When the dignitaries heard Zhou Ming ridiculing them like this, their faces turned red. They felt ashamed and filled with anger towards Zhou Ming. They felt that this little head catcher was really bad. , even if the ugly monster in front of him is really a person pretending to be an oiran girl, he can suppress this matter and not reveal it to the outside world. This can at least save their face and prevent them from being mentally tortured.
But instead of suppressing the matter, Zhou Yiming made a big fanfare and publicized it to everyone. This simply drove them to a dead end.
If the oiran girl is really this ugly monster pretending to be, how can they hang out in Huijing City once word gets out? Not only will they be despised by their wives and concubines at home, but they will also become the laughing stock of the entire aristocratic circle in Huijing City, and they will be even more embarrassed. What they find hard to accept is that if things really turn out like this, they will no longer have the face to spend money in places like Hua Man Lou.
After thinking about the seriousness of this matter, these dignitaries immediately united together. They all knew in their hearts that they must control the harm of the matter in front of them to the minimum range, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, and to do this The first step is to never admit that this ugly monster is the oiran girl.
"Mr. Zhou, please stop joking. If you have something serious to do, go and do it first. As for the fact that the oiran girl is hidden by you, we will definitely keep it a secret for you."
"Yes, in fact, Mr. Zhou, if you want to hide your beauty in the golden house and take the oiran girl as your own, we have no objection. After all, the oiran girl has your heart. Even if we are envious and jealous, it is in vain."
These dignitaries fought back one after another, but they refused to admit that the flower-faced man was the courtesan.
The dignitary who just made a bet to eat the chair was scratching his head anxiously. The risk he took was different from the others. If it turned out that the ugly monster was the oiran girl, others would be embarrassed at most, but he would lose his life. , after all, if he eats a chair, even if his appetite is large enough, he will still be able to survive.
Seeing other people opening their mouths to argue, he was not willing to fall behind, and immediately stood up, showing a look of death. He first looked at Huamian Lang, then turned to look at Zhou Ming, and said with a righteous look. :
"Master Zhou, I don't know what other people think, and I can't control it.
But if you tell me that this ugly bastard is an oiran girl, I won’t believe you if you beat me to death.
See for yourself, how does he resemble the oiran girl? Let’s not talk about the enchanting beauty of the Oiran girl. Compared with his ugliness, there is a world of difference. The body shapes of the two people are different. He is as big as a buffalo, while the Oiran girl has a slim waist. How can the two people compare? "
In fact, Deng Tong and other government officials did not quite believe what Zhou Ming said. After all, the flower-faced man was too ugly. Although they had never seen the extraordinary beauty of the oiran girl, the eyes of those dignitaries were definitely not vegetarian. The beauties that caught their eye were unparalleled in the world, not to mention being descended from heaven. How could they be pretending to be a man? Moreover, this man was extremely ugly.
Xia Dezhang had much the same idea as them, but because of his understanding of Zhou Ming and seeing Hua Mian Lang's weird image, he felt that there must be something fishy about this matter, and Zhou Ming would never be innocent.
Zhou Yiming couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw that those dignitaries were still stubborn and stubborn even when they were about to die.
Human nature is such that we won’t shed tears until we see the coffin. Since you want to experience the ups and downs in life so much, then I will let you get what you want.
Zhou Yiming pretended to be disappointed, holding the flower-faced man's shoulders and said: "Oiran girl, human nature is really cold and warm, and the world is cold and cold.
Remember last night, you were still the darling in the eyes of these patrons. Even if you let them drink your foot-washing water, they would definitely flock to it and treat it like a treasure.
Unexpectedly, after just one night, your image and appearance have only changed a little, and they will be so ruthless to you. It is really sad. "
"Master Zhou, this is the nature of people in the world. I have seen through it a long time ago." Hua Mianlang said seriously, like a great monk who has seen through the world of mortals.
"Don't be discouraged." Zhou Yiming's eyes suddenly lit up, and he planned to use his trump card, "I won't let these heartless and unjust people abandon you like this."
Hua Mian Lang knew that Yi Ming was going to deal with those dignitaries, so he didn't say anything. He just smiled knowingly and waited for the good show.
When the dignitaries saw Zhou Yiming's expression, they had an ominous premonition in their hearts. Some of them even planned to sneak away without anyone noticing. Among them, the first to act was the person who just said he wanted to eat the chair.
He had already seen the confidence to win from Yi Ming's face. He knew that if he stayed any longer, he would definitely get no good results, so he hurriedly got into the crowd and prepared to slip away.
"Brother, don't leave in a hurry. The chairs have been prepared for you. The show is about to begin. You must not miss it." Zhou Yiming immediately discovered his intention and called him out immediately.
The person who wanted to eat the chair also reacted very quickly. He rolled his eyes and immediately smiled: "Mr. Zhou, I know you have something important to say, but I just received news that something happened at home. I'm going back, so I'm going to apologize and take the first step, and I ask you to bear with me."
Before he finished speaking, he was about to turn around and sneak away.
Others followed suit and planned to use this excuse to escape.
Zhou Ming winked at his men.
Deng Tong and Xia Dezhang understood immediately. They led people to block the exit. Then they drew their swords and forced the dignitaries to retreat.
"What is this for? We just came here to have fun, what kind of gameplay did we commit?"
"This is unreasonable. Do you still dare to kill people in broad daylight?"
"Master Zhou, we have been trapped here by you all night. Aren't you going to let us go back now?"
"It's okay not to let us go back. At least you have to give us a reason!"
"You want a reason?" Zhou Ming glanced at every dignitary, and the previous smile disappeared from his face, "That's not easy."
Zhou Yiming looked at Hua Mian Lang and said in a serious tone: "Hua Mian Lang, you are seriously injured now. Although you can't return to your previous appearance, your throat is not injured, right? You can still talk to your patrons in your usual voice. Say something?"
Huamianlang nodded.
Next is the moment to witness the miracle.
I saw Huamian Lang struggling to use his two elbows to prop up his upper body, then looked up at the dignitaries, his Adam's apple moved, and he spoke slowly:
"Young masters, are you okay? The little girl suffered a sudden misfortune last night, and now she is in this state. Please don't dislike her, and show her love to the slave family."
The dignitaries were dumbfounded and fell into silence as if they had been struck by thunder, because the voice coming out of this ugly monster's mouth was exactly the same as the voice spoken by the oiran girl before. Not only that, the expressions, tone, and subtle body language of the two of them were all... Not bad at all.
Also shocked were Deng Tong and the government officials. They really couldn't believe that there was such a bizarre thing in the world. A man could make a woman's voice, and judging from his eyes and facial expressions, he was completely He thought he was a woman, and even when he said those words, the charm and eyes shown by this ugly creature were more gentle than those of a woman.
"Impossible, this is not true. How could the oiran girl be a man? I must be dreaming." The man who just said he wanted to eat the chair looked like a man who had lost his soul when he saw this scene. The Walking Dead.
He gradually walked out of the crowd, walked to the flower-faced man, and looked at him carefully. After a while, the man held his face with his hands and shouted loudly: "This is a dream, this is really true." It’s a dream.”
Zhou Yiming stepped forward, pulled his hands apart, rounded them up and gave him a big mouth.
There was a snap, and blood splattered everywhere. The man spun around in circles for more than ten times before stopping and sitting down on the ground.
His mouth was covered in blood and one or two teeth were missing.
"Does it hurt?" Zhou Ming asked with a smile.
The person who wanted to eat the chair covered his face and nodded: "It hurts too much."
"Then prove it's not a dream. Stop trying to lie to yourself." Zhou Ming said cruelly.
When the dignitaries present saw this scene, all their fantasies and excuses were shattered. They had to admit a cruel fact, that is, the oiran girl was really the ugly one pretending to be the one they were so proud of before. In those romance stories, the heroine turned out to be a big man who picks his feet.
Thinking of this, they all wanted to go home and hang themselves because it was so embarrassing.
"Do you still have any doubts? If you have any, just say it, and I will answer it for you one by one. I will never let you have any doubts in your mind." Zhou Ming stood in front of all the dignitaries, with his hands behind his back, in a victor's manner. gesture said.
All the dignitaries had sad faces, and a few thin-skinned people even started crying. Not only did they no longer feel lucky, but even the arrogance that had always existed in them completely disappeared.
"Master Zhou, we know we were wrong. Please let us go. This matter must not be spread."
"Ugh..." The man who wanted to eat the chair accidentally glanced at Huamian Lang, couldn't help but retched, and then said, "Mr. Zhou, we are blind. Last night, we made things difficult for you at every turn because of this ugly monster. If you are against us, we really deserve to die.
But please, for the sake of us being officials in the same dynasty, please help us and keep this secret for us. Otherwise, if this matter spreads, it will not look good on you and me. "
The person who wanted to eat the chair was very smart. While begging for mercy from Zhou Ming, he also pointed out an important point, that is, he told Zhou Ming not to forget that he was also here to consume.
