110 Trouble Unlimited Company (5)

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After everyone's discussion, they decided to go to the Human Resources Department first.

First, if the blood in the elevator was left by the cleaning truck, it would definitely leave a second and third drop along the way. However, the corridor on the 7th floor was very clean, which proved that the cleaners most likely went to other floors. At this moment, the elevator stopped at the 9th floor, but it was not certain that the cleaner was in the elevator below the 9th floor, because Yan Yueming and the others were delayed in the corridor for more than ten minutes. In these ten minutes, there is no guarantee that no one else will use the elevator.

Secondly, it is safer to clarify the specific rules in the company first before sharpening the knife and chopping firewood. Furthermore, maybe the cleaner also went to the 10th floor where the human resources department is located?

The elevator arrived at the 10th floor. When I went out, it was very lively.

Yan Yueming and his group were not the only ones who thought of coming to the human resources department to look for the employee handbook. It was visually estimated that at least half of them were here. Looking at those energetic faces, Yan Yueming seemed to be back when he went to interview for a job.

Taking a closer look, I saw that my former colleagues were here as well, and history was indeed repeating itself.

Although the former colleague is older than Yan Yueming, he and Yan Yueming entered the company in the same batch. He is an expert at job hopping. He has changed jobs three times in three years since he entered the workplace, once a year, which is quite "stable".

No, another year has passed, and this time he plans to switch jobs to the Qi Phase Bureau.

Yan Yueming has no opinion on the career plans of his former colleagues. What made him more curious was that he didn't see No. 1 and No. 2 here. No. 1 Jiang Fan's teammates are here, and it seems they are divided into two groups.

This is also one of the benefits of forming a team. You can obtain information faster and gain an advantage in the early stage. Of course, the premise is that your teammates are trustworthy.

Yan Yueming suspected that Jiang Fan's teammates were found before entering the examination room. They were not as familiar as strangers they had just met. However, Yan Yueming just thought about it and quickly put all this behind him and concentrated on doing his own thing.

The Human Resources Department's territory is not large. The Finance Department occupies two-thirds of the entire 10th floor, and the Human Resources Department accounts for the remaining one-third. The most important thing is that there is a piece of paper posted on the door of the Human Resources Department with four large printed words on it——

【Not recruiting humans】

Translated, it probably means: Human beings are prohibited from entering.

Yan Yueming inquired about it and found out that some warriors had knocked on the door of the personnel department before, but no one answered. During working hours, the door was unlocked, so he wanted to push it open, but as soon as he took a step, he broke the rules.

All the candidates were blocked by a door and were at a loss what to do. Yan Yueming searched carefully and found that there were no notices at the entrance of the human resources department like those in the canteen and entertainment area, and there was no trace of the cleaners here.

No. 33: “What should we do now?”

No. 42: "So many people have come together and can't figure out a solution. It seems very difficult."

No. 38: "But it doesn't matter, we are here, the Spellcasters Association of Fangfangcheng University of Technology will take action."

The newly joined Thinker No. 66 couldn't help but wonder, "How to take action?"

No. 41: "Enthusiastic humans report zombies."

No. 66: "Huh?"

No matter how puzzled No. 66 is, the magicians have already begun to take action. There was a pen and paper in the backpack issued by the Gas Physics Bureau. They quickly recommended a literary figure, wrote a report letter and stuffed it through the crack in the door.

"Tuk, duh."

No. 37, who thought he had the nicest voice, cleared his throat, "Hello, I'm reporting this! You have an employee who is 'troublesome' in violation of company regulations, leaving the workplace without permission during work, and playing in the tennis box in the leisure and entertainment area on the 7th floor. Put a ball in it!”

Both writing letters and speaking out, the two-pronged approach made the candidates around him call him an expert.

Yan Yueming couldn't help but admire him. Thinking about Xiao Ming, he has never done much reporting in Dalian since he was a child. It is ordinary and has no surprises. It seems that he still has a lot to learn.

Thinking like this, he couldn't help but look forward to it, wanting to see how the personnel department would react. This may give them direction for their next actions.

But there was no response from the Human Resources Department, and the Finance Department took action.

"Come out, come out!"

"Trouble is coming!"

Amidst the commotion in a deliberately lowered voice, Yan Yueming saw a row of "troublesome" people filing out of the door of the Finance Department. They were all wearing cheap suits with similar styles and ill-fitting styles. The only difference was the inner wear. Some people are wearing red ties, and some are wearing high-collar autumn clothes. Some were wearing gray sneakers, while others were wearing leather shoes, one after another, arranged neatly and chaotically.

It's neat because they walk on the same route, and even the distance between them is about the same.

I say messy because some of them are leaning to the left, some are leaning to the right, and some have crooked necks. Everyone has their own unique posture, and it looks very messy. And their movements are very slow, about 0.5 times the speed of normal human walking.

"How weird he is."

In the crowd, someone was muttering quietly.

How can this not be weird?

These zombies made no sound except for footsteps. Their faces were pale and their eyes were dull. Apart from being able to move, they were almost the same as the security guards on the first floor and the front desk.

The candidates dispersed involuntarily, their expressions slowly becoming solemn. No one spoke anymore for fear of disturbing them. It was not until they saw them entering the conference room between the HR Department and the Finance Department that they relaxed a little.

Yan Yueming glanced at the clock on the wall and murmured: "At 9 o'clock, the meeting begins..."

After the words fell, Yan Yueming was stunned because the same sigh came from next door. He turned around and saw that it was his former colleague.

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In the silent gaze, memories of the past began to revive.

As a social animal, meetings are common. Conferences and small meetings are held several times a week. Online, offline, and from time to time there will be a support meeting in the chat group.

It’s really a loss to have to attend a meeting after turning into a zombie.

But Yan Yueming never expected that even more losses would follow. The leader Trouble opened the door stiffly, and the last Trouble closed the door. This shows that they can complete some basic actions, but the mobility of this group of zombies is still very limited.

They can't speak, move slowly and behave stiffly, so how can they hold a meeting?

On the conference table, a secret grid opened in front of everyone, and an LCD screen the size of a tablet computer appeared. At first glance it looks high-tech, but upon closer inspection, it is indeed high-tech.

There are two wires on the display screen, one blue and one red, connected to the two electrode pads. The troublemakers slowly put the electrode pads on their temples, leaned back against the back of the chair, and began to lie down.

corpse.

The next second.

The screen lights up.

green light.

A face that matches all the troubles (),

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Text began to appear on the screen.

【Meeting starts】

[All employees please note that there are major omissions in last month’s financial statements! Major omission! 】

[Regarding the series of property losses caused by heavy rains and the transformation of new humans, they must be verified and confirmed before they can be reported! 】

【Reject all concealment! 】



"I'll go, I'll go. Is this some kind of brainwave communication?"

"My eyes are really opened. The zombies are more advanced than me!"

"This trouble is really not troublesome at all. You don't need to type to communicate with each other. But it's really fucking weird. A room full of corpses is having a meeting..."

"I'm going blind..."

After the initial shock, everyone quickly noticed the important information revealed in this meeting.

"New humans? They call zombies new humans?"

"So heavy rain is the source of humans turning into zombies? No wonder Jiang Fan just said that we should pay attention to water sources."

Amidst the divergent opinions, Yan Yueming's pupils shrank suddenly when he saw a few new lines of words appearing on the screen.

[Who was right about the account with Danzi Grocery Store last week? wrong again! wrong again! 】

[Obviously the quantity shipped by the marketing department was wrong. 】

[Hu Di’s accounts have never been right. 】

【ah! The evil bastard! Beautiful Hudi! 】

[They discriminate against new humans! 】

Damn it!

Yan Yueming grabbed Shen Yinchuan's arm nervously and excitedly, "Did you see it?"

Shen Yinchuan opened his dead fish eyes, "What?"

This is a long story. Yan Yueming's words were stuck in his throat. He didn't know how to speak for a moment, so he could only say as concisely as possible: "Hu Di is also a gap, but it is very dangerous there. There are also gaps that are connected."

Shen Yinchuan nodded and said he understood.

At this moment, the Human Resources Department finally responded. The report letter from the Spellcasters Association was taken in, but the door was not opened. The trouble in the human resources department may be a bit of a social fear, and he doesn't want to see people. There was a rustling sound in the door, and then a piece of paper was pushed out from the crack of the door.

An employment application form.

No. 37 scratched his head, "What is this for? Reward me with an offer?"

No. 33 asked him: "Do you want it?"

No. 37: “Will I turn into a zombie when I join the company?”

No. 42: "All the employees of this evil zombie company have the same face. If you become like Trouble, you can give it a try."

No. 41: “Why?”

No. 38 pushed up the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "Because Trouble is more handsome than him."

The Magicians Association of the Polytechnic University is on the verge of breaking up for the 108th time. No. 37 was very angry and decided to find the protagonist Xiao Ming to seek justice.

The protagonist Xiao Ming was confused, "You ask me who is more handsome, you or Trouble?"

Shen Yinchuan: "Troublesome handsome."

No. 42: "No, no, no, no, no. No. 42. But if it's Xiao Ming, he can win."

Yan Yueming almost no longer recognizes the word "trouble", and feels like his head is buzzing with these two words. He quickly changed the subject, "Can you show me the employment application form?"

Although No. 37 was defeated by Ma, because the final referee was Shen Yinchuan, he was still friendly to Xiao Ming and handed over the application form directly.

Yan Yueming glanced at it and found that it was no different from an ordinary job application form, except that the "Ethnicity" column was changed to "Species." Based on his experience with the previous gaps, he suggested: “If you want to fill it in, remember not to fill it in with your real name.”

No. 42 immediately answered, "Then I suggest you change your name to Ma Claw."!

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