"I'm coming!"
"Finally, I've been waiting for this for a long time."
"Give me all!"
"Let me see—"
There was a crowd of people, and the excited, curious, and inquiring discussions were like waves. Before Yan Yueming could distinguish it clearly, he suddenly felt the tip of his nose itching.
"Sneeze!" He sneezed before he could stand still. The white gauze swayed in front of his eyes. The building was brightly lit, and all kinds of people gathered in front to watch curiously. Some people even stood on the railings.
Li Zheng, however, seemed unaware. He supported Yan Yueming with one hand and put another hand on his forehead to confirm that his body temperature was normal. Then he turned to look at the onlookers.
The Tang Dao he snatched from the coir raincoat man was still hanging on his waist. Because it was a stolen knife without a scabbard, when the lights in the building shone, it was so cold that it made people tremble.
The young lady who was nearest said "嘤嘤", covered her face with a silk cloth and took half a step back.
But there was someone bold at the back who raised his voice and asked him: "Boss Li, you are actually hanging out with Su Baoer's extreme fans and helping others to do evil. You are still having sex with each other in public. It is simply unreasonable. How can you be worthy of our Xiao Ming!"
"Yes, yes, Boss Li, Miss Tang will never forgive you!"
"Strongly condemned!"
The voice of condemnation was so deafening that Yan Yueming was shocked even though he was still alive.
This, this is the legendary me, myself?
"What should we, Xiao Ming, do? We, Xiao Ming... 嘤嘤嘤, Boss Li, Xiao Ming has not sorry for you, why don't you let Xiao Ming go free and let me bear the pain of this love for Xiao Ming!"
"No, it's me. I can join in this love affair between three people."
Um? As Yan Yueming listened, he felt that something was even more wrong. He opened his mouth to explain, but Su Baoer's fans came to join the battle. They chanted the slogan "Protect Su Bao, defend Su Bao" and even held banners to attack Yan Yueming, an extreme fan.
Is this the power of SB, a bloody love group, to control the mouthpiece media? Yan Yueming was speechless and turned to look at Li Zheng, "Senior?"
Li Zheng was calm and composed. Even though there was still rain dripping on his hair and the tip of the knife, he did not look embarrassed. He asked, "What do you think we should do?"
Yan Yueming thought for a while and then said a few words to Li Zheng. Others couldn't hear what he was saying, they could only see the two of them flirting with each other as if no one else was around. Wasn't this cuckolding Xiao Ming in public?
What is intolerable is unbearable.
For Miss Tang, for Xiao Ming, today we must let this couple have sex - eh?
Everyone saw that Yan Yueming took off his bamboo hat. When the white gauze fell, revealing that strange but familiar face, everyone was surprised and gradually remembered his true identity because they had seen his photo in Don Qiao's.
"What? It's Xiao Ming!"
The legendary Xiao Ming, Miss Tang's eldest nephew, finally appeared, and everyone made a sound of surprise. There was even a cassette phenomenon due to too much surprise.
"W-what? It's Xiao Ming!"
"What, what, what? It's Xiao Ming!"
"What, what, what, what? It's Xiao Ming!"
The voice was so ghostly that Yan Yueming almost didn't recognize his own name.
He subconsciously wanted Li Zheng to explain his doubts,
As soon as I turned my head,
Li Zheng covered his mouth and motioned him to look to the outside of the crowd with his eyes.
Yan Yueming looked over and saw several NPCs wearing work clothes similar to Xiaoyi's quickly running to the walls in various directions, opening the hidden compartments on the wall and popping up a wooden handrail, and then began to push the handrail forward like trackers. Walk.
All the staff exerted force at the same time, and the sound of "click, click" mechanism suddenly came from the wall, and then the entire floor began to rotate.
The sound of the cassette has also returned to normal.
Yan Yueming: "???"
Li Zheng: "The Crooked Tower is a huge clockwork box, and each floor can rotate independently. When you enter here, you must follow the operating rules here. For example, play the role of a music box villain who needs a clockwork to start."
Yan Yueming understood, and at this time, the NPCs who had returned to normal showed great enthusiasm for Yan Yueming. If it weren't for Li Zheng's knife still dripping water, Yan Yueming might have been overwhelmed by the crowd right now.
But fortunately, he experienced a lot of beatings as the "protagonist Xiao Ming" when he was in Shangfangcheng. And he knew that the senior was right next to him, so he couldn't be afraid, and he didn't need to be afraid. These people would definitely not be able to touch him. He had to stay calm so as not to embarrass his aunt.
"Yes, I am Xiao Ming." Yan Yueming took a deep breath, stood up, and openly admitted his identity. Then he changed the subject, winked, and asked sincerely: "Whose fan did you say I was just now?"
Everyone shook their heads, feeling as if they had been condemned by their conscience, "No, no, absolutely not, how could Miss Tang's nephew like others! It's all nonsense from Hu Di TV Station!"
Yan Yueming breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, "I told you that you wouldn't accuse me wrongly. My aunt will be very happy if she finds out. By the way, do you all know my aunt?"
This was enough to talk about. Everyone was rushing to tell Yan Yueming one or three things that they had to say to Miss Tang. Su Baoer's fans were squeezed into a corner, their banners were stepped on several times, and they were so angry that they yelled
: "You bunch of idiot fans! Du Wei! Get out of this stupid place!"
So the X-Tearing War began.
Fans of Miss Su Baoer, a popular young actress on Hudi TV, and loyal followers of Miss Yihongchuan Tang, started a wonderful process of trying to win each other's heads. But because Miss Tang is so popular, this wave of beatings is a one-sided one.
Yan Yueming has never seen such a wonderful head-puller. The head of the stick figure here is on fire due to the heat generated by the friction. The elite man over there had his wig ripped off, and the wig accidentally flew onto the stickman's head.
"Boom!" The fire was boiling like wildfire. If the Buddha stood in the way, he would kill the Buddha, and if the god stood in the way, he would kill the god.
Rushing footsteps sounded on the stairs, and more people were coming to join the battlefield.
Yan Yueming felt like a sinful man. He didn't mean to start this war. He really didn't. So he quietly retreated to Li Zheng, stuck close to him, and suggested to him: "Senior, why don't we run away first?"
He is too cowardly and too real.
Li Zheng smiled imperceptibly and said, "No need."
But Yan Yueming was very worried, not so much for his own safety, but because Li Zheng got caught in the rain. What if he caught a cold if he continued to stay here? He can take down stick figures and use them as firewood, and pile them up
Come to warm the fire for seniors? Of course not, Xiao Ming is a kind person.
Coincidentally, at this moment a new wave of NPCs wearing Xiaoyi uniforms appeared. The two neatly arranged teams marched through the crowd forcefully and came to Yan Yueming and Li Zheng. Under the attention of everyone, they all bowed and said hello——
"Welcome VVVIP guests to return to the crooked building!"
Its sound vibrates.
Its momentum is like a rainbow.
The surroundings were quiet for a moment, and the entire scene seemed to have been put on pause. Then, when Yan Yueming was about to dig out a magical castle with his toes, exclamations broke out from all over.
"It turns out to be a VVVIP guest, what a huge show."
"Is it because of Miss Tang? No, you have to be here in person, right? Xiao Ming is new here again...ah, I remembered, it's that boss Li!"
"He has a black card from Hudi Bank!"
"It's so true!"
"Then I can't compete with him? No, my Xiao Ming..."
…
Xiao Ming wanted to die. This scene was too big and he really couldn't hold it in any longer. If there was a hole here, he would imitate the troublesome CEO and crawl around in the dark, and then kill everyone indiscriminately.
"Why don't I attack Boss Li first? He's so powerful, scary, and cold. Hey, hey, I love him so much, my heart is trembling."
"Haven't you heard of the legend of flower fertilizer?"
"What?"
"It is said that there is a garden at a place called No. 111 Huayuan Road..."
Although he might have his legs broken because of jealousy like the president, all those who covet the seniors must die. Dark Xiao Ming is online again. As long as people are dark and despicable enough, they won’t feel embarrassed.
The dark me, the despicable me, will eventually overcome everything. Yan Yueming, who was thinking this way, took the initiative to hold Li Zheng's hand, and finally remembered the Grass Carp Prince, and called the Grass Carp Prince in to become his love bodyguard.
As for Li Zheng, he was in a rare good mood when he looked at the ugly thing in front of him.
"Let's go." He didn't want to pay attention to the boring people around him, and took Yan Yueming calmly through the VVVIP channel opened for him by the NPCs, and got a room in the crooked building.
Everyone saw and heard that he took Yan Yueming to a VIP suite. 9999 a night, which means long-term, so it is still a couple's suite.
This is much more interesting than everyone talking nonsense.
"Does Miss Tang know?"
"Did you hear anything going on inside? I'm so worried."
"I can't hear you, that fish is guarding the door!"
"How about we steal the fish first?"
…
"Shh-"
"Flower fertilizer warning!"
In the room, Yan Yueming watched Li Zheng take off his clothes, blushing and heartbeating.
Li Zheng was calm from beginning to end. He closed the door and took off his rain-wet windbreaker and put it on his arms. He said, "I'm going to take a shower first."
This, this is not good, right?
Yan Yueming lowered her head, too embarrassed to look at him. Li Zheng turned around again, leaned over slightly to look at him, and asked, "I just want to change into clean clothes. What are you thinking about?"
"No. I understand, I know everything. On the list you wrote before, senior, the boss of Wailou is also one of my aunt's suitors, right? If we show up in public, he will most likely come looking for us. You were caught in the rain just now, go and wash up quickly, I'll wait for you outside." Yan Yueming denied it quickly, and said it clearly, reasonably, and thoughtfully.
But at such a close distance, Li Zheng's open collar was right in front of him. His eyes followed a drop of water across his collarbone, as if he was being pulled and manipulated, and some yellow waste was inevitably born in his mind.
Li Zheng: "But I'm injured."
Yan Yueming: "Where?!"
Li Zheng: "So, together?"!
