"Uncle Six, just say it!"
"That's right, what are you afraid of? My aunt has the thinnest skin. If you say something more disgusting, she won't be able to listen, so she will open the door!" Xiao Pangdun said.
Xu Jinda looked at the two stupid kids and was so angry.
Sure enough, the grandson is a dog and goes away when he is full.
He didn't feel it before, but now he really realized the meaning of this sentence.
What's the use of hurting them both anymore?
Aren't you pointing your elbow towards your uncle?
"Come on Uncle Six!" Zhu Yingxiong encouraged Zhu Jun.
Zhu Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he didn't plan to write this poem to urge people to make up. Otherwise, wouldn't Tang Zhongling and Guanyin Nu have to ask for it in a while?
He coughed dryly and walked to the door.
"Shh, be quiet!" Zhu Di made a silent gesture. To be honest, he also wanted to know what Zhu Jun would say.
Zhu Jun calmed down and then said inside: "Do you know what I like to eat the most?"
After the words fell, everyone was stunned.
What the hell?
I ask you to write poems and love words, and ask them what they like to eat.
Isn't that just a disease?
"Lao Liu, what are you doing?" Zhu Gang was also a little anxious, "Let's talk about love. What do you like to eat? Can I ask you later when you get back?"
The three little ones also covered their faces, lowered their heads, and sighed.
Xu Jinda snorted coldly, "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!"
Not to mention the people outside the door, the people in the room were also confused.
Xu Miaoyun frowned.
Liu Jianjia was stunned, "Is he always like this?"
Xu Miaojin was about to cry. Others had poems to remind them of their weddings, and no matter how bad they were, there were also a few disgusting love words.
But when I got to her, I asked her what she liked to eat.
If she opened the door, she would be so angry that she wouldn't be able to eat for three days.
Xie's body was shaking with anger, "He, is he sick again?"
Xu Miaojin also felt wronged and uncomfortable, "How do I know what you like to eat?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a reply came from outside: "I like to look at you like crazy!"
Hearing this, Xu Miaojin was stunned for a moment, then his mind went blank, and then his face turned red!
Xu Miaoyun burst into laughter.
Liu Jianjia also covered her mouth and smiled: "It seems that I was wrong. King Wu still has his own tricks!"
Everyone outside the door also looked at each other, and then burst into laughter.
Zhu Di patted Zhu Jun hard on the shoulder, "Good boy, you have a way!"
Zhu Jun grinned, "Fourth brother, be gentle, it hurts!"
"Keep going!" Zhu Di retracted his hand, but he didn't expect that Zhu Jun would do this when the conversation changed.
But Zhu Jun's temperament is that he loves to play, which is in line with his temperament.
Li Yanxi looked at Li Shanren and shook her head helplessly, but her eyes were full of smiles.
Then, Zhu Jun said again: "I'm not afraid of anyone, I'm just afraid of you. Do you know why?"
In the room, Xu Miaojin trembled, some bad images flashed through her mind, and then she blushed and said, "Because, because, I beat you?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter inside and outside the room.
Ouch, that’s so interesting!
Emotionally, these two are still happy enemies!
Zhu Jun smiled awkwardly, and after the laughter stopped, he said, "Because I'm afraid of my wife!"
brush!
Xu Miaojin stood up in a flash, her face was extremely hot. She covered her face, her whole body was like electricity, and she was running around in the room aimlessly, "He, he, he, why is he so numb!" "
Listening to the laughter outside and the looks from her mother, sister, and best friend, she felt a little sweet and a little ashamed, and she really wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
At this time, Zhu Jun's voice came from outside: "Do you know why my eyes are more beautiful than yours?"
Xu Miaojin stopped and turned to look at the door. Zhu Jun's shadow swayed on the paper on the door, "Why?"
"Because I have you in my eyes!"
Xu Miaojin covered her face and squatted on the ground, "Nasty, gross, too gross..."
Xu Miaoyun laughed so hard that she was out of breath. Liu Jianjia found it very interesting. Compared with those people with outstanding literary talents, Zhu Jun's words moved people's hearts more.
"Bride, do you agree to open the door?" Zhu Di shouted at the right time.
Liu Jianjia also asked: "Do you agree?"
"Why don't you open the door to see someone!" Xu Miaojin's heart was trembling.
She never expected that Zhu Jun would be so disgusting. She just wanted to know, were these all what he was thinking?
Or did he hear these words from others?
She was panicked, confused and dizzy.
She had only seen such disgusting words in her life.
Even if the eldest sister is getting married, the poems written by her brother-in-law to encourage her to get married are not as disgusting as these words.
That love is so exposed!
"The bride said that sincerity is not enough, she needs to show some more sincerity!" Liu Jianjia said.
"Jianjia, you..." Xu Miaojin became anxious and took her hand. Her beautiful eyes were watery and her face was as red as azalea in February!
Liu Jianjia patted the back of her hand, "Don't be nervous, keep listening!"
Xu Miaojin's breathing was rapid and her heartbeat was racing, so she had no choice but to listen to Liu Jianjia.
But there was silence outside the door.
Zhu Jun touched his chin, "Isn't this enough?"
These earthy love words are just like that no matter how disgusting they are!
Okay, then let’s give it a hard kick!
Just when Xu Miaojin thought Zhu Jun was unwilling to talk anymore, a voice suddenly sounded: "You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery are watching you upstairs."
Zhu Jun paused, and everyone around him listened attentively.
Xu Miaojin also pricked up her ears.
It wasn't until Zhu Jun's next words sounded that her world had a sound, "The bright moon decorated your window, and you decorated my dream!"
Liu Jianjia couldn't help but nod her head in applause, "Although this sentence doesn't sound like poetry, when you think about it carefully, the artistic conception is so beautiful that it's hard to say.
He said, you are the most beautiful scenery! "
Xu Miaojin only felt that the sound between heaven and earth disappeared again.
Zhu Jun's words were playing over and over again in her mind.
"I, I decorated his dream?" She looked at the floor, feeling that her heart was occupied by an inexplicable emotion.
"But why is he so resistant to me? Resisting me, even...hating me?"
"Could he be just pretending?"
"Yes, it must be, this man who doesn't mean what he says!"
Xu Miaojin came back to her senses, looked at the door, stood up, and did not wait for the prompt from the door to ask questions.
Walk to the door in two or three steps.
Xie was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing?"
Xu Miaojin paused and asked through a door: "What you said is true?"
Zhu Jun felt as if the voice was in his ears, and knew that the person behind the door was Xu Miaojin.
Her appearance could be vaguely seen through the crack in the door, and the unique fragrance of her daughter's house wafted out from the crack.
He inexplicably wanted to know what she looked like at this time.
But, is this true?
of course not!
It just happened to happen, and it was his wedding. Whether it was true or false, just be happy.
"What do you think?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened with a creak!
