Chat group!
"Fire Cloud Evil God entered the chat group."
Meng Hao: "I just joined Taoist Priest Four Eyes, and here comes the Fire Cloud Evil God. The name looks awesome."
Zhong Shan: "Damn it, what a great name, evil god."
Ji Ning: "Zhong Shan, stop talking and don't cause trouble."
Looking at the messages from the three people, Fire Cloud Evil God frowned slightly. The group announcement that appeared in his mind told him that this was a chat group. Everyone in the group was good-looking and well-spoken. They were all elites from all over the world.
The spiritual world?
Looking at the chat group, Huoyun Evil God did not believe it, but suspected that there was mental fantasy and split personality in his mind. Everything here was imagined out of thin air, just because he was too lonely in his heart.
He was fond of martial arts all his life, and he only wanted to be defeated. He only felt how lonely it was to be invincible in the world, and finally chose to go to a mental hospital to retire because of his loneliness.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "I am the best master in the world, invincible in the world, and the most ultimate killer king in history, Fire Cloud Evil God."
Since it is an imaginary world in his mind, Huoyun Evil God certainly wants to introduce himself. He has the final say in his world. These people are all imaginary.
He should be praised.
Meng Hao: "Awesome, awesome."
Zhong Shan: "Admire, admire."
Ji Ning: "Envy, envy."
Damn it, these two guys said everything he wanted to say, and Ji Ning couldn't help but vomit.
really....
At this moment, Huoyun Evil God was even more certain that this was the world of his spiritual imagination, and these people would all flatter him.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "Speaking of which, I have practiced martial arts and fought against invincible opponents all over the world. I have killed countless people. My training is...".
Wu?
Ji Ning, Zhong Shan, and Meng Hao were slightly stunned. Seeing the information about Huoyun Evil God bragging about 13, they were a little confused for a moment and couldn't turn around.
Evil God has such an awesome name, but he only learned martial arts.
Damn, did you make a mistake?
The three of them couldn't help but vomit in their hearts. Martial arts can only be regarded as the lowest level of martial arts in their world. Only by cultivating immortals can they become stronger and their life span can be extended.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "When I was fifteen years old, I broke a huge boulder with one punch... When I was eighteen years old, I made a name for myself in the world... Until now, I have no rivals. I just feel... There are too few peerless masters...too few...".
Seeing that the Fire Cloud Evil God was still blowing, Meng Hao, Zhong Shan, and Ji Ning glanced at the group members in unison, and all three of them suddenly twitched at the corners of their mouths.
Damn~1 strength.
Do you want it to be so funny?
What a waste of time with such an awesome name.
The three of them couldn't help complaining, but at this moment, Taoist Master Simu sent a message.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "That's awesome. Are you a god?"
Not long after Taoist Priest Simu joined the group, he listened to the group announcement and read the contents of the chat group. In addition to being shocked, he was also secretly happy.
Huoyun Evil God was full of confidence: "I have defeated all the invincible fighters in the world and can be called the best in the world. Of course I am a god."
Poof~!
Ji Ning: "Hahahaha, I can't help it anymore."
Zhong Shan: "Hahaha...the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life...hahaha...".
Meng Hao: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I can't bear it anymore, hahaha."
Seeing the laughter of the three people, Huoyun Evil God didn't care. It was all jealousy and envy of negative consciousness, and he wanted to hit him.
Taoist priest Simu was a little confused and silently chose to dive and observe.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "What are you laughing at? Did I say something wrong? Who is my opponent in the world? The invincible in the world is God."
Meng Hao: "There is nothing wrong with this sentence, but can you live forever?".
Fire Cloud Evil God: "How is it possible to live forever?"
Zhong Shan: "You can't live forever, maybe you have some misunderstanding about God."
Fire Cloud Evil God: "...".
Ji Ning: "God, his longevity is boundless. He can block the sky by turning his hand, and destroy the earth by turning his hand. With a hum, all living beings will vomit blood from serious wounds."
Fire Cloud Evil God's eyes widened: "...".
Zhong Shan looked confused: "...".
Meng Hao looked confused: "...".
Both of them felt that Ji Ning was too good at boasting, and before he reached that level, he started bragging about things that were not true.
Watching the conversation between several people, Taoist Master Simu silently dived and trembled, feeling that these people were too scary.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "That's just a legendary immortal. It's all fake. It's something that monks and Taoists did out of ignorance to deceive the world."
Fire Cloud Evil God: "Hmph, I won't believe you."
The era of Fire Cloud Evil God belongs to the modern era, so of course he would not believe what Ji Ning said, not to mention that he believed that it belonged to the spiritual world, and everything was just a reverie that he had experienced.
Because invincibility is so lonely, he longs for a peerless master.
Ji Ning: "Forget it if you don't believe it. I'm talking about the power of God, not fake gods like you."
Zhong Shan: "Jining didn't lie. When his strength reaches a certain level, all these can be achieved."
Meng Hao: "Ever since I heard what the group leader said about the existence of Luo Tian, I don't dare to be lazy day and night, and I have been practicing hard every day."
We are not blind, you are having a great time chatting here.
Zhong Shan, Ji Ning: "...".
Fire Cloud Evil God: "How dare you go against me? Believe it or not, I will slap myself awake and you will all disappear."
Everyone: "...".
Are you sick? What does it have to do with us to slap ourselves? besides....
You are not a god. If you slap us down, will we disappear? What a joke.
Everyone was speechless and vomiting, feeling like they had encountered a mentally disturbed person.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "From now on, if you want to say something nice or praise me, if I am happy, I will come to see you every day and chat with you. Usually I am very busy."
Ji Ning: "!!!".
Meng Hao: "!!!".
Zhong Shan: "!!!".
Damn you, you want us to flatter you just to chat with you, are you sick?
Taoist Priest Four Eyes thought to himself. It was his first time in the chat group and he needed to make friends. Although the Fire Cloud Evil God in front of him was a bit mentally retarded, he looked very powerful.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Brother Huoyun, you are so powerful, what is your best martial arts skill?"
Fire Cloud Evil God laughed loudly: "Haha, of course I am the best in the world in Toad Kung Fu. With this martial art, I am famous all over the world. Anyone who falls victim to my Toad Kung Fu will have their meridians cut off and die."
Taoist Master Simu said: "Brother Huoyun is really awesome, I really want to see the toad skill."
That’s what I said! !
Meng Hao, Zhong Shan, and Ji Ning all twitched their mouths slightly and couldn't help but roll their eyes. This toad martial arts group is available in stores. The description above is not very powerful, it can only be regarded as a weird martial arts.
Meng Hao curled his lips and said, "That Fire Cloud Evil God, go to the group store and have a look. There is a book called Toad Technique."
Zhong Shan: "Yes, this toad's skill is so-so."
Ji Ning: "What the two above said makes sense. It is a very unpopular martial art. Not many people will learn this martial art."
After looking at the information from the three people, Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately ran to the Qun Store to look for Toad Gong.
Fire Cloud Evil God's face turned cold: "Unpopular? No one has learned it, right? If you can't learn it, don't hurt me. Now I am very unhappy. I may slap myself awake at any time. Please praise me quickly."
Zhong Shan: "???".
Ji Ning: "???".
Meng Hao: "???".
It's none of our business if you slap yourself. This can threaten us. I'm afraid you are mentally retarded.
Also, it’s not that we can’t learn it, it’s that we don’t like to lie on the ground and learn how to crow.
Besides, is this martial arts as powerful as immortality? What a frog in the well.
Zhong Shan, Ji Ning, and Meng Hao couldn't help but vomit in their hearts.
Taoist Priest Simu: "Brother Huoyun, Qundian really has a Toad Kung Fu. Isn't it a martial art where four people lie on the ground and pump up their energy?"
Zhong Shan: "!!!".
Ji Ning: "!!!".
Meng Hao: "!!!".
Fire Cloud Evil God was slightly startled.
What does it mean to cheer up?
I am gathering energy.
The purpose is to send out the strongest power.
Fire Cloud Evil God: "I'm very unhappy now. I want to slap myself. I don't want to see you again."
The four-eyed Taoist priest said: "...".
Zhong Shan: "Fight quickly."
Ji Ning: "Fight to death."
Meng Hao: "Tell me if you want to be slapped in the face live, and I will pay you points."
Fire Cloud Evil God: "...".
MMP, this group of people with split personalities.
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