"You guys can spend the night here today!"
Tang Ping drove his pickup truck out, and the eyes of several people who looked at him were glaring, and they were hit by the empty garage.
Cheng Chumo and the others were not pampered young men, and the city gate of Chang'an was already closed at this time, so they could only sleep here in Tang Ping's place.
"Brother Tang, this, this was caught on the mountain today. I originally planned to..." Du He wanted to say that he planned to come to change the spicy oil, but how could he be embarrassed when someone greeted him tonight?
So he changed his mind and said, "I'll give it to Brother Tang."
Tang Ping was initially curious about what was inside a cloth bag they brought. It not only bleated but also moved around. It was probably a living creature.
The next time I saw it, I was shocked.
This thing is too cruel, panda! National treasure! Can this thing be caught?
If Tang Ping hadn't quickly discovered that this was in the Tang Dynasty, he would have been so frightened that his legs went weak. He quickly picked up his cup and drank two sips of water to calm down his shock.
Of course Du He and the others didn't know this, so they left the panda to Lao Du and went to sleep in the garage.
On this day, I was already exhausted from climbing the mountain to chase pandas and looking for Li Zhen later. Two fools, Cheng Chumo and Fang Yiai, went in first, fell down and fell asleep.
Lao Du held up one of the panda's hind legs and asked Tang Ping: "Sir, how do you cook this white bear?"
"Would it be better to boil the soup? Or steam it?" Lao Du licked his lips as he spoke.
"Pfft..." Tang Ping, who was drinking water, sprayed Du Laosan in the face.
"Ahem, cough, cough, this...how can you eat this?"
"Why not? We once caught two in the army, just..."
"Stop!" Tang Ping shouted directly. He didn't care whether this thing could be eaten in this era, but he specified that it was impossible to eat it!
"Keep him up, keep him up!"
"Oh, that's okay!" Du Laosan nodded: "This little guy is a bit too small, so he can wait until he gets fatter before eating."
"You can't eat even if you are fattened!" Tang Ping was a little dumbfounded, but thinking about this era, eating is the most important thing. In the eyes of the Tang Dynasty people, there is no concept of first-level protected animals and second-level protected animals.
As long as it can be eaten, it is classified as food.
"You can't eat this thing at any time, keep it well!" Tang Ping was afraid that they wouldn't understand, so he added: "How to raise Xiaobai, how to raise it!"
Li Bai was speechless for a while. He was a great disciple, so how could he be equated with Bai Xiong?
"drop!"
The system rang in Tang Ping's mind.
"Trigger mission: swagger through the city!"
"Mission introduction: Not returning home in fine clothes is like walking in fine clothes at night. You already have a panda, how can you not bring back the panda? Take it back to the modern era for twelve hours and appear in the public eye."
"Task reward: Time and space team member +1!"
"Mission failed: There will be a large-scale rat infestation in Shanghe Village!"
This task directly made everyone in Tangping numb: "System! What's going on? Can this thing be brought back to modern times? Do you think my life is becoming more and more judgmental now?"
"Host, this is a simple task. You can easily complete it as long as you think about it."
"Then what are these rewards and failure penalties?"
"If you can take the panda back with you, it will trigger a team state with you, and the two of you will be connected. From now on, when you return to modern times, you can take a person from the Tang Dynasty with you."
"The failure penalty is because pandas are also cats. If you fail to complete the task, of course there will be mice coming out to cause trouble!"
Tang Ping's eyes were dull: "No matter how little I read, I still know that pandas are bears. Did you give this task too casually?"
"Hey! Hey! The signal is not good, so I hung up. I'll talk to you next time!"
The sound of the system became farther and farther in Tang Ping's mind.
Please, you are the system in my brain. Is there a signal from Mao? But Tang Ping never appeared no matter how much he called the system.
So I have to take this panda with me when I go back the day after tomorrow? Tang Ping looked at the little Pangda who was stuffed into the cardboard box by Du Laosan, and was speechless for a while.
Can you take this thing back and bang it casually? If you dare to carry it through the market, people checking the water meter will probably come to your door soon.
Even if you go to the Tang Dynasty and you can't find yourself for a while, there will definitely be someone guarding you. At that time, the secret of your time travel may be exposed.
The final result is that either he will stay here in the Tang Dynasty and never go back, or he will be controlled by the government.
So despite what the system says is easy, this mission is a mission that absolutely cannot fail.
Especially now that information is developed, if you lead a fat dog on the street, you will soon become popular on social media and short video platforms.
However, this is a disadvantage but also an advantage, because Tang Ping has also seen several short videos of dogs dressed up as fat dogs walking around the streets.
So my only chance was to put makeup on it.
After scanning the store, Tang Ping's eyes lit up. Convenience stores usually sell some daily chemical products such as shampoo and washing powder.
There are several boxes of hair dye cream on the shelves now, which Tang Ping bought after Sister Bai from the Management Committee came to ask twice.
And this is a pure plant hair dye, so it is almost harmless to skin and hair.
For safety reasons, Tang Ping asked Xiao Luo to put a small patch on the back of the fat dog's waist early the next morning. After observing it for two days and finding that it had no adverse reactions, he dyed it all over. black.
So as long as you put it in puppy clothes, put on a mask, and pretend to be a Bichon Frize, there should be no problem...right?
With such anxiety, Tang Ping carried Panda, named Xiaopang, through the small door in the back alley.
As soon as he passed by, Tang Ping felt a strange connection, or feeling, between himself and the little fat man on his hand.
This feeling is very mysterious. It is probably a connection between minds. For example, right now, Tang Ping feels that it really wants to have a dip on the telephone pole in the back alley.
Tang Ping tried to put it on the ground. Sure enough, it didn't run around. Instead, it ran to the telephone pole and lifted up one of its hind legs.
This also made Tang Ping breathe a sigh of relief. An obedient little fat man would always make the task easier.
First, I took Xiaopang to a pet supplies store on Wenchuang Street.
"Hey, isn't this Tang Ping? I heard that you went on a trip?" The uncle in the pet supply store was also an acquaintance, and he greeted Tang Ping enthusiastically.
Most of the shops on this street have been open for many years. Everyone knows that there is a little trouble. Tang Ping has not opened the door for a while. In addition, when he compensated Sister Bai for the speaker last time, he said that he would go out for a while, so everyone also knew about it. Got it all.
"Yes!" Tang Ping just nodded, but the uncle's next words shocked him.
"Are you a bear?"
