Xu Yunyan had no idea that he was being targeted.
After Xu Yunyan had been busy for a while, he kneaded out his favorite minced garlic and was about to dip it into his own pork for a delicious meal. Cheng Yaojin watched Xu Yunyan bring a plate over and grabbed it without thinking. Come over.
"It's mine, let me see what it is, it's so spicy!"
Although Cheng Yaojin said it was spicy here, he still took a big bite of pork, dipped it in the sauce and stuffed it into his mouth, talking vaguely here.
"It's delicious. Why didn't I think of adding this to the meat to make it so delicious?"
Cheng Yaojin was talking about delicious food here, and Yuchi Gong didn't dislike Cheng Yaojin. In line with his trust in Xu Yunyan, he took the pig's trotters he was chewing and dipped them in the sauce.
"Delicious, indeed delicious."
Both of them said this, and Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong stretched out their hands to signal Qin Qiong to give it a try.
However, Qin Qiong was not so shameless, and instead asked Xu Yunyan here.
"Little plum, you won't object if I call you this, right?"
This Qin Qiong was also enjoying his meal, calling Xu Yunyan "little plum" here, embarrassing Xu Yunyan.
"How could it be? How could I be unhappy? I am happy. The generals think highly of me and eat and drink here with me. I should be happy."
Xu Yunyan was polite here, while Cheng Yaojin would stare at the meat that he was holding to drink from time to time.
Now there is a pungent smell of wine everywhere on the table. I believe Xu Yunyan, no matter how sensitive his nose is, he can't smell the smell of wine coming from somewhere, right?
And just when Xu Yun had just finished being polite to Qin Qiong, Yu Chigong was talking here.
"You can make this fishy and smelly pork so delicious. Is there any trick?"
Yu Chigong's question greatly satisfied Xu Yunyan's vanity, and he started talking directly here.
"Actually, it's very simple. It's not difficult."
In order to increase his persuasiveness, Xu Yunyan immediately spoke here.
"As long as the pigs are castrated, the boar will no longer have this fishy and smelly smell."
"Ah, how is this possible? Will this castrated pig not die?"
Cheng Yaojin was so confused here, but he quickly thought of it.
Even if a person is castrated, nothing will happen. If a pig is castrated, can it really stop being fishy and smelly?
Xu Yunyan nodded here.
"Absolutely, don't you believe what I said, General Cheng? It will definitely not be fishy and smelly anymore, and it doesn't move much after being castrated, and it grows fat very quickly. At that time, the pig It becomes a delicious pig.”
When Xu Yunyan said this, Cheng Yaojin turned to look at Yuchi Gong.
"Yuchi Laohei, I will go to your house tomorrow and bring all your piglets over to try."
"How did you know there was a piglet in my house?"
Yuchi Gong was very curious.
"Why don't I know this? Didn't you get so dark because you hugged a pig every day?"
What a huge melon! I seemed to have heard something extraordinary again.
Yu Chigong has a dark face.
"Isn't this the time for me to blacksmith? At that time, blacksmithing required strength. I got used to eating this pork because I didn't have to eat it. Although you said it was fishy and smelly, I had no choice. If I want to have the strength to blacksmith, I have to eat meat. I can’t afford other meat, so I can only eat the pork that no one eats.”
Yuchi Gong said this here, but Qin Qiong was here to support him.
"Okay, okay, let's wait until tomorrow to talk about these things. Let's eat first, eat first."
"Yes, eat first. I will go to your house to try it tomorrow. You must have piglets at your house."
Cheng Yaojin was still talking here, but after talking to Yu Chigong a few times, his expression immediately changed and he greeted Xu Yunyan here.
"Come on, little plum, eat! Let's eat together."
This made Xu Yunyan extremely embarrassed. Xue Li was called Xiao Lizi by Yue'er, and he was already humiliated and sent to his grandma's house. Now that he was called Xiao Lizi by these generals, could he lose his face?
However, when Yunyan was thinking this, he picked up the piece of meat on his plate, completely unaware that Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong were quietly staring at him, and when he just picked it up, he smelled a special smell. The smell has a hint of alcohol in it.
Xu Yunyan saw that this was Cheng Yaojin swinging there with a wine bowl, about to compete with Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong. He didn't care about the taste in his hands, and immediately filled his mouth and took a bite.
He was sitting there right after he finished eating, and Cheng Yaojin laughed as he watched Xu Yunyan finish eating.
"Boy, didn't you say you don't drink? Can't you drink? Will anything happen if you drink a little? Now, how do you feel about the meat soaked in wine?"
Cheng Yaojin finished speaking here, and Yuchi Gong was here to help.
"Yes, boy, you can actually eat some meat and drink some wine. Why don't you wait with me for a big bowl of wine and eat meat? This is not a beautiful thing."
Qin Qiong was also a little unhappy.
"Yes, little plum. Since you can go into battle and kill the enemy, a general should drink a lot of wine and eat meat. Only in this way can you be bold."
Just when the three of them were talking here, Xu Yunyan immediately felt the world spinning and flopped down on the table.
The generals who were still here chatting politely with Xu Yunyan suddenly jumped up when Xu Yunyan was eating meat and drinking wine with them.
"What...what's going on?"
Cheng Yaojin looked at Xu Yunyan who was lying there and hurriedly stepped forward.
"Little Plum, don't scare me."
But no matter how Cheng Yaojin shook, he just couldn't wake up and snored.
"Is this really drunk?"
Cheng Yaojin looked at Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong, while Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong looked at him.
"I'm really drunk. I didn't expect that Xiao Lizi is good at everything, but he is not good at drinking. I don't know how he spent the bridal night when he got married and took a daughter-in-law. He became like this after drinking a little wine, which made his Will a newlywed daughter-in-law be left a widow during the wedding night?"
Cheng Yaojin was still saying these inappropriate words. After Cheng Yaojin finished speaking, Yuchi Gong was also a little unhappy.
"Cheng Xiazi, what are you talking about? This is not your fault. Please hurry up and find a way to make people wake up. Don't stay drunk here for too long and delay the business. It will be troublesome if His Majesty comes to see him again. ”
When Yuchi Gong said this, Cheng Yaojin looked at Qin Qiong.
"Second brother Qin, you should have some sobering medicine here, right? If there is no sobering medicine, I have to go to the old miracle doctor. This old miracle doctor should be able to help me, but I always feel a little bit sorry."
Qin Qiong felt happy now.
"I have hangover soup. I'll arrange for someone to pick it up now."
Qin Qiong said this, waved her hand, and a servant next to her went to find sober medicine according to Qin Qiong's instructions.
However, Qin Qiong still looked at Cheng Yaojin after he arranged for people to find sober medicine.
"What did you mean just now? Why do you feel a little guilty about going to see that old miracle doctor Sun?"
This Cheng Yaojin is scratching his head here.
"How do you say this? How do you say this? Men always have a little problem, right?" Cheng Yaojin said here, while Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong looked at each other and smiled, but looking at these two people smiling like this Brilliant, as if he thought of something disgusting, Cheng Yaojin hurriedly waved his hand here.
"Don't think too much. It's not what you think. I, with my old arms and legs, have been charging on the battlefield for a while. It hurts a little on rainy days. I'll ask the old miracle doctor to take a look at it. He You don’t want my money? No matter what I give them, he doesn’t want it. I can’t just take Dr. Sun from among his medical officers to treat Mr. Li just for such a trivial matter. Do you think this is the right thing? ?”
Although what Cheng Yaojin said here was very serious and vowed, Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong still looked at each other and smiled casually.
"I believe it. We believe in you. How can we not believe you?"
It's just that although the two people spoke categorically here, their tone of voice clearly meant that they didn't believe Cheng Yaojin, and Cheng Yaojin looked ashamed.
"Just wait. If you go to see Dr. Sun at any time, I will also see from Dr. Sun what exactly you are doing and whether there is anything wrong with it as you said."
After Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong looked at each other again, they spread their hands.
"We don't think there is anything wrong with our bodies, but you said that since Dr. Sun is so capable of curing diseases, we should also go to Mr. Sun and have a look. It is necessary to live for at least a few more years and fight for the Tang Dynasty. Yes, the Turks in the north haven’t been cleared yet.”
After several people said this, they looked at Xu Yunyan who was lying on the table.
"We still have to count on this kid. He is a rising star. Don't mess around anymore. If you get used to him drinking during the war, you will be in big trouble."
Qin Qiong was here to teach Cheng Yaojin a lesson, but Cheng Yaojin was so embarrassed: "I also know what's going on, but how can I not drink some wine to build up my courage on the battlefield?"
Cheng Yaojin was talking nonsense again, while Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong looked at him and gave him a fierce middle finger.
They all learned the middle finger gesture from Xu Yunyan.
"You still need to be brave? I didn't expect that General Cheng is still so timid. If you need to be brave, just be brave. Don't you need to be brave? He doesn't drink. He used to lead the army to fight and defeat Jieli. It's like picking something out of a bag, look at how miserable we were in this battle."
After the three of them stopped discussing these things here, they finally had the opportunity to settle Xu Yunyan in the Qin Mansion. Let the old soldiers from the Qin Mansion who came down from the battlefield take care of them here. These three old killers still have to eat meat and drink wine.
When Xu Yunyan sat up unsteadily from the bed again, he was startled.
"Where is this? Aren't I eating a big bowl of meat in the Qin Mansion? Why am I lying on this bed now? What an unexpected surprise."
However, Xu Yunyan felt dizzy as soon as he started doing it. This symptom was caused by drunkenness.
"Did these old guys drink and get into my flesh? Be careful in the future and don't eat with them again."
Xu Yunyan was thinking this, the door was suddenly opened, and Qin Qiong staggered in.
Looking at Xu Yunyan who had already gotten up, he said directly.
"Little Plum, wake up. Go out quickly. It's time to do your business. I want to have a good rest here. I ate too much and drank too much this time."
Just when Xu Yunyan was about to leave, Qin Qiong said another sentence.
"Boy, you have to practice more in the future, and don't get drunk when you encounter alcohol."
The unreasonable words made Xu Yunyan feel a little hopeless.
"I have this kind of physique, and I can't even train it!"
Qin Qiong snorted coldly, "Then you ask for more blessings, Cheng Laomo will secretly drink for you."
The truth came out, this was not the result Xu Yunyan wanted.
