"You bastard!" The fat general punched the table in front of him.
There are two things he hates most. One is that people call him fat. In this military camp, no soldier dares to say this word.
The second is the fear of death, very much fear of death!
Tang Ping's "fat man" sentence was a sure hit, touching two of his biggest taboos at the same time.
"Bring me someone, bring me someone!"
Tang Ping looked at the furious fat man and said calmly: "Your knees hurt a lot lately, right? It's hard to get up to the second floor, right? Do you get dizziness, headache, and tinnitus from time to time?"
Tang Ping asked three questions in a row. As soon as each question came out of his mouth, the fat general's face turned pale.
"General..." Several guards rushed in with weapons. Two of them, in order to show off, directly pointed their weapons at Tang Ping in the room. Several people.
But whoever wanted to get a pain in the butt was kicked aside by the fat general.
"You...you...how did you know?"
You know, he has all the symptoms Tang Ping mentioned just now!
The production level of the whole place in Tianzhu is not high. He is the only one who is as fat as him in this harbor, so he usually has no way to communicate with other fat people about his condition.
He was afraid of death when Tang Ping explained his recent symptoms one by one. Although his face was still calm, his voice began to tremble.
"Hey..." Tang Ping sighed, looked at the fat general and said, "These days, if there is anything you want to do, just do it quickly, and if you want to eat, just eat it quickly."
"Don't, don't!" The fat man's face turned pale and he told himself to eat and drink well. Doesn't this mean that he would have a good life in a few days?
If Tang Ping said something else, he might not believe it, but now that he was suffering from knee pain, dizziness, headache, and tinnitus, how could he dare to bet?
"Here, please... please take a seat, please, the envoy of the Tang Dynasty!"
Then he kicked a guard on the butt: "You don't have anything visible, why don't you go and bring some fruit to the distinguished guest?"
The one who was kicked was the guard who had just received a few large coins from Tang Ping. Unexpectedly, in a short period of time, Tang Ping became the guest of his general, and his face suddenly turned pale.
"Yes, yes..." He ran out quickly, and then someone placed the futon and table here.
Tang Ping pressed the futon and it was quite soft.
People in this area don't have the habit of sitting on stools. They always put futons on the floor with a low table in front of them. Fruits and other things to eat are placed on the low table in front of them.
Lao Cui took the opportunity to ask in Tang Ping's ear: "When did you learn medical skills from Mr. Li?"
They almost made a move just now, but they didn't expect Tang Ping to be fooled by the other party with just a few words.
"What are you studying? You haven't seen him being so fat and still sitting cross-legged like this, and his hands are kneading his knees from time to time. It's obvious that there is something wrong with his knees."
"As for the headache and dizziness, I saw that when he was talking just now, he would sometimes frown with his right eye unconsciously. This is obviously a migraine. As for the reason, I guessed it. He is an obese patient."
That's right, where does Tang Ping know any medical skills? However, when Li Shan was working as a volunteer medical examiner in the community, he went to help for two days and listened to some symptoms of obesity.
Not many people suffered from this disease in ancient times. After all, except for the Tang Dynasty, eating enough is a problem in many places now, and obesity is simply impossible.
But in modern times, especially many children now have signs of obesity. This is what Li Shan focused on popularizing in the community, and Tang Ping took note of it.
As for what if he wasn't covering her up?
Then the only way is to take action. Anyway, he just has dates and no dates to fight with. It's best if he can be deceived. If he can't be deceived, it's impossible to really compromise. Then everyone should take action.
At this time, the guard who delivered the fruits also came back. Slowly, a large plate of fruits was placed in front of Tang Ping.
There were also several large silver coins pressed on it, which he had just knocked from Tang Ping.
Seeing the pleading look on the man's face, Tang Ping collected a few large silver coins and said calmly: "I didn't expect that there is a custom in your area of offering fruits as gifts, so I'll accept them."
When the fat man heard this, he didn't know what happened? Their defense force at this seaport made money through extortion, but now they were seeking help from Tang Ping, so they shouted sternly: "Come here, these two people dare to ask for property from foreign envoys privately, drag them down and beat me." !」
After speaking, he looked at Tang Ping: "Is this gentleman satisfied?"
Tang Ping nodded. He was not in the habit of repaying kindness with kindness. Just now the two guards aggressively extorted money from him, and now they deserved to be beaten.
"I don't know what to call this gentleman from the Tang Dynasty? What kind of disease do I have?
? "Leaving two servants behind and sending the others away, the two of them could finally talk to each other.
"I am Tang Ping, Duke of Ping Kingdom of the Tang Dynasty. I wonder what the general's name is?"
"Master Tang, just call me Sushma. Please ask Master Tang, what am I..."
He was extremely anxious. He had been having these symptoms for some time. Who knew if he would suddenly pass away? Of course, he had to find out as soon as possible.
"You... in the eyes of our doctors from the Tang Dynasty, you are short of energy."
"Angry? Not enough? What kind of anger?" Sushma had a question mark on her face. Tang Ping's words were translated into their local language. He could understand them, but he couldn't figure out the specific meaning.
"General Sushma, don't you need Qi every time you breathe in and out? This Qi will also be in your body, but if this Qi is disordered , people will naturally get sick.”
Tang Ping doesn't know how to see any kind of disease, he just keeps on cheating.
After Tang Ping finished speaking, Sushma's breathing became heavier, and she looked down hard as if she wanted to see the breath from her nostrils.
"If General Sushma doesn't believe it, we can test it again."
"How to test?"
"General Sushma exhales while making a sound of ah, just hold it out for thirty seconds."
After finishing speaking, Tang Ping said to Lao Cui beside him: "You show General Sushma an example."
Lao Cui didn't know what Tang Ping was going to do, but he did it anyway.
He practiced martial arts on a daily basis and was full of energy. After taking a deep breath, he stood up right there.
Thirty seconds passed by in a blink of an eye, and even after he finished speaking, he was neither blushing nor out of breath.
"What kind of test is this?" Sushma couldn't believe it. Don't the children at the harbor sometimes scream like this?
"General Sushma, you will know if you try it."
Sushma thought that since Tang Ping could see her symptoms, she might as well believe it for the time being.
So I started to imitate Lao Cui.
As a result, after only twenty seconds, he felt his eyes darken and his huge body fell to the side.
The frightened two servants rushed over to help him.
"General, general, how are you?"
Lao Cui was also stunned and asked Tang Ping in a low voice: "Master, what's going on?"
Tang Ping chuckled: "Look at him panting even while sitting, isn't he calling himself hypoxic?"
