Why do you need to see the two elders who are working hard to restore a bright and clear sky in Guangdong? They endure the humiliation and bear the burden. I feel that I should do something. After returning, why do I need to study how to deal with them when I go to Tuen Mun to meet the Flangji people three days later? Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jieke asked for advice on how to anger Franji people.
"It's very simple. Pull off his wig, throw it into the pit, and then say to him, are you speaking Brazilian?" Jack Zheng has lived in Franji for many years and knows best what Franji people care about most. Then he said: "But Mr. He, I can't accompany you."
"Why?"
"You are an imperial envoy. They don't dare to offend you if you do this. They will spit in your food, give you expired milk, and won't tell you where the toilet is, but they will chop me into eight pieces and throw them away. Go into the ocean and feed the sharks!”
Su Xiaolou and Mr. Wang looked at each other, sounding like they were on the verge of death.
Why bother to look at Su Xiaolou? Su Xiaolou quickly covered his butt and pretended to be in pain: "Ouch! Mr. He, my butt is still hurting and I can't walk steadily. I can't go either. You let Mr. Wang Let’s go with you!”
Unexpectedly, the old man quickly waved his hand and said: "Ouch! My elbows and hip shafts have been worn out by wandering around with you juniors these past two days. I have to go and take good care of myself. Su Xiaoqi should accompany Mr. He. Go!" After Mr. Wang said that, he really left, leaving Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jieke looking at each other.
Why did he become the dislike of thousands of people all of a sudden, and no one was willing to accompany him to die? Is it his plan to go to the meeting alone to talk to Franji? Here is a bear biscuit. The official is very particular about scolding the emperor and leaving his name in history. Why should he act like an official and sarcastically said: "My Ming Dynasty was brought down by many tough ancestors. Now that there is peace, the descendants have become corrupt." Are you a weakling who is afraid of death?"
"Lord He, you have a life-saving charm that we can't compare with. We are shirtless. We are ants, let alone humans. Besides, you have offended the people of Franji. With your virtue of chasing after the emperor and scolding him, Fran Ji Ren's translator is now a popular person around the emperor, what will happen if he bites back? What's more, your deliberate offending of Fran Ji Ren is still true and cannot withstand careful investigation."
Su Xiaolou's words were not unreasonable. Why was he lost in thought? Mr. Wang obviously did not agree with what he was doing. Why should he calm down and go to Mr. Wang to discuss countermeasures.
After repeatedly confirming that He Bi will not mess around, Su Xiaolou and Zheng Jie Ke boarded the ship to Tuen Mun with He Bi, accompanied by Zhen Dexiu, who was protecting the imperial envoy.
When the big ship approached the port, three gun salutes were fired into the sky. The rumbling sound made the eardrums hurt. It really felt like a Chinese New Year. Nearly a hundred Franji men stood in line at the port with guns in hand. After the group of people disembarked, why bother? Andrade, the Portuguese envoy with thick golden hair, stepped forward to greet the imperial envoy: "Your number! Drink sir!"
Why bother staring at Andrade's savage appearance? He quickly came to his senses and nodded to Andrade in return: "Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! I am sent by the Ming Dynasty court to follow Fu Negotiated by Special Envoy Langji." He Bi said this bluntly and bluntly. After Zheng Jack gave a hug, he added some honorifics and translated He Bi's words. He didn't want to be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks.
After the two sides exchanged greetings, Andrade and He Bi each got into a carriage and headed to the Admiral's Mansion, followed by Su Xiaolou, Zheng Jack and others.
The Admiral's Mansion has been transformed by the Francois into a castle that combines Chinese and Western styles. Many of the decorations inside the castle are in the style of the late Middle Ages. The walls are covered with intricately decorated paintings. What is surprising is that the decorations in the Admiral's Mansion are The maid clearly has an Asian face but is wearing a medieval maid outfit, which is hard to admire.
Andrade wore the look of a golden-haired lion king, looking like a peacock with its wings spread. He took He Bi and others to visit their carefully decorated castle, and showed He Bi the treasures they had looted from various places. , chattering endlessly about the paintings he carefully collected hanging on the wall, like a hospitable manor owner, why bother looking at them, his brows almost turned into earthworms, this is simply unsightly, hard to see!
After a short rest, it was already noon. Andrade invited He Fei and others to have lunch. There were bread, cheese, turkey, ham, French fries, steak, various fruits and cured meats on the long dining table. There are also white candles, etc.
Why bother murmuring to Su Xiaolou: "I didn't expect this Franji man to have quite a lot of snacks before dinner."
"Your Majesty, this is dinner!"
"Who is a good person who eats these for dinner?" Su Xiaolou spread his hands and expressed helplessness.
After all the guests were seated, Andrade, Rabia and others spontaneously began to pray.
Why bother to ask Su Xiaolou next to you in a low voice: "Are they performing some kind of witchcraft?"
"It's a prayer to thank their God for the wonderful life they have."
"Aren't all their things stolen? Why should we thank their gods?"
"That should be asking their gods to bless them to grab more things."
"..."
After the prayer, the maid came up and poured red wine for everyone, and everyone exchanged glasses, wondering why the imperial envoy and his party needed to wash away the dust. Su Xiaolou looked at Ruibiya, who was sitting diagonally across from her, picked up his wine glass, and toasted to her as a greeting.
During the meal, Why bother looked at the knife and fork on the plate and became worried. He looked up and saw Andrade picking up the saliva towel on the table and stuffing it into the front of his clothes. He picked up the knife and fork and started to eat the food on his plate. The saliva towel Isn’t it only for children? Why did those two guys also stuff it into his collar? He took away the saliva towel in disgust, forked a whole piece of steak and stuffed it into his mouth. When he bit into the raw steak, there was still blood in it. He couldn't chew it anymore and vomited. If you can't get it out, why bother swallowing the glass of wine you just had and almost choked to death! Why did he fork another piece of bacon that looked good and stuff it into his mouth? In less than five seconds, the piece of bacon was ejected from his mouth. It was salty, greasy, and fishy. He quickly took a big gulp of wine to calm down. Come here, you can always have dessert. He picked up a piece of exquisitely made dessert and took a bite. It was so sweet! He Bi's actions attracted Andrade's sideways glances. His mask of pain was revealed after eating. Did Franji have no sense of taste?
After lunch, the maid removed the food from the table and cleaned it up. It was still the same long table. The two sides started negotiations. Why did they ask the Franji people to dismantle the military defenses they had built? It was forbidden to oppress the people of Tuen Mun, and they were not allowed to intercept or rob people passing by. Ships; return to the management rights of Tuen Mun local officials; no excessive slaughter of cattle and pigs in Tuen Mun...
Why bother to enumerate forty or fifty regulations, large and small? You are worthy of being an official! This was such a good job, but Andrade refused to admit that he had intercepted and robbed passing merchant ships and persecuted the crew, completely shifting the blame. He also said that he had suffered greatly, and in turn begged them to deal with the unruly group of people. A loyal, cunning, and greedy pirate.
Su Xiaolou and He Fei looked at each other. The alienation plan had paid off. It seemed that they were having an internal conflict with the pirates and wanted to use the Chief Secretary's help to deal with the pirates. He Fei took the opportunity to ask Andrade for information about the pirates.
