. Then, he would go back to the 311th floor and call 203 persistently every day for a long time. She actually got acquainted with the little girls on the 311th floor. Aunt Tank no longer has a fierce face, but has a heart of a bodhisattva. When she talks about the pity of fools eating leftovers in the cafeteria, she can often earn a few tears from other aunts. .
Since fools are not harmful animals, little girls often joke when they see him:
"Idiot, have you gone to call the building today?"
"Idiot, do you want to eat the meat I have?"
"Idiot, are you helping Wang Yijian reserve a seat again?"
"Idiot. Go buy something for me, oh, sanitary napkins!"
…
When Wang became famous, he never expected that he would become famous among girls in this way. Many girls had never even met him, but they knew that a person like him existed just because he was the employer of fools.
The fool also became famous. In just ten days, he became a famous figure in the area around Building 311. There are many versions of his story. The most famous thing is that the fool may have had something to do with a girl who lived in 203 on the 311th floor before, and it was because of this that he went crazy. However, this gossip has never been strongly confirmed.
The fool said he lost something in these. It was a very important thing. The little girls on the 311th floor also helped him look for it when they were bored. Naturally, they couldn't find anything, because the fool could never tell what was missing.
Idiot has also become a topic, and it is a typical teaching material for those little girls to educate their boyfriends.
"If you are half as honest as a fool, then I will believe you?"
"A fool knows how many times he insists on shouting 203 every day. You just insist on it for a few days and you want to be lazy?"
"A fool is diligent, but you are so lazy!"
"Idiots are not lewd at all. Really, we made a bet in our dormitory and sent Xiaomiao down to test it."
"A fool can do magic, can you? You are ignorant and incompetent. You can't even compare to a fool!"
…
While the boys hated fools, they also retorted:
"You see how easy it is for a fool to make a living. He eats leftovers and sleeps in the woods. I said, can't you be more economical?"
"Idiots are never picky about food. They eat whatever they can. What they like most is fat meat, the kind that no one eats!"
"Look, a fool can't get fat no matter how much he eats."
…
Gradually, Idiot no longer has to go to the canteen to pick up leftovers. Every day, Wang Yijian leads Idiot into the canteen. When the girls on the 311th floor meet him, they will always give him a little bit of it with a smile, especially girls who don't like it the most. of fat.
But that is the favorite of fools. Wang Yijian said that he is not stupid at all, and as time goes by, this kind of argument and judgment appears more and more frequently on Wang Yijian's lips. Only "foodie" This evaluation is always consistent. Often, a fool alone can eliminate several large boxes of fat in one meal.
But what made the king speechless at first sight was that the fool only ate meat but did not grow any meat. His withered and gray face had not shown any improvement, and he really could not put on a good show.
Wang Yijian's academic studies were successful, and the first exam went very smoothly. However, as the saying goes, every gain must come with a loss. The innocent girl opposite the study room got acquainted with the fool, but was taken away by the wretched man. The reason was that Wang Yijian was too young. Although Wang Yijian insists that the wretched man is richer than him.
The road to life encountered the first big bumpy road. A very small number of bad elements also thrived and became evil forces. Wang Yijian and the "wretched man" became mortal enemies.
In order to completely defeat the "wretched man"'s pretentiousness and arrogance in front of him, Wang Yijian decided that it was necessary to have a good talk with the fool.
"Idiot, tomorrow is the winter solstice."
As soon as Wang stuffed a mouthful of food into his mouth, he said vigilantly and carefully, Damn it, the idiot's IQ has increased rapidly recently. I wonder if he has eaten too much fat. If this is okay, he will only eat it from tomorrow on. Eat fat.
"Then what?"
The fool raised his head, his confused eyes becoming clearer and brighter.
"There's a joint party in College Station."
Wang Yijian began to wonder if his IQ was worse than a fool.
Sure enough, the fool's eyes lit up even more, and he imitated Wang Yijian and patted the table and said, "Ten boxes of fat meat!"
"You're not afraid of dying from boredom!" Wang cursed when he saw vomiting blood.
"Fifteen boxes." The fool sat on the ground and raised the price, but his expression was extremely cold.
"No. Ten boxes, just ten boxes!" Wang Yi wanted to reason with the fool, but as soon as the thought came out, he was stopped by himself. Reasoning with a fool? Unless you're stupid, it's better to just go ahead.
The fool didn't care, and continued to lower his head to eliminate the fat in the lunch box, frowning for this period of time. He is becoming more and more pretentious.
Wang cursed secretly when he saw it, and suddenly said in surprise: "How do you know what I want to do with you?"
The fool shouted about the food and moved his mouth forward in a hesitant manner.
Wang Yijian looked back and saw Lu Bingchuan, one of the four campus beauties, walking toward them step by step with a lunch box in her hands, her ponytail bouncing happily.
"Idiot, remember, as long as you convince her to pretend to be my girlfriend for one night, ten boxes of fat!"
Seeing that Wang Yi couldn't stop admiring the fool's IQ, he whispered in his ear with a sly look.
The fool nodded repeatedly, imitating Wang Yijian's tone and said: Deal!
With the phrase fool. Wang Yi saw that he was much more practical. It was strange to say that Lu Bingchuan was not from the 311th floor, but was the pride of the University of Foreign Languages with both academic and moral excellence. It was said that she had already obtained a place to go to the UK as an exchange student next year, but she didn't know why. Fools are very good.
In addition to buying a big fat piece of meat for the fool every day, he also actively went to Room 203 on the 311th floor to donate a lot of daily necessities to the fool. In his free time, he would also quarrel with the fool, which is simply strange. How come a college beauty who has always been taciturn and doesn't interact too much with boys has a common language with a fool?
Many boys can only be summed up as fools who are stupid, stupid and naive enough.
"Idiot, fat meat." Lu Bingchuan used a spoon to pick out the big pork belly from the lunch box and put it into the fool's big bowl. He said expressionlessly.
Speaking of which, the fool often said some inexplicable and strange words to scare her in the dead of night, but she always felt much safer when the fool came in and out of the woods and nearby areas, especially the big pervert. After being beaten up by the fool, although he threatened to threaten her, he never dared to show up again.
Wang Yizhen didn't know these things, and he was trying his best to wink at the fool.
The fool held the fat in his mouth and said vaguely to Lu Bingqian who was about to sit down: "He wants you to be his girlfriend."
When Wang saw it, he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it. What could he say? Is this too direct?
Lu Bingchuan glanced at Wang Yijian in surprise, then asked Xiang Fool, "Why?"
The fool frowned and sucked the fat into his mouth, then continued his previous sentence with a heavy breath: "One night."
When Wang saw a mouthful of hot soup burst out, he quickly covered the fool's mouth. His heart was filled with anger, but he had to put on a good image and apologized: "I'm sorry, the fool is just talking nonsense!"
Lu Bingchuan looked at Wang Yijian and then at the fool. Bingxue was smart and she immediately guessed what was going on. She, who was always known as an ice beauty, showed a very rare smile and said: "Okay, but , Idiot, you have to promise me something."
When Wang saw it, he didn't expect Lu Bingchuan to actually agree. He was stunned for a moment, still covering the fool's mouth with his hand. After realizing it, he was ecstatic and said boldly: "No problem, I make the decision for the fool!"
After saying that, he bared his teeth and "warned" the fool not to ruin his good deeds, and gestured with his mouth: "Add more of your fat body."
The fool nodded repeatedly, but muttered: "Winter Solstice? It's getting dark, why don't you run away quickly?"
Lu Bingjuan and Wang Yiyi ignored his nonsense, and only heard Lu Bingjuan say politely: "There will be a party from outside the school tomorrow night, and masters from Aurora University will come to challenge us. We idiots are so sharp, and our magic skills are better than Liu Qian's." It’s also awesome, let them see it.”
Wang Yijian nodded in agreement. He completely admired the idiot for this. For example, now, Wang Yijian yelled: "Idiot, what are you doing? Where did you change the leftovers again!? How many times have I told you, leftovers Don’t eat any more, you’ll get sick!”
Lu Bingchuan's beautiful ice eyes flashed with sympathy. She pulled Wang Yijian, who was about to search the fool, and said pitifully: The fool must have been hungry and scared before, just let him hide.
****
On the night of the winter solstice, it is extremely cold.
In the vast universe, that ray of silver light finally disappeared into an unknown place, lagging behind its surveillance spaceship that was unknown how many light-years behind it. It was confused and lost its target, cruising quietly in the darkness.
As a freshman representative of Aurora University, Song Ying came to the open-air square early. With a haggard face, she did not want to attend any joint evening party. She rarely even attended classes. Apart from the pleas of her friends, the most important thing was that she was the one in the city. After searching them all, only Songjiang, Chongming, and Jinshan suburbs were left. She hadn't had time to go find Chu Yunsheng in person, so she thought Songjiang was the first stop for the remaining suburbs.
On this day, it was December 21st, and there were only less than 7 days left from the 28th that Chu Yunsheng told her!
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