"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, I don't dare." After the other party was helped up, he reluctantly saluted and said in a low voice.
"I asked you to sit down, just sit down. Where is the shopkeeper?!" Li Ke replied first, and then said loudly.
"Your Highness, I'm here." A woman in her forties hurried over. She had been here a long time ago.
"Where are the rules of Pingkangfang?" Li Ke glanced at her sideways.
"Go and bring the rules here." The woman immediately turned around and directed the waiter at Mingyue Tower.
Soon, a wooden board was moved over and placed in front of the young man. On the top of the wooden board were written a few words: Pingkang Square Rules.
Under the rules, there are several items listed.
1. In Pingkangfang, you must abide by the laws and regulations and abide by the "Datang Code".
2. Under the premise of abiding by the "Laws of the Tang Dynasty", the rules of His Highness the King of Shu are the rules of Pingkangfang.
3. If His Majesty the King of Shu makes a mistake, please refer to Article 2 before His Majesty makes a punishment.
4. You are not allowed to drink and cause trouble, or use alcohol to cause chaos.
5. Do not violate the wishes of all the women who live in brothels in Pingkangfang.
6. His Royal Highness the King of Shu has the final right of interpretation.
Just six simple ones. Of course, this thing was invented by Li Ke before. It can be found in every brothel and hook bar in Pingkangfang, hanging in the most conspicuous place at the front door.
In the past two years... many people have indeed ignored it. No one dared to ignore this before.
Otherwise, why do you think Li Ke can get along in the brothel in Pingkangfang? Why do Yang Anning and the others like her so much?
Of course, Brother Liu Qi must have contributed through time and space, but it still had to be the might of me, the King of Shu.
"Did you see it?" Li Ke knocked on the wooden board.
"I saw it." The man lowered his head and said honestly.
"Which article did you commit?"
"Article 4." The man answered simply.
"Did I hit you wrong?"
"without."
Li Ke nodded with satisfaction. Everyone who comes here wants to drink some wine, so this fourth article is very flexible and inclusive of all things.
"Sit." Li Ke pointed to the stool.
The corner of the man's mouth twitched, and finally he reluctantly sat down. It wasn't that he didn't want to listen to Li Ke's words before, but Li Ke just kicked him in the butt. Now his butt is swollen, and after sitting down...it hurts. ah.
After resisting the pain and sitting down, Li Ke asked in a nonchalant manner: "Which one is it from?"
"Longxi Li family." The corner of the man's mouth twitched, but he still answered.
With a "pop" sound, Li Ke slapped him again, "Don't learn well."
"That's what His Highness taught you."
"Okay, come here from now on, drink some wine and stop making trouble. Look at what you just said, what happened? You look down on your eldest grandson Dalang, or you look down on your eldest grandson Sikong, or you look down on my mother." Li Ke squinted his eyes. asked.
"I don't dare." The corner of the man's mouth twitched. That's not it. Isn't this kind of cynicism the norm here? As for rising to the level of fathers? If you continue talking, it will involve His Majesty.
"It's okay if you don't dare. If you look down on my mother, you look down on me, Li Ke. Do you understand?"
"I was wrong, Your Highness."
"Okay, go back and recuperate." Li Ke waved his hand and said.
"Yes, thank you for your teaching, Your Highness." The man was helped away by two servants.
When they stood up and left, Li Ke waved his hand and said loudly: "Come on, let's play music and dance."
"Yes, His Highness said, girls, let's sing." The shopkeeper hurriedly greeted loudly.
When the music resumed on the stage, the soft little voice sounded again. The shopkeeper came over again and whispered: "Your Highness, otherwise I will arrange a private room upstairs for you."
"Go away, when have I ever sat in a private room in all these years? Do you look down on me? You still feel that I can't mingle with everyone around me." Li Ke cursed.
"Yes, yes, of course you can, Your Highness." The shopkeeper's expression was a little twisted, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense. Who knows what the "mixed up" in your mouth meant.
"You're all drinking. Look at what I'm doing. Why do you want to fight?" Li Ke shouted at the people around him.
"Don't dare, Your Highness, you have unparalleled miraculous skills." Someone immediately praised him.
"Nonsense, look at you, each and every one of you has been drained by alcohol and sex, who can be like me." Li Ke was a little proud.
As Li Ke chatted, the surrounding wine tables began to become lively again.
"Your Highness, when will the Evernight City of the Tang Dynasty be built? After listening to your propaganda, Pingkangfang is really a bit boring." Someone in the crowd asked boldly.
"It's coming soon, probably next year. I'm in a hurry. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I have brought many Tianzhu girls from Tianzhu and other places. I have already sent people to invite some Silla maids later. Bodhisattva is so cool. There are also beauties like Turks and Dashi." Li Ke replied loudly.
"Tsk, Your Highness, you still know how to play."
"Well, if you don't look at how many books I have read, how can you compare with me? When you want to play, there will be many fun places. For example, I have had some relatively large empty rooms decorated. The walls are shaped like the prairie blue sky, and there are no beds inside. They are all felt tents. Please order Turkic women, wearing Turkic-style clothes. You understand." Li Ke said loudly with a smile.
How do people in this era understand the charm of role-playing.
This is still elementary, and there will be high-end ones later, such as classroom-themed hotels, hospital-themed hotels, and dungeon-themed hotels more than a thousand years later.
When I take it out, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it.
"Your Highness, you have to hurry up, we can't wait." These words are all true. Li Ke's words just now made the surrounding literati shine on both sides.
"Bah, a bunch of lecherous people, vile and shameless." A word came from the crowd out of nowhere.
"Haha, how can the things of literati be called lustful? This is called appreciating art, brother, you don't understand." Li Ke was stunned for a moment. The tone of his words suggested that he was not a woman pretending to be a man.
When he came to the Tang Dynasty, he really had never encountered the plot that would be a must-have in future costume dramas, but he didn't care and just picked it up casually.
"Haha." A cheerful atmosphere immediately sounded around.
"I don't understand. Then why, King Qin, did you rush to this brothel the next day after you came back to Chang'an? Didn't you bring enough women before setting off?" The crisp voice came out again with a head-scratching voice.
As soon as these words were spoken, the people around him were somewhat stunned. Come on, who is this, so stubborn? Didn't you see the miserable appearance of that brother just now?
"Who are you, come out to meet me?" Li Ke was also a little curious. Could he be prepared for this? The problem is that I came to Mingyue Tower on a whim, and it is impossible for others to know his itinerary.
The other party didn't hide, and walked over directly, and the three people appeared in front of Li Ke.
