Why bother to suddenly stand up and pull Ke Dazui out: "I'm a little anxious, but you must be very familiar with this place, please help me lead the way to the toilet!"
Why did Su Xiaolou dig out the embarrassing three bedrooms and one living room? What a stupid excuse! Now he couldn't care so much, but after Da Zui was pulled to the door by He Fei, Su Xiaolou faintly heard: "Master He, there is no toilet here."
"Then how do you go to the toilet?"
"Find a place with few people and dig a hole to get in."
"(⊙o⊙)...I suddenly don't want to go to the toilet anymore. Let's go back." Why is this guy so embarrassed? It's because he has hemorrhoids that people are afraid of seeing or something, Su Xiaolou is very curious.
"Master He, why don't I find a guy to help you dig a hole behind the wall?" This guy is so cool!
"That's not necessary, let's get down to business first, sir."
He Bi followed Ke Dazui back in dejection. Su Xiaolou gave He Bi a look of disdain and quietly went out. He still had to rely on himself. He didn't know how he was still alive after hanging out in the official circles of the capital for so long. .
Su Xiaolou happened to meet the young man who came to serve tea. He laughed evilly and took the tea into consideration. The young man who served tea waved his hand and let him go. The madam repeatedly told him to serve this man well. Everyone in the private room, when the young man saw that this gentleman was coming out of the private room where he was going to serve tea, he thought that there would be no problem. There were more and more guests, and he still had a lot of work to do, so he left. Su Xiaolou took out his long-cherished laxative artifact Croton Powder, poured it into one of the cups of tea, and opened it with his fingers. Why should this old boy be constipated at first glance? Help him? Hey Hey……
"I also heard that they shaved off the hair of many women in the boudoir, forcing those women to commit suicide."
"Why did they shave off the hair of the women in the boudoir alone? Maybe they wanted to practice witchcraft or something like that."
The body, hair and skin are affected by the parents. Cutting one's hair is considered a great act of unfilial piety, and having one's hair shaved off by others is the greatest mental insult. Especially for a girl in a boudoir, she may not be able to get married. It would be strange not to seek short-sightedness. Woolen cloth!
Su Xiaolou went out and brought four cups of tea in. He first handed a cup of tea to Mr. Wang. When he saw why he looked at Ke Dazui, he shook his head at himself. Su Xiaolou guessed that this meant that he had nothing to do and asked Su Xiaolou can figure it out on his own?
He nodded to He Bi, handed one cup to Ke Dazui, and gave the other cup to He Bi.
I happened to hear them talking about hair: "Those people in Franji cut other people's hair to make wigs for themselves. In Franji, natural, healthy and gorgeous hair is regarded as the dignity of the nobility, and they don't have that much hair." When the time comes, they will choose to wear a wig, maybe the special envoy of Franji is already a bright head."
But Dazui sighed: "This little friend is indeed knowledgeable."
"I don't dare to do it! I don't dare to do it! I'm going to propose a toast to the three adults with tea instead of wine."
After drinking a cup of tea, Ke Dazui continued to say hypocritically: "Mr. Wang, those Franji people enslaved the local people, built military fortifications and forts in Tuen Mun without authorization, plundered merchant ships, and robbed the local people. The crew members are doing all kinds of evil. Recently, they have been collecting a large amount of agarwood, musk and other spices on a large scale. We must report to the court again to expel the Franji people and make decisions for the people of Tuen Mun..."
"Gulu...Gulu...Gulu...Gulu..."
But the lord was holding back his eyebrows so much that he felt like he was about to ejaculate. He stood up in a panic. Su Xiaolou almost chewed his molar teeth before he could hold back his laughter: "Sir,... Exit …I’ll be with you for a moment, excuse me!”
"Gulurrulu...Guru...Guluulu...Gulu..."
Immediately afterwards, He Biyi's face twisted, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on his neck: "My... officer... I'd like to excuse you." Su Xiaolou suppressed a smile and watched as He Bi crossed his legs and covered his stomach and ran away. I just don’t know if I can dig a hole in time, hahaha...
Seeing that everyone who should leave had already left, Su Xiaolou took a step forward: "Mr. Wang, I am humble enough to report the Chief Envoy Si You to the Chief Envoy Ke..." Su Xiaolou truthfully told the story of the encounter he had with Mr. Fran yesterday. Tell Mr. Wang that his fiancée and Mr. Ke accepted bribes from Franji.
Mr. Wang was not very shocked after hearing this. What if Mr. Wang thought he was framed? Su Xiaolou said hurriedly: "Sir, if Franji can send a deputy to the capital, he must have bribed him." Young official, if we want to deal with pirates, this matter is of great importance, so I came to risk my life to report it, but I only guessed that the 'big mouth' in Rebia's mouth was my lord, I hope your lord can investigate thoroughly."
Before Mr. Wang said anything, he heard a faint sentence coming from behind: "Who is talking loudly? Who are you talking about?"
It can't be so fast, but he drank a lot of croton powder in the cup of tea in Da Zui. Su Xiaolou smiled awkwardly and pointed at Mr. Ke. Mr. Wang and He Bi, who came over who didn't know when, also pointed at Mr. Ke.
"Who said that?"
Mr. Wang and He Bi both pointed at Su Xiaolou. He added, "He also said that you accepted bribes, surrendered to the enemy and treason, colluded with the Franji people, and oppressed the local people." The person actually nodded.
"You just surrendered for treason. Your whole family surrendered for treason. Did you kid make a fool of yourself? I can't even get rid of the hemorrhoids that I've grown. Just stand there for me and I'll pop your hemorrhoids out."
"My lord, there is a misunderstanding, my lord, don't get excited! Lord He asked me to do this, and he even burned the bridge."
"I think it's you, kid. Don't run away if you can."
"Bang...bang bang bang..."
"Kacha... Kacha... Ouch! Sir, this is really a misunderstanding..."
Su Xiaolou was chased by Mr. Ke and ran all over the house. Mr. Wang and He Bi calmly sat in a row, eating melon seeds and watching the fun. From time to time they said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk...oh...oh!" I miscalculated. I didn't expect the respected Mr. Lao Wang to be such an unruly person.
People outside the hospital looked over from time to time: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
On the way back, Su Xiaolou covered his buttocks and rode behind the broken carriage. It turned out that for the sake of the people of Guangdong, Mr. Wang and Mr. Ke, one of them was a red face, the other was a bad face, and the other was openly attacking. One of the Franji men secretly pretended to accept bribes from them but actually inquired for information. The good intentions of the two elders impressed Su Xiaolou. No wonder they had to be secretive when meeting and chose a brothel!
