After bidding farewell to Old Man Li and his lackeys, Su Xiaolou simply packed his things and set off the next day.
Su Xiaolou took the boat for five days and finally arrived at the boundary of Huguang. If he took the waterway, he would have to go a long way. He got off the boat and bought a horse, planning to go straight to Anlu Prefecture by land.
While running, suddenly a big tree fell down on the road ahead, and there were highlands on both sides. It was very difficult. Su Xiaolou had to dismount his horse to see how to get there. Suddenly, seven men came out from both sides, holding long knives, all with their faces covered. I saw a strong man over two meters tall shouting at the top of his lungs:
"I built this mountain,
I planted this tree,
If you want to think about this way,
The swiping heads fell off. "
Ouch! I go! This big dirt smell! This tall guy, Su Xiaolou raised his neck and looked at the strong man. Is this stupid big guy afraid of heights? They didn't dare to grow up. There was a bright light above their heads, and bandits were supposed to rob their wealth. Su Xiaolou looked around and said, "Are you all from Guandong? Didn't I tell you to leave your family and career alone? Just to kill people? Isn’t your boss a bit of a tiger?"
The strong Mediterranean man said: "Nonsense, our boss is born in the year of the Dragon."
"Oh, you haven't been the boss for a long time? Who is your boss?"
The stupid guy pointed at a masked man next to his calf and said, "Your eyes are lame! You can't see it! The most powerful and domineering one is our boss."
Su Xiaolou lowered his head and saw that it was only 1.4 meters at most! This has nothing to do with the word mighty and domineering!
Seeing Su Xiaolou's unconvinced expression, the short man obviously didn't take their brothers seriously: "If you don't agree, just compete! We are the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan. We are the most ethical in the world, and we don't bully them too much." Master, let's send one of you to take your place. We'll poke each other to see who can't handle it first. If you lose, we'll let you go. If you win, we'll keep your head. You're ugly, so we'll go first. ."
These words hit Su Xiaolou's heart. He even said that he looked ugly. Even the uncle and aunt couldn't bear it: "Are you looking at me or something like that? I'm only twenty-eight years old. Everyone loves flowers when they bloom, and the jade tree is in the wind, and it is majestic, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist. This strong body and strong arms, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, ambition with a little tenderness, melancholy with a debauchery, are no better than your face. I don’t even dare to show off the third-class disabled handsome man who returned the favor with tips.”
"Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah... Goudan'er, hammer him to death. I'm going to use his head as a pedal."
I saw the strong man named "Goudan'er" let out a mountain roar, and the big fist was directed at Su Xiaolou's face, but it was met with a blunderbuss, and Goudan'er was frightened. at every turn.
Su Xiaolou said proudly: "Don't you want to replace him? I am also very upholding the moral principles of the world. I won't take away anyone from the lower third route. How about I come first?"
"Brother, you are so handsome. We are always talking about it. How about we come first?"
"Don't mess with those useless things. The robbery is all on Nanjing Jinyiwei Yamen. You are very brave! How about I send you down to compete with the Lord of Hell?"
As soon as the seven people heard the name of Jinyiwei, they immediately knelt down and begged for mercy: "Sir, you don't remember the faults of villains. The prime minister's belly can support a boat. Just give us a shit. We are the ones in the bathhouse in front. We have money." We were confiscated by the tigress at home, and we want to come out to make some private money. It’s the first day I’ve done this, and I haven’t killed anyone. Please let us go!”
"Sir, you don't remember the faults of villains. The Prime Minister's belly can support a boat, so just think of us as a fart. We are the ones taking a bath in the bathhouse in front..."
"Sir, you don't remember the faults of villains. The prime minister's belly can support a boat..."
"Sir, you don't remember the villain..."
"Your Excellency..."
"Your Excellency..."
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Su Xiaolou opened his mouth wide: "Aren't you the ones who brought the confession together?"
The leader, the third-level disabled man, cried a lot with tears and snot. He crawled over and hugged Su Xiaolou's thigh. Su Xiaolou quickly retreated: "Hey! Don't come here! I have mysophobia."
Suddenly a handkerchief fell out of Su Xiaolou's arms. The third-level disabled person looked at it and thought, Damn! This is really mysophobia! Otherwise, some good person would carry a handkerchief in his arms. The fabric is quite good. My eldest brother has good taste!
I couldn't explain it at all now. There were so many things going on in the past two days that Su Xiaolou even forgot that he still had a handkerchief in his arms that he took out from the waistband of Miao Shou's empty pants.
Why! its not right! The third-level disabled person picked it up and said, "Brother, whose handkerchief was painted by some naughty child? Tell me, and I will go get the face back for you!"
Depend on! I didn’t realize it at the time. How could I sell this handkerchief for money if it was painted on? Su Xiaolou quickly took the handkerchief and unfolded it. This seemed to be a map! The mark seemed to be the place where the ancestors of the Zhu family slept. Could it be a treasure map? Su Xiaolou quickly put it back in his arms and said, "This is what the little goblin in my tent drew. Do you understand the secrets of the boudoir?"
"I understand! Can't you tell that my eldest brother is quite interesting! Our bathhouse recently launched a double bath, which is only for men and women. Hehe! It's so interesting. Why don't you bring your sister-in-law to experience it?"
"Can you be jealous?" Su Xiaolu suddenly realized something was wrong: "It's not that I want to destroy you, why are you trying to sell bathhouses to me?"
The third-level disabled person reacted and quickly continued to hug Su Xiaolou's thighs and howled: "My lord, I was wrong. I can't see the mountains. You don't remember the faults of villains. The prime minister can punt a boat in his belly and treat us like shit." Come on, we are the ones who take baths in the bathhouse in front of us. Our money was confiscated by the tigress at home. We want to make some private money. This is the first day of doing this and we have never killed anyone. Please let us go!"
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It started again, and Su Xiaolou had a headache. So Su Xiaolou went to the bathhouse in front to take a bath, massaged his back, and ate steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, Roast chicken, roast goose...
It felt so good both physically and mentally. Su Xiaolou climbed on his horse and left. Not to mention, friends in Huguang are very hospitable!
The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan wiped the sweat from their foreheads and took a deep breath, "Oh, let me go!" It can be regarded as a farewell to this ancestor. Even if the gangster in Guandong didn't get out, even if he opened a black shop and let people prostitute for nothing, he would have no future in this life.
