Li Zheng, who is known to hate human children the most, opened the door and took in the crying Hazel. Hazel herself was stunned and felt something was wrong, but Yan Yueming only felt that the senior was indeed a kind-hearted person.
Soon, the director came to the door of No. 111 and knocked politely.
Yan Yueming cautiously looked at her through the gap in the fence, but unexpectedly he met her smiling eyes.
Today's director still wears a straw hat with braids, a red bow on the straw hat, and button earrings on his ears. The smile was sweet, and the eyes were kind and friendly, which made Yan Yueming feel a little embarrassed.
"Hello, Xiao Ming, can you open the door and invite me in?" Her voice was also very pleasant, like an oriole.
Yan Yueming was bewitched by her for a moment, and his intuition told him that this NPC did not seem to be hostile to him. Of all the aunt's suitors I know so far, the principal is the least objectionable. After all, who would hate a beautiful and polite young lady? But Yan Fei's words still lingered in his ears, making Yan Yueming wake up at the end.
"Senior?" He cautiously asked Li Zheng for his opinion.
"You can turn it on if you want." Li Zheng turned off the faucet, and when he looked out the door, he said another way, "Miss the director came to visit, but she came empty-handed?"
The director looked down at his hands and laughed, "This is indeed my fault. So, may I ask the gentleman at the door, what kind of gift do you want?"
Yan Yueming blinked, could he still mention this by himself? He looked at Li Zheng, who said: "As long as Yan Yueming likes it, it's fine."
Hearing this, the principal's smile became more friendly, "So Xiao Ming, what kind of gift do you want?"
Yan Yueming was a little at a loss. Why did he suddenly ask him to mention it? But he didn't know what gift he wanted. He had never asked for gifts a few times since he was a child, so he couldn't help but turn to Li Zheng for help again. Li Zheng smiled and glanced at his little golden axe.
Little golden ax? Gold? Ondine?
Yan Yueming blinked and carefully tried to figure out what he meant. If the senior cannot explain clearly because the principal is listening outside, then...
"Does the principal know my aunt, right?" Yan Yueming asked proactively.
"Yes." The principal said in a brisk tone.
"If you are friends with my aunt, then you are my elder, and you can give me anything." Yan Yueming decided to return the choice to the director.
First of all, if Li Zheng had something that he clearly wanted him to get, it was unlikely that he would not tell him in advance and have to let him guess. The senior is not such a person.
Secondly, the little golden ax was also obtained by accident. For the sake of his aunt, Ondine took the initiative to give him the ax instead of asking for it.
Even so, Yan Yueming was still nervous when she said these words, but she didn't show it on her face, and her clenched fists were deliberately loosened. He could sense that the senior had been deliberately guiding her, letting him think and make the decision. He was also constantly practicing his courage to make himself bolder and more confident.
On the other side, Miss Principal tilted her head slightly and thought for a few seconds. Under Yan Yueming's nervous and expectant eyes, she smiled knowingly, took off the red bow on her straw hat and placed it in her palm.
"Is this ok?"
Yan Yueming glanced at Li Zheng again, and seeing that he had no objection, he took the initiative to open the door. Take it with both hands
Bow tie and politely said "thank you".
The principal smiled and nodded.
Hazel was crying to death, rolling and crawling all the way and hiding in the house shivering.
He knew it! He knew it!
The neighbor next door is a devil and would not be so kind to take him in. They tricked him into coming in and even let the director in. Isn't this, isn't it...
Hey, what is that idiom called? What's the point of closing the door?
Hazel usually didn't attend class well, so he really didn't remember it. At this moment, he saw a pig in a cage in the room. He recognized it as the one flying around in the sky last night. One person and one pig looked at each other across the cage, speechless and tearful.
Close the door and hunt the pigs, right? Is it to close the door and kill the pigs?
At the gate, just as the director was about to enter, Dahuang and Grass Carp Prince came back urgently. As a qualified watchdog, how could Dahuang allow someone to enter the house without his permission?
"Woof!" Human beings, tell me your name!
"Woof!" Grass Carp Prince followed suit.
The director took a step back nimbly, raising his skirt slightly. At the same time, he put his finger to his lips and said, "Shh."
It's just a breathy sound, but it makes Dahuang feel like he's facing a powerful enemy.
Yan Yueming was afraid that something might happen to Dahuang, so he quickly wanted to stop it, but Li Zheng reached out to stop it.
"Don't worry, wait and see." Li Zheng said.
On the other side, Dahuang looked wary and did not rush forward. It was looking at it and seemed to find it strange. The human in front of it did not have the aura that a human should have. It was scary, but it was not as annoying as the smelly bird.
She smelled good.
Rhubarb was puzzled and hesitantly wanted to get closer and smell it again. The director of the garden reached out to the grass carp prince and touched his head.
The Grass Carp Prince opened his Pisces eyes and did not resist. He was not stupid.
"Wow!" Rhubarb was in disbelief. Don't all humans like to touch it? Why did you touch that fake dog again?
The rhubarb couldn't bear it, and just as it was about to jump, the director suddenly looked into the room again, frowning slightly.
"Sorry." She nodded to Yan Yueming and Li Zheng, then walked quickly into the door and went straight to the bedroom.
In the bedroom, Hazel is running away with the pink pig.
He first took advantage of the stall where the director was stopped by Dahuang, and sneaked in
He took the pig out of the cage, then sneaked into the bedroom, turned on the TV, and used all his strength to lead the pig into the TV.
At this moment, half of the little fragrant pig's body had got into the TV, but its butt and hind legs were still outside, flopping around desperately.
Hazel was afraid that its bark would attract attention, so she pushed hard from behind and lowered her voice to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, I will take you to escape."
But the next second, a familiar sweet voice sounded behind him, "Where do you want to escape?"
hazelnut:"!!!"
The director approached step by step. She was not walking fast, and the little leather shoes made a slow and rhythmic clicking sound, which fell in Hazel's ears like a reminder.
The little fragrant pig is still flapping, and its two hind legs are almost straightened, as if urging--
Push me, push me quickly!
But Hazel was already kneeling, kneeling neatly, and rushed over to hug the director's leg, "I'm sorry, the director is so stubborn, I made the wrong nest! Ni, please forgive me, wuwuwuwuwu..."
familiar
Yan Yueming, who came in behind, didn't know what expression to put on because of the cries and familiar begging for mercy. He looked at the TV again, and there was a little pink pig kicking on the screen, and the picture playing on the TV was Hu Di's "Morning News."
The new anchor Meng Pinghai looked at the pink pig head that suddenly appeared in the studio, accepted it well, and continued to broadcast without changing his expression.
"Dear audience friends, I remind you again, do not believe or spread rumors. The Shapo family solemnly declares on this station that they are not responsible for the broken toilet incident that occurred in the hospital toilet early this morning, and deny any involvement in the incident that occurred in the operating room. The phenomenon of kidney-to-human transmission is related..."
Yan Yueming: "..."
What's broken? What kind of human-to-human transmission? What exciting plot did he miss after one night?
"Hazel, where is your homework?" The principal's question interrupted his thoughts.
"It fell, it fell." Hazel shivered.
The principal magically took out a test paper from his cross-body bag.
"Did you lose this test paper?" She said, taking out another one, "Or this one?"
"Or this one?"
"Or this one?"
The test papers fell down one after another, almost drowning the hazelnuts. At that moment, the figure of the principal gradually overlapped with that of senior sister Que Ge in Yan Yueming's heart.
The tactics of the sea are so terrifying. Even the little fragrant pig no longer kicks its legs, and its body is stiff and pretending to be a pendant.
Zhen·Pendant Dahuang arrived at the door and saw the situation in the house. His alarm bells rang in his heart, he braked to the limit, turned around and ran away. He bumped into the Grass Carp Prince all the way, then went around to the window and quietly poked out a dog's head.
In the house, the hazelnuts turned into real hazelnuts, and he opened them.
Opened in a physical sense.
The director calmly pulled out a handful of weeds from his opened head and sighed: "It is indeed a straw bag."
The next second, she took out a brand new test paper filled with words and scored 100 points, and stuffed it in.
From the outside, the balled up paper looks like a crumpled human brain.
Yan Yueming: "..."
After stuffing it, the director looked back at them and asked politely: "Excuse me, is there any needle and thread here? I need to sew it up."
Yan Yueming: "Haha."
Help, my hands and feet are a little weak, and my scalp is cold.
At this time, Li Zheng calmly took out his crochet hook and handed it over, elegant, generous and decent.
The director took it and politely thanked him.
Contemporary civilized people work together to build a harmonious Hudi.
Yan Yueming: "..."
There seems to be something wrong, but I can't tell what is wrong.
The director sewed up the hazelnuts and took the man away. Hazel got a new brain, and she looked much smarter. Her IQ was at a high level, and her eyes began to shine with wisdom.
Before leaving, he bowed to Yan Yueming and Li Zheng, "Thank you. A beautiful day starts with good wishes. Best wishes to you and goodbye."
Yan Yueming was completely speechless. When he returned to the house, he saw the pink pig still stuck in the TV with its butt raised, and he was even more speechless.
"What to do?" he asked.
"Pull it out?" Li Zheng asked.
Yan Yueming had no doubts about him. The senior said so and he did it. Li Zheng handed him a pair of gloves. Yan Yueming thought of his senior's mysophobia, so he put them on obediently, and then went to pull the little fragrant pig.
But the little fragrant pig had endured too much. It thought its life was in danger and immediately let out a scream like a slaughtered pig.
The screams were transmitted to the studio, and then through the live broadcast, spread throughout Hudi.
In an instant, the entire Hu Land was trembling.
"What's going on? The pig demon has appeared?"
“Where are the pigs being killed?!”
…
Anchor Meng Pinghai tightened his grip on the manuscript and said in as calm a voice as possible: "Viewers, do not believe or spread rumors. This station is not killing pigs. Please note that this station is not killing pigs." Kill the pig.”
Ding ding ding, the hotline call came in.
A big and rough voice said, "Wai, is it a TV station? How much does pork cost per pound?"
Meng Pinghai had no expression on his face: "I told you I didn't kill the pig, and I'll kill you if I ask again."!
