"Hoo ho~ What are you talking about? It's so spicy!" Li San followed Tang Ping's instructions and rinsed a piece of mutton, then turned it around in the oil dish and stuffed it into his mouth.
Before eating, Tang Ping asked him specifically if he could eat spicy food. He patted his chest and said that he loved spicy food the most in his life. It turned out that the meat was also wrapped with a piece of spicy millet from the hot pot base, so it was spicy for him. Tears were shed.
But even so, this unprecedented stimulation made him hooked.
"Little brother, what is this?" Queen Changsun asked, pointing to a plate of red and delicate things.
"Strawberry, a kind of fruit!" This is the last bit of fruit Tang Ping has in stock. It hasn't been around for a long time, so he might as well take it out and eat it today.
Women seem to have no resistance to fruits, especially this kind of fruit that looks very beautiful. Changsun picked one up with his fingers and put it into his mouth. The unprecedented taste and special sweetness made her eyes close. .
"Well, it's delicious!" Changsun nodded with satisfaction.
Then Li San also secretly reached out and took one, but Li Er glared at him.
After eating the strawberry, Li San reached out and hid the box containing the fruit behind him.
"What is this?" Changsun looked at the contents of a small plate next to him.
"This is sweet-scented osmanthus cake! A kind of snack." This is what Tang Ping brought out just now for Xiao Luo and Lu Yi to eat.
Then Li Daye quietly hid the box behind him.
At this moment, the two of them felt that they were really stupid just now. Why should they worry that he didn't go to the celebration banquet as if he didn't eat or drink well? Look at how comfortable they are living, eating and drinking things that I have never seen in the palace.
Then the two of them were aroused by the smell of wine in front of Du Laosan. That day they heard that Li Jing had collected a bottle of good wine from here and distributed it to his subordinates.
As a result, when the two of them made an excuse to go to Li Jing's camp, they heard that the bottles were rinsed with water and then asked to be taken away by Li Jing.
As for the bottle that Tang Ping gave to Li Jing, Li Jing hid it. No matter how much the two of them made insinuations, they just pretended not to understand.
The clear drink in front of Du Laosan now may not be the kind given to Li Jing that day.
"Du Laosan, you just taught us the punches you made. If you lose, you drink from this, right? Xiaoluo, get us two cups!"
Anyway, Li Da and Li San don't regard themselves as outsiders at all. They are thick-skinned and eat enough. In front of such fine wine and food, there is nothing wrong with being thick-skinned.
On the other hand, Li Er and Chang Sun were much more refined. Chang Sun was chatting with Tang Ping while eating.
While Li Er was watching, he was looking around rudely. What's so polite about his nephew?
"what is that?"
"Beef jerky!"
"Give me a taste?"
"please!"
"What's that?"
"Fat House Happy Water~ Well, it's Coke!"
"for drink?"
"Um!"
"Give me some?"
A cup of Coke was poured into the cup. Li Er was startled by the squeaking sound, but his face remained calm: "Is this drinkable?"
The water was pitch black and bubbling. If Tang Ping hadn't brought it out, he would have probably called for an assassin. How does this thing look different from poison?
"Well, it's drinkable. It's Fat Man's favorite!" Tang Ping took a sip first. He was eating spicy hot pot. Carbonated drinks are a perfect match.
Li Er looked at it and tried to take a sip. It was slightly stimulating and particularly sweet, plus he was eating it iced~
"Tons, tons, tons, tons!" Li Er drank it all in one breath, then stretched out his cup and said, "One more cup!"
I have to say that my nephew who appeared out of nowhere is really magical. Everything here is subverting my understanding at any time.
Suddenly Li Eryou saw a round thing on the cash register and asked with interest: "What is this?"
"globe!"
"Globe, what is this?"
Tang Ping scratched his head, and then explained patiently: "This earth is the ground beneath our feet..."
"Wait!" Li San stretched out his hand and asked, "You mean, we are all on this ball?"
"Yes, that's right!"
Then Tang Ping patiently explained to them why the earth is round, the moon is actually a planet, etc.
This amount of information is a bit large. Anyway, Li San felt that his mind was full of mush after hearing it.
"So we all live on a huge ball, and because of the existence of gravity, we won't fall out?" Li Er asked conclusively, and then threw the cup in his hand high. , and then catch it steadily.
In the past, everyone only knew that things would fall to the ground, but they never thought about the reason. Now, listening to what Tang Ping said, it seems that it really makes sense.
"Yes!" Tang Ping was also a little drunk at this time, and he hugged the globe and leaned against Li Er: "Look, this is China. It's called the Tang Dynasty in your country. It's probably only this piece~"
He drew a circle with his finger, which was probably the territory of the Tang Dynasty that Du Laosan told him.
"Is my Tang Dynasty so small?" Li Er asked with a frown.
"Actually, it's not too small, but compared to~" Tang Ping braked in time and almost said that it was smaller than the Tang Dynasty in the world he came from.
Li Er didn't pay attention, he just stared at the position on the globe that Tang Ping had just circled.
In the past, I just thought that I would expand my territory and conquer the territories of several countries around the Tang Dynasty in my lifetime. Now look at it, it seems that including these countries, they do not occupy a large position on the entire globe. !
At this time, the hot pot meal was almost finished. Li Er stood up and lightly kicked Li San with his foot: "It's getting late, let's go back!"
Li San and Li Da had just lost to Du Laosan several times in a fist fight. When he picked up the wine glass, he felt the aroma of the wine was strong. He just raised the glass and drank. Who knew the wine was so strong that he could hardly lift his head now? .
The two of them helped each other stand up, and even gave Tang Ping a hand, and then staggered out of the convenience store.
Li Er took his eldest grandson in hand, and then took the globe as well.
"General Li!" Xiao Luo mustered up the courage to take two steps forward: "Then~ that globe belongs to my young master."
Of course she knew this was a big shot, but she didn't want to watch him take Tang Ping's things away, so she stood up.
"The little girl is nice and very loyal. Don't worry, I won't take his things for free. I will ask someone to bring my things tomorrow. If he doesn't want to exchange them, I can return the globe to him."
Xiao Luo thought that a big shot like him wouldn't deceive a little girl like her, and even if he really didn't change, Tang Ping could ask Li Jing for help. She thought it wouldn't be a big problem, so she didn't say anything more.
The four of them got on the carriage. Li Da and Li San had already started snoring, but Li Er was still holding the globe and looking at it non-stop.
"I didn't expect that this world is so big, interesting, really interesting. Europe! Africa! America! Australia!"
"It turns out that the Kunlun slaves came from Africa, and the people there were all black and carbon-like." Changsun moved the globe in his hand to the location of Africa where Tang Ping introduced him: "The distance between here and the Tang Dynasty is probably several thousand After traveling thousands of miles, I really don’t know how they got here.”
Li Shimin rubbed the slight bulge on the globe with his thumb: "If they can come, of course I can go too!"
On this day, Li Shimin finally saw the globe in Tang Ping's convenience store.
