Li Ke didn't sleep in. Today was a special situation. Wei Zheng must have been furious when he saw it. He probably rushed over angrily soon. It was not the same thing to block Wei Zheng from the door. After all, Old Wei was old and was five years old this year. Sixteen or fifty-seven, it will soon be the year of sixty.
After getting up early, Li Ke naturally exercised a bit, and then made noodles in the kitchen. After eating noodles in the morning, it was quite good. Oh, Li Ke proved that people are still greatly affected by the soul.
In his previous life, when Li Ke was a child, his family had noodles for breakfast almost every day and also cooked pot noodles for dinner. Therefore, although he was from the north, he disliked eating noodles. This habit continued until he was in his twenties. I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but I’m less averse to eating noodles. When I turned thirty, I felt that eating noodles every day was quite good.
Now that I have traveled through time, my body is younger, but I don’t hate pasta anymore.
"Your Highness, Mr. Su Guogong and Mr. Wu Guogong would like to see you." Tian Meng walked in from outside.
Today, Li Ke lives in Prince Qin's Mansion, not in Youjian Mall.
"Who are you talking about?" Li Ke looked stunned.
"Su Guogong and Wu Guogong." Tian Meng repeated.
"???" Li Ke looked confused. Isn't it Wei Zheng? What are these two old guys doing here?
"Please come in." If Li Ke was still in bed now, he would never see these two old guys, but now that he got up, Li Ke still wanted to see them.
Soon, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde walked in quickly from outside. Before they entered Li Ke's living room, Cheng Yaojin's loud voice rang outside the door: "Your Highness. , you have to make the decision for me, Old Cheng, I was scolded badly by Wei Zheng today, this old boy pointed at my nose and scolded me for a long time, and he almost dug up the graves of our ancestors, saying that I taught you a bad way, Your Highness!"
While talking, Cheng Yaojin entered the hall.
Li Ke: "..."
You were scolded, what are you doing to me? What does it have to do with me?
"Didn't you teach me bad things?" Li Ke sat up straight and asked directly.
Cheng Yaojin's eyes widened suddenly and he looked at Li Ke in disbelief: "Your Highness, I always thought you were an upright and upright man who would say anything and would not make trouble, but now Your Highness, you This filthy man is so good at everything, why am I the only one who taught you bad things?"
"Why not? When I went to the school below you and said that I wanted to follow the soldiers to learn martial arts and strengthen my body, wasn't the first thing you said, Old Cheng, was, Your Highness, you can come to my place to practice martial arts, but we accept it here It's a man, you can't be a bitch, you can't be scolded, and you can't run away after being wronged. Did you say this? You scolded your mother in front of me that day, was it you who did it?" Li Ke looked at it with squinting eyes. he asked.
Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth with a look of disbelief on his face. That's true, but where have you not heard such curse words? Did I teach you those dirty words behind?
Lao Cheng was a little dissatisfied, "Your Highness, what you said is unreasonable. Aren't you just a hooker who slept with a boy, and you blame others for ruining her virginity?"
Damn it, Li Ke glared at this old guy, what a metaphor you are talking about.
"What? Your Highness, did I say something wrong?" Seeing Li Ke glaring at him, Cheng Yaojin immediately shouted unconvinced.
"According to what you say, why, if the sage Kong is so famous, aren't Tan Zi and Chang Hong his teachers?" Li Ke looked at him indifferently and asked, "I am at best a person who is better than others. But this cannot deny the fact that you taught me.”
Cheng Yaojin: "..."
He was suddenly speechless.
"Without you scolding me, I wouldn't have been able to come up with nouns such as sun and grass. Do you know how much of a crime you have committed? I can't read many words now. A rising sun is such a good word. , now that I see this word, I have to think about who Xu is and who Dongsheng is." Li Ke dug his ears and said.
Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment and almost didn't react for a while. If Li Ke hadn't added the sentence "Who is Xu" later, he would have definitely reacted.
But after he reacted, Cheng Yaojin looked at Li Ke as if he were looking at an evil beast. He didn't dare to say this, but that's how he looked. Your Highness, are you sure your thoughts are normal?
But now he was unable to refute.
"Anyway, I don't care. Your Highness, you have to give me some compensation. I don't want anything else from you. If you have anything fun to do, take me with you, Lao Cheng, and I'll pay for it." Cheng Yaojin said quickly.
"Okay, I'll have no problem taking you with me. Then when Datang's tax reform is implemented in the future, your stores will pay taxes on time, and your Cheng family's property will also pay taxes on time." Li Ke said with a smile.
"Just pay it. Anyway, it's useless for me to ask for so much money. Isn't it just tax payment? I'll be the first to pay it."
"I'll do it too. Your Highness, you can also play with me." Yuchi Jingde said, "It would be best if you, Your Highness, teach me how to scold Wei Zheng."
Li Ke: "..."
He looked Yuchi Jingde over, and then said: "Don't even think about this. You can't scold him, but I have a trick that allows you to treat him. Do you want to learn it?"
"What?" Yuchi Jingde's eyes lit up instantly.
"Next time he dares to spit on you in front of you, don't say anything, just kiss him." Li Ke said.
As soon as Li Ke's words came out, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde were stunned.
"Ugh..." Cheng Yaojin didn't know what he thought of. He retched and said quickly: "Your Highness, how did you come up with such a disgusting thing?"
"Why is it disgusting? If you want to deal with him, you can only use this trick. Don't think about other methods." Li Ke shook his head and said.
Yuchi Jingde: "..."
"Anyway, I think Wei Zheng is more disgusting than you." Li Ke looked at Yuchi Jingde and added.
"Really?" Yuchi Jingde hesitated.
Cheng Yaojin moved two steps to the side without moving his expression.
"What do you mean?" Yuchi Jingde was unconvinced again.
"It's not interesting. You really want to do this? Stay away from me." Cheng Yaojin took a few steps back.
"I say you two, if nothing happens, leave quickly, otherwise Zheng Guogong will definitely block you here in a while." Li Ke said.
"Ah, let's go. Your Highness, don't forget to take me to play." Cheng Yaojin confessed, turned around and ran away.
Yuchi Jingde threw his hands at Li Kegong and left.
As soon as the two people left, Li Ke was speechless. What was this? But Lao Wei looked very angry. Do you want to hide outside the city? He will definitely spray himself after a while.
It was early in the morning, and Li Ke didn't want anyone to scold him. Although Li Ke was already very proficient in interrupting Lao Wei's spellcasting, who would be willing to scold him if he had nothing to do?
