This is a long story. Rong Tong used to be a young girl who was not interested in games at all. The opportunity to download this online game was because of her stupid roommate.
For a while, this guy had a heated chat with the boys in his class about this game. His words were filled with difficult-to-understand words such as "open unparalleled", "R past", "chengwu", etc. The craziest ones were For weeks, he even spoke to her with these words, and she was just like a straight man listening to a girl talking about lipstick numbers. She was confused at first glance, and finally forced him to shut up after several threats.
But privately, she felt a little sense of crisis. At that time, she didn't know that she would fall in love with this big boy who was often messy in the future. She just became twisted and felt that she was artificially isolated and could no longer get into his world. This made her very frustrated, so she had no idea about cracking the installation package. One day she closed her eyes and stamped her feet, and spent a lot of money. The price is to install the genuine version of this game on your computer.
…Then he tricked out the Erlunzi’s game ID and added his friend wearing a vest.
——Nonsense, she had been sarcastic and sarcastic about this crappy game in front of him all day long. If she didn't wear a vest, wouldn't she be waiting for a slap in the face?
As a result, after she passed the adaptation period of getting dizzy and understanding the rules of the equipment and skills game, she was ushered in the true fragrance. Although the level of micro-management is as good as the first dish for dozens of dishes, and she may not be able to hit the opponent with ten swords, she still enjoys it.
ah? You're talking about that idiot, oh, she invited him to form a team to fight the boss before, but she succeeded in dragging him down two levels. This person is just as completely afraid of her as the thousands of teammates who have fallen down before. He ignored her and gave her a wide berth.
Oh, but he still had some grace and didn't block her.
Rong Tong was a little at a loss for a moment, but soon calmed down. Yes, she didn't tell anyone about playing games. There was no way the fool could recognize her through countless optical fibers. It had probably been so long that he had forgotten how horribly good his friend who had been lying dead for many years on this list was. With a twitch of his mind, he bumped into her like a rabbit hitting a tree, which made a large number of players in the Sixth District frightened. The home of the madman.
Well, it seems that he is not as anxious as she thought, and he is also interested in logging into the game. Then don't blame her for being handicapped——
Rong Tong clicked the agree option with a strange feeling, and they quickly entered the dungeon map. Surprisingly, Erluzi actually sent another invitation to Lianmai. How can this be done? It will be exposed! She immediately rejected him, "There is no Mai at home", and she gave the other party an impeccable reason in the chat box.
"Brother, you're not in the Internet cafe?" Er Lunzi didn't seem to think about it.
"How do you know I'm a man?"
"Stop pretending to be innocent, hey, who on earth would use your avatar, brother!"
Rong Tong glanced at his profile picture hanging in the upper left corner, a busty half-length photo of a European-looking woman with short hair. Isn’t that right? Hey, Maria Ozawa, she specially took the picture from Baidu.
The gender imbalance among players in this game is serious, so they like to have sex with each other. The girl has a lot of sex. She would rather be completely thought of as a boy and accept the scolding of the angry old man, rather than someone taking the initiative to reveal that she is even dirtier. On the other hand, she made unsavory harassment based on her gender.
But I didn't expect that you seem to be an expert at identifying girls and actors at first glance. Sure enough, some people appear to be innocent high school boys who blush when a girl teases them a word or two, but secretly they have watched countless movies like all the old dogs.
Rong Tong felt that he should be in a complicated mood at this moment. After all, the difference between reality and imagination was not big. But she has an amazing skill. Not only can she force herself to do things and say things that go against her will when necessary, but she can also make people unable to see her disguise at all and believe that everything she says is from the bottom of her heart. My best friend said that she would be particularly suitable to enter the officialdom in the future. She is guaranteed to be the kind of person who is so greedy that her real estate certificate can be used as toilet paper to wipe, and the Development and Reform Commission will classify her as an upright and honest public servant...
It is not yet known whether she will become a giant in the officialdom in the future, but at the moment, the partner task is not even half completed, she is typing on the keyboard, and the fool on the other side of the computer has already begun to say that he wants to sworn sworn friends with her. As half brothers.
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"My dear friend, your breasts need to be rippling to be the best." The other party seemed to be very excited, "Do you think those who like small breasts have not fully developed their brains!!!"
What a pervert! She subconsciously glanced at Yima Pingchuan on her chest, her face turned purple, and she typed the keyboard harder and harder——
"Yes, they probably all smelt copper!!!"
The other party sent a bunch of incoherent modalities and exclamation points, and the central meaning was that he finally met his soulmate.
Haha, my best friend, how big are you?
Rong Tong felt that her poetic and picturesque girl's heart was destroyed by the "breasts" all over the screen and turned into a karst landscape - it looked intact on the surface, but there were holes underground! ! !
Ugh...Are all boys like this?
Because they had to chat with her new "half-brother", it took them twice as long as usual to clear the level and reach the entrance to the boss's lair. In the game, the coquettish boy with Maria Ozawa's avatar is full of witty words, and he holds her feet in a perfect and precise manner. The opponent is now patting his chest and boldly saying that even if she is a bad guy, he can lead her to win. Rong Tong, who was in front of the computer screen, was on the verge of exhaustion and withdrawal.
"Brother, I've run into some trouble recently. Seeing as I have a lot of experience in life, why don't you and I solve the problem?"
Before retreating from the tour, she still couldn't hold it back and asked this question tentatively. new schoolbag network
The person asked her what it was about.
"Just... I had a little tangle with a girl."
He immediately made an "I understand" expression, "Speak of my brother, your brother and I have seen countless women, and he is definitely an expert in this field!"
Rong Tong rolled his eyes, how could you pretend to be single since you were born?
But she immediately felt a little uneasy. Could it be that... he was actually lying to her before? Like him, a good-looking student who can play basketball and participate in Olympiads every three days, it is impossible that there is no girl who likes him since he was a child, right? Maybe he really had an affair with a pretty girl... Or maybe there was more than one, and online dating is so popular now, what if there is already a girl in his friend list...
She covered her face and let out a small scream. She couldn't think about it anymore. If she continued to think about it, sooner or later she would turn into a pufferfish with anger, the kind with lemon juice poured on it!
This time she worked hard for a long time before she managed to calm down. With shaking hands, she typed a story she had made up that was both true and false into the dialog box.
The characters, identities, causes, processes, and results are all different, but the core is the impression of the girl in the boy's eyes who is far and near, distant, and ambiguous. She is a master at seducing and empathizing quietly. What he thinks about the girl in the story must be his true thoughts about himself.
After typing a large paragraph of text, she took a deep breath and clicked send.
The next wait, every minute and every second, is like the results of a big test in life are about to be announced.
The speaker dinged, indicating that a new message had been sent, and the other party in the dialog box was indeed very excited——
"Damn it, you can never get along with this kind of woman!! She is just a cousin and a scumbag! Do you understand, brother!!!"
"You believe her nonsense because she doesn't have a boyfriend. Let me tell you, women like this are pure on the surface but very sexy behind the scenes. They don't even know how many broken shoes they have. She treats you like a spare tire!!!"
"Why does it look like you have a mental illness? I just laughed! She is deliberately pretending to be pitiful to stimulate your sympathy! In the end, she ran away halfway through her confession... Pull her down. She didn't want to confess to you, she was probably looking at the fish. If you take the bait, you have to start taking the next dose of strong medicine to close the thread. Well, now that you have succeeded, you are worrying about gains and losses, right? It is probably because the sponsor doesn’t want her anymore and she has to look for a new home in a hurry. You are in the middle of the transition period, don’t you know?! "
"There is another possibility. She is pregnant and has no money for an abortion. You have to pay attention to whether she will start to ask you for money in a roundabout way. Don't agree, brother!!!"
"Oh, but since it's coming to your door, it's no use to fuck her, so I'll find a way to get her first. Black fungus, I'm definitely not good at being a wife, but it's fine just for fun... What the hell are you doing, are you crazy? If you kill the boss, you kill me!!! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!”
This was probably Rong Tong's most accurate output since playing this game. She used all kinds of ultimate attacks on the opponent crazily. The person was caught off guard and within three seconds, the screen completely went dark and showed that the health bar was empty. Ignoring the other party's angry remarks about maternal organs, she reported the dragon for blacklisting. Then she went to the World Plaza to announce a reward, using krypton gold to buy a full set of orange weapons as the reward. The reward ended half a month later. , whichever hero kills this ID the most times alone will win.
Then, regardless of the lively discussion that suddenly arose in the World Square, she launched the game with a ferocious expression, clicked the mouse frantically, and blocked all the social accounts where she had added her as a friend, including his QQ blog, Renren, etc.
Finally, she turned on her phone and added his contact number to the blacklist.
After doing all this, she got up and opened the door for the first time that night.
"Mom, I want to go to Europe. The sooner I leave, the better."
——Go to Great Britain, go to Northern Europe, go to the Arctic Circle, and stay as far away from that damn soul as possible! ! !
This was probably one of the most impulsive and regretful decisions Rong Tong made in his high school career. Seven days later, she was awakened by the cool breeze while on a cable car slowly ascending in the Alps. She began to feel that the man that night looked very different from the idiot she had been with for a year.
After the half-month period expired, she walked into an Internet cafe in the early night of Reykjavik and contacted the final winner of the orange weapon. He told her that the friend with that ID informed him about the reward. After revealing the three-dimensional version of himself, the guy posted a notice in the World Plaza saying that he was not the one playing games with you that day. He lent his account to his cousin. However, since you never seemed to show up, he has been being hunted day and night since then, and finally he seemed to have canceled his account unbearably.
She just sat blankly in the Internet cafe until it was time to use the computer and the network administrator came over to remind her. She felt that now she seemed to have earned the title of "scumbag".
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Rong Tong: Those who like small breasts should probably make copper! ! !
Zhang Wei: Shiveringly hugging my Shawu, Shengrenhui, Qiongmei, Mianma...
Erluzi Zhang Wei → Xuanhuang Lianchao This is an inspirational Jack Su from a real otaku transforming into Long Aotian... Well, let us not expose the self-perception of the most beautiful woman in the three realms.
Remember this cousin, he is a very important supporting role in Zhang Wei’s life haha
